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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Of all the retarded gimmicks you could think of....
Most something amusing, yet so stupid even Vinnie Mac might balk at it.
For some reason, I was just thinking of a "Lord of the Dance" gimmick. It's incredibly fucking stupid, but the thought made me laugh. There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year olds life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.--John Rogers |
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...IN HD!!!!
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An internet smark gimmick.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Didn't they do that with Eugene?
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Nah, he's basically representing the John Cena fans.
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Cranky Kong
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A gimmick where a guy is scared to wrestle so he always tries to weasel his way out of matches by offering his opponent gift certificates or coupons of assorted varieties. |
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A Property of Matter
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How about a generic babyface with little to no back story in colorful tights who becomes a wigger, who then becomes a Marine, all with only 6 moves! I'll bet he could be champion some day.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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They/Them
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Asian Cowboy......
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They/Them
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But seriously, off the top of my head, a Matador Gimmick.
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...IN HD!!!!
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A disgruntled Wal*Mart employee.
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Cranky Kong
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He's Here
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A Civil War Southern Sympathizer who got caught in a time rift.
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Taller than Adam Cole
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A skinny guy with no sternum who is the protoge' of Jeff Hardy?
(If you've seen the other shitty worker in the infamous Jeff Hardy ROH match, you know who I speak of.) Or, A wrestling Fast Food Employee. |
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facebook.com/bloquemen
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A BUS DRIVER! FINISHING MOVE: THE TRANSFER!
I'm serious. When I used to make CAW in wrestling games, I would make a bus driver. |
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Last of a Dying Forum
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HE'S GONNA HE'S GONNA HE'S GONNA PUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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He's Here
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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THE POSTMAN
"HE'S GOING POSTAL" |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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A World War II veteran who was placed in suspended animation just so he could be awakened in 2007, and save the WWE from Shoichi Funaki.
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Raw Video Footage
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My cousin came up with a prophet angle he'll use for our reunion backyard wrasslin get-together (we are trying this at home).
Has a heel he would prophecy events of the show and everytime they'd come to pass his music would hit and he'd appear at the 'ramp' smiling. The prestige is that he caused the events himself or through partnerships with other heels. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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An invader that has recently escaped from Area 51 and is looking to show that Cena is not super human. Whilst still keeping the WWE's love of Cena beating anything on earth.
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They're eating the dogs..
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Put a guy in a bear suit and have the announcers and everyone act like it is a real bear wrestling.
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Raw Video Footage
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This is more a plot than a wrestlers angle but...
When Gregory Helms returns he should go back to Hurricane persona and the angle should be billed as "Hurricane Returns". They could reproduce scenes between Lois and Superman with Hurricane and Maria. Maria would ask him why he left when WWE needed a hero (great point after recent events). Over time Hurricane would then turn heel and wear a black and white variation of his costume so they can play off Spider-man 3's plot as well. Black Hurricane ripping off his suit (after going to far one night) and tossing away only for another wrestler to wear it as a new 'Super-Villain' heel is my kind of TV. |
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He's Here
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"STEREOTYPE!"
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They/Them
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Good thing they stopped doing that.....
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Raw Video Footage
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BROOKLYN
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dave ain't here?
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The Boogeyman is pretty damn stupid.
As for ridiculous ideas: - A wrestler with multi-personality disorder. Could be heel and face at once, and change during interviews and angles. - A gangster wrestler, or a heel stable would be better actually... I don't mean like the 'F.B.I' I mean like Goodfellas style gangsters with one guy being mob-boss and 5 or 6 others being his workers. It could be like the corporation but stupider. - A cannibal. Tries to eat wrestlers. Provokes feuds with the likes of Mark Henry and Viscera. - A giant liquorice allsort. Just because. |
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Just Some Guy
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The fat chick thriller
That 70's guy A Canadian loyalist who is actually American |
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Lord of all Manors
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Neo Nazi stable
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Terminator Daddy!
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Shelton in a 'Chief Brody' voice (looking at Mark Henry): "We're gonna need a bigger rope." |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Terminator Daddy!
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"Photoshop Guy"
He's rewriting the WWE history books...literally. |
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Hmmm..... I really reckon I could see someone "from the future".
"I'm comin atchya, from the fute-cha". Heck, we've already had loads of cow-boys. They can be classed as wild west. So now the future comes in. |
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Cranky Kong
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Yasser "wheredat" Arabat
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Junior Member
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Paul Burchill. Enough said
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Junior Member
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well a ment the pirate gimic.
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Cranky Kong
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Some of you are really missing the point, I'm afraid.
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