Of all the retarded gimmicks you could think of....
 

Most something amusing, yet so stupid even Vinnie Mac might balk at it.

For some reason, I was just thinking of a "Lord of the Dance" gimmick. It's incredibly fucking stupid, but the thought made me laugh.

An internet smark gimmick.

Didn't they do that with Eugene?

Nah, he's basically representing the John Cena fans.

:foc:

A gimmick where a guy is scared to wrestle so he always tries to weasel his way out of matches by offering his opponent gift certificates or coupons of assorted varieties.

How about a generic babyface with little to no back story in colorful tights who becomes a wigger, who then becomes a Marine, all with only 6 moves! I'll bet he could be champion some day.

LOL I love it. That's awful, but :rofl:

Asian Cowboy......:shifty:

But seriously, off the top of my head, a Matador Gimmick.

A disgruntled Wal*Mart employee.

A Civil War Southern Sympathizer who got caught in a time rift.

A skinny guy with no sternum who is the protoge' of Jeff Hardy?

(If you've seen the other shitty worker in the infamous Jeff Hardy ROH match, you know who I speak of.)

Or,

A wrestling Fast Food Employee.

A BUS DRIVER! FINISHING MOVE: THE TRANSFER!

I'm serious. When I used to make CAW in wrestling games, I would make a bus driver.

Don't know why that was the first thing to come to mind...

THE POSTMAN


"HE'S GOING POSTAL"

That would actually be great. He could team up with Val Venis. They both handle a lot of packages, they rarely deliver early, and they're not afraid to fill your box....

A World War II veteran who was placed in suspended animation just so he could be awakened in 2007, and save the WWE from Shoichi Funaki.

My cousin came up with a prophet angle he'll use for our reunion backyard wrasslin get-together (we are trying this at home).

Has a heel he would prophecy events of the show and everytime they'd come to pass his music would hit and he'd appear at the 'ramp' smiling. The prestige is that he caused the events himself or through partnerships with other heels.

:rofl:

An invader that has recently escaped from Area 51 and is looking to show that Cena is not super human. Whilst still keeping the WWE's love of Cena beating anything on earth.

Put a guy in a bear suit and have the announcers and everyone act like it is a real bear wrestling.

This is more a plot than a wrestlers angle but...

When Gregory Helms returns he should go back to Hurricane persona and the angle should be billed as "Hurricane Returns". They could reproduce scenes between Lois and Superman with Hurricane and Maria. Maria would ask him why he left when WWE needed a hero (great point after recent events).

Over time Hurricane would then turn heel and wear a black and white variation of his costume so they can play off Spider-man 3's plot as well. Black Hurricane ripping off his suit (after going to far one night) and tossing away only for another wrestler to wear it as a new 'Super-Villain' heel is my kind of TV.

OMG, I can vaguly remember that, jesus christ what were they thinking.

Good thing they stopped doing that.....

The Boogeyman is pretty damn stupid.

As for ridiculous ideas:

- A wrestler with multi-personality disorder. Could be heel and face at once, and change during interviews and angles.
- A gangster wrestler, or a heel stable would be better actually... I don't mean like the 'F.B.I' I mean like Goodfellas style gangsters with one guy being mob-boss and 5 or 6 others being his workers. It could be like the corporation but stupider.
- A cannibal. Tries to eat wrestlers. Provokes feuds with the likes of Mark Henry and Viscera.
- A giant liquorice allsort. Just because.

Neo Nazi stable

A "reverse wiggerism" would kind of be funny with Shelton Benjamin and Crime Tyme. They could play Uncle Tom Klan members that try to lynch black people/Cena.


Shelton in a 'Chief Brody' voice (looking at Mark Henry): "We're gonna need a bigger rope."

Those are all Awesome ideas!

"Photoshop Guy"

He's rewriting the WWE history books...literally.

Hmmm..... I really reckon I could see someone "from the future".

"I'm comin atchya, from the fute-cha".

Heck, we've already had loads of cow-boys. They can be classed as wild west. So now the future comes in.

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Paul Burchill. Enough said

well a ment the pirate gimic. :D

Some of you are really missing the point, I'm afraid.