Let's make a Book of Austin

[thuganomicalcrippler]

Let's make a book of Austin. You know, lets post stuff Austin would write if he ever wrote a "Book of Austin" I'll start:

Austin 0:0 When in doubt, there is only one thing you can do to vanquish your insecurity. UNforgiveness must be foremost in your mind, and one phrase will forever give you pleasure and comfort to justify your decision: STUN THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THAT MEALY MOUTHED SOB!

(I know that was unbelievably lame and horrible, but I jut want to see what you amazing wits would say. PLEASE )

[Tornado]

Austin 3:16 - I just whooped your ass.

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edit - helps if i ****ing spell it right

[thuganomicalcrippler]

Austin 3:16 - I just whopped your ass.

You don't know how much I hate you for saying that

[Fryza]

Austin 5:8-

Well, this whole mess started out simple. I was coming out of my locker room one day, when I accidentally opened the door on Debra. Got her right in the eye, blacked it up and all. I was all like "Oh shit Debra, what'd you do?" and she bitched at me. Women..

Anyway, I left the arena real quick like to go get some band-aids and maybe a beer. I had my pass with me, I was sure of it. I got to the store, got a beer, and a box of band-aids. I got up to the counter, and they asked for my ID to make sure I was old enough to buy the beer. I just stared them in their face and said, "What?"

I started driving back to the arena. Rule of thumb, always leave your stuff you didn't use in your vehicle. So, all my shit was in my truck, and I parked it. The show hadn't started yet. I got to the building, and the door was locked. I got confused and walked around back. The assholes wouldn't let me in. So, I couldn't do anything and left.

The next day, I got calls saying I beat Debra and walked out on the WWE. In my confusion, all I could say was, "What?"

[Kane Knight]

Austin 4:37--Drink heavily and quit when ossible.

[Innovator]

Austin 2:1 - Get off the ATV WHAT Stunner WHAT BahGawd WHAT Stunner

[blake639raw]

Austin 5:8-

Well, this whole mess started out simple. I was coming out of my locker room one day, when I accidentally opened the door on Debra. Got her right in the eye, blacked it up and all. I was all like "Oh shit Debra, what'd you do?" and she bitched at me. Women..

Anyway, I left the arena real quick like to go get some band-aids and maybe a beer. I had my pass with me, I was sure of it. I got to the store, got a beer, and a box of band-aids. I got up to the counter, and they asked for my ID to make sure I was old enough to buy the beer. I just stared them in their face and said, "What?"

I started driving back to the arena. Rule of thumb, always leave your stuff you didn't use in your vehicle. So, all my shit was in my truck, and I parked it. The show hadn't started yet. I got to the building, and the door was locked. I got confused and walked around back. The assholes wouldn't let me in. So, I couldn't do anything and left.

The next day, I got calls saying I beat Debra and walked out on the WWE. In my confusion, all I could say was, "What?" LOL

[Apocolyptik1]

I EAT A CHILI DOG *WHAT* ANOTHER CHILI DOG *WHAT* I DRINK A BEER *WHAT* I DRINK ANOTHER BEER *WHAT* A SHOT OF TEQUILA *WHAT* 3 MORE SHOTS OF TEQUILA *WHAT* 3 MORE BEERS *WHAT* I AM DRUNK NOW SO I SLAP MY WIFE *WHAT* I SLAP HER AGAIN *WHAT*

[Bad Guy]

I EAT A CHILI DOG *WHAT* ANOTHER CHILI DOG *WHAT* I DRINK A BEER *WHAT* I DRINK ANOTHER BEER *WHAT* A SHOT OF TEQUILA *WHAT* 3 MORE SHOTS OF TEQUILA *WHAT* 3 MORE BEERS *WHAT* I AM DRUNK NOW SO I SLAP MY WIFE *WHAT* I SLAP HER AGAIN *WHAT*
:lol:

[Razor Rybek]

Austin 10:4- If you don't like something, do as i did and piss and moan till you get your own way.If that dont work then go home and don't come back till all your demands have been met!

[Tornado]

You don't know how much I hate you for saying that
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[Bad Guy]

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