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Old 02-25-2004, 12:54 PM   #1
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Let's make a Book of Austin
Let's make a book of Austin. You know, lets post stuff Austin would write if he ever wrote a "Book of Austin" I'll start:

Austin 0:0 When in doubt, there is only one thing you can do to vanquish your insecurity. UNforgiveness must be foremost in your mind, and one phrase will forever give you pleasure and comfort to justify your decision: STUN THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THAT MEALY MOUTHED SOB!

(I know that was unbelievably lame and horrible, but I jut want to see what you amazing wits would say. PLEASE )
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Old 02-25-2004, 01:03 PM   #2
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Austin 3:16 - I just whooped your ass.



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Old 02-25-2004, 01:09 PM   #3
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Austin 3:16 - I just whopped your ass.
You don't know how much I hate you for saying that
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Old 02-25-2004, 01:11 PM   #4
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Austin 5:8-

Well, this whole mess started out simple. I was coming out of my locker room one day, when I accidentally opened the door on Debra. Got her right in the eye, blacked it up and all. I was all like "Oh shit Debra, what'd you do?" and she bitched at me. Women..

Anyway, I left the arena real quick like to go get some band-aids and maybe a beer. I had my pass with me, I was sure of it. I got to the store, got a beer, and a box of band-aids. I got up to the counter, and they asked for my ID to make sure I was old enough to buy the beer. I just stared them in their face and said, "What?"

I started driving back to the arena. Rule of thumb, always leave your stuff you didn't use in your vehicle. So, all my shit was in my truck, and I parked it. The show hadn't started yet. I got to the building, and the door was locked. I got confused and walked around back. The assholes wouldn't let me in. So, I couldn't do anything and left.

The next day, I got calls saying I beat Debra and walked out on the WWE. In my confusion, all I could say was, "What?"
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Old 02-25-2004, 01:11 PM   #5
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Old 02-25-2004, 01:32 PM   #6
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Old 02-25-2004, 02:01 PM   #7
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Austin 5:8-

Well, this whole mess started out simple. I was coming out of my locker room one day, when I accidentally opened the door on Debra. Got her right in the eye, blacked it up and all. I was all like "Oh shit Debra, what'd you do?" and she bitched at me. Women..

Anyway, I left the arena real quick like to go get some band-aids and maybe a beer. I had my pass with me, I was sure of it. I got to the store, got a beer, and a box of band-aids. I got up to the counter, and they asked for my ID to make sure I was old enough to buy the beer. I just stared them in their face and said, "What?"

I started driving back to the arena. Rule of thumb, always leave your stuff you didn't use in your vehicle. So, all my shit was in my truck, and I parked it. The show hadn't started yet. I got to the building, and the door was locked. I got confused and walked around back. The assholes wouldn't let me in. So, I couldn't do anything and left.

The next day, I got calls saying I beat Debra and walked out on the WWE. In my confusion, all I could say was, "What?"
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Old 02-25-2004, 02:43 PM   #8
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I EAT A CHILI DOG *WHAT* ANOTHER CHILI DOG *WHAT* I DRINK A BEER *WHAT* I DRINK ANOTHER BEER *WHAT* A SHOT OF TEQUILA *WHAT* 3 MORE SHOTS OF TEQUILA *WHAT* 3 MORE BEERS *WHAT* I AM DRUNK NOW SO I SLAP MY WIFE *WHAT* I SLAP HER AGAIN *WHAT*
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Old 02-25-2004, 05:44 PM   #9
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I EAT A CHILI DOG *WHAT* ANOTHER CHILI DOG *WHAT* I DRINK A BEER *WHAT* I DRINK ANOTHER BEER *WHAT* A SHOT OF TEQUILA *WHAT* 3 MORE SHOTS OF TEQUILA *WHAT* 3 MORE BEERS *WHAT* I AM DRUNK NOW SO I SLAP MY WIFE *WHAT* I SLAP HER AGAIN *WHAT*
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Old 02-25-2004, 06:16 PM   #10
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Old 02-25-2004, 06:45 PM   #11
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Old 02-25-2004, 06:49 PM   #12
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