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thuganomicalcrippler 02-25-2004 12:54 PM
Let's make a Book of Austin
 
Let's make a book of Austin. You know, lets post stuff Austin would write if he ever wrote a "Book of Austin" I'll start:

Austin 0:0 When in doubt, there is only one thing you can do to vanquish your insecurity. UNforgiveness must be foremost in your mind, and one phrase will forever give you pleasure and comfort to justify your decision: STUN THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THAT MEALY MOUTHED SOB!

(I know that was unbelievably lame and horrible, but I jut want to see what you amazing wits would say. PLEASE )

Tornado 02-25-2004 01:03 PM
Austin 3:16 - I just whooped your ass.

:shifty:

edit - helps if i ****ing spell it right

thuganomicalcrippler 02-25-2004 01:09 PM
Quote:
Austin 3:16 - I just whopped your ass.
You don't know how much I hate you for saying that

Fryza 02-25-2004 01:11 PM
Austin 5:8-

Well, this whole mess started out simple. I was coming out of my locker room one day, when I accidentally opened the door on Debra. Got her right in the eye, blacked it up and all. I was all like "Oh shit Debra, what'd you do?" and she bitched at me. Women..

Anyway, I left the arena real quick like to go get some band-aids and maybe a beer. I had my pass with me, I was sure of it. I got to the store, got a beer, and a box of band-aids. I got up to the counter, and they asked for my ID to make sure I was old enough to buy the beer. I just stared them in their face and said, "What?"

I started driving back to the arena. Rule of thumb, always leave your stuff you didn't use in your vehicle. So, all my shit was in my truck, and I parked it. The show hadn't started yet. I got to the building, and the door was locked. I got confused and walked around back. The assholes wouldn't let me in. So, I couldn't do anything and left.

The next day, I got calls saying I beat Debra and walked out on the WWE. In my confusion, all I could say was, "What?"

Kane Knight 02-25-2004 01:11 PM
Austin 4:37--Drink heavily and quit when ossible.

Innovator 02-25-2004 01:32 PM
Austin 2:1 - Get off the ATV WHAT Stunner WHAT BahGawd WHAT Stunner

blake639raw 02-25-2004 02:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fryza
Austin 5:8-

Well, this whole mess started out simple. I was coming out of my locker room one day, when I accidentally opened the door on Debra. Got her right in the eye, blacked it up and all. I was all like "Oh shit Debra, what'd you do?" and she bitched at me. Women..

Anyway, I left the arena real quick like to go get some band-aids and maybe a beer. I had my pass with me, I was sure of it. I got to the store, got a beer, and a box of band-aids. I got up to the counter, and they asked for my ID to make sure I was old enough to buy the beer. I just stared them in their face and said, "What?"

I started driving back to the arena. Rule of thumb, always leave your stuff you didn't use in your vehicle. So, all my shit was in my truck, and I parked it. The show hadn't started yet. I got to the building, and the door was locked. I got confused and walked around back. The assholes wouldn't let me in. So, I couldn't do anything and left.

The next day, I got calls saying I beat Debra and walked out on the WWE. In my confusion, all I could say was, "What?"
LOL

Apocolyptik1 02-25-2004 02:43 PM
I EAT A CHILI DOG *WHAT* ANOTHER CHILI DOG *WHAT* I DRINK A BEER *WHAT* I DRINK ANOTHER BEER *WHAT* A SHOT OF TEQUILA *WHAT* 3 MORE SHOTS OF TEQUILA *WHAT* 3 MORE BEERS *WHAT* I AM DRUNK NOW SO I SLAP MY WIFE *WHAT* I SLAP HER AGAIN *WHAT*

Bad Guy 02-25-2004 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Apocolyptik1
I EAT A CHILI DOG *WHAT* ANOTHER CHILI DOG *WHAT* I DRINK A BEER *WHAT* I DRINK ANOTHER BEER *WHAT* A SHOT OF TEQUILA *WHAT* 3 MORE SHOTS OF TEQUILA *WHAT* 3 MORE BEERS *WHAT* I AM DRUNK NOW SO I SLAP MY WIFE *WHAT* I SLAP HER AGAIN *WHAT*
:lol:

Razor Rybek 02-25-2004 06:16 PM
Austin 10:4- If you don't like something, do as i did and piss and moan till you get your own way.If that dont work then go home and don't come back till all your demands have been met!

Tornado 02-25-2004 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thuganomicalcrippler
You don't know how much I hate you for saying that
<font color=#33ffff>You have no idea how much I hate you.........
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Bad Guy 02-25-2004 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Tornado
<font color=#33ffff>You have no idea how much I hate you.........
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That is all</font>
:love:


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