View Full Version : So Let's say WWE Shitcans Mysterio...
St. Jimmy
07-03-2007, 10:23 PM
For being a Roided up dickweed.
Will anyone give a fuck? Discuss.
chrisat928
07-03-2007, 10:25 PM
He'd have to kill his wife and kid too, before that would happen.
But his wife and kids are bigger than he is, so I don't see that happening.
St. Jimmy
07-03-2007, 10:31 PM
lol, good one.
Splaya
07-03-2007, 10:34 PM
Yeh I mean what kind of Roids is he using
Splaya
07-03-2007, 10:34 PM
Isn't there roids that stunts ur growth?
starfox8500
07-03-2007, 10:35 PM
Where is he? I'd like to see him in Cruiserweight division. I mean no maineventing, maybe upper mid carder, maybe
Mr. Nerfect
07-03-2007, 10:43 PM
I think some of the more noticeably roided up guys would go first. Rey is pretty fucking safe, especially considering the last I heard there were still plans to use him as a top attraction on SmackDown!.
St. Jimmy
07-03-2007, 10:46 PM
Right, but did you hear Alienoid? About Beniots doctors notes documenting Rey Rey as a roider?
St. Jimmy
07-03-2007, 10:46 PM
Pretty sure if you bring bad publicity to WWE, you're gonna get shitcanned.
Mr. Nerfect
07-03-2007, 10:55 PM
Right, but did you hear Alienoid? About Beniots doctors notes documenting Rey Rey as a roider?
Ah, I see. I missed that. This is probably tasteless of me to say, but I couldn't give a fuck about the Benoit shit now, so I've stopped following it. I did see a headline about Benoit's doctor facing indictment, though, so I'm assuming this came from there.
If the WWE gets pissed with Rey, they'll probably just put him in the mid-card somewhere. The cruiserweight division seems logical, as he has the pedigree to really help out there, and make the title look like it means something (it could be argued that a cruiserweight should see the Cruiserweight Championship as being even more valuable than a World Title).
I've never been a big Rey Mysterio fan, but I'll admit he has talent, and he deserves the spotlight more than a lot of the other guys the WWE pushes, but I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.
FourFifty
07-03-2007, 11:00 PM
For being a Roided up dickweed.
Will anyone give a fuck? Discuss.
I'm sure someone will care, and I believe I speak for the people who grew up on the WWF when I say these two simple words....
NOT IT!
IC Champion
07-03-2007, 11:09 PM
No.
St. Jimmy
07-03-2007, 11:32 PM
IC and 450 :love:
Mooияakeя™
07-03-2007, 11:42 PM
Back in '97, I would of cared about Rey, but now. Nope.
KayfabeMan
07-04-2007, 12:47 AM
He'd get what he has coming to him.
Nervous Ferret
07-04-2007, 12:50 AM
What's a Mysterio?
Do you really think McMahon would punish Mysterio for using steroids?
His top stars have all used them, with the exception of maybe The Rock and Stone Cold.
Rey is a huge attraction in WWE because of the Spanish audience. With the main event roster so lacking right now, they need Mysterio to come back strong.
NeanderCarl
07-04-2007, 03:08 AM
His top stars have all used (steroids), with the exception of maybe The Rock and Stone Cold.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Believe what you want.
NeanderCarl
07-04-2007, 03:09 AM
That's why Debra Marshall has been all over the news this week talking about Austin's roid rages, and why the Rock had to get a BOOB JOB in his 20s.
Tommy Gunn
07-04-2007, 04:16 AM
I like Rey, but the idea of him being in a World Title program makes me cringe. Plus I didn't agree with his 'thrust him to the top to help him get over Eddie' push.
If he doesn't come back I won't care really, as I think he's peaked achievement-wise. But perhaps he can help put over guys like MVP.
D Mac
07-04-2007, 04:58 AM
I hope so.
Is he coming back? i thought they got rid of the junior league...
:shifty:
FourFifty
07-04-2007, 08:11 AM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Kane Knight
07-04-2007, 09:19 AM
He'd have to kill his wife and kid too, before that would happen.
And his friends would call him "sweet."
Stickman
07-04-2007, 12:17 PM
Rey is still in the WWE?
IC Champion
07-04-2007, 12:28 PM
What are you guys talking about, top guys in the WWE aren't on steriods.
St. Jimmy
07-04-2007, 01:57 PM
Do you really think McMahon would punish Mysterio for using steroids?
His top stars have all used them, with the exception of maybe The Rock and Stone Cold.
Rey is a huge attraction in WWE because of the Spanish audience. With the main event roster so lacking right now, they need Mysterio to come back strong.
Oh no, it's not about using the roids. It's about getting caught.
James Steele
07-04-2007, 02:37 PM
You know who is not on roids?
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/photos2/posedphotos/22.jpg
St. Jimmy
07-04-2007, 02:40 PM
You know who is not on roids?
http://www.spookyweb.de/wrestling/wrest81.jpg
James Steele
07-04-2007, 02:44 PM
There is no strength stronger than DESTRUCITY WARRIORTALITY!
St. Jimmy
07-04-2007, 02:45 PM
DON'T FUCK WITH THAT WARRIOR NIGGA MAN, THAT NIGGAS FROM PARTS UNKNOWN.
THE GHETTOS of PARTS UNKNOWN EVEN.
James Steele
07-04-2007, 02:52 PM
WHERE THE ONLY VOICES YOU HEAR ARE IN YOUR HEAD!
James Steele
07-04-2007, 02:55 PM
:lol:
At least Warrior is smart enough to use Firefox.
Stickman
07-04-2007, 03:22 PM
What does shitcan mean?
darkpower
07-04-2007, 04:29 PM
I'm sure some people on here will HOPE the WWE shitcans him.
But that would make the WWE become hypocrites. They are already about this Benoit thing. They never tried to pretend that Lex Luger didn't exist when everyone thought he murdered Mrs. Elizabeth, but all the poilice have to do is say "oh, he HAD to do it because he was here" and suddenly we all believe them and clear him from existing. And let's not even GET into the stuff about the PTC or about the Hassan thing or the WWF blur thing.
But yeah, if they shitcan (aka: bury) Rey, they would have to bury 3/4ths of the WWE roster, which wouldn't make sense. Then again, when the fuck have you ever seen anything make sense in the WWE?
St. Jimmy
07-04-2007, 04:33 PM
Shitcan = Fire.
And again, it's not because he's DOING ROIDS. It's because he's going to get busted having done them and bring bad PR to WWE inc.
Dorkchop
07-04-2007, 04:52 PM
Do you know who else isn't on roids?
http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/734/734480/batista-interview-20060922090636447-000.jpg
darkpower
07-04-2007, 05:02 PM
Shitcan = Fire
Well, since if they bury him they would have a reason to "wish him well in his future endevors," so...basically....same thing.
St. Jimmy
07-04-2007, 05:14 PM
I gotcha DP. I'm with you.
St. Jimmy
07-04-2007, 05:15 PM
You know who is not on roids?
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://tonova.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/john_wayne.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEgNHs6tYux4OG_8V0KkjGCAO0gWA
I heard you can get 'em from riding horseback too much.
El Dandy
07-04-2007, 09:08 PM
If Rey's really on roids, he should get a refund.
YOUR Hero
07-04-2007, 09:13 PM
If Rey's really on roids, he should get a refund.
I dunno, last I saw him , he was ripped. They don't make you taller you know!!11
Mr. Nerfect
07-04-2007, 09:27 PM
You know who is not on roids?
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/photos2/posedphotos/22.jpg
I still maintain that John Cena is one ugly fuck. I mean, I guess I'm not an expert on the subject, but unless he was wearing a paper bag, I would not go anything near that if I were a woman.
Mr. Nerfect
07-04-2007, 09:33 PM
The WWE won't fire Rey. The WWE doesn't fear TNA, but they certainly don't want Rey Mysterio to end up in Florida with Kurt Angle, The LAX, etc. I can only really see them de-pushing him.
St. Jimmy
07-05-2007, 02:32 AM
I can see WWE firing Rey just to see him end up in TNA actually. It's kind of a fool proof "Oh. Look. Our competition is hiriing roided up freaks? WOW. What assholes." plan.
chrisat928
07-05-2007, 05:05 AM
I can see WWE firing Rey just to see him end up in TNA actually. It's kind of a fool proof "Oh. Look. Our competition is hiriing roided up freaks? WOW. What assholes." plan.
Does the name Scott Steiner ring a bell?
YOUR Hero
07-05-2007, 09:50 AM
I dunno, does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Afterlife
07-05-2007, 11:51 AM
What's a Mysterio?
Spider-Man villain; uses cinematic special effects in an effort to prove the webbed avenger is a fraud.
Wrestling Hero; uses cinematic special effects in an effort to prove that he is taller than his 8 year old son.
Afterlife
07-05-2007, 11:57 AM
I dunno, does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Ha ha haaa, wow. That's great. :lol:
I dunno, does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
:y:
Afterlife
07-05-2007, 12:03 PM
I still maintain that John Cena is one ugly fuck. I mean, I guess I'm not an expert on the subject, but unless he was wearing a paper bag, I would not go anything near that if I were a woman.
It's so depressing when you mention your heterosexuality. :-\
El Dandy
07-06-2007, 01:53 PM
I dunno, last I saw him , he was ripped. They don't make you taller you know!!11
lol true. I guess it makes it less noticeable when you look like you're 12.
DAMN iNATOR
07-08-2007, 03:07 PM
You know who is not on roids?
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMimVN5FGQSsBJFijzbkF/SIG=135hb16fh/EXP=1184008469/**http%3A//scarless1.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/bobbyjuice.jpg
Nope. No sign of 'roids there at all.:y:
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