So Let's say WWE Shitcans Mysterio...

**St. Jimmy** · 07-03-2007, 10:23 PM

For being a Roided up dickweed.

Will anyone give a fuck? Discuss.

**chrisat928** · 07-03-2007, 10:25 PM

He'd have to kill his wife and kid too, before that would happen.

But his wife and kids are bigger than he is, so I don't see that happening.

**St. Jimmy** · 07-03-2007, 10:31 PM

lol, good one.

**Splaya** · 07-03-2007, 10:34 PM

Yeh I mean what kind of Roids is he using

**Splaya** · 07-03-2007, 10:34 PM

Isn't there roids that stunts ur growth?

**starfox8500** · 07-03-2007, 10:35 PM

Where is he? I'd like to see him in Cruiserweight division. I mean no maineventing, maybe upper mid carder, maybe

**Mr. Nerfect** · 07-03-2007, 10:43 PM

I think some of the more noticeably roided up guys would go first. Rey is pretty fucking safe, especially considering the last I heard there were still plans to use him as a top attraction on SmackDown!.

**St. Jimmy** · 07-03-2007, 10:46 PM

Right, but did you hear Alienoid? About Beniots doctors notes documenting Rey Rey as a roider?

**St. Jimmy** · 07-03-2007, 10:46 PM

Pretty sure if you bring bad publicity to WWE, you're gonna get shitcanned.

**Mr. Nerfect** · 07-03-2007, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by St. Jimmy

Right, but did you hear Alienoid? About Beniots doctors notes documenting Rey Rey as a roider?

Ah, I see. I missed that. This is probably tasteless of me to say, but I couldn't give a fuck about the Benoit shit now, so I've stopped following it. I did see a headline about Benoit's doctor facing indictment, though, so I'm assuming this came from there.

If the WWE gets pissed with Rey, they'll probably just put him in the mid-card somewhere. The cruiserweight division seems logical, as he has the pedigree to really help out there, and make the title look like it means something (it could be argued that a cruiserweight should see the Cruiserweight Championship as being even more valuable than a World Title).

I've never been a big Rey Mysterio fan, but I'll admit he has talent, and he deserves the spotlight more than a lot of the other guys the WWE pushes, but I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.

**FourFifty** · 07-03-2007, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by St. Jimmy

For being a Roided up dickweed.

Will anyone give a fuck? Discuss.

I'm sure someone will care, and I believe I speak for the people who grew up on the WWF when I say these two simple words....

NOT IT!

**IC Champion** · 07-03-2007, 11:09 PM

No.

**St. Jimmy** · 07-03-2007, 11:32 PM

IC and 450

**Mooияakeя�** · 07-03-2007, 11:42 PM

Back in '97, I would of cared about Rey, but now. Nope.

**KayfabeMan** · 07-04-2007, 12:47 AM

He'd get what he has coming to him.

**Nervous Ferret** · 07-04-2007, 12:50 AM

What's a Mysterio?

**Fox** · 07-04-2007, 03:01 AM

Do you really think McMahon would punish Mysterio for using steroids?

His top stars have all used them, with the exception of maybe The Rock and Stone Cold.

Rey is a huge attraction in WWE because of the Spanish audience. With the main event roster so lacking right now, they need Mysterio to come back strong.

**NeanderCarl** · 07-04-2007, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Fox

His top stars have all used (steroids), with the exception of maybe The Rock and Stone Cold.

Believe what you want.

**NeanderCarl** · 07-04-2007, 03:09 AM

That's why Debra Marshall has been all over the news this week talking about Austin's roid rages, and why the Rock had to get a BOOB JOB in his 20s.

**Tommy Gunn** · 07-04-2007, 04:16 AM

I like Rey, but the idea of him being in a World Title program makes me cringe. Plus I didn't agree with his 'thrust him to the top to help him get over Eddie' push.

If he doesn't come back I won't care really, as I think he's peaked achievement-wise. But perhaps he can help put over guys like MVP.

**D Mac** · 07-04-2007, 04:58 AM

I hope so.

**Slow** · 07-04-2007, 05:23 AM

Is he coming back? i thought they got rid of the junior league...

**FourFifty** · 07-04-2007, 08:11 AM

**Kane Knight** · 07-04-2007, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by chrisat928

He'd have to kill his wife and kid too, before that would happen.

And his friends would call him "sweet."

**Stickman** · 07-04-2007, 12:17 PM

Rey is still in the WWE?

**IC Champion** · 07-04-2007, 12:28 PM

What are you guys talking about, top guys in the WWE aren't on steriods.

**St. Jimmy** · 07-04-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Fox

Do you really think McMahon would punish Mysterio for using steroids?

His top stars have all used them, with the exception of maybe The Rock and Stone Cold.

Rey is a huge attraction in WWE because of the Spanish audience. With the main event roster so lacking right now, they need Mysterio to come back strong.

Oh no, it's not about using the roids. It's about getting caught.

**James Steele** · 07-04-2007, 02:37 PM

You know who is not on roids?

**St. Jimmy** · 07-04-2007, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesSteele

You know who is not on roids?

**James Steele** · 07-04-2007, 02:44 PM

There is no strength stronger than DESTRUCITY WARRIORTALITY!

**St. Jimmy** · 07-04-2007, 02:45 PM

DON'T FUCK WITH THAT WARRIOR NIGGA MAN, THAT NIGGAS FROM PARTS UNKNOWN.

THE GHETTOS of PARTS UNKNOWN EVEN.

**James Steele** · 07-04-2007, 02:52 PM

WHERE THE ONLY VOICES YOU HEAR ARE IN YOUR HEAD!

**James Steele** · 07-04-2007, 02:55 PM

At least Warrior is smart enough to use Firefox.

**Stickman** · 07-04-2007, 03:22 PM

What does shitcan mean?

**darkpower** · 07-04-2007, 04:29 PM

I'm sure some people on here will HOPE the WWE shitcans him.

But that would make the WWE become hypocrites. They are already about this Benoit thing. They never tried to pretend that Lex Luger didn't exist when everyone thought he murdered Mrs. Elizabeth, but all the poilice have to do is say "oh, he HAD to do it because he was here" and suddenly we all believe them and clear him from existing. And let's not even GET into the stuff about the PTC or about the Hassan thing or the WWF blur thing.

But yeah, if they shitcan (aka: bury) Rey, they would have to bury 3/4ths of the WWE roster, which wouldn't make sense. Then again, when the fuck have you ever seen anything make sense in the WWE?

**St. Jimmy** · 07-04-2007, 04:33 PM

Shitcan = Fire.

And again, it's not because he's DOING ROIDS. It's because he's going to get busted having done them and bring bad PR to WWE inc.

**Dorkchop** · 07-04-2007, 04:52 PM

Do you know who else isn't on roids?

**darkpower** · 07-04-2007, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by St. Jimmy

Shitcan = Fire

Well, since if they bury him they would have a reason to "wish him well in his future endevors," so...basically....same thing.

**St. Jimmy** · 07-04-2007, 05:14 PM

I gotcha DP. I'm with you.

**St. Jimmy** · 07-04-2007, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesSteele

You know who is not on roids?

07-03-2007, 10:25 PM	#2
chrisat928 blarg Posts: 696	He'd have to kill his wife and kid too, before that would happen. But his wife and kids are bigger than he is, so I don't see that happening.

07-03-2007, 10:31 PM	#3
St. Jimmy Last of a Dying Forum Posts: 16,215	lol, good one.

07-03-2007, 10:34 PM	#4
Splaya 1-0 TPWW Chess Master Posts: 17,211	Yeh I mean what kind of Roids is he using

07-03-2007, 10:35 PM	#6
starfox8500 Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w. Posts: 447	Where is he? I'd like to see him in Cruiserweight division. I mean no maineventing, maybe upper mid carder, maybe

07-03-2007, 10:43 PM	#7
Mr. Nerfect Posts: 61,523	I think some of the more noticeably roided up guys would go first. Rey is pretty fucking safe, especially considering the last I heard there were still plans to use him as a top attraction on SmackDown!.

07-03-2007, 10:46 PM	#8
St. Jimmy Last of a Dying Forum Posts: 16,215	Right, but did you hear Alienoid? About Beniots doctors notes documenting Rey Rey as a roider?

07-03-2007, 11:09 PM	#12
IC Champion They/Them Posts: 15,331	No.

07-03-2007, 11:32 PM	#13
St. Jimmy Last of a Dying Forum Posts: 16,215	IC and 450

07-03-2007, 11:42 PM	#14
Mooияakeя� ▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒ Posts: 5,070	Back in '97, I would of cared about Rey, but now. Nope.

07-04-2007, 12:47 AM	#15
KayfabeMan TPWW's Glass Ceiling Posts: 5,793	He'd get what he has coming to him.

07-04-2007, 12:50 AM	#16
Nervous Ferret love yourself Posts: 47,788	What's a Mysterio?

07-04-2007, 03:01 AM	#17
Fox "Ask him!" Posts: 10,072	Do you really think McMahon would punish Mysterio for using steroids? His top stars have all used them, with the exception of maybe The Rock and Stone Cold. Rey is a huge attraction in WWE because of the Spanish audience. With the main event roster so lacking right now, they need Mysterio to come back strong.

07-04-2007, 03:09 AM	#19
NeanderCarl That's Not My Name Posts: 9,086	That's why Debra Marshall has been all over the news this week talking about Austin's roid rages, and why the Rock had to get a BOOB JOB in his 20s.

07-04-2007, 04:16 AM	#20
Tommy Gunn Posts: 1,290	I like Rey, but the idea of him being in a World Title program makes me cringe. Plus I didn't agree with his 'thrust him to the top to help him get over Eddie' push. If he doesn't come back I won't care really, as I think he's peaked achievement-wise. But perhaps he can help put over guys like MVP.

07-04-2007, 05:23 AM	#22
Slow The Rev RC 4 Lyfe Posts: 641	Is he coming back? i thought they got rid of the junior league...

07-04-2007, 08:11 AM	#23
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639

07-04-2007, 12:17 PM	#25
Stickman Stickman Posts: 15,119	Rey is still in the WWE?

07-04-2007, 12:28 PM	#26
IC Champion They/Them Posts: 15,331	What are you guys talking about, top guys in the WWE aren't on steriods.

07-04-2007, 02:37 PM	#28
James Steele TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04 Posts: 29,886	You know who is not on roids?

07-04-2007, 02:44 PM	#30
James Steele TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04 Posts: 29,886	There is no strength stronger than DESTRUCITY WARRIORTALITY!

07-04-2007, 02:45 PM	#31
St. Jimmy Last of a Dying Forum Posts: 16,215	DON'T FUCK WITH THAT WARRIOR NIGGA MAN, THAT NIGGAS FROM PARTS UNKNOWN. THE GHETTOS of PARTS UNKNOWN EVEN.

07-04-2007, 02:52 PM	#32
James Steele TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04 Posts: 29,886	WHERE THE ONLY VOICES YOU HEAR ARE IN YOUR HEAD!

07-04-2007, 02:55 PM	#33
James Steele TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04 Posts: 29,886	At least Warrior is smart enough to use Firefox.

07-04-2007, 03:22 PM	#34
Stickman Stickman Posts: 15,119	What does shitcan mean?

07-04-2007, 04:29 PM	#35
darkpower Why So Curious? Posts: 3,408	I'm sure some people on here will HOPE the WWE shitcans him. But that would make the WWE become hypocrites. They are already about this Benoit thing. They never tried to pretend that Lex Luger didn't exist when everyone thought he murdered Mrs. Elizabeth, but all the poilice have to do is say "oh, he HAD to do it because he was here" and suddenly we all believe them and clear him from existing. And let's not even GET into the stuff about the PTC or about the Hassan thing or the WWF blur thing. But yeah, if they shitcan (aka: bury) Rey, they would have to bury 3/4ths of the WWE roster, which wouldn't make sense. Then again, when the fuck have you ever seen anything make sense in the WWE?

07-04-2007, 04:33 PM	#36
St. Jimmy Last of a Dying Forum Posts: 16,215	Shitcan = Fire. And again, it's not because he's DOING ROIDS. It's because he's going to get busted having done them and bring bad PR to WWE inc.

07-04-2007, 04:52 PM	#37
Dorkchop facebook.com/bloquemen Posts: 5,452	Do you know who else isn't on roids?

07-04-2007, 05:14 PM	#39
St. Jimmy Last of a Dying Forum Posts: 16,215	I gotcha DP. I'm with you.