View Full Version : GAME: Looking on the bright side
Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2007, 12:06 PM
Here's how it works...one person names something that they don't like about the WWE. The next person tries their best to spin the situation into a positive (and potentially humorous) light.
EX.
POSTER ONE: 'John Cena sux!!!!!11'
POSTER TWO: 'At least he's not fucking a dead corpse'
Half-hearted example, indeed, but let's see if this goes anywhere. I'll start.
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Extreme Expose is a waste of time on a one hour show.
SammyG
07-25-2007, 12:07 PM
At least Brooke gives every male a boner everytime she shakes her ass
The Boogeyman is the stupidest gimmick ever
Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2007, 12:20 PM
At least his new dance 'The Shiver' is causing an uproar all over the World, giving the WWE more exposure and making it 'hip' for kids. :shifty:
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The Great Khali is the World champion.
<font color=white>This makes my indian friend smile with glee
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Paul Heyman is being wasted.</font>
FourFifty
07-25-2007, 12:28 PM
Maybe this only hits my community, but that's one less Jew making an ass of himself on TV.
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There are talks about Raw going on for three hours.
Londoner
07-25-2007, 12:31 PM
That means more wrestling, YEAH! :shifty:
Chris Masters is getting a push
Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2007, 12:31 PM
Longer, better quality matches.
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Chris Jericho is missing.
NOTE: This was originally intended for 450's post, but I am a Chris Masters mark, SO I'M LEAVING IT!
Londoner
07-25-2007, 12:32 PM
^ beat ya to it.
FourFifty
07-25-2007, 12:32 PM
At least he's not jobbing to Cena.
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Too many people job to Cena.
Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2007, 12:36 PM
At least they're not jobbing to Sir Mo.
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Kenny Dykstra is underused.
My Final Heaven
07-25-2007, 12:40 PM
He still gets to go home to Mickie every night.
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John Morrison's new gimmick just stikes me as a really halfassed Jim Morrison. That makes me sad.
Theo Dious
07-25-2007, 12:41 PM
At least he's ECW champion.
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Raw's commentary team sucks ass.
FourFifty
07-25-2007, 12:44 PM
It makes me feel smarter than Jim Ross when I point out where he messes up, but that's kinda like watching the special olympics for an ego stroke
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Rey had the world title.
Goulet
07-25-2007, 12:49 PM
at least it wasn't Hornswaggle
Hornswaggle is cw champ
Londoner
07-25-2007, 12:53 PM
It made for a shocking moment to watch.
Kennedy keeps losing
Jordan
07-25-2007, 02:04 PM
It's ok wrestlings fake and win loss records don't event matter :)
Tommy Dreamer has a job in WWE and Steve Blackman doesn't.
Mooияakeя™
07-25-2007, 02:16 PM
But Blackman will come back in a year as "the future" and will be known as "The Future" Steve Blackman and he'll rip the SD roster up once he's spent some time as ECW champion.
Paul Burchill isn't on WWE TV, he'd be a killer heel too :(
Londoner
07-25-2007, 02:28 PM
Atleast he isn't having to play a shit gimmick.
Umagas finisher is shit
Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2007, 02:29 PM
His other moves are pretty sick, though.
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Candice Michelle is the Women's champ, despite her in-ring limitations.
Loose Cannon
07-25-2007, 02:35 PM
Hotel Erotica
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Santinio Marella is a worthless pile of crap
Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2007, 02:40 PM
:mad:
Well, at least he's not the Intercontinental champion anymore.
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Shawn Michaels is dearly missed.
Londoner
07-25-2007, 02:44 PM
But they're pushing younger talent now.
Smackdown's WHC champions keep getting injured.
Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2007, 02:46 PM
Then the chances of the same thing happening to Khali are pretty good. :y:
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Cryme Tyme never got their tag title shot.
Londoner
07-25-2007, 02:49 PM
They weren't ready for it anyway.
SuperCunt(Cena) Never loses
Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2007, 02:51 PM
Think of how glorious it'll be when he finally does.
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Trish Stratus never did Playboy. :(
Londoner
07-25-2007, 02:54 PM
She didn't? Well, atleast she has some self respect i guess.
The Diva search is happening once again this year.
Goulet
07-25-2007, 02:57 PM
At least it could make for a humorous Ron Simmons moment
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Batista vs. Khali is probably going to headline Summerslam for SD!
FourFifty
07-25-2007, 02:58 PM
At least it won't be Jackass VS Umaga
Shane pushed the idea for Jackass at Summerslam
Mooияakeя™
07-25-2007, 03:01 PM
For that, Shane is a jackass, but he takes sick bumps (or did)
ECW isn't anywhere enar it's potential
At least lashley isnt champ anymore
Ariels not on tv anymore
Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2007, 03:05 PM
At least she can go to RoH WHERE THEY'LL USE HER PROPERLY!!!!!!!11111111
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Hardcore Holly will be returning. Again.
Mooияakeя™
07-25-2007, 03:06 PM
At least we did have her on TV rather than never at all!
Hardcore Holly has disappeared.
*OMFG. IGNORE THIS, BUT SHIT. I was gonna delete, but THRILLER how close is mine to urs. STRANGE!
Outsider
07-25-2007, 03:08 PM
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Gits!
Outsider
07-25-2007, 03:09 PM
Maybe his next injury will be fatal.
Tajiri is not returning :(
Mooияakeя™
07-25-2007, 03:26 PM
At least we still have "from the vault"
Gregory Helms is out for ageeeees.
FourFifty
07-25-2007, 03:32 PM
Young and upcoming cruiserweights, like Hornswaggle, can get a chance to shine!
Chavo isn't Kerwin White :(
Anybody Thrilla
07-25-2007, 03:33 PM
That truly is unfortunate. I can't spin that in a positive light.
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Elijah Burke hasn't won a meaningful match in quite some time.
apokalypse7
07-25-2007, 06:09 PM
Neither has Morrison!!!!
MVP has a gay ass finisher
SammyG
07-25-2007, 06:10 PM
At least he has the 2nd coolest theme in the WWE today
Nash tore his quad yesterday again
Jordan
07-25-2007, 06:16 PM
It's ok he's in TNA, nobody cares.
Goldberg won't wrestle in WWE ever again (probably)
Londoner
07-25-2007, 06:41 PM
Good. He was shit anyway.
WWE doesn't know how to push wrestlers correctly usually.
loosecollector
07-25-2007, 07:49 PM
Good! TNA will catch up on them in 30 years time.
Benoit will never be remembered as one of the greatest wrestlers :(
Jordan
07-25-2007, 07:56 PM
But he will be remembered as saving the horrible McMahon death angle. :)
Perry Saturn isn't suplexing the shit out of ECW.
Nowhere Man
07-25-2007, 08:09 PM
At least he's not playing second-fiddle to a mop.
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WWE can't get audiences to give a shit about any of their major stars anymore.
James Steele
07-25-2007, 08:37 PM
At least we give a shit about the product!
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WWE is repeating a lot of the mistakes that led to WCW's demise.
FourFifty
07-25-2007, 08:39 PM
At least WWE is its own company and not part of a network.
WWE has yet to a storyline where Jim Ross eats a baby.
At least now they have the perfect place to stage it - his restaurant!
The WWE has all but demolished the Women's division.
apokalypse7
07-25-2007, 09:31 PM
At least we give a shit about the product!
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WWE is repeating a lot of the mistakes that led to WCW's demise.
Well, at least TNA can't afford them!!!
FourFifty
07-26-2007, 03:26 AM
The WWE has all but demolished the Women's division.
At least Christy Hemme, Torrie Willsion, and Candice Michelle were in playboy.
Not enough people have read the book about Kane, Journey Into Darkness.
Theo Dious
07-26-2007, 09:52 AM
At least SOME people have.
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Mark Henry probably has a job for life with WWE. :(
Outsider
07-26-2007, 10:06 AM
At least SOME people have.
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Mark Henry probably has a job for life with WWE. :(
Given his weight, there is a good chance that he'll be unemployed soon then.
Umaga is utter shit.
Anybody Thrilla
07-26-2007, 10:14 AM
At least Outsider's drugs are working.
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I can't get any chicks because The Miz is stealing them all. :(
Theo Dious
07-26-2007, 10:43 AM
At least you won't contract any STDs.
I haven't seen Molly Holly in freaking years.
At least she isn't being misused. :'(
Gillberg isn't around anymore.
OverTaker
07-26-2007, 10:52 AM
At least no ones gonna break his defeated streak.
Ric Flairs last years wrestling years are almost up.
Outsider
07-26-2007, 10:52 AM
At least she isn't being misused. :'(
Gillberg isn't around anymore.
There is a real cruiserweight division :shifty:
WWE is killing wrestling
Nervous Ferret
07-26-2007, 10:55 AM
Nah doubt it
Not enough people like my favorite wrestler of all time
El Dandy
07-26-2007, 12:57 PM
No one gives a shit about you anyway :o
Chris Benoit is dead
BigDaddyCool
07-26-2007, 01:19 PM
No one gives a shit about you anyway :o
Chris Benoit is dead
But at least there are no more boring Chris Benoits on WWE tv.
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Randy Orton is getting a push.
Skippord
07-26-2007, 02:16 PM
He hasnt totally sucked as of late
Edge is injured :(
FourFifty
07-26-2007, 02:36 PM
Hopefully WWE will move King Booker or Mr. Kennedy back to SmackDown to get in the main event scene.
WWE won't move King Booker or Mr. Kennedy back to SmackDown to get in the main event scene.
Theo Dious
07-26-2007, 02:56 PM
Everyone in SDs main event scene ends up hurt anyways.
Chris Jericho hasn't been on WWE TV in over a year
starfox8500
07-26-2007, 03:14 PM
He has a funky new hair cut
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I miss Stacy Keibler
FourFifty
07-26-2007, 03:17 PM
She misses you, too.
No one gives a damn about the short guy that always hangs around Khali.
starfox8500
07-26-2007, 03:22 PM
That's a guy, I thought that was Khali's shit
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Khali's finisher is the Head Chop
Outsider
07-26-2007, 03:22 PM
He will be wished the best in his future endeavours soon.
No-one gives a damn about anyone right now
KingofOldSchool
07-26-2007, 03:28 PM
At least it's better than giving a damn about someone who doesn't deserve it.
The company doesn't care about managers like they use to.
FourFifty
07-26-2007, 04:38 PM
........I've got nothing. KoOS wins the internet.
Londoner
07-26-2007, 04:54 PM
They're not needed that much these days.
Orton isn't going to get over as a heel with HHH looking to bury him once again.
KingofOldSchool
07-26-2007, 05:45 PM
........I've got nothing. KoOS wins the internet.
http://www.doive.net/photos/tv/simps/ralph2.gif
I won! I won!
starfox8500
07-27-2007, 05:39 PM
Is that Rakishi, get it stink face...
Cause his face is where his ass should be...
:shifty:
Anybody Thrilla
07-27-2007, 06:00 PM
Starfox, I mean this from the bottom of my heart....shut the fuck up.
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