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Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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GAME: Looking on the bright side
Here's how it works...one person names something that they don't like about the WWE. The next person tries their best to spin the situation into a positive (and potentially humorous) light.
EX. POSTER ONE: 'John Cena sux!!!!!11' POSTER TWO: 'At least he's not fucking a dead corpse' Half-hearted example, indeed, but let's see if this goes anywhere. I'll start. *** Extreme Expose is a waste of time on a one hour show. |
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#2 |
LAKE SHOW HOES
Posts: 25,764
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At least Brooke gives every male a boner everytime she shakes her ass
The Boogeyman is the stupidest gimmick ever |
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#3 |
Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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At least his new dance 'The Shiver' is causing an uproar all over the World, giving the WWE more exposure and making it 'hip' for kids.
![]() *** The Great Khali is the World champion. |
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#4 |
Over Like Rover
Posts: 38,444
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This makes my indian friend smile with glee
*** Paul Heyman is being wasted. |
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#5 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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Maybe this only hits my community, but that's one less Jew making an ass of himself on TV.
*** There are talks about Raw going on for three hours. |
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#6 |
One Of A Kind
Posts: 22,178
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That means more wrestling, YEAH!
![]() Chris Masters is getting a push |
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#7 |
Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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Longer, better quality matches.
*** Chris Jericho is missing. NOTE: This was originally intended for 450's post, but I am a Chris Masters mark, SO I'M LEAVING IT! |
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#8 |
One Of A Kind
Posts: 22,178
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^ beat ya to it.
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#9 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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At least he's not jobbing to Cena.
*** Too many people job to Cena. |
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#10 |
Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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At least they're not jobbing to Sir Mo.
*** Kenny Dykstra is underused. |
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#11 |
Save_Us.sandwich
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He still gets to go home to Mickie every night.
------------------ John Morrison's new gimmick just stikes me as a really halfassed Jim Morrison. That makes me sad. |
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#12 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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At least he's ECW champion.
*** Raw's commentary team sucks ass. |
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#13 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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It makes me feel smarter than Jim Ross when I point out where he messes up, but that's kinda like watching the special olympics for an ego stroke
--- Rey had the world title. |
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#14 |
What!? GOULET!
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at least it wasn't Hornswaggle
Hornswaggle is cw champ |
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#15 |
One Of A Kind
Posts: 22,178
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It made for a shocking moment to watch.
Kennedy keeps losing |
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#16 |
It's a blood match!
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It's ok wrestlings fake and win loss records don't event matter
![]() Tommy Dreamer has a job in WWE and Steve Blackman doesn't. |
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#17 |
▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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But Blackman will come back in a year as "the future" and will be known as "The Future" Steve Blackman and he'll rip the SD roster up once he's spent some time as ECW champion.
Paul Burchill isn't on WWE TV, he'd be a killer heel too ![]() |
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#18 |
One Of A Kind
Posts: 22,178
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Atleast he isn't having to play a shit gimmick.
Umagas finisher is shit |
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Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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His other moves are pretty sick, though.
*** Candice Michelle is the Women's champ, despite her in-ring limitations. |
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#20 |
I'm all there is
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Hotel Erotica
------------------ Santinio Marella is a worthless pile of crap |
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#21 |
Cranky Kong
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![]() Well, at least he's not the Intercontinental champion anymore. *** Shawn Michaels is dearly missed. |
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#22 |
One Of A Kind
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But they're pushing younger talent now.
Smackdown's WHC champions keep getting injured. |
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#23 |
Cranky Kong
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Then the chances of the same thing happening to Khali are pretty good.
![]() *** Cryme Tyme never got their tag title shot. |
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#24 |
One Of A Kind
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They weren't ready for it anyway.
SuperCunt(Cena) Never loses |
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#25 |
Cranky Kong
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Think of how glorious it'll be when he finally does.
*** Trish Stratus never did Playboy. ![]() |
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#26 |
One Of A Kind
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She didn't? Well, atleast she has some self respect i guess.
The Diva search is happening once again this year. |
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#27 |
What!? GOULET!
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At least it could make for a humorous Ron Simmons moment
-- Batista vs. Khali is probably going to headline Summerslam for SD! |
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#28 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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At least it won't be Jackass VS Umaga
Shane pushed the idea for Jackass at Summerslam |
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#29 |
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For that, Shane is a jackass, but he takes sick bumps (or did)
ECW isn't anywhere enar it's potential |
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#30 |
The Rev RC 4 Lyfe
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At least lashley isnt champ anymore
Ariels not on tv anymore |
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#31 |
Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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At least she can go to RoH WHERE THEY'LL USE HER PROPERLY!!!!!!!11111111
*** Hardcore Holly will be returning. Again. |
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#32 |
▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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At least we did have her on TV rather than never at all!
Hardcore Holly has disappeared. *OMFG. IGNORE THIS, BUT SHIT. I was gonna delete, but THRILLER how close is mine to urs. STRANGE! |
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#33 |
Just Some Guy
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Gits! |
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#34 |
Just Some Guy
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Maybe his next injury will be fatal.
Tajiri is not returning ![]() |
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#35 |
▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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At least we still have "from the vault"
Gregory Helms is out for ageeeees. |
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#36 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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Young and upcoming cruiserweights, like Hornswaggle, can get a chance to shine!
Chavo isn't Kerwin White ![]() |
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#37 |
Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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That truly is unfortunate. I can't spin that in a positive light.
*** Elijah Burke hasn't won a meaningful match in quite some time. |
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#38 |
Member
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Neither has Morrison!!!!
MVP has a gay ass finisher |
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#39 |
LAKE SHOW HOES
Posts: 25,764
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At least he has the 2nd coolest theme in the WWE today
Nash tore his quad yesterday again |
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#40 |
It's a blood match!
Posts: 27,382
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It's ok he's in TNA, nobody cares.
Goldberg won't wrestle in WWE ever again (probably) |
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