View Full Version : Hulk Hogan's new wrestling promotion
The Naitch
08-10-2007, 09:33 PM
Hogan also said that when he gets his promotion off the ground it will beat WWE. The title of the story is "Hulk: I'll defeat desperate Vince".
Discuss
Ben Rodrigues
08-10-2007, 09:34 PM
I assume he's going to headline every show.
Ben Rodrigues
08-10-2007, 09:35 PM
OR - The Iron Sheik vs The Honky Tonk Man for the World Hulk Hogan Championship.
FourFifty
08-10-2007, 09:41 PM
Okay, how is Hogan going to book a match where someone loses by a clean pinfall or submission? It's not like he has any recent experince doing it.
mrslackalack
08-10-2007, 09:44 PM
It will fold within a year. Yet Hulk will act like it was a very sucessful promotion.
FourFifty
08-10-2007, 09:49 PM
He'll say it was kinda like Seinfeld, and he ended it at it's best.
BigDaddyCool
08-10-2007, 10:13 PM
Who the hell is going to be in it? Is it going to be Hogan v Hogan?
The Show Off
08-10-2007, 10:21 PM
Who the hell is going to be in it? Is it going to be Hogan v Hogan?
I've been looking foward to Hulk Hogan versus Paul Hogan for years.
Azriel
08-10-2007, 10:31 PM
"You call that leg drop? THIS is a leg drop"
IC Champion
08-10-2007, 10:52 PM
I'm assuming it was a joke.
FourFifty
08-11-2007, 02:10 AM
I've been looking foward to Hulk Hogan versus Paul Hogan for years.
Get it right. It's going to be a "Three Hogans Of Doom" match.
Hulk Hogan vs Paul Hogan vs Col. Robert E. Hogan. :roll:
Just wondering what will be the name of his new promotion?
KingofOldSchool
08-11-2007, 07:32 AM
XWF
PepperCarrotMan
08-11-2007, 07:36 AM
Just wondering what will be the name of his new promotion?
HWF.
Hogan Wins Federation.
It will compete head to head with CWE
(Cena Wins Entertainment)
D Mac
08-11-2007, 09:56 AM
If X Pac goes there, it's automatically doomed.
If Hogan books there, it's automatically doomed.
Mercury Bullet
08-11-2007, 11:56 AM
Hogan vs. X-Pac for the Hogan World Championship...
At least X-Pac jobs well and will draw some heat so Hogan can go over as a face.
IC Champion
08-11-2007, 12:12 PM
The Hogan will agree to job to Nick Hogan, only to change his mind at the last minute and say he isnt jobbing to a nobody.
mrslackalack
08-11-2007, 12:13 PM
XWF Part II BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IC Champion
08-11-2007, 12:14 PM
What is 'XWF'?
Pardeep 619
08-11-2007, 12:44 PM
Xtreme Wrestling Federation
IC Champion
08-11-2007, 01:08 PM
Actually the "X" just means "X", retard.
The MAC
08-11-2007, 01:14 PM
The wwe is unbearable with Hogan guest appearing once in a while. Imagine a whole fucking promotion dedicated to his ego.
I bet he is gonna put himself so over that his opponent will just hear Hogans music and pin himself.
FUCK YOU HOGAN! PLEASE DIE ALREADY! THATS THE BEST THING YOU CAN FUCKING DO BECAUSE IT WILL RESULT IN :
* YOUR DAUGHTERS PUSSY FINALLY BE ABLE TO OPEN UP AND LET THE WORLD IN.
* YOUR SON WILL FINALLY COME OUT AND ADMIT HE IS GAY
* YOUR WIFE WILL BE HAPPY THAT SHE CAN GET FUCKED BY SOMEONE WHO DOESNT SAY :" WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN MY DICK HULKS UP IN YOUR ASS
* WE WILL BE ABLE TO FORGET YOU.
The wwe is unbearable with Hogan guest appearing once in a while. Imagine a whole fucking promotion dedicated to his ego.
They've already done it. It was called WCW.
IC Champion
08-11-2007, 01:27 PM
Your some cool though.
mrslackalack
08-11-2007, 03:04 PM
I mean in WCW Hogan would have lengthy world title reigns and hardly ever defend it (as a face and heel) He also got a lot of money and 25 percent of the gross of all WCW PPV buys he appeared on.
mrslackalack
08-11-2007, 03:07 PM
Remember when TNA did all that bulidup for Hogan to go there in 03? They did that spot in Japan with the Jarrett attack and have Hogan deliver a promo saying he was going there and then Jarrett attacking Hogans friends and then Hogan didnt show up in TNA at all.
The Naitch
08-11-2007, 03:18 PM
Hogan is a total douche
mrslackalack
08-11-2007, 03:34 PM
Hogans first promo on the show will be like
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER I WENT TO A RIVAL PROMOTION AND ALMOST SINGLEHANDEDLY PUT THEM UP NORTH OUT OF BUSINESS DUDE. I PICKED UP THAT MASSIVE 900 POUND ANDRE THE GIANT IN THE PONTIAC SLIVERDOME IN FRONT OF A HALF MILLION FANS AND 200 MILLION MORE AT HOME!!!! MY DAUGHTER BABY BROOKE IS THE MOST SUCESSFUL POP ARTIST IN THE BUSINESS TODAY!!!!!! I JUST SIGNED ME 5 NEW MOVIE ROLES AND 2 MORE COMMERICAL SPOTS AND DONT FORGET ABOUT BY GRILL AND ENERGY DRINK TO BE JUST LIKE THE HULKSTER BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATCHA GONNA DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kane Knight
08-11-2007, 04:51 PM
The wwe is unbearable with Hogan guest appearing once in a while. Imagine a whole fucking promotion dedicated to his ego.
I bet he is gonna put himself so over that his opponent will just hear Hogans music and pin himself.
FUCK YOU HOGAN! PLEASE DIE ALREADY! THATS THE BEST THING YOU CAN FUCKING DO BECAUSE IT WILL RESULT IN :
* YOUR DAUGHTERS PUSSY FINALLY BE ABLE TO OPEN UP AND LET THE WORLD IN.
* YOUR SON WILL FINALLY COME OUT AND ADMIT HE IS GAY
* YOUR WIFE WILL BE HAPPY THAT SHE CAN GET FUCKED BY SOMEONE WHO DOESNT SAY :" WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN MY DICK HULKS UP IN YOUR ASS
* WE WILL BE ABLE TO FORGET YOU.
1. It already is. She's seen more cock than a urinal, because sick fucks like you have been jerking off to her since she was 13.
2. Nobody cares about his son.
3. Hogan is strictly missionary position.
4. Hogan is wrestling's Ronnie Regan. When he dies, they'll immortalise him, not forget him. He will be credited with putting over Cena, walking on water, and will spend a year as the top 20 entries on the Power 25.
The MAC
08-11-2007, 05:01 PM
hogans wife automatically fakes an orgasm every time just to put him over. I hear its a stipulation in their marridge contract.
Pardeep 619
08-11-2007, 06:54 PM
Actually the "X" just means "X", retard.
Why ask what it meant then? Oh, you didn't know what the W and F stood for? :roll:
Kane Knight
08-11-2007, 08:39 PM
hogans wife automatically fakes an orgasm every time just to put him over. I hear its a stipulation in their marridge contract.:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
He no-sells foreplay, too.
He just points, the crowd says "You!" (He always has sex in front of a live audience), and cums.
mrslackalack
08-11-2007, 10:38 PM
haha
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
He no-sells foreplay, too.
He just points, the crowd says "GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (He always has sex in front of a live audience), and cums.
As in "goo", not "go"...
Pepsi Man
08-12-2007, 12:14 AM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
He no-sells foreplay, too.
He just points, the crowd says "You!" (He always has sex in front of a live audience), and cums.
That would actually be kinda impressive, without the use of drugs.:shifty:
FourFifty
08-12-2007, 12:31 AM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
He no-sells foreplay, too.
He just points, the crowd says "You!" (He always has sex in front of a live audience), and cums.
Wait, are we talking about Hulk Hogan or Chuck Norris?
Dorkchop
08-12-2007, 12:36 AM
It took WCW years to be able to be able to compete with the WWF. TNA is trying, but failing. How the hell is Hogan going to be able to do this? I bet Hogan doesn't realize how long it will actually take for his new crap wrestling company to actually become something. Even TNA, for the most part, isn't even something.
chrisat928
08-12-2007, 05:10 AM
A Hogan Wrestling fed?
It'll get a better TV deal than TNA, get better ratings than TNA(for the first week, anyway.), Hogan will walk out with the title calling himself the undisputed champion, he will never fall down, he will Hulk Up every match, he will start up a Hogan Kiss My Ass Club and the first member will be someone wearing a Vince mask.
Mr. Nerfect
08-13-2007, 01:21 AM
I hope Hogan does start up his own promotion. I mean, looking at the bright side, if he competes with Vince, that means one of them is going to have to lose eventually. Seeing either Vince or Hogan broke will make me point and say "You!" as I cum.
Also, some of the stuff Hulk has said about starting up his own promotion is actually the least nonsensical stuff he has said recently. It makes me think that he might actually have a mind for it. He talks about psychology (in a way that I'd consider the correct usage of the wrestling term) and mentions guys like himself and Rey Mysterio, and how it all comes down to playing to your style. He also doesn't put over Vince or the WWE as "young talent I put over by beating, brother."
Apparently Paul Wight and Kevin Nash are names that have been thrown out for it, and while neither is a mastermind in the ring, Wight was entertaining in his ECW run, and Nash is just entertaining. Make Kevin Nash the colour commentator of the promotion, hire Chris Jericho and Rob Van Dam, and sign some of the best talent on the independent scene. Not saying it will immediately be better than the WWE, but with the shit out there, how bad in comparison can it be? And as I said, one will fall, which will be the universe's way of silencing an ego.
Rammsteinmad
08-13-2007, 01:38 AM
Hogan running a company... :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Mr. Nerfect
08-13-2007, 05:14 AM
By the way, I don't think Hogan would creatively run it. I think he's too lazy. Personally, I think he will just hire someone to do it while he goes on all the talk shows and talks about how he got it off the ground.
Outsider
08-13-2007, 06:32 AM
To be honest, any competition for WWE would be good at the moment, might make them buck their ideas up.
IC Champion
08-13-2007, 10:26 AM
Apparently Paul Wight and Kevin Nash are names that have been thrown out for it, and while neither is a mastermind in the ring, Wight was entertaining in his ECW run, and Nash is just entertaining. Make Kevin Nash the colour commentator of the promotion, hire Chris Jericho and Rob Van Dam, and sign some of the best talent on the independent scene. Not saying it will immediately be better than the WWE, but with the shit out there, how bad in comparison can it be? And as I said, one will fall, which will be the universe's way of silencing an ego.
Wight's done with wrestling, Nash doesnt like Hogan, and besides, what major stars are going to want to work for Hogan? Hogan would failed horribly.
PepperCarrotMan
08-13-2007, 10:33 AM
Hogan running a company... :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
http://img.search.com/thumb/d/d2/Wcw.jpg/280px-Wcw.jpg
:|
Pepsi Man
08-13-2007, 10:35 AM
Wight's done with wrestling, Nash doesnt like Hogan, and besides, what major stars are going to want to work for Hogan? Hogan would failed horribly.
Wight did work that other show for Hogan...
Mooияakeя™
08-13-2007, 11:28 AM
Ha, we won't get it over here. I don't care. Unless it's gets a slot on VH1...
/panics :shifty:
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