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Hulk Hogan's new wrestling promotion
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I assume he's going to headline every show.
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OR - The Iron Sheik vs The Honky Tonk Man for the World Hulk Hogan Championship.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Okay, how is Hogan going to book a match where someone loses by a clean pinfall or submission? It's not like he has any recent experince doing it.
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Mr. Slack A Lack Jack!
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It will fold within a year. Yet Hulk will act like it was a very sucessful promotion.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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He'll say it was kinda like Seinfeld, and he ended it at it's best.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Who the hell is going to be in it? Is it going to be Hogan v Hogan?
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Total Non-Stop Apologist
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Hulk Hogan vs Paul Hogan vs Col. Robert E. Hogan. ![]() |
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The Caption Crippler
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"You call that leg drop? THIS is a leg drop"
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They/Them
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I'm assuming it was a joke.
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Just wondering what will be the name of his new promotion?
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Hogan Wins Federation. It will compete head to head with CWE (Cena Wins Entertainment) |
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...IN HD!!!!
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XWF
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If X Pac goes there, it's automatically doomed.
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He's Here
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Hogan vs. X-Pac for the Hogan World Championship...
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The Hogan will agree to job to Nick Hogan, only to change his mind at the last minute and say he isnt jobbing to a nobody.
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Mr. Slack A Lack Jack!
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XWF Part II BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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They/Them
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What is 'XWF'?
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Xtreme Wrestling Federation
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They/Them
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Actually the "X" just means "X", retard.
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The wwe is unbearable with Hogan guest appearing once in a while. Imagine a whole fucking promotion dedicated to his ego.
I bet he is gonna put himself so over that his opponent will just hear Hogans music and pin himself. FUCK YOU HOGAN! PLEASE DIE ALREADY! THATS THE BEST THING YOU CAN FUCKING DO BECAUSE IT WILL RESULT IN : * YOUR DAUGHTERS PUSSY FINALLY BE ABLE TO OPEN UP AND LET THE WORLD IN. * YOUR SON WILL FINALLY COME OUT AND ADMIT HE IS GAY * YOUR WIFE WILL BE HAPPY THAT SHE CAN GET FUCKED BY SOMEONE WHO DOESNT SAY :" WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN MY DICK HULKS UP IN YOUR ASS * WE WILL BE ABLE TO FORGET YOU. |
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2. Nobody cares about his son. 3. Hogan is strictly missionary position. 4. Hogan is wrestling's Ronnie Regan. When he dies, they'll immortalise him, not forget him. He will be credited with putting over Cena, walking on water, and will spend a year as the top 20 entries on the Power 25. |
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Your some cool though.
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I mean in WCW Hogan would have lengthy world title reigns and hardly ever defend it (as a face and heel) He also got a lot of money and 25 percent of the gross of all WCW PPV buys he appeared on.
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Remember when TNA did all that bulidup for Hogan to go there in 03? They did that spot in Japan with the Jarrett attack and have Hogan deliver a promo saying he was going there and then Jarrett attacking Hogans friends and then Hogan didnt show up in TNA at all.
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Hogan is a total douche
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Hogans first promo on the show will be like
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER I WENT TO A RIVAL PROMOTION AND ALMOST SINGLEHANDEDLY PUT THEM UP NORTH OUT OF BUSINESS DUDE. I PICKED UP THAT MASSIVE 900 POUND ANDRE THE GIANT IN THE PONTIAC SLIVERDOME IN FRONT OF A HALF MILLION FANS AND 200 MILLION MORE AT HOME!!!! MY DAUGHTER BABY BROOKE IS THE MOST SUCESSFUL POP ARTIST IN THE BUSINESS TODAY!!!!!! I JUST SIGNED ME 5 NEW MOVIE ROLES AND 2 MORE COMMERICAL SPOTS AND DONT FORGET ABOUT BY GRILL AND ENERGY DRINK TO BE JUST LIKE THE HULKSTER BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATCHA GONNA DO!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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hogans wife automatically fakes an orgasm every time just to put him over. I hear its a stipulation in their marridge contract.
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haha
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It took WCW years to be able to be able to compete with the WWF. TNA is trying, but failing. How the hell is Hogan going to be able to do this? I bet Hogan doesn't realize how long it will actually take for his new crap wrestling company to actually become something. Even TNA, for the most part, isn't even something.
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A Hogan Wrestling fed?
It'll get a better TV deal than TNA, get better ratings than TNA(for the first week, anyway.), Hogan will walk out with the title calling himself the undisputed champion, he will never fall down, he will Hulk Up every match, he will start up a Hogan Kiss My Ass Club and the first member will be someone wearing a Vince mask. |
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I hope Hogan does start up his own promotion. I mean, looking at the bright side, if he competes with Vince, that means one of them is going to have to lose eventually. Seeing either Vince or Hogan broke will make me point and say "You!" as I cum.
Also, some of the stuff Hulk has said about starting up his own promotion is actually the least nonsensical stuff he has said recently. It makes me think that he might actually have a mind for it. He talks about psychology (in a way that I'd consider the correct usage of the wrestling term) and mentions guys like himself and Rey Mysterio, and how it all comes down to playing to your style. He also doesn't put over Vince or the WWE as "young talent I put over by beating, brother." Apparently Paul Wight and Kevin Nash are names that have been thrown out for it, and while neither is a mastermind in the ring, Wight was entertaining in his ECW run, and Nash is just entertaining. Make Kevin Nash the colour commentator of the promotion, hire Chris Jericho and Rob Van Dam, and sign some of the best talent on the independent scene. Not saying it will immediately be better than the WWE, but with the shit out there, how bad in comparison can it be? And as I said, one will fall, which will be the universe's way of silencing an ego. |
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