Book the worst match possible

[Renaissance man]

Beat this: The great Khali vs Mark Henry vs John Cena in a blindfold match

[starfox8500]

Ok I will, Look at this friday's main event or any other WWE booking for that matter.

No but how about Mark Henry vs Big Daddy V in an ultimate submissions match

[Jordan]

Those would both be pretty bad but how about Balls Mahoney vs Mae Young evening gown match. Ehhhh

[Renaissance man]

Horrific!

[IC Champion]

I dunno, I think your average Smackdown main event are the worse possibly booked matches you can get.

[addy2hotty]

John Cena vs John Cena.

[Rammsteinmad]

I'm pretty sure I read on the news page that the main event for "Cyber Sunday" or whatever they're calling it now would be Undertaker VS Mark Henry VS Great Khali VS Batista.

That's gonna be fucking awful. :nono:

[Renaissance man]

Why in the hell is Mark henry still in the wwe?!

[starfox8500]

I'm pretty sure I read on the news page that the main event for "Cyber Sunday" or whatever they're calling it now would be Undertaker VS Mark Henry VS Great Khali VS Batista.

That's gonna be fucking awful. :nono:

Would it be between an ultimate submission match, a texas bull rope match, or a ladder match for domonick?

[The MAC]

fuck you! I made this exact thread a few months back.

[Rammsteinmad]

Would it be between an ultimate submission match, a texas bull rope match, or a ladder match for domonick?

A one hour four-way Iron Man match. Yippee!!! :D

[Xero]

Hulk Hogan vs. Nick Hogan - Car Ownership on a Pole Match

[starfox8500]

A one hour four-way Iron Man match. Yippee!!! :D

...my brain just imploded at that. :nono:

[Xero]

The Undertaker and Fake Undertaker vs. Kane and Fake Kane vs. Doink and Fake Doink vs. The Ultimate Warrior and The Renegade reffed by both Dave and Earl Hebner.

[IC Champion]

Vince McMahon vs Stephanie McMahon

[Mercury Bullet]

Batista vs. Mark Henry in a 3 Hour Submission-Only Iron Man Match.

[Mercury Bullet]

Or Randy Orton vs. John Cena in a highly anticipated ultimate let down match at a major PPV.












Oh wait.

[Xero]

John Cena vs. The Rock - No Striking Match

[Skippord]

Ron Simmons Vs JBL

[Dorkchop]

Buff Bagwell vs Scott Steiner in a ladder match.

(I'm actually trying to be somewhat realistic)

[Jura]

What do you mean by "worst"? As in Mae Young wrestling her friend in a mud wrestling contest or as in John Cena facing Lashley, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Undertaker and Edge one after another in one night and winning?

[The MAC]

john cena wrestling himself..and winning.

[Tommy Gunn]

blindfold match

I was going to say blindfold match before I came into this thread. The blindfold match TNA had earlier in the year actually was so painful to watch I've never seen a TNA program since.

Anyway, worst match I can think of...

John Cena vs. Hulk Hogan, no-sell 2 out of 3 falls.

OR

Scott Steiner vs. Sid, top turnbuckle drop kick match.

[Pudding Taine]

Ultimate Wheelchair Match- Giant Gonzales vs. Droz

[CSL]

Al Snow vs. Big Bossman. Surround the ring with a cage then surround THAT with a cell. Feeling that? Top it off with a side of shitting, humping dogs and we have a winner. I mean, could you ever see anybody booking something like that?

[YOUR Hero]

needs a small dog^

[thedamndest]

That could only be topped by taking a ground up dog and putting its remains atop a pole, whereby the winner is whichever man can climb the pole and retrieve the ground meat.

[Volchok]

John Cena Vs. Hulk Hogan hour long Ironman Match.

[FourFifty]

Candice vs Kelly Kelly in a "Loser sucks off The Miz" match.

[D Mac]

Hornswaggle vs Gillberg

[Xero]

Hulk Hogan vs. _________

[St. Jimmy]

Hulk Hogan vs. The Great Kahi in a No-Sell-Match. First person to No-Sell dying, wins.

[IC Champion]

Hogan sold back in his hay-day.

[Testicle]

Benoit vs. Mike Awesome in a suicide match

[CSL]

:roll:

[The One]

Ready to Rumble Triple Cage 6-way Match
Hulk Hogan vs. Great Khali vs. Mark Henry vs. Giant Gonzolez vs. The Ye-TAY! vs. Big Daddy V

[Xero]

Ready to Rumble Triple Cage 6-way Match
Hulk Hogan vs. Great Khali vs. Mark Henry vs. Giant Gonzolez vs. The Ye-TAY! vs. Big Daddy V
Ready 2 Rumble 2: Tower of Giants

[darkpower]

Hulk Hogan vs. Scott Hall in a no holds barred match

Seriously, they would never decide a winner because neither would want to put the other over.

[Chuck Jones]

Candice vs Kelly Kelly in a "Loser sucks off The Miz" match .

If you made it loser sucks off Dusty Rhodes, you would see the most intense match ever.

[Shaggy]

Brock Lesnar Vs Goldberg... :shifty:

[BigDaddyCool]

You guys are retarded. What you needs a match that is just painful to watch but knowing the WWE, they would actally book it. Something like Tory Wilson v that Ashley bitch for the WWE title, in a straight wrestling match. That would be hard if not embrassing to watch those to botch up a ring for 10 minutes.

[DarKCentaur]

Hulk Hogan vs Khali vs Zach Gowen in a Triathalon. No match, it would just be horrific to watch

[NeanderCarl]

Big Daddy V vs Mabel vs Viscera vs Big Vis in a Weight Watchers Match... first to sweat themselves down to 225lbs wins.

[BigDaddyCool]

Big Daddy V vs Mabel vs Viscera vs Big Vis in a Weight Watchers Match... first to sweat themselves down to 225lbs wins.

Um, that is all the same guy...:wtf:

[Innovator]

Jackie Gayda vs. Candice, 30 minute Ironman

[FourFifty]

Why in the hell is Mark henry still in the wwe?!

My guess- There is no god.

[NeanderCarl]

Um, that is all the same guy...:wtf:

WHAT?!

[ozzman6669]

Khalie vs Mark Henry vs Big Daddy V in a 1 hour ultimate submission match.

[Skippord]

Eddie Guerrero vs Chris Benoit

NOW

[PorkSoda]

Lex Luger vs. A tight tee shirt.

Maybe that would be the BEST match possible

[Johnny Vegas]

the great khali v. giant gonzalez in a 60 min down synrome iron man match

[Vastardikai]

Buff Bagwell vs. John Cena in a "Parent on a pole match."

John Cena's dad will be on one "poll" (read: forklift), Judy Bagwell will be on another. The winner of the match will have to retrieve their opponent's parent.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Big Daddy V vs Khali in a 72 hour iron man amateur wrestling match.

[Johnny Vegas]

i am literally losing my appetite reading these matches

[The Show Off]

Big Daddy V vs Mabel vs Viscera vs Big Vis in a Weight Watchers Match... first to sweat themselves down to 225lbs wins.

You forgot King Mabel.

[The Show Off]

John Cena vs John Cena.

That match would go on forever...

However, I guess they could make it a no-contest when Doomsday does a run in and kills the both of them.