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Book the worst match possible
Beat this: The great Khali vs Mark Henry vs John Cena in a blindfold match
Rage,rage against the dying of the light. Do not go gently into that good night. |
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Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w.
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Ok I will, Look at this friday's main event or any other WWE booking for that matter.
No but how about Mark Henry vs Big Daddy V in an ultimate submissions match |
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It's a blood match!
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Those would both be pretty bad but how about Balls Mahoney vs Mae Young evening gown match. Ehhhh
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Horrific!
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They/Them
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I dunno, I think your average Smackdown main event are the worse possibly booked matches you can get.
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yes. yes. yes.
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John Cena vs John Cena.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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I'm pretty sure I read on the news page that the main event for "Cyber Sunday" or whatever they're calling it now would be Undertaker VS Mark Henry VS Great Khali VS Batista.
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#8 |
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Why in the hell is Mark henry still in the wwe?!
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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fuck you! I made this exact thread a few months back.
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#12 |
He's Here
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Hulk Hogan vs. Nick Hogan - Car Ownership on a Pole Match
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He's Here
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The Undertaker and Fake Undertaker vs. Kane and Fake Kane vs. Doink and Fake Doink vs. The Ultimate Warrior and The Renegade reffed by both Dave and Earl Hebner.
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#15 |
They/Them
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Vince McMahon vs Stephanie McMahon
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The Year of the Bullet
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Batista vs. Mark Henry in a 3 Hour Submission-Only Iron Man Match.
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The Year of the Bullet
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Or Randy Orton vs. John Cena in a highly anticipated ultimate let down match at a major PPV.
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John Cena vs. The Rock - No Striking Match
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Ron Simmons Vs JBL
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facebook.com/bloquemen
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Buff Bagwell vs Scott Steiner in a ladder match.
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What do you mean by "worst"? As in Mae Young wrestling her friend in a mud wrestling contest or as in John Cena facing Lashley, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Undertaker and Edge one after another in one night and winning?
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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john cena wrestling himself..and winning.
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Anyway, worst match I can think of... John Cena vs. Hulk Hogan, no-sell 2 out of 3 falls. OR Scott Steiner vs. Sid, top turnbuckle drop kick match. |
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Ultimate Wheelchair Match- Giant Gonzales vs. Droz
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Over Like Rover
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Al Snow vs. Big Bossman. Surround the ring with a cage then surround THAT with a cell. Feeling that? Top it off with a side of shitting, humping dogs and we have a winner. I mean, could you ever see anybody booking something like that?
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needs a small dog^
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A Property of Matter
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That could only be topped by taking a ground up dog and putting its remains atop a pole, whereby the winner is whichever man can climb the pole and retrieve the ground meat.
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L.G. Fuad
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John Cena Vs. Hulk Hogan hour long Ironman Match.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Candice vs Kelly Kelly in a "Loser sucks off The Miz" match.
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Hornswaggle vs Gillberg
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Hulk Hogan vs. _________
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Hulk Hogan vs. The Great Kahi in a No-Sell-Match. First person to No-Sell dying, wins.
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They/Them
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Hogan sold back in his hay-day.
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One and only
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Benoit vs. Mike Awesome in a suicide match
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Over Like Rover
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Boss
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Ready to Rumble Triple Cage 6-way Match
Hulk Hogan vs. Great Khali vs. Mark Henry vs. Giant Gonzolez vs. The Ye-TAY! vs. Big Daddy V |
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#38 |
Why So Curious?
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Hulk Hogan vs. Scott Hall in a no holds barred match
Seriously, they would never decide a winner because neither would want to put the other over. |
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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Brock Lesnar Vs Goldberg...
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