Book the worst match possible
 

Beat this: The great Khali vs Mark Henry vs John Cena in a blindfold match

Ok I will, Look at this friday's main event or any other WWE booking for that matter.

No but how about Mark Henry vs Big Daddy V in an ultimate submissions match

Those would both be pretty bad but how about Balls Mahoney vs Mae Young evening gown match. Ehhhh

Horrific!

I dunno, I think your average Smackdown main event are the worse possibly booked matches you can get.

John Cena vs John Cena.

I'm pretty sure I read on the news page that the main event for "Cyber Sunday" or whatever they're calling it now would be Undertaker VS Mark Henry VS Great Khali VS Batista.

That's gonna be fucking awful. :nono:

Why in the hell is Mark henry still in the wwe?!

Would it be between an ultimate submission match, a texas bull rope match, or a ladder match for domonick?

fuck you! I made this exact thread a few months back.

A one hour four-way Iron Man match. Yippee!!! :D

Hulk Hogan vs. Nick Hogan - Car Ownership on a Pole Match

...my brain just imploded at that. :nono:

The Undertaker and Fake Undertaker vs. Kane and Fake Kane vs. Doink and Fake Doink vs. The Ultimate Warrior and The Renegade reffed by both Dave and Earl Hebner.

Vince McMahon vs Stephanie McMahon

Batista vs. Mark Henry in a 3 Hour Submission-Only Iron Man Match.

Or Randy Orton vs. John Cena in a highly anticipated ultimate let down match at a major PPV.












Oh wait.

John Cena vs. The Rock - No Striking Match

Ron Simmons Vs JBL

Buff Bagwell vs Scott Steiner in a ladder match.

(I'm actually trying to be somewhat realistic)

What do you mean by "worst"? As in Mae Young wrestling her friend in a mud wrestling contest or as in John Cena facing Lashley, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Undertaker and Edge one after another in one night and winning?

john cena wrestling himself..and winning.

I was going to say blindfold match before I came into this thread. The blindfold match TNA had earlier in the year actually was so painful to watch I've never seen a TNA program since.

Anyway, worst match I can think of...

John Cena vs. Hulk Hogan, no-sell 2 out of 3 falls.

OR

Scott Steiner vs. Sid, top turnbuckle drop kick match.

Ultimate Wheelchair Match- Giant Gonzales vs. Droz

needs a small dog^

That could only be topped by taking a ground up dog and putting its remains atop a pole, whereby the winner is whichever man can climb the pole and retrieve the ground meat.

John Cena Vs. Hulk Hogan hour long Ironman Match.

Candice vs Kelly Kelly in a "Loser sucks off The Miz" match.

Hornswaggle vs Gillberg

Hulk Hogan vs. _________

Hulk Hogan vs. The Great Kahi in a No-Sell-Match. First person to No-Sell dying, wins.

Hogan sold back in his hay-day.

Benoit vs. Mike Awesome in a suicide match

:roll:

Ready to Rumble Triple Cage 6-way Match
Hulk Hogan vs. Great Khali vs. Mark Henry vs. Giant Gonzolez vs. The Ye-TAY! vs. Big Daddy V

Ready 2 Rumble 2: Tower of Giants

Hulk Hogan vs. Scott Hall in a no holds barred match

Seriously, they would never decide a winner because neither would want to put the other over.

If you made it loser sucks off Dusty Rhodes, you would see the most intense match ever.

Brock Lesnar Vs Goldberg... :shifty: