Official RAW Thread (9/10/2007): Who's The Bastard?

[FourFifty]

Can someone get this SmackDown off my Raw?

[Xerzes]

Calling it now- Rey or Bats with the run in during this match.

[Mercury Bullet]

Why is he in his fucking wrestling attire? We do not need this shit.

[Azriel]

Tista is wired

[Mercury Bullet]

:mad:

Why did they even stop his theme for 3 seconds?

[Corndad]

Does this mean the Orton/Cena hype happens at SD? geez.

[RawRocks]

Someone finally taking down the tree trunk.. WWE just needs to get the dude off TV

[FourFifty]

Random thought- do Indy wrestlers watch mainstream wrestling?

[Mercury Bullet]

Okay, I think it is looking like Coach is going to be his son.

[Azriel]

I really hope Coach isn't the kid

[Azriel]

although, if you think about it, it does make some sense

[Mercury Bullet]

Yeh that is going to be a huge letdown if its freakin' Coach.

[KingofOldSchool]

Does this mean the Orton/Cena hype happens at SD? geez.

No.

[Vastardikai]

Dhalip Singh channels the spirit of the Late Brian Adams

[KingofOldSchool]

Jim Ross is the bastard son.

[Azriel]

Come on Jericho!!

[FourFifty]

I'm still praying they can salvage this and have Kennedy as the son. Be it tonight, or in 30 days. This storyline is said to go up until WrestleMania. So stall it for another 20something days (pending on the exact day he got suspended) and then let it be Kennedy.

[ClockShot]

Betting windows are now open.

[Azriel]

Here we go

[Mercury Bullet]

I'm trying to not even think about Jericho, I don't want to set myself up for that much disappointment.

[RGWhat316]

Ok, lets finally end this, and be something good.

[KingofOldSchool]

THE WHOLE ROSTER!

[FourFifty]

Wait, didn't they say Raw Superstar in this broadcast? Why the hell are they bringing EVERYONE out?

[FourFifty]

Jesus and Fetus!

[BigDaddyCool]

Make sure the pbr is on? I love a beer as much, if not more than the next man but what does that mean JR?

[eazey]

M V P

[RGWhat316]

It's gotta be Festus, lol. Cause this is the face of the man who is Vince's son.

[Mercury Bullet]

We've got...

NO CHANCE!

NO CHANCE IN HELL!

[Jura]

I'm getting that shirt.

[eazey]

lol "pbr"

[KingofOldSchool]

It's Val Venis.

[BigDaddyCool]

Where is Hornswoogle? He is a little bastard.

[Mercury Bullet]

My money is still on the 'Swaggle

[Mercury Bullet]

Or 'Swoggle

However the hell you spell it

[FourFifty]

Filler....

[ClockShot]

Not from ECW.

[Mercury Bullet]

Hopefully not from Raw or Smackdown either...

[ClockShot]

Does he have a beard? Does he have blue eyes?

CAN YOU GUESS WHO?

[BigDaddyCool]

Balls got mentioned, that is the best push of his career.

[Mercury Bullet]

From MONDAY NIGHT JERICHO!

[KingofOldSchool]

Hornswoggle

[Corndad]

Fondness for gold lol let it be MVP lol

[FourFifty]

HORNSWAGGLE!!!!!!!!!!!! IT HAS TO BE!!!!!!!!

[Mercury Bullet]

GOLDUST!!!

[FourFifty]

Not a black man.

[ClockShot]

Fair?

[BigDaddyCool]

Get the niggas the hell out.

[Azriel]

Phew

[RGWhat316]

Well I don't believe Coach is a champion.

[FourFifty]

Am I the only one reminded of that game "Guess Who"?

[Corndad]

Its gotta be H.

[BigDaddyCool]

Battle royal to determine the kid, I called it.

[Mercury Bullet]

Fair hair too...

[ClockShot]

Fair? Hair?

RIC FLAIR?

[FourFifty]

COME ON KENDRICK!!!!!

[FourFifty]

I love these fans.

[RGWhat316]

Please not HHH.

[Mercury Bullet]

Am I the only one reminded of that game "Guess Who"?

LOL, no i was thinking the same thing...They should be flipping down little cards...

[ClockShot]

Green Bay wants him here.

[BigDaddyCool]

That means it isn't paul london :(

[Mercury Bullet]

Maybe Sandman...I could see it...

[KingofOldSchool]

Kennedy screwed Kennedy

[BigDaddyCool]

Just say who it is.

[Mercury Bullet]

Thats fucking stupid if its Triple H

[BigDaddyCool]

Incest is the best, but stephanie to the test?

[ClockShot]

Aw man.

[Mr. JL]

Wow, that was the STUPIDEST ending to the Jeff Hardy versus The Great Khali match. Just dumb, considering they teased Jeff Hardy breaking through the glass ceiling.

[FourFifty]

Yea, this sucks.

[Mr. JL]

I'm from Canada so we are 15 minutes behind.

[FourFifty]

HORNSWAGGLE!!!!!!!

[Nark Order]

I've got it between Hornswoggle and Torrie's dog Chloe.

[BigDaddyCool]

It is hornswoogle

[eazey]

hornswoggle

[Mercury Bullet]

Oh dear god...

[KingofOldSchool]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[Corndad]

LOL!!!!!!!

[RGWhat316]

Sonofabitch

[Xerzes]

You have got to be shitting me.

[FourFifty]

HORN FUCKING SWAGGLE!!!

[ClockShot]

AH SHIT! THEY ARE RUNNING WITH IT!

[Azriel]

yea, its a prank.

[Skippord]

lol

[D Mac]

DX prank?

[FourFifty]

Hornswaggle McMahon!

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL

[Mercury Bullet]

Yeh this has got to end with Triple H just using it to get at Vince

[BigDaddyCool]

Cole was right along.

[FourFifty]

So, better choice- Hornswaggle or HHH?

[ClockShot]

Triple H's reaction is more funny than this.

[Xerzes]

Also: normal-sized people can have midget children, fuck you King.

[Corndad]

O my god. lol

[KingofOldSchool]

HAHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[RGWhat316]

Great, now where the hell is this gonna go?

[Mercury Bullet]

I can't stop....

I can't...

Guh...

HHH or Hornswaggle was a lose-lose situation.

[D Mac]

KOOS, get on Xbox live and accept friend request. :mad:

[KingofOldSchool]

It should've ended with Hunter and Hornswoggle doing a jig around Vince.

[Mercury Bullet]

DIS-FUCKING-APPOINTING


Over to MNF we go...

[Azriel]

Oh, that was good for a laugh. Goodnight all

[RGWhat316]

I guess Kennedy did screw Kennedy.

[ClockShot]

Oh well. We shall see where the future takes us from here.

Have a good night everyone.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Well, between this and the Diva search, I think I'm done.

I seriously just can't watch this shit anymore.

[Mercury Bullet]

Go 49ers

[LoDownM]

Wow, I sat through Raw for that.

Freakin swear, WWE Writers read TPWW.

[KingofOldSchool]

KOOS, get on Xbox live and accept friend request. :mad:

Gimme about 30.

[owenbrown]

Wonder how they gonna do Finlay's reaction to this? Does this maybe mean a push for him?

[Azriel]

Who knows LoDown, maybe they're a member



:shifty:

[RGWhat316]

Wow, I could've met Vince's son at the last ROH show I went to. I saw him talking to someone near one of the walls as I was exiting.

[rob11]

We all said it as a joke, but wow.

[D Mac]

Little Bastard. Wait now I get it. :shifty:

[Jordan]

This is lame.

[KingofOldSchool]

I don't see why people are so pissy at the company for.

They were going to go for the serious route with Kennedy, but Kennedy fucked it up.

They had a week to come up with something else, so they went with a comedy angle.

[D Mac]

I love that little guy. Just do

[Super V]

I seriously thought this was gonna lead to the redebut of Kevin Federline.

[McLegend]

I don't see why people are so pissy at the company for.

They were going to go for the serious route with Kennedy, but Kennedy fucked it up.

They had a week to come up with something else, so they went with a comedy angle.
Would have been funnier if it was HHH.

[The One]

Well I just got a phone call from a friend of mine. Hornswaggle is the bastard son??? I guess I like this idea in the sense the angle will be dropped within a month now and not be a major angle leading into Mania. So actually, I'm proud of WWE.

[Blitz]

I have to believe that this is just a false ending and it isn't really Hornswoggle. Because if it is really him, fucking christ, that is just dumb.

[KingofOldSchool]

They turned it into a comedy angle.

If you see Hornswoggle in the Wrestlemania Main Event, THEN you can bitch.

[mrslackalack]

I am glad I chose MNF over RAW.

[Loose Cannon]

whatever. the whole thing starting from the death angle sucked anyway/

[IC Champion]

He was initially known as "Little Bastard".

[Mr. JL]

Hornswoggle???

Man, I'm done with watching the WWE.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hornswoggle???

Man, I'm done with watching the WWE.

You'll be back.

[owenbrown]

I seriously thought this was gonna lead to the redebut of Kevin Federline.

No. HELL NO! Just fucking no. :nono:

[Mr. JL]

You'll be back.
I'll be back because I love wrestling, but it'll take another Boom period I believe.

With the current state of the WWE (I cannot believe McMahon heard the HUGE pop for Hardy and still let him get SQUASHED + Hornswoggle being the big pay-off to weeks worth of a major storyline angle), the absolutely retardation known as 'Total Nonstop Action' and the depressing independant scene... I mean, come on!!

Pro wrestling is at an all time low. I'll still pay tribute to the classics by watching old tapes and posting 'Rate the Match' threads, but for now I'd rather watch anything than what the pro wrestling industry is producing currently.

[Skippord]

lol at 2 major angles having to be aborted in one year

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I don't see why people are so pissy at the company for.

They were going to go for the serious route with Kennedy, but Kennedy fucked it up.

They had a week to come up with something else, so they went with a comedy angle.

The problem is, it's not a GOOD comedy angle. It's utterly retarded. Even if they wanted a comedy angle, there were way better choices. This is just fucking dumb. I'm done watching this shit for now. Maybe if they actually improve the product I'll start watching again.

[IC Champion]

The problem is, it's not a GOOD comedy angle. It's utterly retarded. Even if they wanted a comedy angle, there were way better choices. This is just fucking dumb. I'm done watching this shit for now. Maybe if they actually improve the product I'll start watching again.
I don't think I will be watching either, this is just to much, even by WWE standards.

[Corkscrewed]

I'm not sure why people are pissed. Would you rather this angle be wasted on someone important? The way I see it, it's one less main event space filled by a stupid angle. With this, either they end it now, or they keep going but keep it in the background while the main events gets something more significant.

I think.



And I'm sure this was pointed out already (but I only went to page 8), but ironic that on the night the son was revealed, they were in Green Bay. Normally, this is just called pre-planning, but I don't trust the WWE to do that, so I'll say it's random luck that the location for what could have been was Green Bay.

[FourFifty]

Calling it right now!

They're just putting Kennedy on back burner. With classic WWE logic on their side they won't go for DNA. They'll just say he's Vince's kid for another few weeks.
Triple H just wanted to make Vince look like an ass by paying off the
"lawyer" to set it up like that. The real bastard son is Kennedy.
So you have Kennedy going after Triple H for trying to cost Kennedy his McMahon money.


In the mean time, let's just laugh at the little fellow.

[Xerzes]

This had better not mean that the fucking midget is going to be on both shows now. I'm not watching Smackdown while he still has a title that should be on an actual wrestler, and if he becomes a fixture on Raw, too, then I'm going to have to abandon another show.

[D Mac]

Cena will job to Hornswoggle I just know it!

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm not sure why people are pissed. Would you rather this angle be wasted on someone important? The way I see it, it's one less main event space filled by a stupid angle. With this, either they end it now, or they keep going but keep it in the background while the main events gets something more significant.

I think.


Really.

I mean would you rather have someone like Burke or Kennedy or anyone else be tied to this angle for the rest of their career?

At least this way they can go a different way of building up a potential Kennedy/HHH Mania match. Hell they could still have Kennedy and Vince be a father/son like duo. Have Vince apologize to Kennedy saying that he would rather have him as a son. And have Vince start treating Kennedy more like a son than anyone else.

That way it still gives Kennedy that big push and at the same time doesn't tie him down as a McMahon in the terms of storylines for the rest of his career.

[Evil Vito]

Really.

I mean would you rather have someone like Burke or Kennedy or anyone else be tied to this angle for the rest of their career?

At least this way they can go a different way of building up a potential Kennedy/HHH Mania match. Hell they could still have Kennedy and Vince be a father/son like duo. Have Vince apologize to Kennedy saying that he would rather have him as a son. And have Vince start treating Kennedy more like a son than anyone else.

That way it still gives Kennedy that big push and at the same time doesn't tie him down as a McMahon in the terms of storylines for the rest of his career.

<font color=goldenrod>Exactly. :y:

On another note, I think hilarity will ensue in coming weeks when Vince attempts to get a DNA sample from Hornswoggle but he can't catch him.</font>

[Sephiroth]

Cena will job to Hornswoggle I just know it!

lol, if that happens, i would kinda mark out for him winning the title, other then that, it just sucks.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Really.

I mean would you rather have someone like Burke or Kennedy or anyone else be tied to this angle for the rest of their career?

At least this way they can go a different way of building up a potential Kennedy/HHH Mania match. Hell they could still have Kennedy and Vince be a father/son like duo. Have Vince apologize to Kennedy saying that he would rather have him as a son. And have Vince start treating Kennedy more like a son than anyone else.

That way it still gives Kennedy that big push and at the same time doesn't tie him down as a McMahon in the terms of storylines for the rest of his career.

Yes, I would. It's extremely easy to undo the angle. A simple DNA test could be used to prove that Vince isn't the father. Hell, it could have been Shelton, and his Mama could have been lying about it so he could get some extra money so she could take care of her heart problems.

What it comes down to though, is SOMEONE could have been easily elevated to the main event scene.

Instead, they went with an unfunny joke that makes wrestling look like it hasn't evolved much at all since its Carny days.

Maybe next Batista can wrestle a bear.

[KingofOldSchool]

Yes, I would. It's extremely easy to undo the angle. A simple DNA test could be used to prove that Vince isn't the father. Hell, it could have been Shelton, and his Mama could have been lying about it so he could get some extra money so she could take care of her heart problems.

What it comes down to though, is SOMEONE could have been easily elevated to the main event scene.

Instead, they went with an unfunny joke that makes wrestling look like it hasn't evolved much at all since its Carny days.

Maybe next Batista can wrestle a bear.

But the angle was a joke to start with.

For one the court documents would state the names of the parties involved. So when Coach first told Vince about this suit, Coach would've been able to tell Vince exactly who the supposed son was.

And in that time they could've done DNA testing and all of that shit. Not to mention when Coach and Triple H brought out random women who claimed to slept with Vince which they were clearly going for a "Ha ha ha" route.

The whole angle was DOA from the start regardless of who it turned out to be, it's better for the storyline to end the same way it started, a joke. I mean if the company can't even take the angle seriously, why should we?

Oh and I'm sure a bear could have better matches with Batista than Khali can.

[KingofOldSchool]

And plus the bastard son storyline was going for like what, a whole month?

It's not like it was a year long build up with the payoff being at a major PPV.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Ya know, to each their own I guess. Defend it all ya want. Personally, I think it's bloody retarded, and it's really just another piece of shit added onto the pile they've been building for awhile now. I have better things to do with my time then watch this garbage.

[Crossrine]

Well when it was going to be Kennedy they had a back up plan if it failed, but what the fuck are they going to do now??