Official RAW Thread (9/10/2007): Who's The Bastard?

[KingofOldSchool]

This week, the wait is over. Mr. McMahon and the rest of the world will finally learn the identity of the Chairman’s illegitimate son.

Last week, a lawyer for the woman who has filed a paternity suit against Mr. McMahon revealed only one clue about his illegitimate son: “Things are looking up.” Will Mr. McMahon beam with pride when his offspring’s identity is revealed? Or will he find himself cursing his considerable “grapefruits”? And will Mr. Kennedy, who claimed to be the Chairman’s bastard son last week, have anything to say as this mystery unfolds?

Raw General Manager William Regal felt WWE Champion John Cena’s wrath after he announced a title rematch at Unforgiven between Cena and his tormentor Randy Orton, who attacked The Champ’s father the previous week. Will Cena feel any ramifications for his attack? And will his rage over his father’s plight manifest itself again this week?

Triple H proved last week that his Game hasn’t lost a step, apparently putting Umaga on the shelf after bludgeoning him with a sledgehammer during a Handicap Match with the Samoan Bulldozer and Carlito. With Carlito anxious to exact revenge against Triple H for ruining his Cabana with Mr. McMahon, what measures will the Caribbean Bad Apple take against the King of Kings?

In an impressive show of aerial artistry, Jeff Hardy was able to snatch the Intercontinental Championship from between the teeth of Umaga. What awaits "The Rainbow-haired Warrior” next week on Raw? Will the high-flyer face a challenge to his title?

Find out all the answers to these questions and more when Raw airs on USA Network at 9/8 CT.

My final prediction: Randy Orton

[Corndad]

As I said last week, I'm hoping its Khali. lol Just for the reaction from this board.

[Azriel]

I'm strangely excited

[RGWhat316]

Since it's not Kennedy now, I'm lost on it. My guess would almost be Sandman now. Has the white hair, and comes from the top of the building, but i'm not sure who it would be.

[Azriel]

They'd better not drop the ball is all I'm saying.



Wait, this is the WWE. Of course they will :roll:

[KingofOldSchool]

Actually I'm not sure even the company knows who it's going to be.

They probably just pulled a wrestler's name out of a hat and wrote a storyline around it.

[rob11]

I wish it could be Jericho which doesn't work but this board would probably blow up and be down for days.

[Azriel]

Jericho would be f'n sweet

[Mercury Bullet]

Hornswoggle. And I'm serious. That's just how the WWE rolls.

[ClockShot]

Trevor Murdoch looks like a good fit.

[Mercury Bullet]

If it is Jericho these boards will crash 37 seconds after the announcement and won't be back up for 3 weeks.

[Azriel]

I imagine so

[ClockShot]

And here we go.

Evening everyone.

[Azriel]

Yes, hello everybody. Let's hope this is't a total WTF moment

[Corndad]

WWO?

[Corndad]

*Cue Khali's music*

[ClockShot]

The roof might blow off if Kennedy gets out here.

[Corndad]

YES!!!!

[Corndad]

OH MY FUCKIN GOD YES

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahaha

[ClockShot]

Pfft.

[Corndad]

Oh my god.

[ClockShot]

Yeah. Ok. Give the mic. back to the fucking translator.

[KingofOldSchool]

Swerve, it's not Khali.

[6to1]

the only time i like what chants

[Corndad]

JBL???

[Azriel]

Alright, how long will we have to wait?

[FourFifty]

Holy Robot Jesus, if.... JBL!?!?!?!??!! OMFG!!!!!

[FourFifty]

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL!!!!

[ClockShot]

What the hell? JBL?

Oh. They just gonna come out of woodwork now.

[KingofOldSchool]

But of course it's not him.

[FourFifty]

JBL is on the mic.... I just came.....

[thecc]

J
B
L

:D

[Corndad]

Its gonna be something really stupid.

[FourFifty]

Cut from the same mold? Isn't it cut from the same cloth, or came from the same mold?

[KingofOldSchool]

John Bradshaw McMahon

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol @ sexual tyrannosauruses

[Azriel]

Coreection: You WERE a Wrestling God

[KingofOldSchool]

God is McMahon's son

[FourFifty]

Jeff McMahon?

[ClockShot]

Uh oh. Where's Shadow?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

WTF, Jeff Hardy.


Somewhere, Shadow is having an orgasm.

[Corndad]

This is getting ridiculous LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

What kind of comparison can Hardy make with Vince?

[Azriel]

Alright, now this is getting ridiculous

[Corndad]

Oh jesus. Make it stop lol

[FourFifty]

TURN JEFF'S MIC OFF, NOW!

[KingofOldSchool]

Where is RVD when you need him?

[Loose Cannon]

Jeff is more over then he's ever been. I like it.

[Skippord]

Getting stoned

[FourFifty]

I <3 JBL/JBM

[Corndad]

*Cue Random Superstar*

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahahaha JBL owned Hardy

[FourFifty]

Hey, it's a black man!

[Skippord]

lol nerdiest black man ever

[KingofOldSchool]

Later tonight, duh.

[ClockShot]

Ha ha. Swerve #1

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOLLLLLLLL Hardy

[Loose Cannon]

suspenseful

[FourFifty]

Okay, Jeff isn't too bad on the mic.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

For the first time in a LONG while, I'm actually really itching for this storyline to progress.

[FourFifty]

God No....

[ClockShot]

Jeff's gonna die.

[Loose Cannon]

I really hope it's someone good.

[Azriel]

so, I'm guessing 5 minutes until the show's all over

[Azriel]

Oh, and yes, Jeff is most certainly going to die

[NeanderCarl]

I'm calling Coach as the son.

[FourFifty]

I want hair like Brian Kendrick.

[ClockShot]

I thought Kendrick and London won the title at a house show or something.

edit: Nevermind.

[Azriel]

They did, but Cade and Murdock won them right back

[FourFifty]

ZOMG! DIVA SEARCH IS ON!!!

:roll:

[Corndad]

Oh good. they are keeping Diva Search on the website. Best decision they have made in monthes.

[Azriel]

Oh God, not the Diva Search again

[Azriel]

Oh, it's just on the net? Well, okay then, I guess

[RGWhat316]

This RAW has already gotten off to an interesting start. Thankfully, it looks as if Khali will not be the kid. I was going to be pissed if that is who they pick.

[Corndad]

Look out Ref.

[KingofOldSchool]

I bet this bastard child is just a prank by Triple H.

[Mercury Bullet]

rofl @ the ref

[FourFifty]

I need to move my tv, or move my computer. For times like this I'd like to see both screens at once.
It would also be good for porn and City of Heroes.

[Mercury Bullet]

I bet this bastard child is just a prank by Triple H.

I think that will be the long-term outcome of things.

[Azriel]

Now, here's what I'm thinking about this whole bastard son issue, what's the rationale going to be for waiting so long, or are they even going to bother with that issue?

[ClockShot]

I miss Cryme Tyme. :'(

[Azriel]

I think that will be the long-term outcome of things.
Just like the whole running over Austin thing. In the end, it all revolves around HHH

[KingofOldSchool]

Well we know who won't be winning on Sunday.

[FourFifty]

Oh Fuck, Shooting Star Press by London....

[Azriel]

Steve-O ias such a moron

[Loose Cannon]

Cade and Murdoch are awesome. I wish they would give them a name.

[Jura]

That Triple H shirt is hot.

[Hanso Amore]

All these D-Wars commercials make me not want to even watch tonight!

[Azriel]

The movie does look kinda made for Sci Fi

[FourFifty]

Kinda like the Final Fantasy X ads? They were so bad they made it into the caption of the month.

[DarKCentaur]

I think it's hilarious that Kennedy was "suspended" for "impersonating a McMahon"

[RGWhat316]

I just got a commercial reminding me of the ROH show I'm going to Friday night.

[FourFifty]

I think it's hilarious that Kennedy was "suspended" for "impersonating a McMahon"

Wait, what?

[RawRocks]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/medium/29062/2519656
Things are looking up

:D

[Loose Cannon]

it would be cool if it was Orton as the son and Cena comes through the security and unloads on Orton, Coach and McMahon in the ring later.

But Orton wouldn't make since because Bob

[Corndad]

Richards? lol

[FourFifty]

STEVIE!!!

[ClockShot]

LOL! STEVIE RICHARDS!

[RGWhat316]

Stevie on RAW!!!!!!!!!

[FourFifty]

Stevie is RAW!!!!!!!!!

[FourFifty]

So, any porn stars in the diva serach this year?

[Azriel]

I wouldn't be suprised 450

[FourFifty]

ZOMG! THERE'S AN HBK MOVIE!!! MATT BOONE WILL REPORT IT!!!

....Don't wanna see it...

[FourFifty]

So are all the big ads the same all over the country?

[ClockShot]

I'm getting dragon wars over and over.

[RawRocks]

Mr. Woodcock.. thats funny

[KingofOldSchool]

But Orton wouldn't make since because Bob

Easy.

Orton's mom had an affair with Vince, she had Randy but kept the secret from Bob, Randy, and Vince until now.

[RGWhat316]

Did they intentionally make Jeff look shorter in that graphic?

[KingofOldSchool]

HHH vs. Shelton

[ClockShot]

Triple H gotta settle on one entrance theme.

[Azriel]

Here come the Game. I don't really much care for the new tweak in his theme music

[FourFifty]

So who'll face HHH?

[ClockShot]

Good call KooS.

[Azriel]

Nice one KOOS

[RGWhat316]

Look as if Haas is one of the list people as well.

[RawRocks]

they need to get Shelton Benjamin a new gimmick and music

[FourFifty]

Well, it's true, Hass is out for 30 days.

[Azriel]

So, that means pretty good odds the kid isn't Shelton

[KingofOldSchool]

Eh. I only used common sense.

[FourFifty]

"He's even eating an apple."
Did the King really need to point that out?

[RP]

Triple H looks like he had plastic surgery on his face.

[Jura]

lol at Carlito's face.

[FourFifty]

I miss Shelton's Mama.....

[RawRocks]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/kane/photos1/chokeslamphotos/a133.jpg
Things are looking up

:p

[RGWhat316]

Sorry, but i'm begging Shelton to dye his hair back. New look just isn't cutting it.

[Azriel]

I miss Carlito's long hair

[FourFifty]

Ya know, if Vince's son turns out to be Triple H every single wrestling fan will be screaming "bullshit." Since they've addressed the fact the he's married to Steph (on the Mr. McMahon dvd) it'll be.... They had Triple H fuck a corpse and HHH being Vince's son would be worse.

[Azriel]

I agree RGW. It's hella lame

[Loose Cannon]

Easy.

Orton's mom had an affair with Vince, she had Randy but kept the secret from Bob, Randy, and Vince until now.

yea, I guess that works. Would just be weird if it were Orton because they've done so much history on The Ortons.

[FourFifty]

Let alone the storyline with HHH and Steph...

It would go over well in the south.

[KingofOldSchool]

KICK WHAM PEDIGREE

[Azriel]

I'd give it up RawRocks. It ain't Kane

[Jura]

Triple H things to do list:

1. Beat King Booker and become the real "King"
2. Beat the monster that is Umaga.
3. Beat the guy who has beaten him 2 times before, Shelton.
4. Sell some more merchandise

[FourFifty]

Ah, a classic "Let's give the egde to the bad guy" match.... Lame.

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG TRIPLE H IS AGAINST TEH ODDS!

[Mercury Bullet]

This raw was off to a hot start but is really winding down...

[ClockShot]

Whoa. Going over the edge with this Cena being banned from the building thing.

[FourFifty]

I just found major spoilers!!!! I know who Vince's son is!!!!





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[Azriel]

Interesting stipulation

[BigDaddyCool]

Agreed, this is getting boring fast.

[Azriel]

He's under the car, you fools!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Whoa. Going over the edge with this Cena being banned from the building thing.

Didn't you hear? Cena sneaks Mexicans into the arenas every week so they have to search every car.

[RGWhat316]

So Death Proof is out next week, but when will Planet Terror be released?

[RawRocks]

Azriel,
I know its a long shot.. but it makes some sense given the character and the clues given. plus that montage they just showed is not normmally what they use.

[Vastardikai]

Azriel, didn't they have the same stips for a Kennedy-Lashley match earlier this year?

[ClockShot]

The Packers. What happened yesterday, huh?

[Jura]

So Death Proof is out next week, but when will Planet Terror be released?
Probably a couple of months after.

[RGWhat316]

*marks out for the Legend Killer*

[FourFifty]

So what's Orton doing in the ring?

[KingofOldSchool]

They are probably just going to cop out and let it be Kennedy so they don't have to come up with anything creative.

[RP]

I didnt know Christian was working security for WWE

[Azriel]

Well Vastard, I haven't watched consistently in a while

[FourFifty]

Fiiiiiiiiillllllllleeeeeerrrrrr!

[RGWhat316]

Well Edge bitchslapped Cena's dad around this time last year, so it was personal then.

[FourFifty]

Wow, who knew this was going to happen :roll:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

This Cena/Orton thing is pretty awesome.

[KingofOldSchool]

I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!!

[Azriel]

Woah, maybe I was right :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

If that was Stone Cold or The Rock, they would've kick all of their asses.

[RP]

Obviouslt Cena has never been on steroids.

[Jura]

Angry White Mannnn on the loose!!

[Jura]

If that was Stone Cold or The Rock, they would've kick all of their asses.
I was just thinking the same thing. Austin or Rock would start swinging away at security.

[ClockShot]

And what part of the bible was that from?

[Azriel]

Crap, I think Coach is the son

[Corndad]

damn techno.

[RGWhat316]

There's my Mickie:drool:

[ClockShot]

Beth Phoenix will be out shortly to kill someone.

[KingofOldSchool]

Why does Mickie have to job?????????

[FourFifty]

.....Did Jim Ross say Candice was "hotter than doughnut grease"?

[Azriel]

Thank God Jillian didn't sing. And why did Mickie color her hair? She still looks good though

[Azriel]

I believe he did Four

[FourFifty]

I cannot say all the dirty things I'd love to do to Mickie.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL what the fuck

[ClockShot]

There we go.

[Loose Cannon]

oh, that was Jillian Hall. never mind

[Azriel]

Beth is certainly intimidating

[FourFifty]

Bastard son...
Little Bastard...


COME ON HORNSWAGGLE!!!!

[Azriel]

I'd love to do all kinds of naughty, dirty things to all those women

[Azriel]

include Maria and Melina to that mix

[FourFifty]

Shannon Moore before she cut her hair :drool:

[Loose Cannon]

Randal Kennedy McMahon

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOO SANTINO

[FourFifty]

Wait, wasn't Santino on the list?

[RGWhat316]

Thought he was supposed to be on the list as well?

[KingofOldSchool]

SANTINO :love:

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL

[Loose Cannon]

give him like 25 minutes on the mic

[KingofOldSchool]

A-PUTTIN A-CHEESE ON YOUR-A FRENCH-A FRIES!

[Azriel]

He could be taken out of commision tonight

[RGWhat316]

Typical foreign character now, rips on the US.

[ClockShot]

Again?

[Loose Cannon]

hahahaha

[FourFifty]

:rofl: Okay, I like Santino again.

[Jura]

Shame on...me...uh no, shame on you. Whatever. lool

[Loose Cannon]

lol, even when he fucks up he saves himself and is even more hillarious

[FourFifty]

I could go for some french fries with cheese now....

[BigDaddyCool]

damn?

[FourFifty]

That punch ranked right up there with the ass punch!

[ClockShot]

Huh. Sandman legit injured or something?

[Jura]

I wonder how funny it would be if Santino was GM.

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL

[RGWhat316]

LOL, can't break the singapore cane.

[Azriel]

Maria's so hot :drool:

[KingofOldSchool]

I wonder how funny it would be if Santino was GM.

Very funny.

[RawRocks]

why must they always wait til the last two fucking minutes to reveal things?

[BigDaddyCool]

Maria's so hot :drool:

meh, I've seen better

[KingofOldSchool]

why must they always wait til the last two fucking minutes to reveal things?

To keep fans tuned in?

[Vastardikai]

Side note: Cena SHOULD be the son.

[KingofOldSchool]

Batista/Collie

The match of the DECADE

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL!@

[RGWhat316]

She is damn hot, but should go back to being blonde.

[FourFifty]

why must they always wait til the last two fucking minutes to reveal things?

So we don't change it after half an hour.

On another note, DAMN-UH!!!

[Loose Cannon]

Santino is awesome

[BigDaddyCool]

DAMN!

[ClockShot]

Ron Simmons getting back in the ring soon?

[Mercury Bullet]

DAMN-A!

lol

[ClockShot]

Awwww shit. And I thought we were in the clear on this.

[KingofOldSchool]

SOB STORY

[KingofOldSchool]

DAMN-A!

[BigDaddyCool]

Diva search is so gay.

[RGWhat316]

Mostly all California chicks this year. And this Lyndy has a bigger gap than Melina.

[FourFifty]

Ah, the diva search. Someone pull up my message about someone being backstage at a TNA taping.

[Azriel]

They always seem to get at least one Playboy model a year.

[BigDaddyCool]

He's under the car, you fools!!

Wrong, he is the car. WWE and Hasbro has struck a deal to make WWE transformers. I just made myself cry sad tears. :'(

[ClockShot]

KHALI SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FourFifty]

Calling it now- Rey or Bats with the run in during this match.

[Azriel]

Jeff is getting tossed like a rag doll

[RGWhat316]

Blllaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Okay so the attorney at the beginning said that the son won't reveal himself until later, yet JR says Khali may still be Vince's son even though Khali came out at the beginning.

[DarKCentaur]

JR has such high hopes for this match. That Jim, ever the optimist

[KingofOldSchool]

Now on a better note.

Frank GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRE!

[RGWhat316]

I guess Booker is really gone, since it doesn't look like he will appear this week.

[FourFifty]

wtf is going on? Am I behind? Jeff Hardy is just now going down to the ring.

[BigDaddyCool]

Gay. Just kill him already.

[Corndad]

Hardys gonna get owned.

[Azriel]

Let's get this over with

[BigDaddyCool]

kahli isn't looking that bad

[RawRocks]

either chop the tree trunk down or get it over with now

[KingofOldSchool]

SQUASH CITY

[Mercury Bullet]

I hope he eats Hardy

[FourFifty]

Rainbow haired grape? God damn it, Jim Ross is fired!!!



No, not really, but still that was the stupidest thing I've heard all night.

[ClockShot]

That hold reminds me of Jax's fatality from MK II.

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali was massaging Jeff's head.

[Azriel]

Short, thankfully

[RGWhat316]

I still hate this freak. Finally Bats is coming.

[BigDaddyCool]

Kahli doesn't even lay down to pin someone.

[Mercury Bullet]

Lol at the refs half-carefully just rolling jeff out of the ring