How can you hate on TNA?

[XL]

Now a 2 bit, half assed promotion would go one of 2 ways to establish a Number 1 Contender.

1) A Battle Royal with the winner becoming No1 Contender

or

2) A knockout tournament with the eventual winner becoming No1 Contender.


But a proper promotion like TNA does it properly. They go the extra mile!

First they have a 16 man "reverse" Battle Royal to get down to an 8 Man "standard" Battle Royal. Then, when 6 of those men are thrown back over the top rope they have a 1 on 1 match to decide the winner.

Top quality entertainment!

But where a shitty company like WWE would leave you wanting more, TNA actually give you more!

You see, the winner of that 3 staged match has only won himself the right to be "Top Seed" in a knockout tournament featuring the 8 men originally in the "standard" Battle Royal!

Genius!

All we need now is for the 4 men progressing past the first round of knockouts to have a Fatal Fourway to decide a winner and we've covered all the bases for deciding a Number One Contender.




Although knowing TNA it'll end up being someone that wasn't even amongst the 16 men for the "reverse" Battle Royal!


(Actually, that last bit was pure WWE!)

[IC Champion]

Was that sarcasim?

[DAMN iNATOR]

This is how I hate on TNA:
























It sucks.

[Xero]

I usually use disparaging words on the Internet, but that's just me.

[Johnny Vegas]

Was that sarcasim?

[Kane Knight]

Now a 2 bit, half assed promotion would go one of 2 ways to establish a Number 1 Contender.

1) A Battle Royal with the winner becoming No1 Contender

or

2) A knockout tournament with the eventual winner becoming No1 Contender.


But a proper promotion like TNA does it properly. They go the extra mile!

First they have a 16 man "reverse" Battle Royal to get down to an 8 Man "standard" Battle Royal. Then, when 6 of those men are thrown back over the top rope they have a 1 on 1 match to decide the winner.

Top quality entertainment!

But where a shitty company like WWE would leave you wanting more, TNA actually give you more!

You see, the winner of that 3 staged match has only won himself the right to be "Top Seed" in a knockout tournament featuring the 8 men originally in the "standard" Battle Royal!

Genius!

All we need now is for the 4 men progressing past the first round of knockouts to have a Fatal Fourway to decide a winner and we've covered all the bases for deciding a Number One Contender.




Although knowing TNA it'll end up being someone that wasn't even amongst the 16 men for the "reverse" Battle Royal!


(Actually, that last bit was pure WWE!)


...Bravo, sir.

That was so confusing, you could make millions in con work and politics.

[6to1]

tna sucks but it is the best wrestling on cable tv right now.

[Mr. Nerfect]

...Bravo, sir.

That was so confusing, you could make millions in con work and politics.

The thing is, he just wrote down a description of TNA. Perhaps Dixie Carter could make some money this way, then pay for a real writing team?

[XL]

...Bravo, sir.

That was so confusing, you could make millions in con work and politics.
Any confusion is down to TNA!

And, yes, I was being sarcastic!

[FourFifty]

How can I hate TNA? Let me counts the ways!

1- It's the new WCW
2- The six sided ring proves that "new ideas" aren't always good ideas.
3- Soma Joe
4- Christian Cage isn't the TNA champion
5- Albeit I've never been a fan of Sting the bit with him and Karen made him look like the world's biggest pussy
6- Don Fucking West

Do I need to go on?

[Mr. Nerfect]

How can I hate TNA? Let me counts the ways!

1- It's the new WCW
2- The six sided ring proves that "new ideas" aren't always good ideas.
3- Soma Joe
4- Christian Cage isn't the TNA champion
5- Albeit I've never been a fan of Sting the bit with him and Karen made him look like the world's biggest pussy
6- Don Fucking West

Do I need to go on?

1 and 5 I agree with. Don West actually did a fairly good job at Bound For Glory, and I cannot believe I'm saying that. He was a far better colour commentator than Jerry Lawler, and added a lot to the Ultimate X match. Of course, besides that I did try to block him out, and he still does need to be replaced.

[The One]

Don West is hands down the worst thing in the world of professional wrestling today...and he's not that far down the list of worst things of all time...

[IC Champion]

Don West is hands down the worst thing in the world of professional wrestling today...and he's not that far down the list of worst things of all time...
And that takes into account the exsistance of Chikara.

[The One]

And that takes into account the exsistance of <s>Chikara</s>RoH.

:D

[6to1]

steve-ray was better then don west how does he have a job with so many people better on the mic at tna. you could put nash, raven or scott stiener and they would kick ass.

[XL]

Can't believe this turned into another 'Why TNA sucks' thread!:nono:

Although it's not hard to turn any thread that way (and I say that as a TNA fan!).

(And, yes, I'm still being sarcastic)

[Kane Knight]

Coming up with reasons why TNA sucks is like killing fish in a barrel.

...With dynamite.

[IC Champion]

Coming up with reasons why TNA sucks is like killing fish in a barrel.

...With dynamite.
I always wondered why they didn't just tip the barrel over and let nature takes it course, seems to be the easist thing to do.

[Kane Knight]

Who wants fish that haven't died a violent death?

[The One]

I only like Peter's fish...

http://www.happytampons.com/images/articles/122305/fish.jpg

[Fox]

Kenny Mayne: So, with last night's victory over Boston, next week the Milwaukee Beers must beat Indianapolis in order to advance to Charlotte. That's in an effort to reduce their magic number to three.

Dan Patrick: Right, and then the Beers can advance to the National Eastern Division North to play Tampa.

Kenny Mayne: So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned.

[BigDaddyCool]

It is easy to hate TNA.

[Fox]

In reality, it was a weird battle royal where the winner get the top seed in a tournament for the #1 Contendership.

Problem being that this is pro wrestling and "top seed" doesn't really mean anything.

[Y2Ant]

Kenny Mayne: So, with last night's victory over Boston, next week the Milwaukee Beers must beat Indianapolis in order to advance to Charlotte. That's in an effort to reduce their magic number to three.

Dan Patrick: Right, and then the Beers can advance to the National Eastern Division North to play Tampa.

Kenny Mayne: So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned.
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[Jeritron]

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[FourFifty]

Don West is hands down the worst thing in the world