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Feeling Oof-y
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How can you hate on TNA?
Now a 2 bit, half assed promotion would go one of 2 ways to establish a Number 1 Contender.
1) A Battle Royal with the winner becoming No1 Contender or 2) A knockout tournament with the eventual winner becoming No1 Contender. But a proper promotion like TNA does it properly. They go the extra mile! First they have a 16 man "reverse" Battle Royal to get down to an 8 Man "standard" Battle Royal. Then, when 6 of those men are thrown back over the top rope they have a 1 on 1 match to decide the winner. Top quality entertainment! But where a shitty company like WWE would leave you wanting more, TNA actually give you more! You see, the winner of that 3 staged match has only won himself the right to be "Top Seed" in a knockout tournament featuring the 8 men originally in the "standard" Battle Royal! Genius! All we need now is for the 4 men progressing past the first round of knockouts to have a Fatal Fourway to decide a winner and we've covered all the bases for deciding a Number One Contender. Although knowing TNA it'll end up being someone that wasn't even amongst the 16 men for the "reverse" Battle Royal! (Actually, that last bit was pure WWE!) |
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They/Them
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Was that sarcasim?
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RIP SABU
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This is how I hate on TNA:
It sucks. |
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He's Here
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I usually use disparaging words on the Internet, but that's just me.
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Head on a Rollercoaster
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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...Bravo, sir. That was so confusing, you could make millions in con work and politics. |
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tna sucks but it is the best wrestling on cable tv right now.
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Feeling Oof-y
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And, yes, I was being sarcastic! |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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How can I hate TNA? Let me counts the ways!
1- It's the new WCW 2- The six sided ring proves that "new ideas" aren't always good ideas. 3- Soma Joe 4- Christian Cage isn't the TNA champion 5- Albeit I've never been a fan of Sting the bit with him and Karen made him look like the world's biggest pussy 6- Don Fucking West Do I need to go on? |
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Boss
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Don West is hands down the worst thing in the world of professional wrestling today...and he's not that far down the list of worst things of all time...
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They/Them
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steve-ray was better then don west how does he have a job with so many people better on the mic at tna. you could put nash, raven or scott stiener and they would kick ass.
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Feeling Oof-y
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Can't believe this turned into another 'Why TNA sucks' thread!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Coming up with reasons why TNA sucks is like killing fish in a barrel.
...With dynamite. |
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They/Them
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Who wants fish that haven't died a violent death?
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Boss
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I only like Peter's fish...
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"Ask him!"
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Kenny Mayne: So, with last night's victory over Boston, next week the Milwaukee Beers must beat Indianapolis in order to advance to Charlotte. That's in an effort to reduce their magic number to three.
Dan Patrick: Right, and then the Beers can advance to the National Eastern Division North to play Tampa. Kenny Mayne: So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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It is easy to hate TNA.
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"Ask him!"
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In reality, it was a weird battle royal where the winner get the top seed in a tournament for the #1 Contendership.
Problem being that this is pro wrestling and "top seed" doesn't really mean anything. |
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Crows Before Hoes
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Get a poke on
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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