Official Raw Thread (1/28/08): Time to play The...HUH THE CHAMP IS HERE?!?!...IN HD!

[ClockShot]

LOL at that segment.

[Y2Ant]

I like that DX T-shirt.

[Innovator]

DX you say?

[Fox]

how many times are DX going to reunite and the WWE expect for us to care about it?

[DarKCentaur]

I tell you what, that Airbourne song is really growing on me.

[Splaya]

LOL after the shit we got fed with Cena last night, I love the prospect of having DX tonight

[KingofOldSchool]

ONE NIGHT ONLY!

[Hanso Amore]

DX re-unions are the new NWO Formation

[Londoner]

Purchased in WWE ShopZone! Cost him the $1500 he earned by beating 14 guys in a Time Limit Slobberknocker.

Now, he can't afford that nWo poster for his locker room, nor can he unlock Sgt Slaughter :(


:lol:

[KYR]

ONE NIGHT ONLY!

Again

[Innovator]

didn't see that one coming?

[Splaya]

Holy shit Rachel Bilson is in that Jumper movie :love:

[Johnny Vegas]

I have no problem with Cena. I think he is an underrated wrestler and undervalued by the IWC for his tireless contributions to the business over the last couple years.

The problem I have is with the inane, dire scripted material WWE keeps providing him with, and his helplessly obnoxious delivery of said obnoxious material.

The problem doesn't lie with Cena, it lies with the writers. Cena (as in, John Cena the on-screen character) is the physical embodiment of their shitty material, therefore he is the messenger to be shot.

:y:

you just have some people here who do it b/c they are followers. They should invest in some nuts & a personalities

[Fox]

wtf is the big deal with Rachel Bilson? She was on the O.C. right? Who gives a fuck?

[NeanderCarl]

Triple H and Shawn Michaels are but two members of DX. There must have been, what, ten members or associates in total? So, why do these two guys get all the DX royalties and props? Why does every so-called "reunion" feature just these two? It's not a real "DX reunion" at all, its just two guys we see every week simply wearing matching T-shirt for "one night only".

[NeanderCarl]

It's like having the Outsiders team up, and calling it an nWo reunion. It's not. It's an Outsiders reunion.

[Fox]

i'm candice michelle: i'm hot. that is all.

[KingofOldSchool]

didn't see that one coming?

That really came out of left field.

Oh yipee it's Candice "Forgot you were still employed" Michelle.

[Innovator]

HDX

[Volchok]

well they kind of did create "dx".

[Fox]

OMG IT'S DX IN HIGH DEF MUHFUCKAAAAAZZZ!!!!!

[Y2Ant]

All this talk of OoT makes me wanna play it now. :mad:

[Londoner]

DX ONE NIGHT ONLY IN HD!!!!!

Well it beats seena in hd. Not that i see it in hd, im just guessing.

[Fox]

wow i wonder who is going to win this shit; the two biggest faces on RAW, or two mid-card for life heels.

[ron the dial]

:y:

you just have some people here who do it b/c they are followers. They should invest in some nuts & a personalities
What about those that genuinely dislike him? He's just not entertaining.

[Splaya]

Is Michaels on crack tonight?

[KingofOldSchool]

Snitsky...IN HD!

[Fox]

SO not interested in hearing the spiel...

[KYR]

It's like having the Outsiders team up, and calling it an nWo reunion. It's not. It's an Outsiders reunion.

Or have Edge come out on his own as the reunited Brood :shifty:

[ClockShot]

Hey Shawn, how's ya nose?

[NeanderCarl]

Isn't "anyplace" the same as "anywhere"?

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Buffer reference

[Londoner]

I hate that suck it bullshit these days.

[Hanso Amore]

Wait, time for a Crossover with X men


Umaga red

[Londoner]

Isn't "anyplace" the same as "anywhere"?

No duh. cant you see they're different words??:shifty:

[KingofOldSchool]

It looks like Umaga has no legs.

[Fox]

I bet its a bitch to have that face paint put on every night. (Umaga)

[ClockShot]

Estrada gotta get back with Umaga in a big way.

[ron the dial]

Why are Snitsky's teeth so freakin yellow?

[Londoner]

I swear they've edited snitskys music,

[Fox]

Umaga looks like the Kool-Aid man.

[Hanso Amore]

Umaga is stealing HBKS colors!

Orton better stick up for him

[Londoner]

:D:D:D

[KingofOldSchool]

lol

[Londoner]

@hhhs comment

[RawRocks]

Ewanga and Shitski vs DX
lol @ the toothbrush comment

[Splaya]

Anybody got a toothbrush

LOL

[Hanso Amore]

That is a first for a chant

[Londoner]

lol@chants

[KingofOldSchool]

BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

[ClockShot]

And so a new chant is born.

[KingofOldSchool]

"Brush your teeth" = the new "Shave your back"

[Fox]

Snitsky is so ridiculous I can't buy him as a credible, dangerous heel.

[KingofOldSchool]

Triple H has done the impossible.






Gotten the fans to react to Snitsky.


That does it, Hunter deserves the title.

[Londoner]

What will snitskys next chant be?

[Fox]

Does anyone else feel like they're watching a show with the left and right sides of the screen cut off?

[Volchok]

lol

[Johnny Vegas]

What about those that genuinely dislike him? He's just not entertaining.

you can tell who's who. Especially the ones who wet their jeans back in '04 for him, but act like doesn't want to be that same Cena. WRITERS ppl.

[Hanso Amore]

Snitskys gimiick is that he has bad teeth and hurts people....nut doesnt everyone hurt people?

[KingofOldSchool]

What will snitskys next chant be?

"Pop your pimples"

or

"Zap your zits"

[Fox]

And I'm spent on this RAW. Thanks for playing WWE; but you lose this week.

[Londoner]

ou can tell who's who. Especially the ones who wet their jeans back in '04 for him, but act like doesn't want to be that same Cena. WRITERS ppl.

Deal with it, or die.

[NeanderCarl]

Dr Isaac Yankem DDS's gimiick is that he has bad teeth and hurts people....nut doesnt everyone hurt people?

I like how original it all is.

[Volchok]

lol.

[Johnny Vegas]

goodness i love the philly crowds :y:

[NeanderCarl]

Why recycle a dud gimmick like Yankem DDS, when Waylon Mercy is just begging for a rehash?

[Hanso Amore]

Why recycle a dud gimmick like Yankem DDS, when Alex "The Pug" Porteau is just begging for a rehash?

Fixed

[NeanderCarl]

Why are Snitsky's teeth so freakin yellow?

Because Dusty Rhodes is his idol and he listens to everything he says.

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[Hanso Amore]

So the Majors wear the same pants as edge now?

[Londoner]

Nice ddt

[NeanderCarl]

Ahhhh, Alex "The Pug" Porteau... the missing Steiner Brother.

[Londoner]

HBK > everyone else in this match

[RawRocks]

That Kidd Chris fag needs a beating and a chair

[ClockShot]

Hey! Down in front!

[Hanso Amore]

Sweet Neck Music

[ron the dial]

OH MY GOSH DX REUNION

[KingofOldSchool]

The undefeated Snitsky gets pinned!

[Londoner]

Do they not realize they've done this reunion a million times already???

[NeanderCarl]

They calling it the "Double A Spine Buster" now? Nice.

[NeanderCarl]

So, did National Treasure really warrant a sequel?

[RawRocks]

Oh please.. no more Geico sound effects guy commercials... he isnt even funny anymore

[Volchok]

lol

[Volchok]

Cena wins the world. yay!

[Londoner]

They should do a four way match at backlash Cena V jeff V HHH V orton

[Londoner]

This could turn out to be a very well booked chase for the title for jeff hardy.

Nahh cena will be champ all year.

[ClockShot]

What. Vince didn't leave him on a street corner yet? The hell's taking him so long?

[Splaya]

So there you go. The Swog gets a bigger pop then Cena

[KingofOldSchool]

Poor Jeff, back to mid-card status.

[Volchok]

The Swog isn't a loser...

[KingofOldSchool]

Poor Horny.

[NeanderCarl]

If Benoit hadn't gone sparko, reckon McMahon would still be "dead" right now?

[KYR]

If Benoit hadn't gone sparko, reckon McMahon would still be "dead" right now?

No

[KingofOldSchool]

If Benoit hadn't gone sparko, reckon McMahon would still be "dead" right now?

Nah, it was originally going to be revealed that McMahon faked his death with the help of Kennedy.

[Johnny Vegas]

hornswallow

[RawRocks]

The Swog isn't a loser...

Doesnt Vince not realize Horny would have been killed if Mark Henry and Viscera would have gone ahead with that double choke slam in the Rumble?

[SammyG]

Flair coming out

[SammyG]

LIL NAITCH REFFING

[KingofOldSchool]

Mister Wellness Policy

[SammyG]

GONNA STIR UP THE SHIT LIKE IT JUST WONT QUIT. YES KENNEDY.

[SammyG]

Are you fucking kidding me. If Kennedy loses to Kendrick I will be fucking pissed.

[ClockShot]

Kendrick going solo again. Where's London at?

[KingofOldSchool]

Poor Kendrick. :(

[Londoner]

Oh well kendrick will job again

[KingofOldSchool]

Kendrick going solo again. Where's London at?

Injured.

[KingofOldSchool]

Remember when Super Crazy pinned Kennedy clean?

[ron the dial]

Poor Kendrick. :(

[RawRocks]

Are you fucking kidding me. If Kennedy loses to Kendrick I will be fucking pissed.

not me.. i will be happy :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

Congratulations, you defeated somebody who hasn't won in years.

At least you won't be main eventing anytime soon.

[ron the dial]

"I didn't want a shot at a shot at the title, I wanted to fight an old ass man."

[Innovator]

Going to put Flair down?

Didn't HHH say that in 2005?

[NeanderCarl]

Here's a prediction... WWE decides to let Kennedy end Flair's career at WrestleMania.

Within the next 8 weeks, Kennedy is suspended, injured, fired or dead.

[ClockShot]

Nah. I think Orton should chalk up Flair's name on his list.

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KYR]

Congratulations, you defeated somebody who hasn't won in years.

At least you won't be main eventing anytime soon.

Man, you REALLY hate Kennedy don't you.

[NeanderCarl]

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Chokerrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
















Choker.

[Londoner]

Wouldnt mind kennedy retiring flair. There's no one else around that really deserves it.

[KingofOldSchool]

A GUERRERO FIESTA!

[Londoner]

Oh let me guess they'll decide to turn superseena heel and he will retire flair. he must win everything after all.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wouldnt mind kennedy retiring flair. There's no one else around that really deserves it.

MVP

Edge

John Morrison

Poochie

Funaki

Randy Orton

Jeff Harvey

[ClockShot]

Brock Lesnar promo commercial. On RAW. Whoda thunk it?

[Londoner]

Edge actually could be a better choice.

[KingofOldSchool]

CM Punk should have his own fiesta ala Brock Lesnar in 2004.

[RawRocks]

:nono::nono::nono::nono::nono:
two diva matches in one Raw?

[Londoner]

Great. Another womens match, they really were struggling to fill the 2ND hour werent they?

[NeanderCarl]

Wouldnt mind kennedy retiring flair. There's no one else around that really deserves it.

Why does Kennedy "deserve" it?

I don't trust WWE to do the right thing by Flair's last match, so they should just let one of his greatest rivals end it. Steamboat... Windham... Hogan... Savage (I know it won't happen, but still...)... Piper... Sting (again...)

[Innovator]

Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Londoner]

Marias hot tho it has to be said...again.

[ron the dial]

I'd let Maria bronco bust me until I bronco bust a nut.

[Londoner]

Why does Kennedy "deserve" it?

I don't trust WWE to do the right thing by Flair's last match, so they should just let one of his greatest rivals end it. Steamboat... Windham... Hogan... Savage (I know it won't happen, but still...)... Piper... Sting (again...)

deserve was probably the wrong word..i just mean it in this time of his career it would help him more than others.

[Innovator]

CM Punk should have his own fiesta ala Brock Lesnar in 2004.
Punk dancing around a mariachi band in a sombrero = Kevin Nash ratings

[NeanderCarl]

Maybe Reid Fliehr will end Ric's career?

Or Cody Rhodes in revenge for his father.

[KYR]

Marias hot tho it has to be said...again.

[Londoner]

Crowd is dead. Crowd is dead. Crowd is dead.

[ClockShot]

Lame.

[Londoner]

LOL

[Londoner]

santino on the mic is always LOL

[RawRocks]

would someone stuff that mic down Santino's throat

[Y2Ant]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ERECTED A MONUMENT

[NeanderCarl]

"Even JR has erected a monument in his trousers..." ????

[Y2Ant]

DAMN-A YOU JAPANESE PEOPLE AND YOUR HD TECHNOLOGY!

[ron the dial]

JR has erected a monument in his pants, huh? Where's that in HD?

[Johnny Vegas]

lol santino is the shit

[Innovator]

Grisham's voice makes me want to punch infants

[ClockShot]

Adamle done for the night already. That sucks.

[Londoner]

New save us shirt.

[ron the dial]

Does everyone in the WWE have the same shirt or what?

[NeanderCarl]

Jericho bleeds well. Funny that Jericho should blade last night just a few days after I mentioned in the YouTube thread that I'd never seen him blade in WCW or WWE.

[KingofOldSchool]

Santino = God

[KingofOldSchool]

Adamle done for the night already. That sucks.

His cup of coffee has arrived and he is talking with Rob Barlett.

[Innovator]

in HD

[Destor]

Two Mania predictions:

Cena vs HHH (Cena wins)

Orton vs Flair (Orton wins)

[Innovator]

Cena vs. HHH

No one wins, we all lose

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Santino is the fucking man.</font>

[SammyG]

Mike Adamle is terrible.

[KingofOldSchool]

Damn, there he is.

[SammyG]

lol Jeff's crack dance

[Volare]

Who's already sick of seeing WWE plus Maria's playboy magazine??

The only thing is, who's gonna go after Santino for Maria?

[Londoner]

Only his first show, give him a chance.

[NeanderCarl]

What is the point in Adamle's role? He's not doing anything JR couldn't do from the announce table.

[RawRocks]

LOL @ the crowd with HADRY

[ClockShot]

Only his first show, give him a chance.

2nd. Debuted at the Rumble last night.

[SammyG]

BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOOOOOOWN

[ron the dial]

God, I love Jericho's theme song.

[SammyG]

lol guitar hero style save us shirt

[NeanderCarl]

Jericho's back on track. He's lost the X-Pac heat he had been picking up.

[SammyG]

AWAKEN FROM A DEEP SLEEP, YOU'RE ALL WEAK, YOU'RE LIVIN IN THE AGONY OF DEFEAT

[Londoner]

Jericho single handledly saves this show. I give it 10/10 cos of his appearence.

[Innovator]

MAN TITS

[ron the dial]

God, I hate JBL.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL @ the fat kid in the Triple H shirt.

[NeanderCarl]

How much money does WWE waste on a limo for JBL? As if we don't know he's already in the building, having warmed up and gotten changed for his match.

What is he, getting the limo from his dressing room to the ring? Not even to the ring, just to the ramp!

Lazy.

[Innovator]

Cena is going to run out and give Orton the FU

[Londoner]

Am a fan of ortons now i must admit. glad he won last night.

[ron the dial]

It is nice to see Orton with the belt.

[Destor]

JBL is great

[RawRocks]

why dont they just blow that limo up with JBL in it?

[KingofOldSchool]

BDV vs. JBL at Wrestlemania in a "Bra on a Pole" match

[NeanderCarl]

For some reason, the Raw main event ALWAYS bores me, no matter who is in it. It's like I completely switch off when the main event starts.

[Innovator]

This guy in the lucha mask needs to sit the fuck down

[Londoner]

BDV V JBL in a who can wrestle the worst match

[Innovator]

BDV vs. JBL at Wrestlemania in a "Bro on a Pole" match

[Innovator]

Unique maneuver? JR it's his new finisher

[Londoner]

For some reason, the Raw main event ALWAYS bores me, no matter who is in it. It's like I completely switch off when the main event starts.

Strangely im the complete opposite.

[ClockShot]

Damn that would have been a fast match.

[NeanderCarl]

Saved him from victory? Come on, JR!

[RawRocks]

BDV vs. JBL at Wrestlemania in a "Bra on a Pole" match

Brilliance :rofl:

[SammyG]

Yeah what the fuck, why didn't JR acknowledge the Codebreaker?

WHAT A UNIQUE MANEUEVER, WITH.. BOTH KNEES.

[ron the dial]

Marijuana costs you more than you think.

[KingofOldSchool]

Unique maneuver? JR it's his new finisher

Eh, much like Jericho's return, it didn't get over.

[Y2Ant]

lol guitar hero style save us shirt

Haha, I was thinking that too. If I didn't already own 19 T-shirts, i'd totally buy it.

[Londoner]

JR hasnt broken the code

[Innovator]

everyone else has

[Y2Ant]

...but he HAS erected a monument in his pants.

(albeit a small one)

[Innovator]

JBL has cellulite legs

[Londoner]

JRs a slow cunt though

[KingofOldSchool]

So I think the Iron Sheik should do one of those celebrity Geico commercials.

Customer: I was driving down the interstate and I got a flat tire. I was stranded with no there to help.

Iron Sheik: I de be drivin down de interstat when da fucking piece of shit car was bein da faggot mother fucking crap hole and blew a tire like da faggot it is. I gotta pissed, I put it da camel clutch, fucked the exhaust, broke its da back, humbled it OLD COUNTRY STYLE!

[ron the dial]

lol

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

JBL is awful


IN HD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

[Londoner]

JBL justc ant move well

[Innovator]

remember when Orton botched the RKO on Jericho? good times

[RawRocks]

So I think the Iron Sheik should do one of those celebrity Geico commercials.

Customer: I was driving down the interstate and I got a flat tire. I was stranded with no there to help.

Iron Sheik: I de be drivin down de interstat when da smurfing piece of shit car was bein da faggot mother fucking crap hole and blew a tire like da faggot it is. I gotta pissed, I put it da camel clutch, fucked the exhaust, broke its da back, humbled it OLD COUNTRY STYLE!

would be better than that sound effects guy and Peter Frampton :y:

[Londoner]

Blehugh

[ClockShot]

RKO!

[ron the dial]

remember when Orton botched the RKO on Jericho? good times
Just pulled it off, though I did think of this moment.

[Londoner]

BDC will be happy

[Y2Ant]

Dammit Chris, you're supposed to no-sell the RKO when you're doing the Liontamer, remember?

[KingofOldSchool]

Hey Orton nailed it this time!

[Innovator]

no reaction for Cena this time around

[Destor]

rofl JBL

[Londoner]

hahaha JBL running off

[NeanderCarl]

Cena's looking less ripped.

[Londoner]

BORING BORING

[Destor]

Cena's looking less ripped.
Kinda hard to work out with a torn pectoral...

[Londoner]

Jericho certainly saved this raw.

[ron the dial]

I can see that nothing has changed since I stopped watching. Maybe I'll be back next week anyway.

[Y2Ant]

I bet they practiced that RKO spot all day.

[ClockShot]

*yawn*

Good night everyone.

[Londoner]

business as usual then but atleast cena didnt win anything. Im off, night ppl.

[KingofOldSchool]

This is what Vince has to say about the last four months or so.

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z53/MGHour/Wrestling%20Images/Humorous/VinceNeuralizer.jpg

[NeanderCarl]

laters

[McLegend]

I bet they practiced that RKO spot all day.

Yeah botching that twice in a span of 4 years wouldn't be good.

[Xerzes]

Rep for whoever posts the clip of Randy fucking that up last time.

[Destor]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=p5i882S9nkg

[Jura]

This is what Vince has to say about the last four months or so.

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z53/MGHour/Wrestling%20Images/Humorous/VinceNeuralizer.jpg
What show is that memory eraser from? I just can't remember. No pun intended.

[Destor]

Men in Black

[Jura]

Ah thanks. I remember watching the cartoon too now.

[owenbrown]

So does that mean Vince doesn't want us to remember the Santino not wanting Maria in Playboy is shades of Eddie Guerrero/Chyna EIGHT FUCKING YEARS AGO?! :wtf:

[DaveBrawl]

I was thinking more along the lines of Marc Mero and Sable.

[Volchok]

Either or applies.