Official Raw Thread (3/03/08): The KoOS Would Be There If It Wasn't for Cena Show

[Azriel]

So, any guesses at who might get inducted this week?

[Londoner]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Innovator]

Dammit, I thought Sperma stopped the salute

[Londoner]

LOL no boos :(

[DarKCentaur]

So, any guesses at who might get inducted this week?

John Cena

[Volchok]

....Kennedy

[KingofOldSchool]

JOHN CENA IS THE GREATEST CHAMPION IN THE HISTORY OF ALL SPORTS!!1!!!11

[Innovator]

HIPTOSS CENA!

[Splaya]

Do I smell a Hardy heel turn?

New theme. "not that dude anymore", "will do anything it takes to become champion"

That was odd, seeing as the crowd didn't know how to react. They popped, then realized it was a heel move and booed a little bit, then just kinda shut up

I told you guys before, that there is going to be a spot where Hardy has the chance to either grab the briefcase or go for the high death defying spot. He's then going to grab the briefcase and then fully turn heel the next night saying that he had the choice to do the high spot for the fans or grab the briefcase for himself. Then he tells the fans to go fist themselves

[Corndad]

So, any guesses at who might get inducted this week?

I would guess Arn goes in with Flair so maybe him this week? Steamboat?

[Innovator]

There the boos

[Innovator]

Cheesy Tots?Sound disgusting

[Londoner]

I can't see jeff as a heel tbh.

[KingofOldSchool]

*Kennedy and Cena are calling spots*

Kennedy: Irish whip, arm drag.

Cena: WHAT?!

Kennedy: Ya know? Very basic move.

Cena: Yeah but...remember the last time we tried that?

Kennedy: Huh?....Oh...OH! ...THAT! Uhhhh ummmm hey, you can trust me!

[Londoner]

Too many high flying moves

[Splaya]

*Kennedy and Cena are calling spots*

Kennedy: Irish whip, arm drag.

Cena: WHAT?!

Kennedy: Ya know? Very basic move.

Cena: Yeah but...remember the last time we tried that?

Kennedy: Huh?....Oh...OH! ...THAT! Uhhhh ummmm hey, you can trust me!


And deep down inside every tpww fan will cry tears of joy

[Innovator]

nice DDT on the apron

[Innovator]

And deep down inside every tpww fan will cry tears of joy
deep down?

[DarKCentaur]

Hahaha he's sizing him up like Nash!

[Innovator]

FACEWASH WOOOOOOOOO

[NeanderCarl]

I take it WWE is going to go their tired old Triple Threat build up route by having every combination of singles matches on free TV before WrestleMania so the PPV main event is stale before it ever happens.

[Londoner]

Gee, i really thought kennedy would win then.

[Innovator]

Why did the ref block Kennedy from covering Cena?

[KingofOldSchool]

deep down?

When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside.

[NeanderCarl]

I wish I was the agent booking this match, I'd make sure every transition move was Cena giving Kennedy a hip toss.

[Jeritron]

Why did the ref block Kennedy from covering Cena?

Because that's how shit is run on this show. Didn't you get the memo?

[KingofOldSchool]

Why did the ref block Kennedy from covering Cena?

HE'S HOLDING KENNEDY BACK!

[NeanderCarl]

Top rope Fame Asser.

Suck that, Billy Gunn!

[DaVe]

Cena may overcome the odds again! What a comeback this would be.

[Splaya]

How far Kennedy has fallen

[Volchok]

lol

[Azriel]

God, that's still the lamest submission move I've ever seen

[Xerzes]

SPOILER: WE'RE BORED

[Volchok]

lol sick

[Innovator]

JR called it an STF

[Xerzes]

Worst STFer.

[Corndad]

oh PLEASE START MAKING OUT

[Londoner]

God, that's still the lamest submission move I've ever seen

But its called the STFU, ZOMG LOLZ

[Innovator]

IF CENA APPEARS WE RIOT

[Volchok]

old news already saw the pictures fuck the cover.

[Azriel]

bathroom break

[ClockShot]

So besides watching Big Show play around with a rag doll and Mayweather reading from a script, did I miss anything?

[SammyG]

That was a sweet leg drop.

[McLegend]

You gotta take a stand it dont help to hide

[Azriel]

Yeah, but volchok, they're going to pretend that every single person in the world doesn't have internet connection.

[Innovator]

The more pages there are in a thread, the shittier RAW is

[KingofOldSchool]

I hate Candice.

[Innovator]

You gotta take a stand it dont help to hide
IF YOU HURT MY FRIENDS THEN YOU HURT MY PRIDE

I GOTTA BE A MAN, I CANT LET THIS SLIDE

[Innovator]

I hate Candice.
I hate to have her go but I love to see her leave

[McLegend]

I am a real American
fight for the rights of every man

[NeanderCarl]

I'm lovin' it!

m

[Azriel]

then let's make this the shittiest RAW EVER!!! :lol:

[Jura]

Candice's tits in HD.

[Volchok]

Boooooooooooring... Boooooooooooooooooring...

[SammyG]

So Snow isn't the Mania song anymore?

[Azriel]

and of course Jerry's going to introduce her.

[Londoner]

BLEH

[Corndad]

How were the pics anyway?

[Volchok]

tittttttttttties.... tittttttttttttttttttiess...

[Splaya]

I so want someone to scream that the photos are leaked on the internet

[Innovator]

Youcan already see it, they couldn't get a thick cover?

[Azriel]

people should start a chant "We've seen it"

[Londoner]

This has to be the shittest build up to a wm that i can ever remember.

[Corndad]

SNOOP DOGG LOL!!!

[Innovator]

:lol: Snoop at Mania

[Londoner]

lol snoop dogg

[Volchok]

ahhhhhhh

[Azriel]

Corn, they're pretty decent.

[Londoner]

lmao the pictures cut out

[SammyG]

ROFL SNOOP DOGG AT MANIA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Londoner]

hahaha

[BigDaddyCool]

Maria always changes her voice...

[NeanderCarl]

Feed just cut out in the UK. Cunts.

[Splaya]

I hope Santino comes out

[DarKCentaur]

God, I hope the "cover" is a big picture of Santino

[Jura]

She's breaking kayfabe! That's how she talks in real life.

[Londoner]

oh its back on

[Volchok]

OH MY GOD I NEVER SAW THAT BEFORE!!!!!!

[Skippord]

perhaps if Candice and Maria started making out this would be bettter

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie should come out and beat the shit out of Candice.

[Innovator]

Did Candice's boobs get bigger?

[DarKCentaur]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Splaya]

Feed just cut out in the UK. Cunts.

LOL

[Londoner]

LOl santino

[Innovator]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Splaya]

SANTINO IS THE MAN

[Volchok]

hahah SANTINO!!!

[BigDaddyCool]

Oh Santino, you sly dog.

[Corndad]

Santinos pics! Beautiful!

[KingofOldSchool]

THEY DID IT!

[SammyG]

lollllllllllllllllllll

[Splaya]

LOL I GOT YOU

[Skippord]

God dammit not Santino

he is awfulllllllllllllllll

[Innovator]

Maria standing up to Santino...3 months too late

[Volchok]

so she's not stupid anymore?

[BigDaddyCool]

Erectile malfuntion.

Hahahaha, a woman trying to think for herself.

[Londoner]

We already seen it

[BigDaddyCool]

Timing of the month...

[Volchok]

Santino vs. King?

[Skippord]

Oh thank Jesus

now I never have to watch another Santino match

[Volchok]

Haven't they done that before?

[BigDaddyCool]

Santino jobs to king for the millionth time.

[KingofOldSchool]

Pffft geriatric Lawler beating up Santino again.

[Splaya]

Santino: Maria I want to go talk about this somewhere in the dark.

i l

[Londoner]

weak cover

[Volchok]

god damnit.

[Londoner]

This is lame

[Azriel]

Well, Maria's mic skills have improved

[Innovator]

So are they done now?

[NeanderCarl]

Same damn angles every year.

[Splaya]

Is RAW over yet?

[Londoner]

So so fucking lame.

[Volchok]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Londoner]

I can't stop saying how lame it was, somebody stop me.

[Londoner]

That was fucking lame as shit.

[SammyG]

Santino needs to have his own show on Raw, like give him 30 minutes.

[Innovator]

Seriously, this build for Mania has been suck

[Londoner]

Can't believe it.

[Savio]

why did they change Maria's character in to just about every other diva?

[Volchok]

Dear WWE,

Please, stop sucking.

xoxo,

Volchok

[SammyG]

God dammit not Santino

he is awfulllllllllllllllll
wtf is wrong with you

[Londoner]

That was some lame ass weak fucking shit.

[Volchok]

and i care why?

[NeanderCarl]

who?

Good name though.

[Londoner]

wtf, NASCAR? WWE is taking tips from tna.

[Innovator]

Who is this dude?

[Londoner]

another raw mitb match eh?

[Volchok]

What is it with Wrestling and Nascar. TNA, WWE, WCW all had nascar involved somehow.

[KingofOldSchool]

Is Carlito going to be in the MiTB???

[Innovator]

CAWdy

[SammyG]

ok so who is Carlito jobbing to.

[KingofOldSchool]

NO NO NO NOT CODY OH GOD

[Londoner]

cawdy rhodes time, someone make cawdy jokes.

[Volchok]

gee, Who's going into the MITB.

[ClockShot]

Cawdy in a MITB qualifier. Never thought I'd see the day.

[Innovator]

Nice Superstar 01 entrance

[Xerzes]

First one where they've both had entrances. Carlito better win this.

[SammyG]

omg terrible. Please tell me Cawdy is not gonna be in the MITB. SERIOUSLY. GO CARLITO

[Volchok]

fuck for once I don't know who's gonna job.

[Innovator]

cmon Carlito

[KingofOldSchool]

CAWdy is looking to make it to the PAY WINDUAH!!!

[Volchok]

Yeah, I can't really see Cawdy in the MITB he just doesn't fit, I mean tagging with Baldcore and then being in a Number one contenders match.

[Volchok]

fuckin christ...

[Innovator]

GENERIC BULLDOG!

[Londoner]

1..2..3..

[Innovator]

Thank Christ

[Volchok]

Good.

[KingofOldSchool]

YAY!

[Azriel]

Wooo! Carlito!

[Volchok]

ahhh ha... good ol' wwe, Almost had me fooled.

[Azriel]

So, Tag Titles being defended at Mania I gather

[KingofOldSchool]

CAWdy sold that Backstabber well.

[Xerzes]

Oh for fuck's sake. He's going to talk again?

[ClockShot]

*yawn*

What?! This guy is on again!

[KingofOldSchool]

NOT ANOTHER MAYWEATHER PROMO!

[Volchok]

Lol... I though he was getting on his private jet?

[Azriel]

oh Jesus, more of this guy's suckiness?

[Londoner]

lol another mayweather promo yay

[Londoner]

I hope he proves us wrong this time

[KingofOldSchool]

Mayweather went to the Randall Kennedy Orton School of Acting.

[Azriel]

I hate to say it, but I think Edge is going to do it. I just find it hard to believe Taker will win the title two years in a row.

[Volchok]

lol my cousin just said that 50 Cent is gonna sing Mayweather to the ring at WM...

[Innovator]

Fuck Mayweather

[Londoner]

Would like it if edge won at wm tbh. Would surprise me.

[Innovator]

I hate to say it, but I think Edge is going to do it. I just find it hard to believe Taker will win the title two years in a row.
Hey Az gullible is written on your ceiling

[Afterlife]

I hardly think we can call it "another" Mayweather promo. That first debacle...that was not a promo.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hey Az gullible is written on your ceiling

Shhhhh, I'm not done yet.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Wonder who else is going into MITB...if they only plan on 6 competitors it'll probably be Elijah Burke. If there are gonna be 8 I can see Burke, Punk, and Chavo getting in.</font>

[Londoner]

I dunno if i wanna watch this pointless piece of crap

[KingofOldSchool]

I hardly think we can call it "another" Mayweather promo. That first debacle...that was not a promo.

Meh.

I had to hear him talk, that is close enough to a promo for me.

[Volchok]

Awesome.

[Volchok]

lol he has no clue wtf he is talking about.

[KingofOldSchool]

I call Khali vs. Mayweather vs. Scott Steiner in a debate.

[DarKCentaur]

Haha, Floyd would get his ass kicked in MMA

[ClockShot]

So do you really think Vince is gonna hand him a check for $20 mil and send him on his way after he's done? Or pay him over time?

[BigDaddyCool]

Mayweather shouldn't talk.

Since when is boxing a martial art, let alone mixed.

[Afterlife]

Meh.

I had to hear him talk, that is close enough to a promo for me.

I couldn't hear him OR Big Show talk. :lol:

[Innovator]

Shhhhh, I'm not done yet.
Oh shit the Cops!

[Volchok]

lol he truly believes into his own hype.

[Londoner]

lol 'im the real king'

[BigDaddyCool]

I call Khali vs. Mayweather vs. Scott Steiner in a debate.

Stiener wins hand down.

[SammyG]

lol the guy been eatin pancakes for 3 days

[SammyG]

LOL the MME

Standing for : -------- MONEY ENTERTAINMENT

[ClockShot]

H.O.F. time.

[Londoner]

This guy sucks

[BigDaddyCool]

What is with Adamle's hair?

[Volchok]

Mayweather Vs Hogan in a debate of who's the best.

[Azriel]

Ok, here we go

[Afterlife]

Can I start calling him Mike "The Shakes" Adamle?

[Volchok]

ahh that would be ratings all across the board.

[Londoner]

Oh do fuck off

[Innovator]

Mae Young

[Xerzes]

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[Londoner]

can this raw be any worse?

[Azriel]

Oh, sweet heavens NO! :lol:

[Skippord]

HOT

[SammyG]

..is Moolah in the HOF?

[ClockShot]

Mae Young?! Are they running the right clip?

[KingofOldSchool]

Mae Young is the only surviving person from the Last Supper.

[Londoner]

This is so so fucking lame.

[Volchok]

she gave birth to a fucking hand... anyone can get into the Hall of Fame now..

[Innovator]

Uh god they showed the hand

[Afterlife]

Holy shit -- Mae was HOT!

[Londoner]

Lame ass weak fucking shit..ok ill stop there.

[Azriel]

She'd better not unleash the puppies at the HOF

[BigDaddyCool]

I hope she keeps her clothes on.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mark Henry should induct her.

[SammyG]

oh

[Londoner]

lol there was like one 'yay''

[Volchok]

this is crazy... i have no clue whats going on right now...

[Innovator]

Fuck I forgot this was gonna happen, JBL fatting up my screen

[SammyG]

Why are you guys freaking out about Mae being inducted in the HOF. She deserves it.

[KingofOldSchool]

..is Moolah in the HOF?

Yeah she was inducted in the mid-late 90's.

[Azriel]

..is Moolah in the HOF?

I believe so. She may have been the first "diva" inducted

[Afterlife]

Is finlay wearing a shirt or a birdcage?

[Londoner]

Why are you guys freaking out about Mae being inducted in the HOF. She deserves it.

Just seems like such a weak choice for the HOF.

[KingofOldSchool]

Finlay borrowed one of Christian's old sweaters.

[Londoner]

I believe so. She may have been the first "diva" inducted

No, i think moolah was inducted last year? I was fine with that.

[Azriel]

So, is Mark Henry inducting her? :lol:

[ClockShot]

Love this Snickers commercial.

[KingofOldSchool]

Why are you guys freaking out about Mae being inducted in the HOF. She deserves it.

Just seems like such a weak choice for the HOF.

It's not like they are billing her as a headliner.

[Innovator]

Why are you guys freaking out about Mae being inducted in the HOF. She deserves it.

Just seems like such a weak choice for the HOF.
I don't think anyone else big will get in, I mean everyone else will be overshadowed by the NATURE BOY

[Londoner]

It's not like they are billing her as a headliner.

I know but still...mae young?

[Azriel]

I think this Finlay/JBL could prove to be interesting.

[Innovator]

New music for the Finster

[Londoner]

lmao wtf@finlays theme?

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Finlay's got new music

[ClockShot]

Wow. Finlay's music sucks too.

[Londoner]

laughing my ass off

[SammyG]

Finlay has a new theme? wtf is going on

[KingofOldSchool]

I feel like I'm in an Irish Spring commercial.

[Innovator]

God I was soooooooooooo happy with no Vince on my TV

[Londoner]

I feel like finlays getting buried.

[Londoner]

Goodbye finlay.

wtf, jbl not there?

[Volchok]

god what the fuck is going on right now... i can't take raw right now.. it's mind boggling...

[KingofOldSchool]

It's not like they are billing her as a headliner.

I know but still...mae young?

She deserves it, but obviously you don't know any history.

[Volchok]

ps. out back.

[Innovator]

FATTIE!

[Volchok]

up your ass

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[ClockShot]

:lol:

Oh the things that will happen.

[Londoner]

She deserves it, but obviously you don't know any history.

I know history, and i respect moolah, but mae, i dunno something doesn't feel right there.

[Innovator]

JBL stop sucking in your gut, let it out

[Volchok]

i can't find my last post...

[Volchok]

not the fuckin jello... common JBL not the kids jello.

[Londoner]

Crap acting by horny

[KingofOldSchool]

BITCH SLAP!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL what a lame whimper

[Londoner]

Crap crying

[McLegend]

WTF