Official Raw Thread (3/03/08): The KoOS Would Be There If It Wasn't for Cena Show

[Volchok]

jesus h christ i feel like i'm watching the twilight zone.

[Londoner]

That was so shite

[DarKCentaur]

Finlay doesn't seem too concerned about JBL just killing Hornswoggle.

[Innovator]

I was waiting for a BAM! to go across teh screen, batman style

[ClockShot]

Awwww. No fair.

[Azriel]

Alrighty then.

[Londoner]

I had high hopes for that segment aswell.

[Volchok]

this is intense... hooooly shit.

[KingofOldSchool]

That hospital staff sucks.

[Innovator]

Vince and JBL both need to get the fuck off the tV

[Azriel]

God, this has been a shitty ass RAW

[Innovator]

Isn't Hornswoggle a grown man? Seriously

[SammyG]

lol @ that whole segment.

[KingofOldSchool]

So was it implied that JBL raped Hornswoggle?

[Afterlife]

I think this Finlay theme will last as long as Benjamin's "Intruder Alert" musuc.

[DaVe]

Hornswoggle is 20 or 21 I think.

[Londoner]

It gave the impression jbl wasnt doing anything and honswoggle was just fake crying, weak.

[DarKCentaur]

That hospital staff sucks.

Not to mention that hospital room looks like it could be in the back of an arena :shifty:

[Afterlife]

Isn't Hornswoggle a grown man? Seriously


That's had me fucking irritated since it all started.

[KingofOldSchool]

"PLEASE JBL, NOT THERE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Londoner]

If i was vince i would be very embaressed about tonights raw, especially with wm coming up.

[Volchok]

Oh fuck no...

[Innovator]

ECW's only contribution next week will be CM Punk, and that seems fair

[Londoner]

Now this might be good.

[Volchok]

not cena on commentary.

[Londoner]

I miss how wrestling used to be. :(

[Volchok]

Just watching his video, Ortons whole wrestling career is in his video.

[SammyG]

I wanna hear King of Kings.

[KingofOldSchool]

ECW's only contribution next week will be CM Punk, and that seems fair

Punk will proceed to give everyone the GTS, including Big Show and Cena.

[DarKCentaur]

You know what's missing? An undercard. Aside from the Heavyweight titles, I feel like nothing of importance is going on in WWE.

[Innovator]

Punk will proceed to give everyone the GTS, including Big Show and Cena.
Then I'll wake up

[Azriel]

Cena kissing HHH's ass?

[Londoner]

Like this music

[SammyG]

Wow, excellent job by Cena putting people over.

[Innovator]

pssssss Hunter, you're looking old

[Innovator]

Wow, excellent job by Cena putting people over.
Cena is doing what people should do when they commentate

[Jura]

Stop talking Cena.

[Volchok]

lol wtf is going on here.

[Londoner]

lol cenas losing his voice

[DarKCentaur]

HHH and Orton should fight for a minute, then say "Fuck it" and double-team Cena for 10 minutes.

[KingofOldSchool]

Then I'll wake up

No, Cena will play Freddy Krueger and will make you tap out in your dream.

Thus, you = DEAD

[Londoner]

the irony.

[Volchok]

haha Cena is acting all badass saying he has leeway, yet he's fucked for the next two weeks.

[Innovator]

No, Cena will play Freddy Krueger and will make you tap out in your dream.

Thus, you = DEAD
I'll make him give me a hiptoss, I WIN

[DaVe]

Why is there only 9 minutes left for Raw when the match starts?

[Londoner]

Cenas voice is fucked

[Innovator]

Why put them ina match agaisnt each other? Why not a gauntlet or some Russo style match?

[KingofOldSchool]

I'll make him give me a hiptoss, I WIN

Until he makes a surprise comeback in a Royal Rumble...

[Volchok]

Didn't Edge attack Cena's dad too?

[Londoner]

spoiler: hhh wins

[KingofOldSchool]

Orton disabled Cena Sr.?

[Innovator]

Why do fat people and kids always get the front row?

[McLegend]

Orton disabled Cena Sr.?

He kicked him the head, and seriously injured him

[KingofOldSchool]

Triple H vs. The Ultimate Warrior next week.

[Innovator]

Didn't Edge attack Cena's dad too?
You can't be cool unless you bitchslap Cena's dad

[McLegend]

Which I actually forgot about

[Jura]

I bet you Triple H wins either cleanly or by DQ and then Cena goes in and FU's HHH.

[McLegend]

You can't be cool unless you bitchslap Cena's dad

That is kinda cool though

[Innovator]

Triple H vs. The Ultimate Warrior next week.
Randy vs. the Ball for the 3rd week

[Volchok]

Did Orton win the world title before Cena?

[Londoner]

After all this time, JR still gets excited about a hit with the knee.

[KingofOldSchool]

He kicked him the head, and seriously injured him

Last time I checked, his dad was able to work that match with Orton a week or so after.

I hardly call that disabled, disabled would be Droz "I can't feel below my waist" disabled.

[McLegend]

Orton won it after Cena

[Volchok]

haha fuck cena.

[McLegend]

Last time I checked, his dad was able to work that match with Orton a week or so after.

I hardly call that disabled, disabled would be Droz "I can't feel below my waist" disabled.

A concussion can be considered disabled I suppose.

[ClockShot]

Yeah, Trips.

[Innovator]

HHH is looking mighty big

[The Optimist]

^^ Shows how much kicking his dad meant. Everyone shat while it was happening.


Anyway. I'm going to take a shot at calling all of this right now.

HHH beats Orton

Next week Orton is GM: Cena beats HHH in a Wrestlemania Rehash match.

Last week HHH is GM: Orton beats Cena.

It's rock-paper-scissors, continues the Wrestlemania Recap bullshit and allows Orton to win right before Mania, so he'll lose the match (Which I hear is how it works, I guess).

[Innovator]

RKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ClockShot]

BOOM!

[Londoner]

thank god, rko

[DaVe]

Orton became champ in late 04. I thought Cena only won his first at WM in 05.

[Volchok]

really? that sucks... kinda?

[KingofOldSchool]

Ahhh ballyhoo

[Afterlife]

LMFAO, That RKO was funny as hell.

[Londoner]

My god what a shite raw. Honestly. Fuck you vince. Night all.

[McLegend]

Orton became champ in late 04. I thought Cena only won his first at WM in 05.

O I thought he meant if Cena beat Orton for the title recently. Or something like that.

[Azriel]

Next weeks Super-RAW should be entertaining.