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Kane Knight
03-24-2008, 09:10 PM
Does the plate start spinning again?

ddpBANG
03-24-2008, 09:14 PM
IN HD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Porcupine
03-24-2008, 09:14 PM
When Cena wins the title again, I hope he adds a new plate with more bling. Maybe one that can shoot our various colors and has lights on it.

Ohh ohh,

A belt that plays music when you spin it.

You could totally merch that. A belt that when you spin it goes "You cant see me" in Cena's voice.

Afterlife
03-24-2008, 09:20 PM
Even better: transform the belt into a flly functional turntable. It plays his theme music, instead of the Tron, so he can scratch it on his way out pretend he's a rapper again.

Mr. Nerfect
03-25-2008, 12:42 AM
The belt won't start spinning again, but ratings will start dropping.

Afterlife
03-25-2008, 12:44 AM
What makes you say that?

Mr. Nerfect
03-25-2008, 12:48 AM
What makes you say that?

I wasn't being literal. It was my way of saying that Cena is pretty bad. :p

Funnily enough, though, he is, in my opinion, the best choice to walk out of WrestleMania with the WWE Title, however.

Afterlife
03-25-2008, 01:41 AM
You know, I said it before and I'll say it again: Had Cena remained on the shelf for the full 12 months, I would rejoice for his return. It's always a "this could be fun" moment when an established boss comes back after a hiatus to face whatever title scene new-comer currently has the belt -- or, at least, the #1 spot. The bigger the gap, the bigger the return.

But, like some many things in Cena's saga, they bumrushed it and the four months didn't add up to much of anything. We're right back where we started, and he's still as fucking bland as when he left.

Fox
03-25-2008, 01:41 AM
He'll eventually turn it into a giant WWE Championship spinner necklace on a chain like Flava Flav's clock.

Afterlife
03-25-2008, 01:50 AM
I doubt it. Don't forget, he still sounds and walks like a movie starring Martin Lawrence, but he doesn't spit fresh raps, dog.

Mr. Nerfect
03-25-2008, 03:01 AM
You know, I said it before and I'll say it again: Had Cena remained on the shelf for the full 12 months, I would rejoice for his return. It's always a "this could be fun" moment when an established boss comes back after a hiatus to face whatever title scene new-comer currently has the belt -- or, at least, the #1 spot. The bigger the gap, the bigger the return.

But, like some many things in Cena's saga, they bumrushed it and the four months didn't add up to much of anything. We're right back where we started, and he's still as fucking bland as when he left.

I agree. When Cena returned to win the Royal Rumble I groaned. Is it so hard to let the guy rest, come back when he's fresher, and build to something with him in just asking us to assume he's god.

Cena turning heel, when it eventually happens, is going to be a great moment, though. The more we are exposed to Cena as a top face, the more relief the turn will bring.

Afterlife
03-25-2008, 03:13 AM
Sure. But just because you keep gangreen longer than you like doesn't mean amputatin is the gleeful release it sounds.

Theo Dious
03-26-2008, 08:18 AM
So...If Cena wins the title again....

Does the plate start spinning again?

Cena: Look at this, Vince, the whole thing is stuffed up with Juicyfruit! It's a mess!

Road Warrior
03-26-2008, 09:30 AM
So you think you're untouchable

Afterlife
03-26-2008, 11:47 AM
Wigga, please.

Xero
03-26-2008, 01:15 PM
If?

Theo Dious
03-26-2008, 01:57 PM
If?

Well, how long HAS it been since HHH had a real title run?

Xero
03-26-2008, 02:02 PM
And who do you think will dethrone Triple H?

CM Punk? Kane? Big Daddy V?

Alls I'm saying is...

WrestleMania 26 - The Two Year Title Reign vs. The Two Year Undefeated Streak.

Stickman
03-26-2008, 02:07 PM
I'm cheering for HHH

Theo Dious
03-26-2008, 02:08 PM
You know, a few years ago I never thought I would be hoping this much that HHH was going to walk out of Wrestlemania with the title. How times change.

Kane Knight
03-26-2008, 02:23 PM
If Triple H wins, they should make a swastika spinner belt.

Afterlife
03-26-2008, 03:11 PM
Could anyone nazi that happening?



























































GET IT?!

Kane Knight
03-26-2008, 07:51 PM
I didn't. Your message was all Goebbels.

Fox
03-26-2008, 08:11 PM
If Triple H wins, they should make a swastika spinner belt.

Shortly after he'll debut his new gimmick match: the Concentration Cage Match. It's pretty much a Hell in a Cell Match, but there's a giant furnace in one corner of the cage.

Inadequacy
03-26-2008, 08:15 PM
Shortly after he'll debut his new gimmick match: the Concentration Cage Match. It's pretty much a Hell in a Cell Match, but there's a giant furnace in one corner of the cage.

Ooooohhh, too soon man

Mister Sinister
03-26-2008, 08:16 PM
Unless his belt transform in some kind of Car that he will ultimately come out in at Mania, that then turns into bumblebee, I don't care....and even if that did happen.

I proberly still wouldn't care.

Fox
03-26-2008, 08:24 PM
WWE Title Belt Transformer vs. John Cena = Ratings

Afterlife
03-26-2008, 08:30 PM
Fair enough.

Indifferent Clox
03-26-2008, 09:42 PM
The belt versus the champion

what's at stake: freedom!

The Heenan Family
03-26-2008, 10:27 PM
This thread cracked me up.

Afterlife
03-27-2008, 06:08 AM
Unless his belt transform in some kind of Car that he will ultimately come out in at Mania, that then turns into bumblebee, I don't care....and even if that did happen.

I proberly still wouldn't care.

And it still sounds better than both of their movies.