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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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So...If Cena wins the title again....
Does the plate start spinning again?
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”--John Rogers |
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90% spam
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IN HD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Furry Furry Bah Gawd
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When Cena wins the title again, I hope he adds a new plate with more bling. Maybe one that can shoot our various colors and has lights on it.
Ohh ohh, A belt that plays music when you spin it. You could totally merch that. A belt that when you spin it goes "You cant see me" in Cena's voice. |
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So fucking sexy.
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Even better: transform the belt into a flly functional turntable. It plays his theme music, instead of the Tron, so he can scratch it on his way out pretend he's a rapper again.
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The belt won't start spinning again, but ratings will start dropping.
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So fucking sexy.
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What makes you say that?
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So fucking sexy.
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You know, I said it before and I'll say it again: Had Cena remained on the shelf for the full 12 months, I would rejoice for his return. It's always a "this could be fun" moment when an established boss comes back after a hiatus to face whatever title scene new-comer currently has the belt -- or, at least, the #1 spot. The bigger the gap, the bigger the return.
But, like some many things in Cena's saga, they bumrushed it and the four months didn't add up to much of anything. We're right back where we started, and he's still as fucking bland as when he left. |
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"Ask him!"
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He'll eventually turn it into a giant WWE Championship spinner necklace on a chain like Flava Flav's clock.
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So fucking sexy.
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I doubt it. Don't forget, he still sounds and walks like a movie starring Martin Lawrence, but he doesn't spit fresh raps, dog.
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Quote:
Cena turning heel, when it eventually happens, is going to be a great moment, though. The more we are exposed to Cena as a top face, the more relief the turn will bring. |
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So fucking sexy.
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Sure. But just because you keep gangreen longer than you like doesn't mean amputatin is the gleeful release it sounds.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Quote:
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is for sale
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So you think you're untouchable
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So fucking sexy.
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Wigga, please.
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He's Here
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If?
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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He's Here
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And who do you think will dethrone Triple H?
CM Punk? Kane? Big Daddy V? Alls I'm saying is... WrestleMania 26 - The Two Year Title Reign vs. The Two Year Undefeated Streak. |
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Stickman
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I'm cheering for HHH
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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You know, a few years ago I never thought I would be hoping this much that HHH was going to walk out of Wrestlemania with the title. How times change.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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If Triple H wins, they should make a swastika spinner belt.
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So fucking sexy.
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Could anyone nazi that happening?
GET IT?! |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I didn't. Your message was all Goebbels.
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"Ask him!"
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I'm nauseous
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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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Unless his belt transform in some kind of Car that he will ultimately come out in at Mania, that then turns into bumblebee, I don't care....and even if that did happen.
I proberly still wouldn't care. |
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"Ask him!"
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WWE Title Belt Transformer vs. John Cena = Ratings
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So fucking sexy.
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Fair enough.
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emerge
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The belt versus the champion
what's at stake: freedom! |
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I'm the 3 maker
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This thread cracked me up.
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So fucking sexy.
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