Official Raw is Barack Thread (4/21/08): All Hail King Obama

[Londoner]

which is why it sucks there being no competition cause they cana fford to do that

[Azriel]

and I thought Regal was retired?

[Londoner]

now this is a match im looking forward to

[KingofOldSchool]

BATISTA STOLE HIS PYRO FROM OBAMA!

[Fabien Barthez]

That event in the bull fighting arena in Spain looked awesome. I'd love to see that


Fo Sho, man. There was only a small amount of floor seats too. Bet it was sick to be there.

[KingofOldSchool]

BATISTA DOESN'T RESPECT HBK!

[ClockShot]

Come on, Shawn. Knock him down and let's move on.

[Londoner]

cant wait for this match tbh

[Fabien Barthez]

LMAO. *Marks out*

[Fox]

Time to man up, HBK. Man up.

[KingofOldSchool]

OH NOEZ HE DROPPED THE LIVE MIC!

[Fox]

I have really enjoyed the build up to HBK/Batista

[Londoner]

should be a classic

[Fox]

lol Chavo Guerrero so doesn't belong in that picture

[Londoner]

PISS BREAK NEXT

[Londoner]

OMG IVE BEEN WAITING LIKE TWO WEEKS FOR THIS MOMENT

[KingofOldSchool]

I hope JR calls Clinton "The Glamazon".

[Fabien Barthez]

Pissed my pants when HBK dummied that SCM. That was my mark out btw.

I am not being given poitical info from wrestling. especially when its not for my country. spliff time it is.

[Londoner]

......

[Londoner]

wish i had beer, or something.

[HTrain90]

I have really enjoyed the build up to HBK/Batista

Agreed. Should be a great match.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Chavo Guerrero so doesn't belong in that picture

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[Avenger]

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[Londoner]

WHY THE FUCK SHOULD WE CARE ABOUT THIS

[Volchok]

hillrod? wtf?

[Fox]

lol "Hilrod"

[Londoner]

TURNED CHANNEL OVER ALREADY

[ClockShot]

WHAT THE?!

THEY WERN'T SCREWING AROUND!

[Jeritron]

ROFL

[KingofOldSchool]

YO YO YO SHAD GASPARD, JTG, AND HIL-ROD...CRYME TYME!

[ClockShot]

BROOKLYN BROOKLYN!

[Volchok]

When are they gonna lose the belts, I don't want to see them on my tv.

[BigDaddyCool]

Did Hilary just call out Orton. My money is on Hilary. She is strong after pulling Bill's dead wieght.

[Fox]

"I'll hit the People's Elbow on Osama Bin Laden, if you smell what the Hilrod is cookin'." LOL what a lame promo.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hillary Clinton, endorsed by David Arquette.

[ClockShot]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. :'(

[Jeritron]

never thought I'd see the day where Hillary Clinton cut a promo on Randy Orton

[Avenger]

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[Indifferent Clox]

WTF HILROD?

[Londoner]

really couldnt watch the rest of that, glad i didn't.

[Innovator]

STFU Hilrod

[Innovator]

Barack says know your role and make a pie

[SammyG]

rofl @ Hillary's promo. Did that really happen.

[Londoner]

this show is doing a great job in making me tire denough to sleep, if i stop posting, well thats why.

[Fox]

I hate watching Carlito work.

[KingofOldSchool]

Instead of this match, we should have gotten 8 minutes of Santino promo time.

[SammyG]

do you smell what barack is cookin'?

[Londoner]

god i hope that name 'hilrod' comes back to bite her in the ass later in her campaign

[ClockShot]

Nice sell, Holly.

[KingofOldSchool]

Cody does pass off for a homosexual...

[Innovator]

CAWdy, don't speak to Santino like that

[Fox]

omg. Cody Rhodes can work the mic.

[KingofOldSchool]

GET OFF THE MIC CAWDY

[Londoner]

tag titles defended at backlash??

[SammyG]

rofl @ Cawdy on the mic

[Azriel]

Kill him Bobcore

[Fox]

I seriously just saw my first glimpse of his father's charisma in little CAWdy. I may actually even like him now.

[Loose Cannon]

Santino is perfect in tag. good job putting him in one

[Londoner]

*insert shocked face here*

[ClockShot]

CAWdy cuts a slight promo.

100 WWE Cash.

[Jura]

Watch out or Cody will come after you.

[KingofOldSchool]

PUNK...JERICHO...NEXT!

[KingofOldSchool]

Is it just me or is Punk not over in the Bible Belt?

[Loose Cannon]

that was actually good mic work by Cody. he's coming along

[Innovator]

Punk vs. Jericho II: Electric Bugaloo

[Fox]

I'm going with Punk for the win, and then Punk vs. Regal in the finals.

[Fox]

Prince Caspian's going to be sick.

[Jeritron]

Is it just me or is Punk not over in the Bible Belt?

He's gonna need to win those votes if he wants to go over in November

[Afterlife]

I seriously just saw my first glimpse of his father's charisma in little CAWdy. I may actually even like him now.

Nothin' "little" about him. :drool:


And yes, I signed in just to swoon.

[KingofOldSchool]

If Regal wins KOTR, they basically wasted the tournament concept.

[Londoner]

shit theme song

[Londoner]

for backlash

[Londoner]

haitch haitch haitch

[Innovator]

HHH's campaign speech?

[Avenger]

Is HHH at Raw?

[Fox]

Triple H's promos do nothing for me.

[Loose Cannon]

lol HHH taking Benoit's words

[Fox]

Is HHH at Raw?

He's in the M.E.

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG HHH STOLE BENOIT'S LINE!

[Fabien Barthez]

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Ill Bump it then :D I already posted it a few times about 45 minutes ago.

Didn't listen to clinton, didn't pay much attention to the match either. Seemed OK and the promo at the end was good. Tag match at Backlash it seems.

In other news, Im quite high now, and my Mrs called after her night out on the piss. She is not to drunk, had a good night and misses me. :y:

There is alot of time left, lets hope this match is a good 10 minutes at least.

[Afterlife]

Regal would be King of Raw. HOw is that a wasted concept?

[Fox]

Nothin' "little" about him. :drool:


And yes, I signed in just to swoon.


Compared to his father, CAWdy is a cruiserweight.

[Londoner]

WALLS OF JERICHOOOOO

[Avenger]

Ok thanks Fox :y:

[SammyG]

Yeah Punk is gonna win this.

[ClockShot]

Time to see who gets tired first.

[Avenger]

Ill Bump it then :D I already posted it a few times about 45 minutes ago.

Didn't listen to clinton, didn't pay much attention to the match either. Seemed OK and the promo at the end was good. Tag match at Backlash it seems.

In other news, Im quite high now, and my Mrs called after her night out on the piss. She is not to drunk, had a good night and misses me. :y:

There is alot of time left, lets hope this match is a good 10 minutes at least.
sorry didn't check to see if it had been posted. :y:

[KingofOldSchool]

Does the Carolinas get ECW?

[Londoner]

If Jericho loses, I sleep.

[Innovator]

WOOOOOO INNO IS HAPPY

[Londoner]

Would've said riot but too tired to bother rioting.

[Azriel]

I sense Jericho vs. Regal. The two have quite a history

[Fabien Barthez]

sorry didn't check to see if it had been posted. :y:

Don't be, cant hurt to see it again, although my bump failed. Lol.

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[KingofOldSchool]

CM Punk is the new Miss Elizabeth

[Loose Cannon]

Does the Carolinas get ECW?

lol yea. we like good ol wrastling down here though. well I shouldn't say "we" like I'm actually from here

[Corndad]

I hope they just stick to these Presidental Promo things as opposed to a recreation of Trump/Rosie last year, was worried about that as soon as it was announced.

[Innovator]

PEPSI TWIST!!!!!!!!!

[Fox]

Good match so far.

[Innovator]

Joe-like powerslam

[Loose Cannon]

HAHA JR

A POWERSLAM.....A POWERSLAM Samartino_style

[ClockShot]

OW!

[Londoner]

TAP BITCH

[Londoner]

DAMNIT

[Fabien Barthez]

Sweet match so far.

[Fox]

Punk has great facial expressions. Maybe it's just cause he looks like a crackhead.

[Innovator]

GO TO SLREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[Fox]

GTS! 1-2-3!

[KingofOldSchool]

PUNK IN THE FINALS!

[Innovator]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Corndad]

King Punk

[ClockShot]

Wow.

Whoda thunk it?

[Londoner]

Like i needed a clearer message telling me to go to sleep.

[Fox]

That's a nice little rub for Mr. Punk.

[Innovator]

Punk vs. Regal, CMON MAKE INNO REALLY HAPPY

[Fabien Barthez]

Night TL :wavesad:

[SammyG]

I enjoyed that match

[Azriel]

Ok then. Maybe Regal forfeits his spot to Kennedy?

[Innovator]

Punk gets the win back from RAW a couple weeks ago, please let these matches continue

[Londoner]

It actually makes sense having punk win it the more i think about it.

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk is playing Macho Man from Wrestlemania IV and Regal will play Ted DiBiase.

[Londoner]

'absolutely amazing' ok..

[Fox]

He already won MITB. Somebody else (Kennedy, Finlay, Matt Hardy) could've used this rub a little bit more.

[SammyG]

WOOOOOO BARACK NEXT

[KingofOldSchool]

Ok then. Maybe Regal forfeits his spot to Kennedy?

lol that would just be stupid and make no sense.

[Innovator]

He already won MITB. Somebody else (Kennedy, Finlay, Matt Hardy) could've used this rub a little bit more.
They need to build Punk up so his cashing in the title match means something

[Londoner]

What will Barack call himself? Since Hilary called herself hilrod, im dreading to think whats next..

[Fox]

Punk is playing Macho Man from Wrestlemania IV and Regal will play Ted DiBiase.

Then who's Hulk Hogan and knocks out Regal to give Punk the win?

[Fabien Barthez]

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That GTS looked pretty rough!

This last half of the show is going to be pretty empty, how many matches has there been so far? 7 maybe? there is only 3 left, we know of...

[Londoner]

exactly inno

[Innovator]

Finlay can't compete...maybe a returning Jeff takes his spot

[KingofOldSchool]

He already won MITB. Somebody else (Kennedy, Finlay, Matt Hardy) could've used this rub a little bit more.

Regal is going to win.

[Fox]

They need to build Punk up so his cashing in the title match means something

but....but.... he out-popped DX!

[Azriel]

So, it'd be perfect for the WWE to do just that :lol:

[Innovator]

If his 60 is up

[Innovator]

but....but.... he out-popped DX!
why do you think he was jobbed out first in the EC?

[Fox]

Finlay can't compete...maybe a returning Jeff takes his spot

I don't think he's served his full 2 months yet.

[ClockShot]

Finlay can't compete...maybe a returning Jeff takes his spot

Has it been 60 days already?

[SammyG]

I HAVE ONE QUESTION. DO YOU SMELL WHAT BARACK IS COOKIN'

[KingofOldSchool]

Then who's Hulk Hogan and knocks out Regal to give Punk the win?

Hornswoggle

[Azriel]

Do you smell what Barack is cooking?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I'd cream myself for Regal versus Punk

[ClockShot]

But I want Orton as champ!

[Londoner]

barack just seems like a right cunt

[KingofOldSchool]

Obama vs. Orton at Summerslam!

[Innovator]

DO YOU SMELL WHAT BARACK IS COOKING?!

[Fox]

wow

i do smell it, barack. i do.

[Londoner]

way to rip off the rock again, cunt

[SammyG]

lol you could look at his eyes and tell he was reading off the TV. Going left and right the whole time.

[Innovator]

Regal vs. Finlay, this also makes Inno happy

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I smell it, smells like bullshit.

[Londoner]

oh look its the guy who can beat a midget

[Fox]

I'd cream myself for Regal versus Punk

better get some towels ready

[SammyG]

way to rip off the rock again, cunt

lol shut up, who has more cred? Barack Obama or the Rock? Come on.

[Azriel]

i like Barack, he's cool.

wow, Regal's all business tonight.

[ClockShot]

This should be quick. :roll:

[Innovator]

His knee is taped, he's good to go

[Fox]

i like the idea of national health care.

[Londoner]

just didnt like the impression i got off barack overall there.altho atleast i could stand his promo unlike hilarys

[Fox]

Finlay taps to the Regal Stretch.

[SammyG]

He needs to call himself Lord William Regal again.

[KingofOldSchool]

Barack is going to ask Hillary if she's been looking at The Barack's strudel.

[Splaya]

He needs to call himself Lord William Regal again.


Give it time, he will

[Linkbowler]

Man, this match was awesome the first time I saw it in WCW in '96.

[Londoner]

final/cm punk final would be good

[Fox]

Umaga should've won KOTR tonight, and then went back to being Rosey with Gregory Helms as The Hurricane.

Then he could've been King S.H.I.T.

[Fabien Barthez]

i like the idea of national health care.

LOL! Quote of the night for me :lol:

[Fox]

botched backslide lol

[Fabien Barthez]

He needs to call himself Lord StevenRegal again.

[Innovator]

I'm liking hte booking so far in the KOTR

[Londoner]

ah crap

[ClockShot]

Finlay is out!

[Corndad]

Well I may be the only PA voter in the thread and although he looked kinda wierd there, Obama's the man.

[Fox]

LOL! Quote of the night for me :lol:

yeah, it's funny when cancer patients have to pay out the ass for treatmant. hilarious ROFL.

[KingofOldSchool]

So the finals have the General Manager vs. Mr. Money In The Bank

[Fox]

Aren't the Regal Stretch and STFU the same move?

[Innovator]

William Regal vs. CM Punk

FUCK YEAH

[Londoner]

CM PUNKS GOTTA WIN

[Innovator]

Aren't the Regal Stretch and STFU the same move?
One sucks, one looks good

[Linkbowler]

Straight Edge vs. The Real Man's Man.

[KingofOldSchool]

Raw vs. ECW in the finals...HMMMM yeah if we look at it that way Regal might as well sit on the throne now

[Fox]

that ad page was mis-leading

[ClockShot]

So there's a good hour to chew up before the Finals and main event. So what else we got coming besides McCain?

[Fox]

No Women's matches yet, Clockshot.

[Fabien Barthez]

yeah, it's funny when cancer patients have to pay out the ass for treatmant. hilarious ROFL.


I'm laughing because I am from a country that has a national health system and its fucking rubbish by and large.

[Loose Cannon]

he's called himself Lord Steven Regal forever. It's kind of one of those names he really doesn't even have to say outright anymore. It's already ingrained to his character

[Londoner]

this raw shouldn't have been 3 hours, shouldve had the final at backlash

[Londoner]

unless they plan on making the main event really long

[Fox]

I'm laughing because I am from a country that has a national health system and its fucking rubbish by and large.

savvy

[Jeritron]

2 matches that could have been good, both sucked

[Londoner]

OH LOOK ITS THE BIGGEST ARSEHOLE OF THE THREE

[Corndad]

The MAC lol Jesus christ.

[Fox]

will there be a Randy Orton name drop?

[Innovator]

NATURE BOY JOHN MCCAIN

[ClockShot]

I can see the cue cards from here.

[Londoner]

lmao BULLSHIT

[Fox]

"I'm going to introduce Osama Bin Laden to the Undertaker!" LOL wow

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL THE MAC

[SammyG]

OSAMA VS TAKER RIP

[Volchok]

this guy is def. not winning the election.

[Londoner]

you can tell they havent come up with this themselves

[Corndad]

The Fatal 4?? shut the hell up McCain you got no shot.

[Innovator]

Jesus, how many catchphrases did Hulk McCain throw out there

[KingofOldSchool]

GET OUT THERE AND VOTE YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS!

[Azriel]

Not bad Senator. (Well, he did host SNL)

[Londoner]

that guy just buried his career with that promo

[SammyG]

ROFLLLL

[Londoner]

which is good imo

[KingofOldSchool]

Hulk McCain

[Innovator]

a 3 man STFU coming up

[Fox]

I hate that T-shirt.

[KingofOldSchool]

And now we go from Hulk McCain to Super Cena.

[Londoner]

Hulk McCunt

[Innovator]

Two hours before a Cena abortion

[Loose Cannon]

surprised McCain didn't say he was the best there was, is and ever will be

[Innovator]

Cena needs to snap

[Volchok]

fuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Innovator]

GOD DAMMIT, NO SPOOF

[Fox]

He was doing fine until "Locked, Loaded." That reeked of homo.

[Linkbowler]

This is going to be horrendously stupid.

[Londoner]

oh so this is what they're doing to fill up the three hours.ugh.

[SammyG]

lol there's a match coming up? What?! I forgot all about this, hope it isn't as bad as Trump/Rosie.

[Corndad]

Aw cmon. Dear god dont have this match. Please anything. Id take a freakin Early Jackie Gayda vs Giant Gonzalez match more then this.

[Fox]

And so there will be a fucking parody match. God damnit.

[Fabien Barthez]

Well, I wondered how we were filling the last 90 minutes, and 30 minutes of back to back, not entertaining, not wrestling is the answer. Lets roll another one eh? :)

[KingofOldSchool]

So if I'm going by Wrestlemania IV, will this be considered Hercules vs. Ultimate Warrior or Demolition vs. Strike Force?

[Fox]

Teddy Hart as Obama and Jack Evans as HilRod = Ratings

[Johnny Vegas]

God, why couldn't CENA freestyle that promo and murder everybody. He soooooo could've won llike 60% of his fans back

[Innovator]

This is gonna suck, better go take a shower now

[Fox]

Well, I wondered how we were filling the last 90 minutes, and 30 minutes of back to back, not entertaining, not wrestling is the answer. Lets roll another one eh? :)

Burn one for Obama.

[Avenger]

Live Stream is down :(

anybody got anything else

Whats happening?

[KingofOldSchool]

LUK MUMMY EYE CAN WEED!

[Fox]

MARK HENRY: "I can't read, but I think it's great that these kids know how to do it."

[Loose Cannon]

Demolition/Strike Force was a sweet match. They fuckin demolished Tito. no pun though

[KingofOldSchool]

When I think of Champion of Books, I think of CM Punk.

[Fox]

This does not belong at the 10PM spot. Fucking WWE writers can lick my sack.

[Innovator]

I gotta see who is playing the parts first though

[Corndad]

shes comin out to Real American?

[SammyG]

ROFL HOGAN MUSIC

[Volchok]

christ...

[KingofOldSchool]

A devoted Hulkamaniac? ROFL I hate her even more

[Linkbowler]

Somebody please tell Lilian that cities don't have Senators.

[Azriel]

Why are they going through with this?

[Innovator]

If Kennedy wants to make some fans, ruin this shit

[Johnny Vegas]

If barack got a remix of the rock's theme with his name in it i'd nut

[KingofOldSchool]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[SammyG]

The Bill Clinton impersonator is good. I want Monica Lewinksi to interfere.

[Fox]

They should have paid to get Cheri Oteri and Will Sasso out there.

[Corndad]

Billamania.

[KingofOldSchool]

BWAHAHAHAHAAH

[SammyG]

PLEASE LET BARACK COME OUT TO THE ROCK'S THEME