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Triple A
04-22-2008, 11:54 PM
http://www.walterfootball.com/emmitt.php

Triple A
04-22-2008, 11:55 PM
The Packers don't has a running game.

Triple A
04-22-2008, 11:55 PM
17. "That offense does... do look good." (Commentary: He was actually about to say "That offense does look good," but changed what he said mid-sentence to "That offense do look good." I'm speechless. How can someone be so poor at grammar?

Triple A
04-22-2008, 11:56 PM
(Attempting to quote Jimmy V) "Don't quit. Don't ever quit." (Commentary: For the record, Jimmy V's immortal words were "Don't give up. Don't ever give up."

Gonzo
04-23-2008, 12:17 AM
lol what an idiot. I doubt he did a single thing in college.

8. "Eli Manning has been given the rice of passage." (Commentary: Damn it, why haven't I been given the rice of passage?)

Loose Cannon
04-23-2008, 09:59 AM
this just proves you donts needs no schooling and you can still bees a million dollarnaire

McLegend
04-23-2008, 01:01 PM
"Tom Brady is buyin' time for his lineman." (Commentary: And here I thought that offensive linemen were "buyin' time" for the quarterback.)

FakeLaser
04-23-2008, 02:47 PM
Wes Worker is a possession receiver that make things happen.

Norv Turner have a lot of experience in the playoff." (Commentary: When Emmitt uttered that statement, Norv Turner's postseason record was 1-1. Good thing we're talking about the playoff here, and not the playoffs.)

Eli Manning has been given the rice of passage.

Skippord
04-24-2008, 05:00 AM
"Let's not judge the Giants until we're in the bottom half of the season... The bottom half of the schedule get much tougher." (Commentary: Bottom half? Bottom half!? I knew there was a first half and a second half, but now Emmitt's telling us that there's a bottom half of an NFL season. And here I was thinking the season went from September to early February. When does the bottom half of the season take place?)

spilzrvd_69
04-24-2008, 04:08 PM
lay off guys

Hanso Amore
04-24-2008, 06:00 PM
Never liked Emmitt.

Good but not great RB, who was fortunate to avoid injury.

Idiot on the mic.

Juan
04-28-2008, 03:38 AM
There should be one of these on Reggie Miller.

ron the dial
04-28-2008, 04:20 AM
catch 22

road doggy dogg
05-07-2008, 10:39 PM
Barry was better!
crossrine

Gonzo
05-07-2008, 10:48 PM
Never liked Emmitt.

Good but not great RB, who was fortunate to avoid injury.

Idiot on the mic.

He benefited from being on a great team, but give credit where it is due. He was great.

James Steele
05-10-2008, 07:23 PM
He is Emmitt fucking Smith. He can say whatever the hell he wants. That is the perk for being with America's Team.

YOUR Hero
05-10-2008, 11:59 PM
Emmit was the Man.