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Triple A
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The Emmitt Smith Anthology - All of Emmitt Smith's Grammatically Incorrect Quotes
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Triple A
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The Packers don't has a running game.
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Triple A
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17. "That offense does... do look good." (Commentary: He was actually about to say "That offense does look good," but changed what he said mid-sentence to "That offense do look good." I'm speechless. How can someone be so poor at grammar?
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Triple A
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(Attempting to quote Jimmy V) "Don't quit. Don't ever quit." (Commentary: For the record, Jimmy V's immortal words were "Don't give up. Don't ever give up."
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feel the madness
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lol what an idiot. I doubt he did a single thing in college.
8. "Eli Manning has been given the rice of passage." (Commentary: Damn it, why haven't I been given the rice of passage?) |
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I'm all there is
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this just proves you donts needs no schooling and you can still bees a million dollarnaire
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Temporary
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"Tom Brady is buyin' time for his lineman." (Commentary: And here I thought that offensive linemen were "buyin' time" for the quarterback.)
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continental drift
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Wes Worker is a possession receiver that make things happen.
Norv Turner have a lot of experience in the playoff." (Commentary: When Emmitt uttered that statement, Norv Turner's postseason record was 1-1. Good thing we're talking about the playoff here, and not the playoffs.) Eli Manning has been given the rice of passage. |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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"Let's not judge the Giants until we're in the bottom half of the season... The bottom half of the schedule get much tougher." (Commentary: Bottom half? Bottom half!? I knew there was a first half and a second half, but now Emmitt's telling us that there's a bottom half of an NFL season. And here I was thinking the season went from September to early February. When does the bottom half of the season take place?)
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Forever
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lay off guys
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You can't teach that
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Never liked Emmitt.
Good but not great RB, who was fortunate to avoid injury. Idiot on the mic. |
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Doin' It Right
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There should be one of these on Reggie Miller.
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the heartbreak king
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catch 22
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wekasauce
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Barry was better!
crossrine |
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feel the madness
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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He is Emmitt fucking Smith. He can say whatever the hell he wants. That is the perk for being with America's Team.
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Adminstigator
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Emmit was the Man.
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