The Emmitt Smith Anthology - All of Emmitt Smith's Grammatically Incorrect Quotes
 

The Packers don't has a running game.

17. "That offense does... do look good." (Commentary: He was actually about to say "That offense does look good," but changed what he said mid-sentence to "That offense do look good." I'm speechless. How can someone be so poor at grammar?

(Attempting to quote Jimmy V) "Don't quit. Don't ever quit." (Commentary: For the record, Jimmy V's immortal words were "Don't give up. Don't ever give up."

lol what an idiot. I doubt he did a single thing in college.

8. "Eli Manning has been given the rice of passage." (Commentary: Damn it, why haven't I been given the rice of passage?)

this just proves you donts needs no schooling and you can still bees a million dollarnaire

"Tom Brady is buyin' time for his lineman." (Commentary: And here I thought that offensive linemen were "buyin' time" for the quarterback.)

Wes Worker is a possession receiver that make things happen.

Norv Turner have a lot of experience in the playoff." (Commentary: When Emmitt uttered that statement, Norv Turner's postseason record was 1-1. Good thing we're talking about the playoff here, and not the playoffs.)

Eli Manning has been given the rice of passage.

"Let's not judge the Giants until we're in the bottom half of the season... The bottom half of the schedule get much tougher." (Commentary: Bottom half? Bottom half!? I knew there was a first half and a second half, but now Emmitt's telling us that there's a bottom half of an NFL season. And here I was thinking the season went from September to early February. When does the bottom half of the season take place?)

lay off guys

Never liked Emmitt.

Good but not great RB, who was fortunate to avoid injury.

Idiot on the mic.

There should be one of these on Reggie Miller.

catch 22

He benefited from being on a great team, but give credit where it is due. He was great.

He is Emmitt fucking Smith. He can say whatever the hell he wants. That is the perk for being with America's Team.

Emmit was the Man.