Piper's New Man

[Afterlife]

So, Piper's gonna have a new "protege" sometime soon. Does anyone else forsee Sean O'Haire making his monumental return? Or did Cousin Sal sign a long term contract?

[KingofOldSchool]

No.

[Afterlife]

:lol:

[jimmy012345]

rofl

[thedamndest]

His official name will be "Jimmy Kimmel's Cousin Sal." But no.

[Kane Knight]

His protege needs to wear a dress.

[Shadow]

I miss Sean O'Haire...too bad he wants Brian Kendrick's ass too much.

[Theo Dious]

I'm guessing it will be somebody who's been sniffing around the WWE fringe for a while now and will thusly be repackaged as "young Piper."

[Skippord]

Snitsky

[Kane Knight]

Snitsky

In a dress.

[Skippord]

Hottest mental picture ever

[St. Jimmy]

Cawdy.

[James Steele]

Elijah Burke

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Ace Steele?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Wait, Steel was released... Meh.

[Xero]

The Undertaker

[Kane Knight]

The Undertaker

Knowing WWE....

[Destor]

Carlito is the way to go.

[Xero]

I wouldn't be surprised if they repackaged one of the Highlanders, and that's the obvious one from a gimmick standpoint.

[NeanderCarl]

So Piper's actually sticking around now? That's a good thing (unless he wrestles).

If they really want to utilise his verbal skills on a full time basis, may I suggest he replace Jerry Lawler as Raw's colour analyst.

[Mooияakeя™]

Drew Galloway / Drew McIntyre.

It's so obvious

[The Optimist]

It's so obviousAnd we know how much WWE enjoys having things make sense.

[Lock Jaw]

IT'S ROBBIE!

[Afterlife]

I miss Sean O'Haire...too bad he wants Brian Kendrick's ass too much.

Yeah -- but who doesn't?

[Kane Knight]

Drew Galloway / Drew McIntyre.

It's so obvious Which is why it'll probably be Shane McMahon.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I actually think that Colt Cabana and Piper would be a funny ass combination but after seeing what Piper did to a very, VERY promising Sean O'haire gimmick I wouldn't wish that upon anyone I actually like, much less Colt.

[Zen v.W.o.]

Isnt Piper's fault the guy couldnt talk or do anything good once he was live and not cutting pre-taped promos.

[Afterlife]

No, it's the writers' fault that the guy wasn't given much chance, then watered down, and eventually pushed aside completely.

[Dorkchop]

So Piper's actually sticking around now? That's a good thing (unless he wrestles).

If they really want to utilise his verbal skills on a full time basis, may I suggest he replace Jerry Lawler as Raw's colour analyst.

Piper Rambles way too much when he talks. It would be nice if he stuck around for a while. I'd like for him to be the main WWE go to guy. He could do backstage interviews, commentate (every now and then if he can stick to the point), announce (sure he doesn't have a good announcer voice, but he'd be a good fill in for a night or two).

I'd rather not have him wrestle. He looks to be in a lot better shape now than he's been in at least 5 years.

[NeanderCarl]

He could do backstage interviews, commentate (every now and then if he can stick to the point), announce (sure he doesn't have a good announcer voice, but he'd be a good fill in for a night or two).


Piper was the original heel colour commentator (before Ventura) and also made an entertaining (if a little overbearing) face announcer in the early 90s too. The man can talk. And he'd be better than current Lawler... maybe even bring out the competitive side in Lawler to force him to up his game... perhaps return 'The King' to his heel leanings.

[Mooияakeя™]

Which is why it'll probably be Shane McMahon.

lol. Gotta spread reps 1st