Official Raw is all about the MMMMONNNNN-NNNAAAYY Thread (6-16-08): Cena vs. Jobmanga

[NeanderCarl]

Why... even... bother?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

The hell?! Nice fast count, sort of.

[ClockShot]

16 second match.........

[KingofOldSchool]

YEEEEEE-HHHAAAWWW I'M DEM SOME RICH FOLK NOW!

[ClockShot]

I was close.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOLOLOL SHE GOT $16!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, Vince really does get off on being a bit of an ass. I love him.

[KingofOldSchool]

Well at least she can upgrade her trailer with that money.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

16 second match, 16 world champion, 16 dollar winner.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Fuck you KoOS, I'm from North Carolina too :(

[HeartBreakMan2k]

:D

[NeanderCarl]

If Vince phoned me and only gave me $16, I'd make a point of thanking him live on air for personally refunding my money for One Night Stand.

[Theo Dious]

Vince McMahon is my hero and I would sell my entire scrotum to be 1/25th as awesome as he is.

[Afterlife]

16 second match, 16 world champion, 16 dollar winner.

It must be rigged!

[KingofOldSchool]

I can't believe we haven't seen Bitchtits Layfield yet.

[KingofOldSchool]

Booo no Kennedy spare me Kennedy

[Theo Dious]

People need to stop ragging on JBL's tits. :mad:

[KingofOldSchool]

Poor Mickie having to team up with Kennedy Kennedy

[Theo Dious]

Booo no Kennedy spare me Kennedy

...Kennedy!

Sorry, haven't done that in a long time.

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

How bizarre that the contest terms mentioned a $16 winner going all the way back to Tuesday...it's like they knew somehow...

[ClockShot]

I'm starting to dislike Katie Lea by the week if she doesn't find something else to wear.

[KingofOldSchool]

Katie needs some of Vince's money, she is obviously too poor to afford new attire.

[McLegend]

I like it.

[Theo Dious]

Has it been a year yet since Vince's limo blew up?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, the ref helped roll them the first time.

Oh, and I want to put it in Mickies butt. Except i saw that naked picture and your vagina looked ravaged.

[NeanderCarl]

Remember a time when wrestlers would wear the same gear every single week, and maybe splash out on debuting a new costume at a big PPV like WrestleMania?

Yeah, we had it tough back in the day. Quit yo bitchin'.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Holy shit, awesome spear through the ropes.

[KingofOldSchool]

What a weak finish.

[ClockShot]

Lame finish.

[parkmania]

Nice spear by Kennedy Kennedy.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[NeanderCarl]

HAHA Vince rung his own personal stalker.

Fucking egomaniac.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOLOLOL

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Holy fuck, shut up you stupid cunt.

Also, I want someone to miss the password.

[ClockShot]

Yeah. Nice round number there.

[DS]

Did Vince just come out?

[KingofOldSchool]

Double A won the MOOONNNN-NNNNAAAAYYY

[SammyG]

lol, in all fairness, that's what I woulda sounded like too if Vince called.

[Destor]

Well she was happy

[parkmania]

Wow, JR's as brutal as Vince!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Although not gonna lie, if he told me that I just won that much money I'd probably start verbally sucking him off as well.

[DS]

lol, in all fairness, that's what I woulda sounded like too if Vince called.
Was she crying too?

[ClockShot]

Good Burger King commercial.

[NeanderCarl]

YESSS! WrestleMania X8 REMATCH!!!

Of all the matches that took place that fateful night in Toronto, this is the ONE match I've been gagging to see again!

Triple H! Chris Jericho!

Buckle up your seatbelts, people, the face of wrestling is about to change.

[mrslackalack]

It makes me wonder if all the pieces and rivarlies come together .If there is going to be some swerves and have a DX (HBK, HHH) vs The New Evolution Orton, Bats, Jericho with Flair as a manager. It makes perfect sense to me considering the storylines going on. The Evolution guys could say HHH held them all down etc.

[NeanderCarl]

It makes me wonder if all the pieces and rivarlies come together .If there is going to be some swerves and have a DX (HBK, HHH) vs The New Evolution Orton, Bats, Jericho with Flair as a manager. It makes perfect sense to me considering the storylines going on. The Evolution guys could say HHH held them all down etc.

Maybe. Randy Orton was always injured during the Evolution days too. It's all falling into place.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

RNN needs to start up

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Horny for tag champ

[Destor]

I'm gonna win thie 300,000 guys. just go ahead and turn your phones off guys. I got this.

[Afterlife]

Not if I have anything to say about it!

[NeanderCarl]

It's all about the eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-goooooooooooo.

[Destor]

Sorry, you dont. turn your phone off. Save the battery.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL NOT AGAIN!

[KingofOldSchool]

SEXY PARTY

[ClockShot]

Where's Orton?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

wow, next week another million?

[KingofOldSchool]

DUR DUR DUR THAT CAN BUY ME A LOT OF BEER DUR DUR DUR

[Afterlife]

Huzzah! I have thwarted the mighty Destor!

[Destor]

:mad:

[Afterlife]

Eat that, Forum King! (maniacal laughter ensues)

[ClockShot]

This is gonna be one quick match.

[NeanderCarl]

Sleeeeeepy time. Gonna lie back, watch Jericho get jobbed out (even if he somehow wins, he'll still be jobbed out) and then throw on some Arrested Development to fall asleep to.

Night, y'all.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

You guys remember back when the IC strap was held by guys like Shawn Michaels, British Bulldog, and Razor Ramon. Ya know, back when people gave a shit about it?

[KingofOldSchool]

JERICHO IS BREAKING TEH RULEZ, HE IZ A HYPOCAT!

[KingofOldSchool]

PEDIGREE COMING UP

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL, HEH?

[KingofOldSchool]

Lance Cade = Ralphus 2k8

[HeartBreakMan2k]

This could be good, isn't Cade a Michaels trains worker?

[Afterlife]

That was the coolest Main Event since WrestleMania.

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho wants to compete with Edge for the title of "Most Awesome Wrestler with the Wussiest Goons" award.

[parkmania]

Next week, a special Highlight Reel with special guest Lance Cade.

[mrslackalack]

Heres why I think a DX-Evolution feud could work

Jericho: Feuding with HBK, Had a HHH match that didnt end in a pinfall/submission
Bats: Feuding with HBK, Original Member of Evolution, Some want him back as a heel
Orton: Feuding with HHH, Had a lengthy feud with HBK as well, Original Member of Evo
Cade: Trained by HBK, supposed to get a push, could be the Evolution spot that Orton had a few years back as the young up and coming star.
Flair: Retired by HBK, Original Member of Evolution, The King of the swerve/turn. Would be great as Evolutions manager/mentor

[SammyG]

So, I went to buy some beer, and i came back and read that someone didnt answer his phone. if vince called me, i will be fucking FURIOUS.

[Gertner]

Yes! Cade is finally getting pushed!

[Afterlife]

Next week, a special Highlight Reel with special guest Lance Cade.

Definitely gonna be interesting.

[Juan]

Great main event! :y:

[The Optimist]

I had two questions after the main event.
Are they going to push Lance Cade?
Why?

[Destor]

No.
they're not so don't worry.

[Loose Cannon]

enjoyed the ending with Cade. Now I've got two things to watch in wrestling.

Cade/Jericho angle and Dibiase Jr angle. wooo

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Why was Jericho looking at Cade like he wanted to fuck him at the end?

[Afterlife]

That's kind of a personal question.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Okay, so I know it doesn't mean anything, but does anyone find it odd that this week, Cade lays out Cena at the end of the show, but last weak, he tapped out to Bryan Danielson?

I mean, I know it wasn't on the show, so it doesn't matter, but.... why?

[Destor]

Weird leap in logic. But if it didn't happen on air it doens't matter.

[Innovator]

Okay, so I know it doesn't mean anything, but does anyone find it odd that this week, Cade lays out Cena at the end of the show, but last weak, he tapped out to Bryan Danielson?

I mean, I know it wasn't on the show, so it doesn't matter, but.... why?
Best Wrestler in the World?

[The Optimist]

Basically I'm wondering who cares about Lance Cade and why.

Actually I was hoping Murdoch would come out and make the save. That would have been amazing.

[KingofOldSchool]

Why was Jericho looking at Cade like he wanted to fuck him at the end?

Well Jericho does still have that stupid Ellen bull dyke haircut.

[Juan]

enjoyed the ending with Cade. Now I've got two things to watch in wrestling.

Cade/Jericho angle and Dibiase Jr angle. wooo

[The Optimist]

Why? Why? Why? Has Earth gone mad?

[NYDon]

it's funny how most everyone appears to be shaken up by these developments

[The Optimist]

Yes, it is definitely different and a change. Action causes reaction. This happens when Cena/Orton/HHH don't leave with dominance.

[Loose Cannon]

Basically I'm wondering who cares about Lance Cade and why.

Actually I was hoping Murdoch would come out and make the save. That would have been amazing.

did anybody care about Road Dogg and Billy Gunn before DX?

Did anybody really care about Orton before Evolution?

and whomever else needed a bigger star to get over. It's not about who cares about Lance, it's about who cares about Jericho. That's a basic wrestling storyline that's been there throughout history. Use an established guy to get a not so established guy over. Does it always work? well no, but it's an easy formula

[McLegend]

Okay, so I know it doesn't mean anything, but does anyone find it odd that this week, Cade lays out Cena at the end of the show, but last weak, he tapped out to Bryan Danielson?

I mean, I know it wasn't on the show, so it doesn't matter, but.... why?

I bet Cade voluntarily jobbed to Danielson.

[Afterlife]

I care about Lance Cade for the first time since he joined the company.