Official Raw is all about the MMMMONNNNN-NNNAAAYY Thread (6-16-08): Cena vs. Jobmanga

[KingofOldSchool]

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On Monday night, Raw will make itself at home in Salt Lake City, as WWE Champion Triple H and John Cena continue to circle one another like junkyard dogs, spoiling for their title match at Night of Champions. This week, Cena will face Umaga in a Street Fight. Surely The Game will be watching as his Night of Champions opponent meets the Samoan Bulldozer on Raw.

Just two weeks ago, Cena defeated Jeff Hardy to become the No. 1 contender. Last week saw Triple H sweep Cena’s legs out from under him after the Chain Gang Commander’s victory over JBL. Then, in the night’s main event between The Game and Jeff Hardy, Cena interfered, causing Triple H to lose by count-out. With less than two weeks before Night of Champions, will anything keep these two fierce competitors from annihilating one another? Will Cena's Street Fight with Umaga affect his strategy going into Night of Champions?

An appearance by Shawn Michaels on Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel quickly turned ugly when Y2J attacked The Showstopper. Their rivalry had been building for the past few weeks as Jericho alternately accused HBK of faking an injury and then encouraged him in a match against Batista. What is the purpose of the mind games that the Intercontinental Champion is playing with Michaels, and how will Michaels react to being attacked last Monday night?

Also last week, World Tag Team Champions Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes suffered their second defeat in a row, this time at the hands of Umaga & Snitsky. While recovering after the match, the champs were again confronted by Raw’s newest Superstar, Ted DiBiase. The “simply priceless” DiBiase warned them that at Night of Champions, he and a partner of his choosing will prevail over the World Tag Team Champions. With the ongoing strife between Holly & Rhodes, will they be able to stand up to DiBiase and his mystery partner? And who will that partner turn out to be?

As temperatures run high on Raw, surely in the back of all the Superstars’ minds are thoughts of the impending WWE Draft. In less than two weeks, all Superstars, Divas, announcers and General Managers from all brands will be eligible to be drafted to another show. Who will get selected to leave Raw and which of your favorite Superstars will begin appearing on Monday nights?

But, your biggest reason to tune into Raw this week is no doubt the continuation of McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania. The reports are all true: Mr. McMahon is giving away his own money. Just last week he gave away a cool $1 million, and he’s promised to do it all again this week. To get your share, all you have to do is register at WWE.com and tune in.

[Afterlife]

That reminds me -- I gots ta sign up!!!

[Destor]

Remember folks, vote destor in King of the Forum (link in sig.) Rep for all those who come in here and validate their vote!

[Afterlife]

I voted for you.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Fortunately, likely the last time we'll see Umaga on Raw...before he gets drafted to ECW to perhaps gain some relevance back.</font>

[Porcupine]

Remember folks, vote destor in King of the Forum (link in sig.) Rep for all those who come in here and validate their vote!

I voted for you too so that you can have a reign of reigns!

[Destor]

:D

[Destor]

(I have to spread rep blah blah blah)

[Porcupine]

(I have to spread rep blah blah blah)

Then spread it like you're spreading butter over Big Daddy V's chest!

[Afterlife]

That's a lot of butter.

[Theo Dious]

So, I would love to know how many people who didn't sign up last week are signing up tonight after 450's big score.

[LoDownM]

I did, but that was before I knew 450 won. If I had known I wouldn't of, since lighting doesn't strike the same place twice.

[LoDownM]

the same place being TPWW.

[DaVe]

I don't think there is a quota of 'only one member per large wrestling forum community'.

[Afterlife]

Also, the internet isn't tangible, so I'd be hard pressed to consider a chat forum "a place".

[LoDownM]

Just a figure of speech :roll:

[KingofOldSchool]

Just got a phone call from an unidentified number, brb.

[KingofOldSchool]

Ummm what the hell is an Eprize?

[ClockShot]

Prize amounts got upped this week.

BRING ON THAT 16 BUCKS!

[Afterlife]

A prize won online?

[DS]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/7421570

[NeanderCarl]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenin', all.

[Corndad]

Evening fellas. I bet they call before and check for Ringback tones before any call tonight lol

[KingofOldSchool]

The mormon's love Cena

[NeanderCarl]

Please draft Cena to SmackDown so I only have to put up with him during PPV matches I don't pay attention to.

[ClockShot]

Evening everyone.

[JH]

damn what a pop

[NeanderCarl]

The morons love Cena

Too easy?

[NoRoolz]

Vote Destor.

[Linkbowler]

Cena looks like he's gonna cry

[KingofOldSchool]

Mormons + Pro Wrestling = Wigger lovers

[ClockShot]

Is he like calling it a career or something?

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KING OF KINGS THEME!

[KingofOldSchool]

YAY!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Well, The Champ is here.

BOW DOWN TO THE KING CENA

[Linkbowler]

Yes, John, in fact, the champ is there. So glad you could cue him.

[Destor]

Vote Destor.NoRoolz knowz

[NeanderCarl]

They censored "ass" in a sentence about Stone Cold, the man who made Vince a billionaire by giving the company an edge.

Now Raw is TV-PG again... I think my relationship with wrestling is slowly coming to an unfortunate end.

Could rant all day about what a mistake WWE is making by marketing mainly to kids again, but it's all been said. This show is just weak, boring, repetitive and tame EVERY week.

[Corndad]

HAHA...

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol I love Triple H

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[ClockShot]

NOTHING IS OVER..........................NOTHING!

[Corndad]

oh shit.

[Destor]

At least Cena realizes nothing has changed

[KingofOldSchool]

Two years ago to the day? Yeah Trips was D-X at this time.

[Corndad]

Past their bed times LOL

[NeanderCarl]

Shit... WWE will be broadcasting Raw live from Salt Lake City every week next time Cena has the strap.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOLOLOLOL

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Cena is actually good in this. Shame it can't always be like this.

ROFL shot at the fans</font>

[Destor]

burn

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol. It'll be past your fans bed times! HA!

[ClockShot]

OH NO HE DIDN'T!

[NeanderCarl]

Is this Vince's new theme from now on? It sucks.

[Corndad]

Here comes the MON-NAY

[HeartBreakMan2k]

It's all about the MMMMMMOOOONNNN-NNNNAAAAYYYYY

[JH]

damn that has to be personal between them 2

[ClockShot]

The password is: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!

[NeanderCarl]

Love the way Vince "improvised" a Street Fight between Cena and Umaga which has been advertised all weekend.

[nailz]

watch raw and win

[NeanderCarl]

If only Cena had read WWE.com, he'd have been prepared. Bad Cena!

[Corndad]

Remember when this was a PPV Main Event.

[NeanderCarl]

Wonder if I can get to 7000 posts during Raw.... 208 to go...

[NeanderCarl]

Or I might go to bed...

[Afterlife]

NOw that was a "conversation" I liked. It was also great watching Cena go all pumped up about Raw while Trips just stared at him.

[Xerzes]

Sleep is for the weak.

[KingofOldSchool]

I bet Jobmanga loses.

[Xerzes]

Spoiler: Umanga likes donuts.

Edit: Oh, and Cena wins.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I wish I could win MOOOONNN-NNNAAAAYYYY just by watching Raw tonight :(

[parkmania]

Why, when there are steel chairs, would Cena grab a MICROPHONE?!?!

[KingofOldSchool]

LET'S GO MANGA!

*clap*

*clap*

*clap*

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Spoiler: Umanga likes donuts.

Edit: Oh, and Cena wins.


Another Spoiler: I like donuts too.

[nailz]

do you think wwe supplies the tape for his spike thumb?

[NeanderCarl]

Hard to believe there was a time when Umaga would have made a credible WWE champion.

[KingofOldSchool]

That totally missed

[Xerzes]

Hard to believe there was a time when Umaga would have made a credible WWE champion.

There wasn't. He always sucked.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Why, when there are steel chairs, would Cena grab a MICROPHONE?!?!

He knew the pen was mightier than the sword so in theory... the mic is more powerful than the chair?! :wtf:

[NeanderCarl]

do you think wwe supplies the tape for his spike thumb?

Umaga travels to Japan once a month for the special Japanese thumb tape which is stronger than your average tape. (What? They make the best computers in the world, you think they can't make the best tape??)

WWE covers his travel and accommodation, but Umaga has to plump for the tape out of his own pocket. I believe it may be tax deductable though.

If he buys it in bulk.... ah fuck it, just shut up.

[nailz]

he could be champ for a week

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I gotta be honest, had he FU'd Manga onto the stairs I would marked out.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'M SHOCKED!

[nailz]

Umaga travels to Japan once a month for the special Japanese thumb tape which is stronger than your average tape. (What? They make the best computers in the world, you think they can't make the best tape??)

WWE covers his travel and accommodation, but Umaga has to plump for the tape out of his own pocket. I believe it may be tax deductable though.

If he buys it in bulk.... ah fuck it, just shut up.
:( sad

[KingofOldSchool]

lol is Cena DA UNDATAKAH now?

[ClockShot]

Oh. They removed the tone.

[Corndad]

I see Vince didn't learn how to dial over the week.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, where did there the cool phone from last week go? lol.

[Corndad]

Doesnt he know his own name lol

[KingofOldSchool]

ha

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Denzel makes me angry.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Denzel is the new Trish Stratus

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I am so madly in love with Maria and I've never met her. It is sad.

[Corndad]

bikini contest

[ClockShot]

What the fuck? You gotta jump through hoops to get the MONNNNNNNN-NNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh yay...I think

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Dude I woulda barked for that much MMMOOONN-NNAAAAYYY

[McLegend]

Who the fuck is Eve Torres?

[Corndad]

Please let this end in Beth Phoenix killing all the Divas then Mickie coming out bikini and all and kicking ass. I swear to god I dreamed that last week lol

[Xerzes]

DiBiase was way better at it. Denzel should have a basketball Vince can kick.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Who the fuck is Eve Torres?

One of the diva search losers who won anyway i think.

[Theo Dious]

Hard to believe there was a time when Umaga would have made a credible WWE champion.

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There was???

[KingofOldSchool]

Spoiler: Ashley wins this stupid thing

[nailz]

wait for it

[Theo Dious]

If that dude had been on the ball, when Vince asked his favorite animal, he'd have said a wolverine.

[KingofOldSchool]

One of the diva search losers who won anyway i think.

No, she was the one who actually really won.

[NeanderCarl]

One of the diva search losers who won anyway i think.

Doesn't it usually go that all the losers are winners except the winner who is usually the loser?

[Destor]

I'm so gonna win tonight, you guys have no idea.

[McLegend]

One of the diva search losers who won anyway i think.

That explains why I don't know her.

[Juan]

My vote's in.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

No, she was the one who actually really won.

I stand by my statement, diva search loser who won.

[Corndad]

HAAS LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

HAAS FTW

[NeanderCarl]

No, she was the one who actually really won.

Has she been around the entire time? Or is this her debut/return?

[ClockShot]

Haas again?

Are his days numbered?

[Corndad]

BOO YA!!!

[Jura]

Has she been around the entire time? Or is this her debut/return?
Mostly on SD!

[Xerzes]

Boo...yah?

[NeanderCarl]

Charlie should be given a coke addict gimmick.

[KingofOldSchool]

BOI! BOI! BOI!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

BOOYAH BOOOYYYYAAAAHHHH BOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Afterlife]

Holy shit -- Haas gets to talk!

[Jura]

Maryse is my girlfriend.

[NeanderCarl]

I think Charlie needs to be getting a refund on those elocution lessons Val Venis gave him.

[ClockShot]

Haas reminds me of Brucie from GTA 4 right about now.

[Corndad]

BOO YA!

[NeanderCarl]

I'd love a meaningful one night relationship with Maryse... maybe with one of those Velvet Sky brown bags over her head. Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.

[KingofOldSchool]

YAY!

[Destor]

Layla is so hot

[Afterlife]

lmao that Jillian keeps the robe on.

[Theo Dious]

I think Charlie needs to be getting a refund on those elocution lessons Val Venis gave him.

Goldust got electrocuted, not Venis. :roll: ......................... :shifty:

[Linkbowler]

This would be so much hotter without the bikinis.

[Corndad]

Wheres Mickie.

[KingofOldSchool]

I missed the days where Santino would interrupt this.

[Jura]

Maria should be heel since she acts like she's all that recently.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Eve actually has some of the sexiest legs I think I've ever seen.

[NeanderCarl]

So Haas + a verbal presenting role = why??

[Xerzes]

"One hundred thousand dollars to..Destro? The hell?"

[Destor]

:D

[ClockShot]

Lame.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Melina

[NeanderCarl]

Haas > Coach

[Kalyx triaD]

Melina's hot. Maria's garbage. Layla's talented (go figure). And Jillian's entertaining.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm sure HBK's training regime includes putting people in the Sharpshooter.

[Corndad]

Gonna be an interesting IC title match.

[Corndad]

Hacksaw? lol in a Tux?? the hell?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Special indeed.

[KingofOldSchool]

Jim cleaned up.

[NeanderCarl]

Hacksaw Jim Buggin'. STILL employed, 15 years after he was totally washed up.

[Corndad]

HAHA leave a message lol

[Linkbowler]

This guy's gonna be pissed.

[ClockShot]

Bummer.

[KingofOldSchool]

That guy's gonna kill himself. lol

[ClockShot]

DX ROLLED!

[Corndad]

Anwser!

[KingofOldSchool]

lol D-X ringtone

[HeartBreakMan2k]

HOLY SHIT! That was hilarious!

I might kill myself when i got that message.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol what a douche

[KingofOldSchool]

He sounded like some 16 year old backyard wrestler

[PapaGeorgio]

What is the password in case I win?

[NeanderCarl]

I guess "suck it" doesn't fit into the WWE's new TV-PG category.

:roll:

It was good enough for them when WCW was kicking their ass though.

[Destor]

Watch RAW and win Papa

[Destor]

(I shouldn't help you since you haven't vote dfor me in KotF)

[PapaGeorgio]

TV-PG, my kind of TV.

[PapaGeorgio]

Well why do you think I voted against you, cause you don't fucking help me.

[KingofOldSchool]

What is the password in case I win?

If they didn't call you an hour ago, you won't win.

[Destor]

I VOTED FOR YOU

[Afterlife]

Hahaha, Vince was utterly delighted to leave that "You lose" message. :lol:

[Destor]

How do you know they are screenign the calls KoOS?

[NeanderCarl]

Where are Vince McMahon's balls the size of grapefruits??

Shit, I hope this kid-orientated obsession goes the way of the "classier Divas" idea from last year. Raw hasn't just lost its edge, it's positively blunt.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

HOLY SHIT! I still can't believe he just left a fucking message.

HOLYSHIT

[PapaGeorgio]

I'm sure I voted for you along the way at some point. But still protest as I tied the first round, but do to a miscount I got fucked and didn't advance. So if you win, you will never know if you really won cause I could have won (but not really, which is why I said I'd just bow out knowing I wouldn't win)

[KingofOldSchool]

GUESS WHO GOT JOBBER DUTY?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I mean.... he could have just hung up the phone!! he... he like... just caused someone to commit murder or suicide.

Also lol at Jeff beating Triple H last week and fighting carlito this week.

[ClockShot]

Hey Carlito. Thanks for coming.

[PapaGeorgio]

Don't expect to win, more curious as to what stupid password they came up with. Should be WWF New York, in honor of the greatest restaurant ever. Always wanted to visit that place...

[KingofOldSchool]

Being busted for drugs twice = Okay

Talking bad about Triple H = BAD

[NeanderCarl]

Why does WWE always try to placate Carlito when he's unhappy with a nice, reassuring loss to Jeff Hardy?

[Xerzes]

Is that ref new?

[NeanderCarl]

Is that ref new?

It's Nunzio.

[ClockShot]

Meh.

[Theo Dious]

That was a fucking awesome match.

[Destor]

It's Nunzio.
You have to joking

[KingofOldSchool]

Hardy wears those long sleeve shirts because he is a cutter.

[NeanderCarl]

I bet McMahon thinks a million dollars is a bargain to justify appearing 10 times on Raw every week.

[ClockShot]

Bill Gates? Or is it Warren Buffet?

[Theo Dious]

Wow. That guy is a better anthem singer than half the people who sing at baseball games.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol what a moron

[Theo Dious]

Hardy wears those long sleeve shirts because he is a cutter.

Uh, yeah. He's an emo dork. Goes without saying.

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho forgot his belt

[NeanderCarl]

McMahon's been pretty rude to these people on the phone. Arrogant fucker. No wonder he hasn't got a clue what people want, he's up in the clouds.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

ol. Even Vince was thinking "wow, you were born on the same day as the next shitty ppv we do..... and you're excited... k, you're a loser fuck off"

[ClockShot]

McMahon's been pretty rude to these people on the phone. Arrogant fucker. No wonder he hasn't got a clue what people want, he's up in the clouds.

I'm waiting for someone to snap back and say "Who the fuck is this?"

[Fabien Barthez]

Sound's like Monday Night Medium-Well is a swell show.

I'm just pissed off I missed that Classic MSG show they put on before it.

I haven't, and won't be watching it tonight. Carl seems to just sum up my entire thoughts on the product more and more with every post.

[KingofOldSchool]

ol. Even Vince was thinking "wow, you were born on the same day as the next shitty ppv we do..... and you're excited... k, you're a loser fuck off"

He was going to say "Night of Champions won't be as good as Victory Road!"

[NeanderCarl]

New Year's Revolution was on my birthday one year. I think it ruined my day.

[KingofOldSchool]

....IT....WASN'T...MY...FAULT!

[Corndad]

Tell em Jericho!

[Theo Dious]

McMahon's been pretty rude to these people on the phone. Arrogant fucker. No wonder he hasn't got a clue what people want, he's up in the clouds.

Tell that to 450.

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho is the new Bret Hart

[Destor]

Jericho heel turn is complete

[ClockShot]

If Snitsky came out to that theme, it would be justified.

[NeanderCarl]

Carl seems to just sum up my entire thoughts on the product more and more with every post.

:D

[Theo Dious]

WWE presents: Chris Jericho heel turn, take seventy-eight.

[Theo Dious]

Bring out Marty Jannetty!!!!!!11

[Theo Dious]

Probably just get a teaser music cue though.

[NeanderCarl]

Well, well...

[Linkbowler]

The hell?

[Corndad]

FLAIR!!!!!!

[Destor]

FLAIR

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOOOO!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

HOLY SHIT! It's the Nature BOY!

[Theo Dious]

Well, we've all been waiting for this ever since WM.

[ClockShot]

Uh huh. My ass he's retired.

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[NeanderCarl]

Ric... PLEASE have another match and piss all over the best retirement the wrestling business has ever gifted anyone.

Break??? WTF?

[Theo Dious]

MAN TITS!!!!

[Afterlife]

No! Not him! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Uh huh. My ass he's retired.

He's got a new DVD coming out to shill.

[Linkbowler]

Oh, great. Now they're going to come back to a Khali/Mike Knox match in progress.

[NeanderCarl]

If Flair wrestles again, he gets no more sympathy or benefit of the doubt from me.

[NeanderCarl]

Like he cares!

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd mark if Flair ends up agreeing with Jericho.

[Fabien Barthez]

OK. TV on :D

[NeanderCarl]

That camera angle is not fair to Flair. You gotta be fair to Flair. For fair Flair is as fair as the fairest... whatever.

[Theo Dious]

Let's get Batista out here to bomb Flair.

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho is going to jump through a car window.

[Corndad]

Bet HBKs in parking lot.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Yeah, if Flair wrestles again I don't want to hear shit about him at all. Shawn and the rest of the WWE gave him the greatest retirement the industry ever could give. The best final match, followed by the most grandiose send off and if he wrestler he just pisses all over all of that.

[NeanderCarl]

Is HBK gonna be backstage?

[Linkbowler]

Hooray pre-taped segments!

[ClockShot]

Is the Great Salt Lake behind this joint or something?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I would have marked out if HBK had just superkicked Jericho when the door opened.

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho is going to get locked outside.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Triple H is the man.

[Xerzes]

Knight in chiming armor.

[Fabien Barthez]

And TV off :(

[KingofOldSchool]

Triple H wanted a reason to BERRIEZ Jericho

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I woulda marked out if Trips had walked away and then you see Flair banging on the door trying to get back in :D

[Theo Dious]

Hm. The Tedious one is intrigued.

[NeanderCarl]

The pussification of Ric Flair is complete.

Last time we saw him: bawling like a baby.

This time: picking fights and getting the bigger boys to finish them for him, hightailing it out of the back door of the arena not to be seen again.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I just realised there is a bunch of stuff that would make me mark out.

Hell, Hancock is making me mark out.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Hellboy II definently makes me mark out 8)

[NeanderCarl]

I woulda marked out if Trips had walked away and then you see Flair banging on the door trying to get back in :D

Would have been fittingly symbolic.

[Destor]

sig post

[NeanderCarl]

How the fuck did Flair break into a massive sweat just by walking to the ring and dropping an elbow?

[ClockShot]

Throw his ass out, Vince.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

He made Flair leave?! Cunt

[ClockShot]

BROOKLYN BROOKLYN!

[NeanderCarl]

Another non-title match? Or are Cryme Tyme finally cashing in that World tag team title shot they won in January 2007?

[ClockShot]

Ted DiBiase Jr. wins the Tag Titles in another week.

[KingofOldSchool]

.....uhhhh what?