WWE Night of Champions Thread (Fox's First)

[Fox]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/7322726

I ordered it. Sup.

[Volare]

I was just about to start one of thsse....but I'm lazy and it would suck anyways...lets enjoy this damn thing!!

[Volare]

Now only to find the Sop site for it :)

[NeanderCarl]

Evenin', all.

[Fox]

We're live and it's J.R. on play by play welcoming us to Night of Champions from Houston. He's hanging out with Mick at ringside and we go to the ring for the opening contest.

[Londoner]

anyone got a link to this online?

[KingofOldSchool]

anyone got a stream?

[Fox]

Match 1: John Morrison & The Miz (C) vs. Hornswoggle & Finlay

[NeanderCarl]

Way to go, put the card filler match on first, really get the crowd going...

[Londoner]

lol wow, glad i didnt bother ordering this.

[Fox]

Glad they're getting the joke match out of the way first, tbh.

Pretty boring set. Remember the days when they had big elaborate sets that matched the PPV title? This one looks like RAW.

[Volare]

Everyone loves the Swog...except for those of us that want to punt him 50 yards into the upper deck.

[Fox]

Finlay and Morrison to start. They circle each other and lock up, Finlay taking advantage first with a big shoulder block and European uppercut. He gets a 1 count from a stiff lariat and follows up with a scoop slam and elbow drop, and then a laterial clutch.

[parkmania]

BTW, so much for "J.R. no shows tonight's PPV"

[NeanderCarl]

Let's have Hornwoggle The Title Killer win the WWE Tag Team title so they can discontinue that too.

Hang on... Morrison and Miz, and Finlay and Horny are all ECW guys... so why are JR and Foley calling this one?

Now that I wrote that, wasn't there an old manager called JR Foley?

[Londoner]

hah i forgot we get the first 10 mins live on sky box office 2 mins left now

[ClockShot]

Your Tipsters leader has arrived. Ended up ordering this.

I'll be in and out, dog is acting crazy tonight.

[Fox]

Morrison takes control by smashing Finlay's face into the turnbuckle. Finlay goes to the floor and Morrison leaps over at him, but nuts himself on the ring apron. Awesome.

[Volare]

I would've laughed at that....then again remembering last year I can see it now "Jim Ross Burns Down BBQ" in the headlines.

[Xerzes]

Hooray. Abs and Fail vs. Stick and Fail.

[Fox]

M&M take control. They drop Finlay outside and corner Horny inside, but Finlay comes for the save and the challengers take advantage with tandem offense. Finlay is still the legal man as the champs lay outside.

[Volare]

I want the lead now dammit...Im sick of sitting in the top 5 the whole damn season!

[Fox]

Morrison hits a dropkick on the apron to Finlay and the champions take control.

[parkmania]

Carl, I think JR and Foley are calling the match because it's for the tag belts that technically belong on SD!.

[ClockShot]

I want the lead now dammit...Im sick of sitting in the top 5 the whole damn season!

I AIN'T GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!

[ClockShot]

Bullshit.

[Gertner]

fuck i hate that midget

[Fox]

Horny tags in and hits a tornado head scissors on Miz, a stunner, and a big bulldog for a 2 count.

[Fox]

Morrison hits Horny for some bigh eat, and the champions take control on the midget. LOL.

[NeanderCarl]

Carl, I think JR and Foley are calling the match because it's for the tag belts that technically belong on SD!.

But the rules of the draft stated titles will travel between shows along with their owners, hence why the US title is now on ECW.

Whoever wins this match, the titles will be around the waists of an ECW team.

[Volare]

Anyone yet with the link?

[Fox]

But the rules of the draft stated titles will travel between shows along with their owners, hence why the US title is now on ECW.

Whoever wins this match, the titles will be around the waists of an ECW team.

Do YOU think it's a smart move to have Tazz and Adamle open a PPV?

Exactly.

[ClockShot]

NO NO NO!

[Volare]

Jamakin me Crazy!

[ClockShot]

Nice.

[Fox]

Finlay hits the Celtic Cross on Morrison and tags to Horny, but Miz interferes and knocks Finlay out. Morrison slams Hornswoggle from the top rope and covers him for the 3 count to retain the tag titles.

[parkmania]

I just really hope tonight isn't the 2nd Annual Night of Champions Retaining.

[Fox]

Chavo vs. Matt Hardy up next.

[Volare]

Sopcast 55995 from what I've read online so-far.

[ClockShot]

Ring announcer looks out of place with that suit he's sportin'.

[Fox]

Giant pop for Matt Hardy. He's fucking OVER.

[KingofOldSchool]

http://www.channelsurfing.net/watch-online-tv.php?w=eminem15

[Theo Dious]

Giant pop for Matt Hardy. He's fucking OVER.

lol JR putting over Smackdown so hard. I would give so much for Foley to be like "didnt you say you wanted to quit?"

[Fox]

JR and Mick are announcing the US Title match as well. Weird.

[NeanderCarl]

ANOTHER ECW match being called by JR and Foley

[NeanderCarl]

Jinx.

[Theo Dious]

JR and Mick are announcing the US Title match as well. Weird.

I think we're working under the supposition that "the Draft takes full effect at the end of tonight."

[NeanderCarl]

Well Matt Hardy has broken the tradition of a top SmackDown star being demoted to ECW in the draft and no-showing a title match at Night Of Champions to go on a murderous suicidal rampage.

The bloody spoilsport.

[parkmania]

I wonder if Taz and Adamle are even there. They haven't been introduced yet (that I saw), and the only other match they would potentially call is the ECW Championship match.

[Theo Dious]

God I miss JBL at the booth.

[Juan]

Why are JR and Foley calling an ECW match?

[NeanderCarl]

I wonder if Taz and Adamle are even there. They haven't been introduced yet (that I saw), and the only other match they would potentially call is the ECW Championship match.

They are at ringside.

[Fox]

Good match so far.

[Volare]

Cause JR is EXTREEEEEEEME!!!



I really don't know honestly.

[Fox]

I think we're working under the supposition that "the Draft takes full effect at the end of tonight."

So who calls the WWE Title match? Cole and King or JR and Foley?

[The Optimist]

It's as if the US Title were a Smackdown belt. This is so strange.

[NeanderCarl]

What happened to the whole "honouring past champions" angle for this PPV? I thought they were bringing in some of the old crowd this year again.

[ClockShot]

Yessir.

[Fox]

Matt wins with the twist of fate in dominating fashion.

[Theo Dious]

Awesome match. :y::y:

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice counter into the TWIST OF FATE

[parkmania]

I gotta sign off. Wife needs the Compy 486 to do work. Enjoy the rest of the show, guys.

[Juan]

Damn, nice match.

[Theo Dious]

GOD DAMMIT WHY IS MATT BEING HELPED TO THE BACK

[ClockShot]

Here we go again.

[Volare]

ECW Title...WTF build it up a small bit.

[ClockShot]

Mizark gonna win this.

[KingofOldSchool]

SOMEBODIES GONNA GET THEIR WIG SPLIT

[Volare]

Is it just me...or does Mizark Henry look like a fatter Kimbo Slice

[Juan]

Somebody gon' get they ass kicked

[KingofOldSchool]

GOD DAMMIT WHY IS MATT BEING HELPED TO THE BACK

...selling his knee maybe?

[ClockShot]

All these signs I see tonight, seems like WWE staff handed them out to random people.

[KingofOldSchool]

HOSS-A-MANIA

[Volare]

First clever thing Mike said all night "Kane delivers the pain"

[ClockShot]

SABERTOOTH TIGER!

[ClockShot]

Kane legit hurt?

[Volare]

I call Kane is selling it....since he's on RAW now.

[KingofOldSchool]

HAVE MERCY!

[Outsider]

Great, piss break match so early I haven't had a chance to drink enough beer to need a piss.

Is Kane injured?

[Juan]

Looks like Kane hurt his back. Looks legit.

[Mr. JL]

anyone have a sopcast that works?

[Theo Dious]

BROADCASTING TABLE KIND OF THING

[Juan]

LOL @ Adamle. "Our announce thing"

[KingofOldSchool]

lol @ Adamle and Tazz

[Outsider]

Kane back in. Hope he's just sprained his belly fat or something.

[ClockShot]

Somebody better go through the ring.

[Volare]

told ya :)

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Volare]

TIPSTERS POINTS Wooot!!!

[Fox]

Sigh. Henry splashes Kane for the win.

[KingofOldSchool]

Well I'll be damned...

[Juan]

Fuck Mark Henry :(

[Theo Dious]

If I hadnt been expecting this I would be pissed off.

[KingofOldSchool]

Henry found his dinner for tonight...

[Outsider]

The worst ECW champion ever.

[St. Jimmy]

sop://broker.sopcast.com:3912/29995 < Great Link.

[Volare]

Amazing Kong...I mean Mark Henry ECW champ...sweet

[Fox]

Vince McMahon was ECW Champion.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Fuck you, Michael Hayes</font> :o

[KingofOldSchool]

HENRY IS EXTREME

[Outsider]

Vince McMahon was ECW Champion.

Vince has entertained me once or twice.

Henry has never.

[KingofOldSchool]

"Batista will not have the ability to challenge for the World Title again."

...Don't tell that to Batista.

[ClockShot]

Nope.

[KingofOldSchool]

They are building to WM 25

[ClockShot]

Here we go.

Money Inc. 2.0

[Volare]

CM Punk won't use it tonite...I know it.

[Theo Dious]

Oooh mystery time!

[Outsider]

This could be entertaining.

Could be. Won't be.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Punk would get killed

[Fox]

Okay, World Tag Title time, moment of truth.

[ClockShot]

Bobcore and CAWdy got matching ring attire.

Maybe I called this match wrong.

[Fox]

lol Punk would get killed

lol ya. he can't even beat Kennedy on a regular basis, let alone John Cena, whose beaten fucking everybody.

[Fox]

Bobcore and CAWdy got matching ring attire.

Maybe I called this match wrong.

red herring?

[ClockShot]

Alright. Everybody rate this music on a scale of 1-10.

[Theo Dious]

What is that feeling I'm...

...holy shit Im actually excited.

[Juan]

Is Trevor Murdoch singing Ted's theme?

[CSL]

DiBiase's music is pretty terrible

[Fox]

dibiase says his partner is on his way if they can just wait 10 minutes.

[Outsider]

Yeah it's gonna be Cody.

[Theo Dious]

lol "My partner just texted me."

[Juan]

OK, so Cody is turning.

[Volare]

It's Cody.

[Fox]

the ref says to forfeit and dibiase says to start the match and his partner will be here. hmm. i think its pretty obvious what's going to happen.

[KingofOldSchool]

Rhodes is going to turn on Holly mid match

[CSL]

It's Cody

[Theo Dious]

Yeah it's gonna be Cody.

Definitely now. Demanding Holly.

[Volare]

HA Bonus Points time

[Fox]

DDT on Holly by Rhodes.

[ClockShot]

Or I might be right on.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>CAWdy turning</font> :cool:

[KingofOldSchool]

TOLD YA

[ClockShot]

MILLION DOLLAR DREAM!

[Outsider]

Yeah it's gonna be Cody.

God you're insightful, always correct and probably really good in bed.

[St. Jimmy]

CAWdy HEEL TURN!

[Fox]

Million Dollar Dream into a russian legsweep as Dibiase's finish. Not bad I guess. He should go the other way and make it like the stroke.

[Theo Dious]

That was aweseome and I am now officially a fan of these guys.

[Fox]

They both need some decent music if this thing is going to work.

[Volare]

Oh god please start a stable with these 2

[Theo Dious]

Ummm... didnt MNM win tag team gold in their debut?

[KingofOldSchool]

I was the first one to say that this was going to happen and no one believed me.

[Theo Dious]

And wasnt Cole fucking commentating?

[Theo Dious]

Incidentally, Rhodes may have just become the first man in history to win a belt from himself.

[Volare]

And I like the theme...it's catchy.

[Juan]

That was aweseome and I am now officially a fan of these guys.

[Fox]

Incidentally, Rhodes may have just become the first man in history to win a belt from himself.

Jericho won the IC Title from half of himself at Royal Rumble 2000; the other half being held by Chyna. Hardcore Holly was involved in that match as well.

[KingofOldSchool]

BITCHTITS

[ClockShot]

Wow. I'd like to see Todd take a header out that window right now.

[NeanderCarl]

The CAWdy turn was far too obvious.

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL is champion of pizza eating

[ClockShot]

Yeah. And why the fuck are you still working here? Been asking that for a while now.

[St. Jimmy]

Being advantageous does not make you a champion.

[ClockShot]

Stars didn't do to bad this year.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Mark Cuban burn

[KingofOldSchool]

Stars didn't do to bad this year.

They didn't win the Cup.

[Theo Dious]

So is it time for the new Cunts championship to debut yet?

[St. Jimmy]

*sigh* Heel Heat.

[ClockShot]

They didn't win the Cup.

Did better than the 'Boys and Mavs.

[Boondock Saint]

Segment should be called "Killing Time with JBL"

[Outsider]

So who is this gonna be then?

[ClockShot]

And the mystery challenger is...............

[Theo Dious]

Jericho won the IC Title from half of himself at Royal Rumble 2000; the other half being held by Chyna. Hardcore Holly was involved in that match as well.

Meh, Jericho retained it, Chyna lost it. Or rather, Jericho won the second half from Chyna and Chyna lost that half.

[Boondock Saint]

IC Title match now.

[Theo Dious]

PLEASE GOD DO NOT NET REY MYSTERIO COME OUT

[Fox]

And it's.......

Jericho. On the mic.

[Outsider]

PLEASE GOD DO NOT NET REY MYSTERIO COME OUT

That was my guess.

Or just HBK.

[ClockShot]

Aw fuck. There goes my bonus points.

[Theo Dious]

PLEASE JUST BE SOMEONE GOOD

[Outsider]

Kofi Kingston.

Ok, I guess that works.

[SammyG]

lol Kofi Kingston

[ClockShot]

Uh huh. Jamacian me crazy gets the nod.

[Fox]

Kofi

[Juan]

COFFEE~!

[Fox]

WWE's version of Jay Lethal.

[KingofOldSchool]

COFFEE FOR CHAMPION

[NeanderCarl]

Koko B. Kingston!

[Theo Dious]

JAMAICAN ME ...................... bored.

[CSL]

Kofi is great. His theme is even better. Wouldn't be suprised if he went over here via HBK superkick

[Fox]

Heel Jericho is fucking awesome.

[Fox]

Good match so far.

[Fox]

Flying black penis attack from Kofi.

[ClockShot]

*yawn*

[SammyG]

This match is wayyyyyy too long.

[Fox]

"Boring!" chants. Not good.

[SammyG]

Also, I am thinkin I shoulda picked HHH in Tipsters, and Batista, since I guess they are gonna be having the Raw/Smackdown titles switching.

[Juan]

This match is wayyyyyy too long.

[Fox]

The shitty thing is that I know these two could put on an awesome match if they were allowed to go all out.

[ClockShot]

HBK!

[SammyG]

OMG OLD SCHOOL LIONTAMER YESSSSSSSS

[NeanderCarl]

Proper lion tamer!! :eek:

[ClockShot]

BULLSHIT?!

[SammyG]

OMG WHAT KINGSTON WINS

[Fox]

Kofi with a roundhouse kick to the face of Jericho for the win. New Intercontinental Champion.

[NeanderCarl]

New champ and the crowd approved with a nice pop, even after chanting boring throughout.

[Juan]

OMG OLD SCHOOL LIONTAMER YESSSSSSSS

Best part of the match!

[KingofOldSchool]

COFFEE!!!

[Fox]

It should have been Punk.

[Fox]

Jericho gon' get some revenge.

[KingofOldSchool]

It should have been Punk.

Punk doesn't need it.

[ClockShot]

Faker.

[Theo Dious]

FUCKING BORING.

[SammyG]

LOL @ Michaels selling that

[Fox]

lol he clearly kicked him in the hand.

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho should jam a shard of glass in HBK's eye.

[Fox]

Sheena vs. Haitch.

[KingofOldSchool]

WWE Presets: Night of Color...where every title is won by a person of color

Sponosred by Michael P.S. Hayes new song "I'm more of a ****** than you."

[Outsider]

Still two Diva matches to go :(

[KingofOldSchool]

Still two Diva matches to go :(

The Smackdown supposedly isn't going to happen.

[Fox]

that commercial sucked.

[ClockShot]

What the fuck.

Tiger Woods up his price?

[SammyG]

That's my razor, WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Outsider]

Oh great, piss break and my housemate is in the loo :mad:

[SammyG]

I loved it how Cole tried to squeeze in the fact that the commercial was shot before Vince's injury.

[KingofOldSchool]

PEANUT BUTTER MICKIE TIME!

[Outsider]

The Smackdown supposedly isn't going to happen.

?

[ClockShot]

Take a picture. Katie Lea got new ring attire.

[Fox]

lol. WWE great american BASH!

[KingofOldSchool]

?

The Smackdown diva match, you know what I meant.

[ClockShot]

Ow.

[Outsider]

The Smackdown diva match, you know what I meant.

Sorry, the '?' was meant to in one go ask both how this is known and why this change has been made at such a late stage to the card.

Maybe I should have just typed that instead and then this post would not have been needed.

+1.

[Fox]

Mickie really sold that shit.

[ClockShot]

Paul. Make yourself useful and end this match.

[Fox]

Cool.... kind of. Not really.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I had Kofi Kingston in Tipsters originally as Jericho's opponent, but changed it to Jamie Noble because I figured they made him the first pick to RAW for a reason. How wrong I was. I also had Henry taking the ECW Title, until I figured that the WWE wouldn't be so stupid as to put the belt on Mark Henry. How wrong I was.

[St. Jimmy]

WWE likes to suck off shinedown pretty hard, don't they?

[St. Jimmy]

Mick is pretty great at the booth.

[ClockShot]

World Heavyweight, Diva Battle Royale, WWE Championship.

Is that all that's left on the card, or am I missing one.

[St. Jimmy]

Edge is the man.

[Juan]

Justin Roberts looks better in a black suit.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Come on Dave, win your match so Cena doesn't have to</font> :(

[SammyG]

Thinking Bats is gonna win, and then HHH is gonna win. Fuck.

[Mr. Nerfect]

If the World Heavyweight Title goes to RAW, I hope Edge retains against Batista, and then CM Punk wins the belt with his title shot. Then Batista can get all angry and jealous with CM Punk, turn heel, and the two can feud.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kane is working with Batista at house shows, apparently, so one of them might be turning. RAW needs one of its babyfaces to switch sides.

[CSL]

I'm pretty sure Dancing Dave isn't going over here

[SammyG]

lol the turnbuckle isn't made of barbeque sauce

[Mr. Nerfect]

If I were Edge, I'd get my lackies to come out and attack Dancin' Dave. He wins via disqualification, but as he is not scheduled for further SmackDown! competition, he is no threat to the title.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The thing about this match, is that if Edge retains, and something doesn't go down, like Punk cashing in, it is obvious Cena is going over in the main event.

[Theo Dious]

Nice midair by Edge.

[Theo Dious]

Batista totally ripped that off from Nash.

[ClockShot]

What the hell?

[ClockShot]

YES!

[DaVe]

Lol, this match has gone from being a decent wrestling match to... wtf, Vickie actually took a large bump!

[SammyG]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO EDGE

[SammyG]

This means Cena wins, as well! Aaaaweesssomeeeeeeee.

[NeanderCarl]

Cena's winning.

Unless they plan for Punk to cash in and bring one of the straps to Raw tonight/at a later date.

[CSL]

They did not need music and all for Chavo

And it looks like Vicky's gonna spend another few months in a wheelchair

Also, I wouldn't say that Cena going over in the main is a dead cert

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Looks like Cena wins and we get a Batista heel turn. Fucking Cena.</font>

[SammyG]

Actually wait... what if HHH wins and CM Punk cashes in and wins?!

[NeanderCarl]

I doubt they'd put a top strap on Punk though. Maybe they will have a crisis meeting on Raw when they don't have a top belt, and conspire to get the MITB contract away from Punk so they can send a top gun over to SD to save face for the brand.

[CSL]

I would actually be suprised if Cena went over

[KingofOldSchool]

YOU SUCK BATISTA!