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KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 08:19 PM
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Preview:Slight of champions
June 30, 2008

After Night of Champions, where Raw Superstars suffered three prominent losses, the Monday night brand is left with no World Championship. Perhaps more important, though, is the fact that WWE is currently without its Chairman.

During last week’s Draft, WWE Champion Triple H was randomly selected to SmackDown, taking his title with him. On Sunday night, John Cena had a chance to bring the title back to Raw, but was unable to defeat The Game. Similarly, Batista attempted to win Edge’s World Heavyweight Championship, but couldn’t come out on top against the Master Manipulator.

The one World Title that Raw did hold going into Night of Champions was Kane’s ECW Championship, but in a Triple Threat Match against Mark Henry and Big Show, the Big Red Machine lost the gold to the World’s Strongest Man, who will take the championship back to Tuesday nights with him. With Cena, Batista and Kane all unable to win or hold onto gold, where will these three competitors set their focus next?

Another Raw Superstar that suffered a devastating loss at Night of Champions was Chris Jericho, defending his title against surprise opponent, Kofi Kingston. Y2J and the capacity crowd in Dallas were shocked as the Jamaican Superstar made a huge splash in his first match since joining the Raw roster. Another surprise entrance was made by Shawn Michaels, who was unable to compete due to an eye injury. HBK distracted Jericho long enough for Kingston to take control of the match, pinning Y2J. Following the match, Y2J took brutal revenge against HBK, assaulting him outside the ring. With the Intercontinental Championship acting as Raw’s main singles title, will Kingston and his unorthodox style be able to hang onto the championship? And what is in store for Chris Jericho when HBK returns to in-ring competition?

One of Night of Champions’ biggest surprises came during the World Tag Team Championship Match. For weeks, Ted DiBiase had promised to win the gold from champions Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes, along with the help of his mystery partner. On Sunday, the mystery partner was revealed to be Rhodes, who turned on Holly, and helped DiBiase make good on his promise to win a championship in his first WWE match. Why would Rhodes turn against his partner and mentor, and what steps will Hardcore Holly take to get revenge?

While multiple championships changed hands Sunday night, Mr. McMahon’s condition was still unknown following a bizarre accident last week on Raw. At the end of the evening, the stage on which the WWE Chairman stood on collapsed, followed by a ton of lighting equipment crashing down on him, incapacitating Mr. McMahon and causing Million Dollar Mania to be indefinitely suspended. When the McMahon family gives a statement this Monday on Raw, what will we learn about the Chairman’s condition, and how will the landscape of sports-entertainment be affected in Mr. McMahon’s absence?

For the answers to all these questions and more, make sure to tune into Monday Night Raw at 9/8 CT only on USA Network.

Destor
06-30-2008, 08:20 PM
KOFI

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 08:24 PM
Well, I gotta admit, all Benoit jokes aside this year's Night of Champions was a hell of alot better than last years.

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 08:24 PM
Well, I gotta admit, all Benoit jokes aside this year's Night of Champions was a hell of alot better than last years.

At least Mark Henry showed up. :shifty:

thedamndest
06-30-2008, 08:25 PM
Kofi Kingston has just shattered The Mountie's record as Intercontinental Champion with the Biggest Penis by an astonishing 14 inches.

DarKCentaur
06-30-2008, 08:27 PM
His elevated dick is jamacian me crazy :shifty:

Innovator
06-30-2008, 08:31 PM
Someone needs to post Kofi's music, SOS

DarKCentaur
06-30-2008, 08:33 PM
He really does have an awesome theme

DarKCentaur
06-30-2008, 08:33 PM
Unfortunately, I am lazy and will not go searching for, nor link his theme here

DarKCentaur
06-30-2008, 08:34 PM
Therefore, I have nothing to add.

DarKCentaur
06-30-2008, 08:34 PM
.... Kennedy

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 08:34 PM
It's time for a quick beer run before Raw.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 08:35 PM
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DarKCentaur
06-30-2008, 08:35 PM
Are you gonna buy 2000 6-packs?

Destor
06-30-2008, 08:35 PM
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Destor
06-30-2008, 08:35 PM
Thank CSLi Manning

Innovator
06-30-2008, 08:36 PM
S.O.S

I HEAR THEM SHELTON

I HEAR THEM RUNYAN

Innovator
06-30-2008, 08:36 PM
SOS

Innovator
06-30-2008, 08:37 PM
Well we have the rematch tonight, I hope this isn't a 24 hour run

Innovator
06-30-2008, 08:37 PM
And cmon, show of hands, who else marked for the Liontamer last night?

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 08:39 PM
*raises hand*

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 08:39 PM
S.O.S

I HEAR THEM SHELTON

I HEAR THEM RUNYAN

It's Brian, not Runyan. :mad:

thedamndest
06-30-2008, 08:39 PM
And cmon, show of hands, who else marked for the Liontamer last night?

Marked for reading about the Liontamer. :shifty:

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 08:42 PM
*raises hand*

Evil Vito
06-30-2008, 08:44 PM
<font color=goldenrod>*raises hand for the Liontamer*</font>

DarKCentaur
06-30-2008, 08:45 PM
That was a sick Liontamer, I hope he does it more often now

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 08:52 PM
I kinda came when I saw that liontamer.

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 08:58 PM
I have got to feng shui my room so my I can see my computer screen and my tv for moments like this.

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 08:59 PM
And good evening, everybody.

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 08:59 PM
VINCE IS PARALYZED

Innovator
06-30-2008, 08:59 PM
VINCE IS DOWN!

WE HAVE THE BLACK VINCE DOWN

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:00 PM
ZOMG FLASH BACK!!!!

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:00 PM
I have a few friends who asked if it was real because Vince said "I can't feel my legs, Paul."
Silly Marks.

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:00 PM
SHANE-O!!!

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:00 PM
SHANE-O!

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:01 PM
SHANE O MAC

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:01 PM
By that face, he's trying not to laugh.

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:02 PM
WWE IS IN MAJOR CRISIS


















....Triple H is now on Smackdown

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:02 PM
What will Cena bitch about tonight? No title to demand

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:02 PM
I feel like it is 1999 all over again with Mitchell Cole on commentary during Raw

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:02 PM
Happy Trails, J.R.

Linkbowler
06-30-2008, 09:03 PM
Here's to our first J.R.-less RAW in a long time.

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:03 PM
Boomer Sooner!!!

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:03 PM
BOOOMER SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONER

Linkbowler
06-30-2008, 09:03 PM
FUCK ME

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:03 PM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GOOD OL' JR?

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:03 PM
Here's to our first J.R.-less RAW in a long time.
what?

DarKCentaur
06-30-2008, 09:03 PM
What will Cena bitch about tonight? No title to demand

He'll demand to face the winner of Kofi/Jericho

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:04 PM
Evening, all.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:04 PM
Linkbowler, now say there is no way CM Punk will ever be World Champ..

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:04 PM
JBL should come out and kick JR's ass because he's from Oklahoma.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:04 PM
J.R., why the long face?

Oh, of course, Bell's Palsy, sorry.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:04 PM
How is JR getting humiliated in his hometown this time?

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:04 PM
Wow. They love him.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:05 PM
Go on quit on live TV!!!!

Linkbowler
06-30-2008, 09:05 PM
Inno: No.

Come on Heel turn!

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:05 PM
JR's doing his weekly exercise by bowing like that.

DaVe
06-30-2008, 09:05 PM
I feel like it is 1999 all over again with Mitchell Cole on commentary during Raw

YES! Austin's gonna bring the title back to Raw!

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:05 PM
J.R. find your bollocks, and quit right now!!

Johnny Vegas
06-30-2008, 09:05 PM
Where's JR going with this????

Linkbowler
06-30-2008, 09:05 PM
OMG FAKE RAZOR

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:05 PM
I still think Jim Ross could be a great manager. Face or heel, he'd be great.

:lol: @ booing SmackDown!

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:06 PM
Mmmmmmmm. Drinking Mountain Dew Voltage right now. Best of the 3 flavors IMO.

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:06 PM
JR and Lawler are going to have butt sex now.

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:06 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ JR, if you're not here to retire, get your fat barbecue ass off the damn mic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:06 PM
Go on Lawler, cry!

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:07 PM
Michael Cole getting the boo birds

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:07 PM
Cole's practically wanking about going to Raw.

Linkbowler
06-30-2008, 09:07 PM
ClockShot: It's all about Revolution.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:07 PM
Smug fucker.

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:07 PM
Mitchell Cole only works hard when being raped by Heidenreich.

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:07 PM
Is this punishment for his intrawebz temper tantrum?

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:07 PM
Great. A trip down Memory Lane.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:08 PM
Go on, JR, fuck that man over.

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:08 PM
ClockShot: It's all about Revolution.

That's not what everybody who voted on dewmocracy.com think.

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:09 PM
Remember that time Bischoff kicked a cinder block into Ross's fat fucking head? I wish that would happen right now.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:09 PM
Bring back D'Lo tonight, futhamuckers!

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:09 PM
CM Punk should come out and put Ross to sleep.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:09 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:09 PM
EDGE!

Linkbowler
06-30-2008, 09:09 PM
Mobile-homa has no redeeming qualities. None at all.

Turnpikes suck.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:09 PM
ClockShot: It's all about Revolution.

Revolution is a mystery.

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:10 PM
Never been so happy to see Edge.

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:10 PM
YES EDGE IS ON RAW!!!

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:10 PM
Who cares that he's on Smackdown, EDGE BABY!

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:10 PM
Bah Gawd, another humiliation coming up in OKC?

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:11 PM
Punk...DO IT..DO IT NOW

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:11 PM
Come on, bring out Stone Cold, Stun Edge to death, and bring out Punk to cash it in!

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:11 PM
Edge and his two Edge guys in da house.

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:11 PM
Look it's Multiple Man.

Evil Vito
06-30-2008, 09:11 PM
<font color=goldenrod>K so one week in and the draft already means nothing :y:

Watch him job to Cena tonight</font>

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:12 PM
FUCK THE SOONERS

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:12 PM
Edge is right, nobody cares about Cole

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:12 PM
LOL!

Edge is on fire!

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:12 PM
Edge is fucking gold!

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:12 PM
EDGE IS NOW MY FUCKING HERO.

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:12 PM
BBQBOY

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:12 PM
Put that in your blog and post it.

Linkbowler
06-30-2008, 09:13 PM
Edge FTW.

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:13 PM
Can I rep Edge? Like a million times?

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:13 PM
STONECOLDSTONECOLDSTONECOLDEDGEWINSBAHGAWDSPEARSPEAREDGEWINSSTONECOLD

DaVe
06-30-2008, 09:13 PM
EDGE WINS! EDGE WINS! EDGE WINS!

BTW, Edge did an awesome JR impression.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:13 PM
OHHH NO HE DIDN'T!!!

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:13 PM
Even comes the beatdown

Johnny Vegas
06-30-2008, 09:14 PM
Yo, Edge is murdering everyone that has cut a promo on RAW for the first half of the year

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:14 PM
Here comes Cena wanting a title match.

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:15 PM
Yo, Edge is murdering everyone that has cut a promo on RAW for the first half of the year

Not a big statement.....

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:15 PM
dammit

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:15 PM
Cena: me want title match

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:15 PM
God, Edge is losing the title tonight, isn't he?

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:16 PM
RAW is missing the Undertaker. Edge just give away future plans?

Linkbowler
06-30-2008, 09:16 PM
WWE Universe?

EDGE JUST WON $100,000!

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:16 PM
Batista got the controller in his hand right now.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:16 PM
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:16 PM
Gonna be Punk huh?

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:16 PM
CMOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:16 PM
Yeah... here comes Punk.

Linkbowler
06-30-2008, 09:17 PM
Punk. Briefcase.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:17 PM
fuck

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:17 PM
I hope at least that Punk does the cash-in at a PPV and not tonight.

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:17 PM
Punk's not coming out, deal.

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:17 PM
Thank God, if Punk comes out tonight I AM going to vomit.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:17 PM
This feud not done yet?? :roll:

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:17 PM
Yup. Called that one.

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:18 PM
Oh golly.

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:18 PM
....I'd rather have both titles on SmackDown than see Dancin' Dave as the champion on Raw.....

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:18 PM
I recant my earlier statement. I'd rather have Punk.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:18 PM
OH GOD DAMIT FUCK YOU DANCING DAVE

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:18 PM
So, Punk is going to swoop in after this?

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:19 PM
Okay, have Dancin' Dave throw Edge in a blender, and then have Punk come out to cash it in. I'd go with that.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:19 PM
They could have given a big rub to Punk right there, just having him come down to the ring and stare down Edge...fuck

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:19 PM
WWE needs to quit dragging feuds across 5 PPVs . It's not that drawn out feuds aren't a good thing, but when guys face each other 12 times in three months and you're expected to pay to watch it four times, they're taking the piss.

Xerzes
06-30-2008, 09:20 PM
Well, this is pointless.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:20 PM
So, Batista kills Edge now, and then Punk comes out??

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:20 PM
That powerbomb looks so much better when it's not a sit out powerbomb.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:20 PM
Nah, too much sense in that.

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:20 PM
Good Lord. I demand a commercial.

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:20 PM
PUNK IS NOT COMING OUT

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:21 PM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:21 PM
PUNK!!!!!!!

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:21 PM
Hehe.

DarKCentaur
06-30-2008, 09:21 PM
HAHAHAHAHA YES

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:21 PM
I shall now cry.

Linkbowler
06-30-2008, 09:21 PM
BRIEF. FUCKING. CASE.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:21 PM
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:21 PM
THERE IS A GOD!!!!!!!!

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:21 PM
OH SHIT! HE'S GONNA DO IT!

St. Jimmy
06-30-2008, 09:21 PM
lol, irony.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:21 PM
PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:21 PM
Punk's about to become the first guy ever to cash in Money In The Bank and lose??

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:21 PM
CM PUNK!!!!!!!!! THERE IS A GOD!!!!!!!!

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:22 PM
Fuckin' hell.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:22 PM
NO

St. Jimmy
06-30-2008, 09:22 PM
INNO JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK.

DaVe
06-30-2008, 09:22 PM
Wow...

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:22 PM
NO FUCKING WAY

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:22 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Linkbowler
06-30-2008, 09:22 PM
Rematch clause. Edge'll have it back by the end of the night.

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:22 PM
holy shit

Johnny Vegas
06-30-2008, 09:22 PM
OMFG!! LOL

That shit was pretty fucking tight tbh. This reminds me of Jericho back in 2000 against HHH

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:22 PM
GOD I NEED A CIG RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and I don't even smoke)

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:22 PM
FUCKING BLOODY CHRIST NO.

Evil Vito
06-30-2008, 09:22 PM
<font color=goldenrod>*MARKS THE FUCK OUT*</font>

Xerzes
06-30-2008, 09:22 PM
...also kinda pointless. Surreal as it is to see Punk with the big gold belt, they're gonna shit allover this and he's gonna lose his first defense.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:23 PM
Crazy shit right there.

Lots of people predicted it, myself included, but who REALLY thought WWE would go through with it?

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:23 PM
C






















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PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

Jura
06-30-2008, 09:23 PM
OMgoose.

Linkbowler
06-30-2008, 09:23 PM
I'd like to see this continue as much as any of you, but that would mean WWE writers have some sort of sense. It can't happen.

St. Jimmy
06-30-2008, 09:23 PM
Every smark in the world just wet themselves.

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:23 PM
Damn. Hell of a start.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:24 PM
The epitome of a transitional champion right there.

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:24 PM
wow

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:24 PM
Just to clarify, that was a great 20 minutes of programming and a great angle... but god CM Punk is the World Champion and that makes my soul hurt.

Rob
06-30-2008, 09:24 PM
Horrible, horrible, horrible booking right there.

Punk is gonna have one short reign.

Raw is officially the "C" show now.

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:25 PM
I'd like to see this continue as much as any of you, but that would mean WWE writers have some sort of sense. It can't happen.

And giving Dancin' Dave 8 title shots in a row made sense?
The writers don't use logic. Sometimes it pays off, sometimes it doesn't.

Lux
06-30-2008, 09:25 PM
DAMIT CM PUNK IS WORLD CHAMPION

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:25 PM
CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK

Heros Welcome
06-30-2008, 09:25 PM
C M FUCKING PUNK!!!

FUCK THE HATERS!!

McLegend
06-30-2008, 09:25 PM
That was awsome.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:25 PM
CM Spunk is now the top dog in the company. Poor old Koko B. Kingston, that was short lived.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:26 PM
CM PUNK: WORLD CHAMPION

DarKCentaur
06-30-2008, 09:27 PM
The best part of that was CM Punk rushing Lillian and the ref to start the match before Edge recovered

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:27 PM
1ST EVER ROH AND WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!

Lux
06-30-2008, 09:27 PM
MY LIFE IS OVER

St. Jimmy
06-30-2008, 09:27 PM
This means we get Edge vs. Hunter on SmackDown. FANTASTIC.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:27 PM
um.......YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

BigDaddyCool
06-30-2008, 09:27 PM
Holy ass. Punk is a champion?

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:28 PM
Just to highlight how much faith WWE really has in Spunk, they had to have Edge get destroyed by Batista first in order to give him the strap.

DaVe
06-30-2008, 09:28 PM
I'd say Punk is only '2nd-to-top dog', Carl. Triple H is now the clear #1.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:28 PM
FUCK YOU BATISTA, PUNK DID WHAT YOU COULDNT

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:28 PM
He'll lose it at the Bash, but YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:29 PM
WE GO FROM PUNK TO MICKIE, I CREAMED MY PANTS

Johnny Vegas
06-30-2008, 09:29 PM
This RAW has been kicking ass so far :y:

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:29 PM
Dude...last week Kofi and Punk were on ECW

now...

Kofi is the IC Champ

CM Punk is the World Heavyweight Champion

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:29 PM
Jillian.................WHERE'S LAYLA!?

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:30 PM
Gotta love the look on Mickie's face during this.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:30 PM
:lol: Jillian. Yeah, boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Not attractive but her terrible singing gimmick has its moments, thanks to her enthusiasm.

Linkbowler
06-30-2008, 09:30 PM
And giving Dancin' Dave 8 title shots in a row made sense?
The writers don't use logic. Sometimes it pays off, sometimes it doesn't.

Read it again. That was my point.

This whole thing makes too much sense for it to have come from that staff.

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:30 PM
Incidentally, Cole/Lawler is the best commentary team in WWE.

BigDaddyCool
06-30-2008, 09:31 PM
So does Punk have the richest prize in the game now?

Rob
06-30-2008, 09:31 PM
I can't believe how anyone can think this is good booking. The guy has lost like every match since he won the fucking briefcase.

Jeff Hardy has to be kicking himself right now.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:32 PM
Gotta love Mickie

Theo Dious
06-30-2008, 09:32 PM
And this is a great chick match.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:32 PM
I'd say Punk is only '2nd-to-top dog', Carl. Triple H is now the clear #1.

I'm going by the brands. Raw has historically been presented as the clear cut flagship, top brand (and remains so, until SmackDown is presented as superior, which in my view won't happen unless/until it starts airing live). Therefore, the top titlist on the top brand is, on paper, the number one fella in the company.

Not always the case, of course, but technically it's true.

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:33 PM
MICKIE

Destor
06-30-2008, 09:33 PM
Punk's not coming out, deal.lol

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:33 PM
Rey. Please lose the fucking zombie contacts.

St. Jimmy
06-30-2008, 09:33 PM
Can we trade Rey for someone good? Like... uh... A Diva?

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:33 PM
We go from awesome to awesome to meh. Well it was a good run.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:34 PM
I can't believe how anyone can think this is good booking. The guy has lost like every match since he won the fucking briefcase.

Jeff Hardy has to be kicking himself right now.
.....he beat Matt once and Jericho once.....I think

Lux
06-30-2008, 09:35 PM
Ok, my reaction earlier was a bit hasty, i've had a few minutes to think and this is now my current mood....










































































































:mad:

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:35 PM
Samoa Joe is the TNA Champ

Punk is the WHC Champ

pretty tits moment for ROH fans

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:36 PM
So does Punk have the richest prize in the game now?

On paper, yes.
Raw is the A show, and he holds the major title on the A show.

While his title reign, to be totally honest, might be as forgettable as Kahli's, is a shocker, and got a huge reaction from the fans.
The live crowd, the people who love him, and the people who don't are all talking about this. Love it or hate it, on paper, yes.

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:36 PM
lol

What can I say? I set my standards low.

Evil Vito
06-30-2008, 09:37 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Fuck, that might very well be the best opening 30 minutes in Raw history for me</font>

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:38 PM
Rey's not jumping out the sky anymore?

St. Jimmy
06-30-2008, 09:38 PM
OH AWESOME. WE GET TO HEAR MORE FUCKING BUTCHERED SPANISH FROM LILLIAN.

Please kill Rey.

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:39 PM
Who is jobbing to the midget tonight?

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:39 PM
Gay Mysterio, where did that gut come from?

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:39 PM
Who is jobbing to the midget tonight?

Snitsky?

Lux
06-30-2008, 09:39 PM
Rey's not jumping out the sky anymore?

On the bright side he now gets more pyro... kinda like Kofi

St. Jimmy
06-30-2008, 09:39 PM
No, no mic time. STFU and job.

ClockShot
06-30-2008, 09:40 PM
:rofl: at Milton Bradley just now.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:40 PM
Turn heel, Gey.

Lux
06-30-2008, 09:40 PM
*snore*

Lux
06-30-2008, 09:40 PM
SANTINO

BigDaddyCool
06-30-2008, 09:40 PM
Rey sucks, he can't cut a promo worth a shit.

St. Jimmy
06-30-2008, 09:41 PM
SANTINO! YES!

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:41 PM
SANTINO JUST SAVED THE SEGMENT

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:41 PM
Who is jobbing to the midget tonight?

Duh!

Lux
06-30-2008, 09:41 PM
WTF is up with the facial hair

FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:41 PM
Santino and Rey.....

"This one goes out to all the people who believed that CM Punk going over Edge for the world title could be the worst thing to happen on Raw!"

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:41 PM
Santaco?

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:41 PM
Nice moustache, Santino. The Al Snow trailer park scum look just never goes out of style.

Xerzes
06-30-2008, 09:41 PM
Well, I guess jobbing to Mysterio is better than jobbing to the guy Jimmy Kimmel put his ass on.

St. Jimmy
06-30-2008, 09:42 PM
YOU'RE NOT THE BAT MAN!

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:42 PM
No, Rey just looks like he 8.

Lux
06-30-2008, 09:42 PM
HAHAHA NOW SHUT UP YOUR FACE

BigDaddyCool
06-30-2008, 09:42 PM
He isn't the batman, lol.

NeanderCarl
06-30-2008, 09:42 PM
Yeah, Gey, shuddupa yo face.

Whassa the matter with you? Have-a you no respect?

Lux
06-30-2008, 09:43 PM
I love Santino

Innovator
06-30-2008, 09:43 PM
I LIKE COOKIES BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

St. Jimmy
06-30-2008, 09:43 PM
Rae Mastero.

Xerzes
06-30-2008, 09:43 PM
...unsettling.

Hey, 1100 posts. Go me.

KingofOldSchool
06-30-2008, 09:43 PM
SEXY

Lux
06-30-2008, 09:43 PM
This man is saving the show single handedly

BigDaddyCool
06-30-2008, 09:43 PM
Ray Masterio

Johnny Vegas
06-30-2008, 09:44 PM
LOLOL

Rob
06-30-2008, 09:44 PM
They should have put the belt on Santino. This man is golden!

BigDaddyCool
06-30-2008, 09:44 PM
Ray Masterio is more talk than Hornswoggle.