Official Raw Thread (9-29-08): Break it down...the Walls of Jericho?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Who is booking these finishes?!?! The spots have been really good.

[Rob]

They are idiots if they break up Glamarella.

[Destor]

someone negged the jerichoholicninja

[KingofOldSchool]

HISTORIC 800TH EPISODE!

[KingofOldSchool]

Who is booking these finishes?!?! The spots have been really good.

Pat Patterson must be back...

[Hanso Amore]

Word HBM2K, noble, Kane, beth, all counter into their finishers in new ways not seen before.

[Loose Cannon]

imagine if Shawn bought out Psycho Sid. would that not be fantastic?

[RawRocks]

OKAY COLE.. WE GET IT! RAW IS THE LONGEST RUNNING WEEKLY ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM IN TV HISTORY! WE GET IT! LAST WEEK WAS A HISTORIC 800TH EPISODE! WE GET IT! SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

[Hanso Amore]

I know he has fucked up in the past, and will again, but they shou;d put the title on Hardy now, make their money of him, and move on before his next incident. Dont give him too long.

he is great in 6 month Bursts. They are running out of time.

[KingofOldSchool]

imagine if Shawn bought out Psycho Sid. would that not be fantastic?

Isn't it softball season?

[Hanso Amore]

imagine if Shawn bought out Psycho Sid. would that not be fantastic?

I said the same thing earlier. That would fucking own.

[FourFifty]

imagine if Shawn bought out Psycho Sid. would that not be fantastic?

That would be the shi--------- too easy.

[Rob]

OKAY COLE.. WE GET IT! RAW IS THE LONGEST RUNNING WEEKLY ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM IN TV HISTORY! WE GET IT! LAST WEEK WAS A HISTORIC 800TH EPISODE! WE GET IT! SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

This isn't even close to being true.

[Loose Cannon]

yea, wtf, I know The Snorks lated longer then Raw has so far

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL DEUCE!

[RawRocks]

This isn't even close to being true.

i know it isnt entirely true.. i just tired of hearing the bragging go on

[Hanso Amore]

If Mark Henry didnt have a shitty 10 year history, and just the last 3 years, he would be legit.

I love Dueces music. I miss D and D.

[ClockShot]

Someone still has a job.........

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL The guy from the movie, The Outsiders, starring Ralph Macchio

[Xerzes]

Deuce still has a job?

Oh fuck you giant useless shit.
Edit: hadn't looked, only heard music.

[ClockShot]

KHALI SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait...CHARLIE SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

THE GREAT HAAS!

[Hanso Amore]

THE GREAT CHARLIE! LOL!

[FourFifty]

:ROFL:



THE GREAT CHARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

THE GREAT CHARLIE!

[RawRocks]

Charlie Haas

[HeartBreakMan2k]

THE GREAT HAASIE!

[Loose Cannon]

wow, you know you are totally fucked when you are jobbing to an impersonator, whom is also a jobber.

[Hanso Amore]

LOL AT Haas going over the top rope.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahaha he has to step on the bottom rope

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Can't stop laughing.

[Loose Cannon]

wow Deuce, please go back and chill with Pony Boy and Matt Dillon

[KingofOldSchool]

CURRY!

[RawRocks]

and the acttual translator is going along with it too lol

[FourFifty]

Curry is hot, it's spicy, and TASTES GREAT!!!!!

[Hanso Amore]

Man, Runjin looks short even compared to Haas

[KingofOldSchool]

CURRY MAN IS COMING TO WWE!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lmao, Charie Haas finally has a personality.... it's just everyone elses.

Curry is not delicious and nutritious! It's HOT! It's SPICY! And it taste GREAT!

CHARLIE CHOP *POPS*

[jerichoholicninja]

You've got a bright future ahead of you Deuce. It's somewhere else though.

[Xerzes]

someone negged the jerichoholicninja

You're welcome.

[KingofOldSchool]

The Great Charlie is actually mobile!

Bad impersonation!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Poor Deuce. lol

[Loose Cannon]

All they have to do to get Deuce over is have Piper hit him with a cocunut

[ClockShot]

Lovin' Haas right now.

Ruh roh.......

[KingofOldSchool]

Uh oh

[RawRocks]

oh lord

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Shit....

[Hanso Amore]

its about time for Khali to face turn as a lovable Giant, then get fired

[jerichoholicninja]

someone negged the jerichoholicninja

It doesn't matter if they cheer you or boo you, as long as they care about you. Or is this X-Pac heat?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, Khali couldn't even keep a straight face. I woulda popped like hell if Khali ended up being a fan of Hass.

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali looked like he really thought it was funny.

[Loose Cannon]

what, no Dave Batista for the 3rd time tonight there?

[Johnny Vegas]

lol that shit was pretty hilarious

[Innovator]

Collie was laughing, funny

[FourFifty]

I wouldn't mind seeing Hollywood Chuck Hagan.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I just love that Haas realized he wasn't winning as The Great Charlie, slips out of character to win.... AND THEN goes right back into character. Awesome nuances.

[Innovator]

BTW, I called the Great Charli(e)

[Loose Cannon]

this movie Quarantine looks pretty cool

[ClockShot]

Are you weddy?

[KingofOldSchool]

HISTORIC 800TH EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

this movie Quarantine looks pretty cool

Looks actually legit freaky really.

[KingofOldSchool]

BLACKFACE PIPER!

[Xerzes]

this movie Quarantine looks pretty cool

Watch [REC] instead.

[KingofOldSchool]

What would JBL and Batista do for a Klondike bar?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Never thought I'd say this... Jericho sorta reminds me of Corino now.

[Loose Cannon]

King King, it's DX. Get your DX T-shirts at Shopzone. They make great stocking stuffers

[Johnny Vegas]

Jericho is the man. I'm sorry, but just his swagger, man. He's really looking like a main-event threat now. I love heel Jericho. Kind of wish he would use some of his old WCW/loophole stuff.

[KingofOldSchool]

LUCK IS FOR LOSERS!

*Samoa Joe is watching*

Joe: Punk...he's stealing your line!

[ClockShot]

This is gonna be a short main event. Unless something else is gonna go down.

[KingofOldSchool]

Cade is playing charades with the ladder, cute.

[Loose Cannon]

lol, I would love to see that ladder bounce back and nail Cade right in the face

[Hanso Amore]

Wow, WTF Jericho, that was shit

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I would love for Jericho to blast Cade with the ladder. lol.

Scott Hall to be HBM's partner!

[Loose Cannon]

wow, the ladder is out working Dave Batista

[KingofOldSchool]

They are wearing themselves out before the actual match.

[Johnny Vegas]

Jericho is fucking crazy. wtf is this shit

[RawRocks]

Okay I have heard enough

[Hanso Amore]

Well, worthless main event, catch you guys later

[Xerzes]

Isn't there supposed to be a match now? This is great and all, but I thought there was more wrestling.

[ClockShot]

Another commercial? Sheesh.

[KingofOldSchool]

Lance Cade is The Genius to Chris Jericho's Mr. Perfect.

[Loose Cannon]

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[KingofOldSchool]

wow, the ladder is out working Dave Batista

And out selling Khali.

And if the ladder got it's own entrance, it would out pop Candice.

[Loose Cannon]

WELL LOOK WHO'S BACK

[KingofOldSchool]

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MAKE SUM NNNOOOIISSSEE!!!

[Loose Cannon]

Wind breaker X-pax was pretty hip

[Ruien]

OKAY COLE.. WE GET IT! RAW IS THE LONGEST RUNNING WEEKLY ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM IN TV HISTORY! WE GET IT! LAST WEEK WAS A HISTORIC 800TH EPISODE! WE GET IT! SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!


I am sure he heard that loud and clear, especially the bold part.

[FourFifty]

This is gonna be a short main event. Unless something else is gonna go down.

Well Triple H also works Tuesday, so he doesn't want to wear himself out.

[Loose Cannon]

come on Psycho Sid

[HeartBreakMan2k]

ARE YOU READY!?!?

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG NO WAY I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED IT WAS TRIPLE H!

[FourFifty]

As I said, cock tease from an ugly girl.

[Loose Cannon]

dam

[KingofOldSchool]

ONE TIME ONLY, D-X!

[Innovator]

whats with the long pauses at 11 for entrances?

[Loose Cannon]

LOL

"NO WAY" -Cole

[jerichoholicninja]

DX entrance...then end of show.

[Innovator]

Jericho: "....fuck"

[Loose Cannon]

I haven't seen DX in like 2 months

[KingofOldSchool]

NO WAY NOT THIS WAY!

[FourFifty]

AND BAH GAWD FOR THE 7598375983759837698576985th TIME IT'S A ONE NIGHT RETURN OF DX!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!one!!!1!!!!

[Innovator]

What a long awaited reunion

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, I do not need giant DX letters on my screen. I'm sure everyone knows who the hell they are lol.

Those two are great and promoting their swag too.

[Loose Cannon]

I love how HHH thinks the hat makes him sooo DX

[KingofOldSchool]

HISTORIC 800TH RAW!

AND D-X REUNION FOR THE HISTORIC 801ST RAW!

[Loose Cannon]

NO WAY NOT THIS WAY!

lol

[Loose Cannon]

HISTORIC 800TH RAW!

AND D-X REUNION FOR THE HISTORIC 801ST RAW!

lol, you can rep for making me laugh out loud twice in 40 seconds

[KingofOldSchool]

NO WAY, D-X COULD RULE THE WWE!?!?!?

[Innovator]

A hat AND a tucked in t-shirt

[KingofOldSchool]

There have been more D-X reunions than episodes of Raw, Simpsons, and Seinfeld...COMBINED!

[Loose Cannon]

still laughing at this hat thing. he wears one every time he comes out as DX. Instant coolness

[Innovator]

17-13 Steelers

[Innovator]

HHH with a funky new hat

[Destor]

Glad the Steelers are winning

[jerichoholicninja]

first time i've seen the codebreaker in a while...and a typical DQ finish

[KingofOldSchool]

CLOTHSLINE FROM MIDCARD HELL!

[ClockShot]

Lame finish.

[Loose Cannon]

what the fuck? when has that ever been a DQ?

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL what a lame ending

[jerichoholicninja]

sledgehammer vs ladder

[KingofOldSchool]

SLEDGIE!

VINTAGE SLEDGIE!

[ClockShot]

Poor Cade, the lamb to the slaughter.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

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[jerichoholicninja]

Cade got up from Sweet Chin Music... only to be Pedigreed.

[Innovator]

I love the Steelers throwbacks

[HeartBreakMan2k]

You guys remember how that splash was so epic at one point? Now it's like... one of the tamest spots ever.

[Loose Cannon]

Tommorow is an Historic 1hr earlier episode of ECW

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho looks like he rubbed his head with a balloon

[ClockShot]

An alright show.

Have a nice one, everyone.

[Loose Cannon]

They got anything Historic going on Wednesday?

[Loose Cannon]

Duece may get a Historic Wish you Well in your future endeavors notice maybe

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Fun show, great finishes all around. Fun spots. Sanitno, Moolah-meter, i'm satisfied with my time invested.

[Innovator]

They got anything Historic going on Wednesday?
A HISTORIC UPDATE OF WWE 24/7!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Loose Cannon]

definately one of the best Raw's I've seen this week

[Nick Venom]

Idk why but everytime I hear "Are you ready?" I become 12 again.

I loved the 98 DX.

[KingofOldSchool]

Duece may get a Historic Wish you Well in your future endeavors notice maybe

And Saturday is a the historic "Fire a Pirate Day" and they future endeavor Paul Burchill.

[Vastardikai]

DX Reunion I saw coming, without even visiting the board.

Great Khali has fun destroying the Great Charlie. The Translator has even more fun.

8 man tag is kind of surprising. I guess the honeymoon is over for DeeJay... I mean Kofi Kingston.

The Reality Check= THE GHEY.

Beth Pheonix needs an entrance theme that wasn't recorded in Analog... 15 years ago... in a garage.

I thought I saw Wendi Richter during the Wrestlemania montage, for 1/15th of a second.

Oddly enough, I think I saw Mickie coming as Jamie's partner...

Set up the Moolah-Meter...

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yeah, I saw Mickie James as Jamie Noble's partner, too. I actually saw that entire match coming. Jamie still has his feud with Regal going, and they've been using Burchill to feed to Noble. Both Noble and James are from the same area, I think, so they're a good match. I'd actually like to see them get time to run on-screen as a couple, now that Mickie James isn't doing anything.

Charlie Haas is great. I'm glad he's actually finding something to do. If only they had cut out The Great Khali part (what brand extension?) and let Haas just out-wrestle Deuce. I'd have loved for Haas to put him away with the Haas of Pain, too. It's good he's copying guys, but a little bit of Haastyle would be good, too.

[Juan]

:rofl: :rofl: at that guy with the bottle getting down to Cryme Tyme's entrance