Official Raw Thread (9-29-08): Break it down...the Walls of Jericho?

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah the preview is not up for some reason on WWE.com.

But confirmed for tonight...

Beth & Jillian vs. Meltyface & Kelly Kelly Kelly
Kane, Manu, & Priceless vs. Coffee, Rey Maestro, Evan Bourne, and CM Punk
Cade and Boricho vs. HBK and Hunter Hearst "Mystery Partner" Helmsley
The Miz vs. JTG

[Rob]

Who is meltyface?

[KingofOldSchool]

Who is meltyface?

Candice.

[parkmania]

I think he means the girl who started out hot, but now looks like Fran Dresher, Candice Michelle.

[Xero]

LOL, Meltyface.

[Rob]

Candice.

She's alright.

[Afterlife]

Oh, PLEASE tell me Miz/JTG is the Main Event.

[KingofOldSchool]

http://i37.tinypic.com/xbfjv9.jpg

[Xero]

On the EXCLUSIVE TPWW.net/shop version of the Braden Walker DVD, you'll get that time he was photoshopped into a RAW promo!

[KingofOldSchool]

On the EXCLUSIVE TPWW.net/shop version of the Braden Walker DVD, you'll get that time he was photoshopped into a RAW promo!

Which will include a photoshopped image of Braden Walker in the main event of Wrestlemania 25!

[The Ravishing One]

Its been my dream to post in this thread. Now ive done it i feel empty.

[KingofOldSchool]

Its been my dream to post in this thread. Now ive done it i feel empty.

As well you should.

[St. Jimmy]

TRO :love:

[Londoner]

Will be watchin tonight, very drunk atm!

[The Ravishing One]

Clear that head TL. I want you on top form watching WWE RAW.

[Hanso Amore]

HHH is definitely going to be in the main Event, so they can advertise the change to My Network TV this week.

What would be cool is if guys like THE Brian Kendrick showed up to help put over smackdown, and get some viewers. let him beat his old Partner tonight.

[The Ravishing One]

What is going on with London? I wish WWE would just move him to ECW so he'd get some TV time. Imagine a bourne/london feud.

[KingofOldSchool]

Uhhh a preview for a highlight package show?

Yeah no need to give us a match or anything...

[Xerzes]

Or even promos.

[KingofOldSchool]

TONIGHT IS THE 800TH EPISODE OF RAW!!!!

[ClockShot]

Howdy, everyone.

[St. Jimmy]

oh. batista. yey...

:|

[Xerzes]

My mistake, here's someone shooting things from his butt like he's a in the second grade.

[ClockShot]

Up, down, up, down, right, left, left, right.

[KingofOldSchool]

Batista's got a haircut and shooting lasers out of his ass again.

[Hanso Amore]

God, I think I am going to turn it already. Shitty way to start a show.

[FourFifty]

What's up bitches? Are you ready for some WRESTLING!?!?!?!?!




....then go scope out the old school AWA matches on ESPN.

[Hanso Amore]

And now I have a reason to watch

[FourFifty]

SANTINO AND MY WOMAN BETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Uh no Santino's getting killed.

[FourFifty]

:rofl:
"PUT UP THE HONK A METER!!!"

[St. Jimmy]

I love the Honk-A-Meter

[Destor]

Glad to see TRO in here tonight.

[jerichoholicninja]

Santino. Excellent start so far.

[Hanso Amore]

How far do you guys think the Honk a Meter will go?

[KingofOldSchool]

HONK-A-METER!

58 weeks Honky Donky Man!

[Xerzes]

Huh. I don't remember Wrestlecrap having one of these.

[ClockShot]

There is no fucking way Santino is gonna hold the IC belt for a year and change.

[KingofOldSchool]

Brain Barometer!

[Hanso Amore]

LOL!

[jerichoholicninja]

I can't understand a word he is saying, but it's still gold.

[FourFifty]

I don't care if he's going to die a slow, painful death. I fucking LOVE Santino!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

12 brain cells and Santino's going to leave Bombtista with 2!

[Xerzes]

Batista's navel still looks like an anus.

[KingofOldSchool]

Booooo

[FourFifty]

There is no fucking way Santino is gonna hold the IC belt for a year and change.

To be honest, I don't think I would mind seeing it.
The IC title is crap anyways, so instead of trying to build it back it its prime let's just have fun.

[jerichoholicninja]

So what was the point of this match. To make your Intercontinental champion look like shit?

[ClockShot]

Oh, Hi JBL.

[FourFifty]

It's Triple H, end of story. It's kinda like getting a cock tease from an ugly chick.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL!

[St. Jimmy]

haha, oh shawn.

[jerichoholicninja]

HBK and Hogan (or Duggan)? No. HBK and Austin? No. HBK and Bret Hart? No. HBK and Triple H? Yes, let's do what we always do and expect the people to get really excited.

[Hanso Amore]

Someone being IC champ for over a year wont work these days, they will get too stale. back then hionky was on TV 1 or 2 times a month, and 3 PPVs a year. Now there is so much exposure 64 weeks is just too much exposure.

[Innovator]

Ahaha, crowd no pops for Hogan

[Afterlife]

London likes him! London likes you, HBM!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow WWE wrestled overseas last week, thanks for telling us.

[Evil Vito]

Someone being IC champ for over a year wont work these days, they will get too stale. back then hionky was on TV 1 or 2 times a month, and 3 PPVs a year. Now there is so much exposure 64 weeks is just too much exposure.

<font color=goldenrod>Considering John Cena held the top belt for over a year just recently, I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility.

That being said, it'll end in a few months when HTM gets involved. Hopefully WM.</font>

[ClockShot]

BROOKLYN BROOKLYN!

[FourFifty]

BROOKLYN, BROOKLYN!!!!!

[Hanso Amore]

Shit, time for the Miz....but that at least means we get to see Morrison!

[Hanso Amore]

LOL did you see the trashy guy with the beer bottle? he must have snuck that in!

[FourFifty]

Dirt Sheet > Anything on WWE.com

[Hanso Amore]

hmmm, a bit racist

[FourFifty]

Shit, time for the Miz....but that at least means we get to see Morrison's abs!

[Hanso Amore]

yay, 3500 posts!

[Hanso Amore]

You know me so well Fourfifty, now give me some money

[KingofOldSchool]

At least Michael Cole has more street cred than Sonjay Dutt.

[ClockShot]

Ever wonder if John Murrary calls up the Miz to see if he's up for a challenge anymore?

[Hanso Amore]

I love Morrison

[KingofOldSchool]

Haha Cryme Tyme job again

[Hanso Amore]

Ever wonder if John Murrary calls up the Miz to see if he's up for a challenge anymore?

What?

[Hanso Amore]

God Jillian is fucking ugly, but them titties are nice

[St. Jimmy]

... Dolph Ziggler...

[Hanso Amore]

WTF is this Dolph Ziggler shit all about

[ClockShot]

There's something different about Jillian this week.......can't quite put my finger on it.............

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Dolph strikes again!

[KingofOldSchool]

Yay Mickie might actually get to wrestle this week!

[ClockShot]

Real World/Road Rules challenge, Matt.

[FourFifty]

....................so is Nick really going to get in the ring with that gimmick, or is the gimmick he doesn't wrestle and just says his name?

[Afterlife]

There's something different about Jillian this week.......can't quite put my finger on it.............

Would you really want to?

[ClockShot]

APPALOOSA!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>"Everytime you open your mouth and that god awful sound comes out, I dang near swallow my skull."

Awesome</font> :lol:

[FourFifty]

Would you really want to?
I would

[Hanso Amore]

I would tittie fuck her real hard.

Thanks Clockshot, never watched that shit, though I knew the Miz was from it.

[KingofOldSchool]

Conway pop!

[Hanso Amore]

Burchill and Hardy's tang version 25

[Hanso Amore]

Regal on a throne is sweet

feuding with JAMIE FUCKING NOBLE is crap. he is way above that

[ClockShot]

Ha. Burchill and Lea are in the ring. Time must be running out for both of them.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hooray!

[ClockShot]

Watch out, John Cena.

[KingofOldSchool]

The Ripple?

[Hanso Amore]

is Mickie wearing Chuck Taylor looking boots, hot.

[St. Jimmy]

BORED NOW.

[Hanso Amore]

Burchill is done, wish him well

[Xerzes]

Paul "Chocolate swirl" Burchill

[Hanso Amore]

Burchill taps before the move is even locked on.

[FourFifty]

I didn't care for Layla, until she got put with Regal.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahahah Burchill jobs again

[ClockShot]

Wow.........not bad, Noble.

And yeah, Burchill is on the borrowed time right now.

[jerichoholicninja]

That may be the most unbelievable submission hold ever. Only Chris Jericho can use the armbar to that effect.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Noble busts out the Minoru Special #2.... Badass.

[KingofOldSchool]

I didn't care for Layla, until she got put with Regal.

I cared about Layla until she got with Billy Gunn 2K8

[NeanderCarl]

They might as well just transfer Evan Bourne to Raw... he's been on it, what, 4 weeks in a row now?

[NeanderCarl]

I cared about Layla until she got with Billy Gunn 2K8

Huh?

[Hanso Amore]

They might as well just transfer Evan Bourne to Raw... he's been on it, what, 4 weeks in a row now?

Same with Miz/Morrison

[RawRocks]

Bourne is a better fit for Raw

[The Ravishing One]

Im looking forward to the 8 man.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Bourne should be on every show. If he can develop some mic skills, he'll be a main eventer in a few years.

[Hanso Amore]

LOL, kane hangs around a red light

[KingofOldSchool]

Kane likes hanging out by red lights.

[RawRocks]

LOL @ Rhodes

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

CAWdy trying to recruit Kane into the group.

[Xerzes]

Bearer is still Kane's father?

[KingofOldSchool]

Kane is a young guy.

[Hanso Amore]

Manu lacks the physical appeal of Umaga.

He isnt that big either.

he is just kind of crap!

[KingofOldSchool]

So does that mean Ted Jr. is safe since he's 3rd generation and all?

[KingofOldSchool]

Look who is out with new music and a LIVE MIC!

[Hanso Amore]

Cade has been around on and off for 4 + years, when are they just going to realize he isnt going anywhere.

[St. Jimmy]

WHY DOES HE HAVE A MIC?! OH GOD.

[BigDaddyCool]

That was a sweet nothern light suplex roll through bridge into an armbar deal. Northern lights aren't used enough.

[FourFifty]

Sydal is a better fit for RoH
Fixed

Seriously, there is no real room for cruiserweights in WWE anymore, which makes me sad because I have a mild hard on for THE Brian Kendrick.

[ClockShot]

That's it?

[Innovator]

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

[St. Jimmy]

Welcome back to the Mid-Card Mr. Punk

[KingofOldSchool]

What does Punk scream when he comes out?

[ClockShot]

WHAT IN FUCK'S NAME IS HE WEARING?

[St. Jimmy]

wow. rey's outfits get worse and worse.

[KingofOldSchool]

Welcome back to the Mid-Card Mr. Punk

He left?

[Innovator]

I'd love for a kid to pull off Mysterio's mask when he puts his head to theirs

[FourFifty]

So Cade came out to cut a promo for Jericho?


























I never liked Rey.

[Innovator]

What does Punk scream when he comes out?
its clobberin time

[ClockShot]

And I figured these Twins fans would boo the man from Chicago.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd love for a kid to pull off Mysterio's mask when he puts his head to theirs

And throw it back at him.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL they come back from commercial and Bourne and Coffee is in the ring with Mysterio's music still playing.

[ClockShot]

PRICELESS!

[FourFifty]

Never liked Rey, always liked Kane, so I want to see Kane kill Rey.

[Hanso Amore]

PLANCHAS FOR EVERYONE

[jerichoholicninja]

it's a WCW cruiserweight spotfest!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice flurry

[St. Jimmy]

Too much stuff going on in the ring.

[RawRocks]

I wish Rey would ditch the mask

[FourFifty]

Everytime I see this advert for the dark Axe body spray, my sperm count goes down.

[ClockShot]

:eek: at that axe commercial.

[FourFifty]

I wish Rey would ditch the mask

I wish he would ditch is WWE contract. Let him go to TNA as LuchaJoe for all I care.

[FourFifty]

Damn it CAWdy! That is NOT a Bob Backlund approved crossface chickenwing!

[KingofOldSchool]

The Samoan Bulldozer just took out Punk's knee.

[St. Jimmy]

I really wish this match was over. I just want to see the Main Event or something involving Randy Orton.

[RawRocks]

Baltimore 6 Pittsburgh 3 - 2nd

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk just got bitch smacked.

[KingofOldSchool]

Looks like a middle school age kid snuck up on the apron next to Coffee...oh wait that's just Bourne.

[Loose Cannon]

I thought the crowd was just saying "DX Sucks," but it was in fact "CM Punk"

[FourFifty]

DID COLE JUST DROP THE F BOMB!?!?!?!?!

[RawRocks]

Did I just hear WWF reference?

[SammyG]

Booyaka Booyaka

[Loose Cannon]

remember when Kane tried a closeline off the top once and instead crotched himself on the ropes. lol. Failure

[FourFifty]

Someone with TiVo, rewind it. I want to know if Cole said WWF.

[jerichoholicninja]

Kane gives the best kicks to the head.

[KingofOldSchool]

Uh Cole turned his back on the WWE and joined the World Wildlife Fund!

[Loose Cannon]

Kofi reminds me of a Hawiian Punch mascot

[Innovator]

Cole said WWF

[KingofOldSchool]

Kane gives the best kicks to the head.

I totally read that wrong...

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Great match so far honestly.

[Hanso Amore]

FUCK YEAH KANE, NICE FINISH!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Wow, awesome counter.

[ClockShot]

About time.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Just awesome finish period.

[KingofOldSchool]

COFFEE JOBBED, HE HAS TEH HEATZZZ!

[Innovator]

Kane killed Kofi

[FourFifty]

Way to drop the F bomb on live tv, Cole :nono:

[Hanso Amore]

Kane should have chokeslammed everyone on his way out. I want a total fucking monster, whether it be Kane or not.

[Loose Cannon]

so what the hell has Kane done to Rey besides nothing?

[Destor]

Good match

[Loose Cannon]

when Jake Roberts locked Taker in the casket and then blasted him with a couple chairshots....that made me sad. Although today I look back and it's fucking epic.

[KingofOldSchool]

so what the hell has Kane done to Rey besides nothing?

Smile and laugh?

[jerichoholicninja]

Quote:
Originally Posted by jerichoholicninja View Post
Kane gives the best kicks to the head.
I totally read that wrong..

That was the idea.

[FourFifty]

I wish there were a Popeyes out here.

And yea, LC, that was FUCKING EPIC!

[jerichoholicninja]

I totally read that wrong...

That was the idea.

[Destor]

jerichoholicninja is the worst name ever

[FourFifty]

SWEET!!!!!!! IT'S THE MAN'S MAN MIKE ADAMLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Destor]

Holographic Ninja. That's a good name.

[ClockShot]

Adamle.

The man NEEDS an entrance theme.

[KingofOldSchool]

Gah stupid what chants

[Loose Cannon]

got to say,, not a big Mike Adamle fan. kind of annoying in a bad way

[RawRocks]

Shut the fucking WHAT chants up!

[ClockShot]

ORTON!

[jerichoholicninja]

jerichoholicninja is the worst name ever

I'm sure I could do much, much worse.

[KingofOldSchool]

Looks like Rey is winning.

AND HERE IS THE AGE OF ORTON

[Loose Cannon]

got to say, I AM a huge fan of this man

[SammyG]

Wow I love Orton's theme. Growing on me

[FourFifty]

Fuck, with how much merch Rey moves (FUCKING ORTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His theme song started and I looked at my phone, since it's my ring tone) that makes my tipsters for that match solid. Damnit.

[Destor]

Adamle is sooooo terrible its fun to watch

[Destor]

I'm sure I could do much, much worse.
nah

[KingofOldSchool]

SUTCHERMOUTH!

[Loose Cannon]

I really like Orton's new music. Slower and much more heelish

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, I love Randy.

[FourFifty]

I'm sure I could do much, much worse.

Clox, for example.

[Hanso Amore]

I really hope they a building this to a Adamle vs Shane angle, outlined with my idea in the managers thread.

[jerichoholicninja]

Orton vs. Adamle at No Mercy. Calling it. Last man standing match.

[FourFifty]

Adamle is sooooo terrible its fun to watch

Kinda like the movie Mommie Dearest.

[KingofOldSchool]

RKO vs. Adamle at Survivor Series

[Destor]

Clox, for example.
good call

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh god here comes Bitchtits

[Inadequacy]

jerichoholicninja is the worst name ever

Worst, or best?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Randy went from heel to face to heel. lol.

[FourFifty]

MAMAJUANA EXTREME DOT COM!!!

[ClockShot]

Save_us.JBL from economic depression.

[KingofOldSchool]

I was right about JBL bitching about the stock market...

[Destor]

Anyone remember when Clox was ELightend Penguin? Hilarious.

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL is one of the most powerful women in the World?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

JBL WHOOOOO!

[Destor]

Worst, or best?
Worst, yeah pretty sure it's that

[Hanso Amore]

JBL vs HBK or Bats vs Jericho, not looking good for the next PPV.

[Loose Cannon]

I would love an RKO right now

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh god...

[ClockShot]

Cheat accepted.

[Inadequacy]

Worst, yeah pretty sure it's that

Just double checking

[jerichoholicninja]

I am so sick of Batista... He needs to do something other than the spear which is probably the most overused move in wrestling. Goldberg was the only one to ever make it look good.

[Loose Cannon]

if there is anyone I want to see screwed Bret Hart style for real, it's Dave Batista.

[KingofOldSchool]

I would have marked for an RKO on Bombtista

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol! I love Santino!

[KingofOldSchool]

Santino trying to run around on Beth

[Hanso Amore]

Why is Beth all nice?

[St. Jimmy]

if there is anyone I want to see screwed Bret Hart style for real, it's Dave Batista.

:y:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

BWAHAHAHAAHHA MOOLAH METER

[KingofOldSchool]

Fabulous Moolah meter, BOOK IT

[Loose Cannon]

rofl, Moolah Meter

[HeartBreakMan2k]

You're trailing her by like 22 years!

[FourFifty]

Fucking LOVE Santino.

[jerichoholicninja]

Please don't end Santino and Beth unless it means that Beth beats him for the title and we can see the Phoen-a-meter.

[KingofOldSchool]

Ol' Meltyface and Kelly Kelly Kelly

[FourFifty]

Meltyface isn't cute. That means I'm still sober.

[KingofOldSchool]

Raw was watched more than any other show not named Monday Night Football!

[Hanso Amore]

Candice is shit, as is her music

[ClockShot]

Break a nose, Candice.

Please...

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Raw finally beat Disney in ratings! Hell has frozen over!

In other news, I still have not fuck Kelly Kelly which means hell actually HAS NOT frozen over.

[KingofOldSchool]

CONWAY POP!

Or shall I say Trashley Pop!

[Loose Cannon]

This DID You Know thing is the gayest fucking thing. really, who cares. are you that desperate to be recognized, you have to gloat you beat other shitty shows on cable

[Destor]

I hope Candice Michelle suffers a career ending injury

[KingofOldSchool]

FUCK HER UP BETH, FUCK HER UP! *clap clap*

[FourFifty]

I would pay good money to motorboat Jillian.

[Innovator]

This DID You Know thing is the gayest fucking thing. really, who cares. are you that desperate to be recognized, you have to gloat you beat other shitty shows on cable
Did you know that RAW is getting its ass handed to them by MNF

[RawRocks]

They just need to branch the women onto their own brand and call it WWE GLOW

[KingofOldSchool]

Whoever goes to No Mercy on Sunday, needs to chant "We Want Mickie" during the Beth/Candice match.

[FourFifty]

When this Santino/Beth thing ends I would like to see Santino treat every diva like trash, because he has a girlfriend. "But she isn'ta here tonighta. She is a proper woman who is ina the kitchen!"

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice thong, Beth

[jerichoholicninja]

I find it hilarious that all the women do that stupid hand-spring elbow whatever. I've never seen any of them do it in a way that is entertaining or athletic.

[ClockShot]

Way to long for that flip.

[FourFifty]

Whoever goes to No Mercy on Sunday, needs to chant "We Want Mickie" during the Beth/Candice match.

I'd rather hear the "FUCK HER UP BETH, FUCK HER UP" chant.

[Hanso Amore]

Kelly is getting better, but that isnt saying much. She still has a long way to go before she is acceptable


I love Beth.

That is how we do in Buffalo.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kelly is DEAD

If Beth did that to Candice, Candice's face will shatter.