Official Raw Thread (10-06-08): Bore-icho is in charge

[FourFifty]

.........CENA EVEN NO SELLS NECK SURGERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena no sells a serious neck injury

[KingofOldSchool]

Wading in a bit late on this, but... re: Santino vs ??? at Cyber Sunday...

a) are they really going to put Roddy Piper and Honky Tonk Man in the same room? Could be some fur flying...

b) you would have thought Honky would be a logical choice to bring in much later into Santino's run, if indeed they are trying to emulate the success of Honky's lengthy surviving-by-the-skin-of-his-teeth title reign.

c) didn't Roddy Piper announce his retirement earlier this year? (yeah, yeah, I know...)

d) which genius watched Runnels' Black Reign matches and thought 'here's a guy we should bring in at the next available opportunity'?

e) what are the odds that no matter whom the fans choose, it will just be Charlie Haas in costume?

I'm going with option E.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Say what you want about the character but you've got to admire Cena's dedication and passion.

[Theo Dious]

d) which genius watched Runnels' Black Reign matches and thought 'here's a guy we should bring in at the next available opportunity'?

WWE was actually so offended by those matches that they hired him just to make sure that that would never happen again. Even WWE has a limit.

e) what are the odds that no matter whom the fans choose, it will just be Charlie Haas in costume?

Almost certain.

[Theo Dious]

Say what you want about the character but you've got to admire Cena's dedication and passion.

Yeah, he's going to die in the ring someday.

Incidentally, I have a lot of respect for Cena as a man and a wrestler, it's his push, his character, and his overexposure that make him a nauseating sight.

Although, what hospital did Cena have his surgery in? Cause I was recently all over a Pittsburgh hospital for the past few weeks cause my cousin had cancer removed.

[Theo Dious]

Do they even allow sweat in the Palace of wisdom?

There is room for all in the Palace of Wisdom. Even sweat.

[FourFifty]

Say what you want about the character but you've got to admire Cena's dedication and passion.

I gotta admit- I got a little excited when I heard he should be back in time for WrestleMania.

[ClockShot]

LOL!

Bats got the deck stacked against him.

[KingofOldSchool]

THIS IS OVER THE EDGE 1998 ALL OVER AGAIN

[ClockShot]

I hear voices.......

[FourFifty]

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!

[FourFifty]

When that song is set at your ring tone people in airports tend to look at you funny when your sister in law calls.

True Story.

[KingofOldSchool]

Say what you want about the character but you've got to admire Cena's dedication and passion.

There is a fine line between passion and stupidity.

[KingofOldSchool]

When that song is set at your ring tone people in airports tend to look at you funny when your sister in law calls.

True Story.

The ringtone for when my ex calls is Santino's theme.

[KingofOldSchool]

THE WAVE OF ORTIZ

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I gotta admit- I got a little excited when I heard he should be back in time for WrestleMania.

I agree, I mean really I don't like how overexposed he is, but there is a reason he is just that. He's probably the most dedicated and best ambassador that company has right now. He has a level of charisma and a passion for what he does that probably very few in the back have. Paul E. said it best, even the guys like Triple H aren't willing to wake up at 3 am to do a radio spot, not only is John Cena willing, he loves it. He deserves his spot rather you like him in it or not.

[FourFifty]

Pidget, since you're in this thread- is screwing over Dancin' Dave kliq approved?

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL @ random bald guy with WWE/F logos tattooed on his hands

[KingofOldSchool]

Even Orton doesn't know why he's out there.

[FourFifty]

The ringtone for when my ex calls is Santino's theme.

"La Vittoria è Mia (Victory Is Mine)" plays when an ex calls?

[Theo Dious]

Even Orton doesn't know why he's out there.

Orton never knows why Orton is where he is.

[FourFifty]

LOL @ random bald guy with WWE/F logos tattooed on his hands

Damn, and I wasn't looking at my tv when that was shown.
I just want to see another wrestling tattoo.

[KingofOldSchool]

WORST...FIGURE FOUR...EVER!

[Theo Dious]

Pidget, since you're in this thread- is screwing over Dancin' Dave kliq approved?

It has my vote, and something tells me that BDC would agree.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mrs. Batista sign in the front row

[Theo Dious]

Said it before and I'll say it many many times.

BRING BACK HEEL LAWLER.

[KingofOldSchool]

Canadians don't know how to count to 3.

[FourFifty]

I would LOVE to see Dancin' Dave counted out in 4 seconds.

[ClockShot]

Holy shit, Angels just tied it up in the bottom of the 8th.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Batista tripped over his own foot

[RawRocks]

Holy shit, Angels just tied it up in the bottom of the 8th.

impossible ;)

[KingofOldSchool]

ADAMLE IS BACK!

[ClockShot]

Hey, Adamle must have had a non-stop flight.

[Theo Dious]

I'm calling it now, Jericho duped Adamle to attend a fake meeting.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol that was anti climatic

[Afterlife]

I swear Cole just said "Batista has fucked the odds tonight!"

[Theo Dious]

Bah, I was wrong.

[FourFifty]

Adamle looks like a ghost in that light.

[Theo Dious]

And HBK will be named ref.

[Afterlife]

lol that was anti climatic

It was Batista.

[Theo Dious]

I'm voting for Kodos.

[Theo Dious]

It was Batista.

Why did you repeat him?

[KingofOldSchool]

$.30 says it's Austin

[FourFifty]

I'm voting for Kodos.

I'm voting for KoOs.

[ClockShot]

Austin will probably get it. Don't know what his role will be in the coming weeks.

Have a nice one, everybody.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm voting for KoOs.

I'll count them both out and name myself World Heavyweight Champion.

[Afterlife]

Why did you repeat him?

To clarify. :)

[FourFifty]

Well, I gotta pee, get another beer, and do dishes.
In that order.

[Afterlife]

Austin will probably get it. Don't know what his role will be in the coming weeks.

Have a nice one, everybody.

Probably something to do with raising hell.

[Theo Dious]

$.30 says it's Austin

I'll raise you $.45 and a stick of gum.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'll raise you $.45 and a stick of gum.

I see your $.45 and a stick of gum and raise you some pocket lint.

[Innovator]

the line about Star Jones and Whoopi popped me, popped Lawler and Cole too

[The Optimist]

Bore-icho? Really? I'd rather people make fun of his hair cut again than use a sorry line like that.