Official Raw Thread (10-06-08): Bore-icho is in charge

[KingofOldSchool]

So Jericho is evidently in acting GM tonight as Adamle is in a "high level" meeting with Stephanie and Shane McMahon.

Also Mark Henry and Kane team up to take on Matt Hardy and Rey Maestreo.

[BigDaddyCool]

I am literally flush with apathy towards this event.

[KingofOldSchool]

I am literally flush with apathy towards this event.

Hopefully Bore-icho doesn't send me into a monotone induced coma.

[Juan]

You're a bad person KoOS.

[KYR]

Will Adamle botch his high level meeting?

[Juan]

How dare you speak ill of Mr. Adamle?

[KYR]

:roll:

[Xero]

I completely forgot RAW was on tonight...

[Juan]

:roll:


Now you've crossed the line.

[Juan]

In all seriousness, I was all for Mark Henry getting a run at the ECW title, but I'm so sick of this guy again. I really feel bad that Hardy is stuck in this program with him.

[KYR]

In all seriousness, I was all for Adamle getting a run as the GM, but I'm so sick of this guy again. I really feel bad that the entire RAW roster is stuck in this program with him.

Fixed :D

[Juan]

Oh come on! Adamle is not bad at all!

[Xero]

Yeah! He deserves a Pay Fer View slot!

[Afterlife]

If we're going to be using cute nicknames for guys we don't like, wouldn't "Genericho" work better for your needs?

[KYR]

Yeah! He deserves a Pay Fer View slot!

I :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Juan]

LOL Xero

[Corndad]

Evening fellas. Not sure where they are gonna go with alot of things. I see them holding off Jericho with Bats for like Survivor Series and not waste it before then.

[KingofOldSchool]

God dammit not a HSM 3 commercial.

[FourFifty]

After reading that Adamle is out tonight, and we'll see Mark Henry tonight, I'm starting to drink now.

[FourFifty]

I love house.

[ClockShot]

Christ. We go from an good PPV to a shitty RAW.

Bush vs. Peterson is looking alright afterall.

[FourFifty]

SAVE_US.SANTINO

[Loose Cannon]

Christ. We go from an good PPV to a shitty RAW.

Bush vs. Peterson is looking alright afterall.

lol what? the show hasn't even begun yet

[Innovator]

aherpes

[FourFifty]

#425 ARMBAR SIGN!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho showing Toothless Aggression

[KingofOldSchool]

*cue boring monotone dialect that would make even Lance Storm bored*

[KingofOldSchool]

I bet HBK has to wrestle and Jericho gets the night off.

[Innovator]

Go Jericho Go

[KingofOldSchool]

TOOTHLESS AGGRESSION!

[FourFifty]

Sorry, 'bout your damn tooth.

[Innovator]

Age of Jericho: Long live the accidental headbutts

[Innovator]

Thanks to HBK, Jericho is getting a bit of a lisp

[KingofOldSchool]

Go Jericho Go

HOME!

HOME!

[KingofOldSchool]

*cue Bombtista*

[ClockShot]

Teacher vs. student, huh.

[FourFifty]

Code accepted

[jerichoholicninja]

Jericho's second act as commissioner needs to be reinstating William Regal to the position.

[Innovator]

Batista is the new #1 contender...NO WAY!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Bombtista without the lasers

[KingofOldSchool]

Batista has his Game Genie handy

[ClockShot]

Is that a controller in his backpocket?

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho should say 7,3038.43 days

[ClockShot]

Never is better.

[FourFifty]

Can someone look up how many title shots Dancin' Dave has had since he lost at WM?

[KingofOldSchool]

WHAT A HEEL!

[Innovator]

Idiot, don't spinebuster a guy who's in charge

[FourFifty]

Raw's opening number....
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[KingofOldSchool]

Batista is holding up his IQ.

[jerichoholicninja]

I don't know who I can't stand more, Batista or Cena. At least Cena's not around right now so I'll go with Batista.

[#1-norm-fan]

In all seriousness, I was all for Mark Henry getting a run at the ECW title, but I'm so sick of this guy again. I really feel bad that Hardy is stuck in this program with him.

The whole feets of strength thing he was doing on ECW with Tony Atlas a while back was great. Had such an old school feel to it. I loved it. It actually made him interesting.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh goody, Jericho is already the worst GM ever.

[ClockShot]

Bats vs. JBL part 2.

Well, stocks took a tumble, maybe JBL will too.

[KingofOldSchool]

Regal is the worst KoTR winner since Billy Gunn

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOO MICKIE!

[KingofOldSchool]

GLAMARELLA!

[FourFifty]

BRING ON THE HONK-A-METER!!!

[ClockShot]

That a legit unibrow Marella is rockin' or is that a good makeup job?

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL!

[ClockShot]

TIME TO FEEL THE THUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Loose Cannon]

lol he just said MickeNoble

[FourFifty]

SAVE_MY_PANTS.BETH

[KingofOldSchool]

Layla must be cold...

[FourFifty]

FUCKING KILL HIM REGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Huh?

[jerichoholicninja]

Has anyone used the rollup as their finishing move? Santino has really seemed to make it his own.

[KingofOldSchool]

COFFEE!

[ClockShot]

PRICELESS!

[FourFifty]

I still think Kofi could have been the best guy to have the IC title in the last five years.

[FourFifty]

JAMACIAN ME CRAZY!!!

[BigDaddyCool]

Wow, Punk got busted way down the ladder, and how.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Anyone remember how you used to have to have a "manager's license" to come ringside for matches as backup?

[ClockShot]

Sorry guys, not enough to make Orton your leader yet.

[KingofOldSchool]

Coffee and Punk need a third guy.

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice ECW main event.

[FourFifty]

Anyone remember how you used to have to have a "manager's license" to come ringside for matches as backup?


Anyone remember when the wrestling industry wasn't a glass house?

[ClockShot]

Miz & Morrison teaming with Priceless?

I may have to watch that.

[FourFifty]

NOT THIS CHOCOLATE AX THINGIE AGAIN!!!!

[Theo Dious]

Came in late, a few questions:

What was Regal doing at ringside during the Glamarella show?

Also, what is the point of Jericho having a #1 contender's match between two guys he would have a hard match against? Shouldn't he have made the match against, like, Deuce or something?

[FourFifty]

Smoke or beat your wife...... BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Came in late, a few questions:

What was Regal doing at ringside during the Glamarella show?

Also, what is the point of Jericho having a #1 contender's match between two guys he would have a hard match against? Shouldn't he have made the match against, like, Deuce or something?

Regal and Layla are feuding with Noble.

[FourFifty]

Came in late, a few questions:

What was Regal doing at ringside during the Glamarella show?

Also, what is the point of Jericho having a #1 contender's match between two guys he would have a hard match against? Shouldn't he have made the match against, like, Deuce or something?

Regal wanted to beat up Noble, who was part of Glamarella, and Jericho is the ref for that match, not a guy in it.

[ClockShot]

ORTON!

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho wants Randy to screw Batista in the ass.

[KingofOldSchool]

Yay a Cena video, let me roll my eyes.

[Theo Dious]

The anti-smoking lobby is the worst thing in history.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Smoke or beat your wife...... BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....HAHAHAHAHHAHA!

You know I'm not really paying attention to the TV unless something specifically jumps out at me. I thought I heard that, but didn't really notice or pay attention so I shrugged it off. You mentioning it in this thread confrims it actually happened and is actually that fucking histerical.

[Theo Dious]

Regal wanted to beat up Noble, who was part of Glamarella, and Jericho is the ref for that match, not a guy in it.

Yeah I get it, but why should Jericho want to face JBL any more than Batista?

[Theo Dious]

And I do not now and never have smoked!

[ClockShot]

ZIGGLER!

[FourFifty]

:rofl: That was great.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Dolph gets DENIED

[FourFifty]

Yeah I get it, but why should Jericho want to face JBL any more than Batista?

No, the match is JBL vs Dancin' Dave.
At the start of the show Jericho cut a promo saying he was the GM tonight, and Dave came out. Dave cut a promo, and then gave Jericho a spine buster to Jericho.
So Jericho made JBL vs Dancin' Dave, and Jericho is the ref.

[Afterlife]

I choose to smoke, and then beat my wife for griping.

[Afterlife]

No, the match is JBL vs Dancin' Dave.
At the start of the show Jericho cut a promo saying he was the GM tonight, and Dave came out. Dave cut a promo, and then gave Jericho a spine buster to Jericho.
So Jericho made JBL vs Dancin' Dave, and Jericho is the ref.

Yes, but if JBL wins, then it's JBL vs. Jericho. That's the point.

[FourFifty]

Yes, but if JBL wins, then it's JBL vs. Jericho. That's the point.

Oh, I clearly missed the point.

Because a no mercy re match would be better than Dancin' Dave vs Scotty 2 Hotty.

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

WHAT'S UP

WHAT'S UP

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

619

YOU CAN GET WIT DIS OR YOU CAN GET WIT DAT

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

REY MYS-TERIO!

[FourFifty]

SOMEBODY GONNA GET THEY ASS SNIFFED!!!

[Innovator]

SOMEBODY GONNA GET THEY ASS KICKED

[Loose Cannon]

wonder how many cans of beans and frozen chicken Tony's been able to purchase with his current pay check

[KingofOldSchool]

Remember when Kane and Henry had a feud?

Remember when V-1 and Maestro feuded?

[jerichoholicninja]

As boring as Mark Henry is his theme is pretty sweet.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Yes, but if JBL wins, then it's JBL vs. Jericho. That's the point.

Dancin Dave is the number one contender, Jericho needs someone who can beat Batista but he feels he can beat. Deuce does not fit that criteria, even with Jericho's help Batista would destroy the Deuce and eventually Jericho would have no choice but to count the three.

Yes, I know this is ultimately what is going to happen anyway, but that's the idea of JBL being in there as opposed to some jobber.

[KingofOldSchool]

I wonder if Matt forgives Kane for raping and then marrying Lita?

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena doesn't look like the guy to be able to grow proper facial hair.

Actually, I want to see Cena with a mustache.

[Loose Cannon]

remember the wedding with Edge and Lita and Matt's music hit and the place went nuts. god, I love moments like that

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena doesn't look like the guy to be able to grow proper facial hair.

Actually, I want to see Cena with a mustache.

[Theo Dious]

No, the match is JBL vs Dancin' Dave.
At the start of the show Jericho cut a promo saying he was the GM tonight, and Dave came out. Dave cut a promo, and then gave Jericho a spine buster to Jericho.
So Jericho made JBL vs Dancin' Dave, and Jericho is the ref.

I get that, I really do.

Let me spell it out then.

Why should Jericho want JBL as #1 contender? That just means Jericho will have to eventually wrestle JBL.

[Theo Dious]

I wonder if Matt forgives Kane for raping and then marrying Lita?

He didn't rape her, he just used threats of physical violence to get her to sleep with him consensually. :roll:

[Theo Dious]

Yes, but if JBL wins, then it's JBL vs. Jericho. That's the point.

Yeah, that.

[KingofOldSchool]

I get that, I really do.

Let me spell it out then.

Why should Jericho want JBL as #1 contender? That just means Jericho will have to eventually wrestle JBL.

He would rather face JBL than Batista?

Pretty cut and dry.

[FourFifty]

I get that, I really do.

Let me spell it out then.

Why should Jericho want JBL as #1 contender? That just means Jericho will have to eventually wrestle JBL.

Oh, I clearly missed the point.

Because a no mercy re match would be better than Dancin' Dave vs Scotty 2 Hotty.

[Afterlife]

Dancin Dave is the number one contender, Jericho needs someone who can beat Batista but he feels he can beat. Deuce does not fit that criteria, even with Jericho's help Batista would destroy the Deuce and eventually Jericho would have no choice but to count the three.

Yes, I know this is ultimately what is going to happen anyway, but that's the idea of JBL being in there as opposed to some jobber.

What's this about Deuce? And yes, when I caught the glimpse of the ad, I thought they were re-doing the #1 contender's shot, not just another JBL vs. Batista match. That's my error.

Apologies to 450, as well.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Dancin Dave is the number one contender, Jericho needs someone who can beat Batista but he feels he can beat. Deuce does not fit that criteria, even with Jericho's help Batista would destroy the Deuce and eventually Jericho would have no choice but to count the three.

Yes, I know this is ultimately what is going to happen anyway, but that's the idea of JBL being in there as opposed to some jobber.

[FourFifty]

Sweet finish

[Loose Cannon]

sweet finish for this match

[Hanso Amore]

They have been coming up with some pretty inventive finishes the last 2 weeks.

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice finish.

[ClockShot]

Not bad.

[Loose Cannon]

Rey's crying

[Hanso Amore]

AS much as the Kane/Rey Rey thing started horribly, they salvaged it pretty well. Still wish he was wearing his mask.

[jerichoholicninja]

The 619 is the worst move in wrestling. Period.

[Loose Cannon]

haha, did I just hear Kane and unstoppable mentioned in the same sentence? he's unstoppable until they run out of storyline for him, then he's just a jobber again

[KingofOldSchool]

Big Show vs. Triple H for the title. nice

[Theo Dious]

I still think there needs to be a match where if Rey loses, he takes off his mask, but if Kane loses, he puts his back on.

[Afterlife]

The 619 is the worst move in wrestling. Period.

Hellivator.

[Loose Cannon]

they need to do an angle where like Kane and Undertaker feud.

[FourFifty]

I still think there needs to be a match where if Rey loses, he takes off his mask, but if Kane loses, he puts his back on.

While the Pidget speaks wisdom of the ages, it won't happen. I want to see Kane get his mask back, since I have that tattoo. And I want to see Rey fizzle out after a de-masking, but he pushed way too much merch for that.

[ClockShot]

PETE ROSE!

[Corndad]

Pete Rose LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Pete Rose

[Theo Dious]

THAT'S PETE ROSE! THAT'S PETE ROSE! THAT'S PETE ROSE!

[FourFifty]

MASKED KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Afterlife]

Yeah, but the company actually WANTS him to unmask. It's Rey that's hesitant.

[Hanso Amore]

God I miss old kane.

[jerichoholicninja]

They need to bring in Pete Rose to be a manager. He's better on the mic than most guys.

[Loose Cannon]

1998, good times

[ClockShot]

Somebody lost their smile....

[Hanso Amore]

REY SHOULD NOT unmask. It wont do anything for him, and they will lose mask sales. Also, its what makes him-him. Unmasked he is just a high flyer. Plus his child looks = kill his pops.

[KingofOldSchool]

SERIOUS CADE

[Loose Cannon]

Lance Cade Lenny Lane

[Hanso Amore]

I hate White Boots.

[FourFifty]

Yeah, but the company actually WANTS him to unmask. It's Rey that's hesitant.

Rey, and WWE's marketing team. Dude pushes merch, and if they showed him for the ugly Mexican that he is (not saying all Mexicans are ugly) it'd ruin his sales.

[Hanso Amore]

Also, I have said it a million times, Cade does not have IT, and they need to give it up on him, he will never get over.

Since they took away his roids his size went way down.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol @ random kid

"boo! boo! u suck!"

[Hanso Amore]

Cade's whole appearence screams Indy jobber

[KingofOldSchool]

Cade likes getting pounded like that.

[Loose Cannon]

yea, I agree. Cade sucks. He's good in tag, but will never make it as a singles

[FourFifty]

That was so much better than any Garvin stomp.

[Hanso Amore]

OH NOEZ HBK IS CRAZY

[ClockShot]

Yikes.

[KingofOldSchool]

See ya Cade

[Hanso Amore]

That was so much better than any Garvin stomp.

SHUT THAT MOUTH

NOTHING BEATS THE STOMP OF THE HANDS OF STONE

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK IS SERIOUZ NOWZ

[FourFifty]

Sooooooooooo........ is this Cade's ticket to FCW?

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK HAS GUN COO COO BANANAS

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK exploded all over Cade

[FourFifty]

SHUT THAT MOUTH

NOTHING BEATS THE STOMP OF THE HANDS OF STONE

"Playboy" Buddy Rose > Ron Garvin

[Loose Cannon]

it's funny when Ron Garvin came to WWF, I looked at him like he was the biggest joke ever. I had no clue he was an NWA World Champion then and he looked 70 years old to me as a kid.

[FourFifty]

So why don't they call this DVD "The Triple H/Undertaker Spotfest DVD"?

[Afterlife]

There! See? It IS a #1contenders' rematch. Why wqould Jericho want to face Jiggletits instead of Batista?

[KingofOldSchool]

Orton is bleeding Smurf blue

[ClockShot]

Oooooooooooooh. HIAC DVD.

No mention of Foley in that ad. :shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

I just watched Great American Bash 88 last week when he turned heel on Dusty though. If you haven't seen that PPV, I highly recomend it if you are a fan of old school wrestling

[Savio]

weren't Rock and stone cold only in 1 HIAC match?

[Hanso Amore]

"Playboy" Buddy Rose > Ron Garvin

200k and a Kane Mask Tattoo or not, I am going to kill you now.

[Xerzes]

If we're going to be using cute nicknames for guys we don't like, wouldn't "Genericho" work better for your needs?

No. http://architect.wwwcomm.com/Uploads/roh/Images/genericosmall.JPG
That's taken.

[KingofOldSchool]

There! See? It IS a #1contenders' rematch. Why wqould Jericho want to face Jiggletits instead of Batista?

Because Batista is booked as dominate individual.

Plus Batista is a face and JBL is a heel. So naturally the heel would rather face another heel then the dangerous babyface.

[Afterlife]

Weak.

[Loose Cannon]

congrats to Smackdown for being rated the best crappiest show on MyNeywork TV

[Innovator]

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for LC

[Loose Cannon]

OMG HONKY

[FourFifty]

200k and a Kane Mask Tattoo or not, I am going to kill you now.

What can I say? Playboy was a golden heel, and it neve gets old when I see him say he's only 217 pounds.

[Loose Cannon]

uh dam, I thought Honky was coming out

[Xerzes]

No no no. He doesn't face Honky until the week before he beats the streak.

[Loose Cannon]

what, Piper was a terrible IC champ.

[KingofOldSchool]

RODNEY THE PIPER!

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Goldust

[FourFifty]

OHMYFUCKINGGOD!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

HONKY DONKY MAN

[ClockShot]

Is there an option D?

[Loose Cannon]

yea, there was no way they were going to drag that on for 300 plus days or whatever :(

[KingofOldSchool]

Uh oh here comes Khali!

[jerichoholicninja]

I'm voting for Goldust. I feel bad for him and he probably needs a reason to get back into shape.

[Xerzes]

Uh..Goldust? Really? Isn't this the first time they've mentioned him since he no-showed SNME last year or whatever?

[KingofOldSchool]

KHALI IS A SMACKDOWN GUY!!1111!

[ClockShot]

Fuck. Don't tell me they're gonna run with this Jackass thing.

[Afterlife]

Goldust and Honky Tonk Man make that a very intriguing selection. Piper is bland, tho, in terms of "surprises".

[Hanso Amore]

LOL....Whats are actually funny with Khali!

[KingofOldSchool]

We need Scotty Goldman out here for this.

[Hanso Amore]

Runjin has some sweet Chops.

[McLegend]

LOL HTM.

[KingofOldSchool]

Tallywacker, oh wow he's kewl!

[Corndad]

Khali/Knoxville angle lol

[Hanso Amore]

how many time is WWE/Jackass going to try a crossover, only for it to fail

[FourFifty]

............................fuck :(

[Loose Cannon]

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for LC

yea, so awesome

[Corndad]

KHALI KISS CAM LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali wrestling = entertainment

[Xerzes]

This had better end with Ron Simmons throwing Knoxville out of the building.

[Afterlife]

I can't watch this. Tell me when it's over.

[KingofOldSchool]

Lol Khali kiss cam!

[Hanso Amore]

LOL AT THE TRASHY MEXICANS

[jerichoholicninja]

So Kahli is like a funny heel. Ok. Better than whatever he was before.

[Loose Cannon]

lol that girl totally snubbed that dude

[ClockShot]

Save_us.Haas.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL YES KISS JILLIAN GARCIA!

[KingofOldSchool]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hanso Amore]

FIRST VISCERA THEN KHALI POOR LILLIAN!!!!!!

Hope she gets paid well

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali says, he's a size 12...in the pants.

[Corndad]

they should make the Kiss Cam music Khalis permanent music.

[Loose Cannon]

wow, they really had nothing to fill up 7 minutes with, huh?

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali is Val Venis and the Godfather rolled into one.

[FourFifty]

And I also like Col. DeBeers more than Garvin.

[Xerzes]

Mike Mizanin on, television off.

[KingofOldSchool]

THE IN CROWD

And what the hell, Morrison has glitter on his abs?

[Corndad]

He has Diamonds on his Abs LOL

[FourFifty]

OMG!!! THIS IS SO BAD IT'S GOOD!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

She's better than Cobain

[Theo Dious]

I want Jillian so bad I even her voice arouses me.

I am so pissed off that she's about to be fed to Cunty Cunty.

[KingofOldSchool]

Is Kelly turning into Ashley now?

[FourFifty]

:rofl: I kinda dig Morriosn's ab glitter.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LMAO at Morrisson's abs.

I want to put in in Kelly's butt.

[ClockShot]

Kelly Kelly.

IMO, next in line for a shot at the Women's belt.

[KingofOldSchool]

JONAS BROTHERS GROUPIES

[Afterlife]

I like Morrison. The rets can get bent. The bickering is fucking inane.

[FourFifty]

It's not very often that the play by play is better than the match.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

AKA Jonnas Brother groupies

BWAHAHAHA

[Theo Dious]

MORRISON MUST NOT APOLOGIZE FOR HIS ABS!!!!!111

[Theo Dious]

And this is the best commentary ever.

[jerichoholicninja]

Even the WWE doesn't care about women's matches. They're just using this match the build a different feud.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol wow

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Those 4 will never be allowed near commentary at the same time again. lol. It's histerical though.

[ClockShot]

My god, cut the mics.

[Afterlife]

It's not very often that the play by play is better than the match.

Any given chick fight?

[Theo Dious]

:rofl: I kinda dig Morriosn's ab glitter.

That isn't glitter, he's just sweaty. That's what happens when a man has abs of gold.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol the live crowd probably has no idea what all four are saying

[Loose Cannon]

lol "All you do is stutter, it's like which one is dumb and which one is dumber"

[FourFifty]

Grate cheese on his abs!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol the live crowd probably has no idea what all four are saying

What are you on about? I'm listening on TV and I barely know what they were saying. It was still pretty fuckin glorious though.

[Theo Dious]

WWE should be fined for putting that cuntmeat over Jillian. :foc:

[FourFifty]

That isn't glitter, he's just sweaty. That's what happens when a man has abs of gold.
Abs like that do not sweat.

[Corndad]

Ha that commentary was greatness.

[Afterlife]

Jeezus. And people bitch about Cole.

[Theo Dious]

Any given chick fight?

As bad as they tend to be, the commentary is usually worse.

[Theo Dious]

Abs like that do not sweat.

The sweat is obviously dripping down from his hair.

[McLegend]

Cryme tyme got owned.

[FourFifty]

Do they even allow sweat in the Palace of wisdom?

[KingofOldSchool]

Ugh not another fucking Cena video.

[NeanderCarl]

Wading in a bit late on this, but... re: Santino vs ??? at Cyber Sunday...

a) are they really going to put Roddy Piper and Honky Tonk Man in the same room? Could be some fur flying...

b) you would have thought Honky would be a logical choice to bring in much later into Santino's run, if indeed they are trying to emulate the success of Honky's lengthy surviving-by-the-skin-of-his-teeth title reign.

c) didn't Roddy Piper announce his retirement earlier this year? (yeah, yeah, I know...)

d) which genius watched Runnels' Black Reign matches and thought 'here's a guy we should bring in at the next available opportunity'?

e) what are the odds that no matter whom the fans choose, it will just be Charlie Haas in costume?