WWE Cyber Sunday Discussion/Match of the Night

[Lux]

:foc:

:mad: :mad: Surviver Series is mine!

[Jeritron]

I've had enough of these 5 minute post match celbrations by Undertaker. It's not the close to Wrestlemania. It's the midcard of cyber fuckin sunday. Next segment please.

[Lux]

Were there any matches in between the Santino match and the Show/Taker match?

The whole PPV, sorry :|

[Londoner]

Jericho saves the ppv, AGAIN!

[Theo Dious]

Okay, seeing as a sitting champion just insisted he's not leaving with the belt tonight, I say he retains.

[Lux]

Who would be shocked if Hardy walks out the champ tonight, I'd be shocked.

[Jeritron]

lol at the Reagan picture in Adamle's office. How long has he been doing that?

[Londoner]

oh noez,voting is closed on the wwe divaz. :(

[AKin3D]

lol at the Reagan picture in Adamle's office. How long has he been doing that?

Since day 1

[KingofOldSchool]

COME ON MICKIE, MARYSE, OR VICTORIA!

[Theo Dious]

Jesus God Damn Christ. *leaves*

[Juan]

Anything involving the Divas that's not an actual wrestling match = Piss Break

[RottingFreak]

"A lot of semen happy."

[Lux]

Nattie in that police outfit, seriously I'd pay her to arrest me :)

[KingofOldSchool]

YAY!

[Juan]

Victoria for the win, btw

[CSL]

Did someone spaff on Tazz's jacket?

[Londoner]

Anything involving the Divas that's not an actual wrestling match = Piss Break

or get drunk asfuck break

[Juan]

Good God

[CSL]

Mickie James might be the most overrated diva around. I mean, she's hot and all but the way some of you lot talk about her...

[KingofOldSchool]

See that WWE?

Fans love Mickie, not Candice Nomonroe

[CSL]

Still would, mind

[CSL]

Vladimir Kozlov and the 2 handed push of doom

[Dorkchop]

I saw the very end of the Taker/Show match. Was it any good?.. and were any of the other matches good?

[Theo Dious]

Incidentally, if Jeff is in this match, he better walk out with the god damn belt.

[CSL]

Was he just pulling Triple H's lack of armpit hair in the vp?

[Juan]

Mickie James might be the most overrated diva around. I mean, she's hot and all but the way some of you lot talk about her...

Probably because she's one of the only ones out the bunch that can actually wrestle.

[CSL]

Probably because she's one of the only ones out the bunch that can actually wrestle.

I'd say 'can wrestle' is stretching it a bit but yeah, that's probably it

[Theo Dious]

Mickie has the highest hotness/ability ratio in the company.

[KingofOldSchool]

Incidentally, if Jeff is in this match, he better walk out with the god damn belt.

The only belt he'll be walking out with is the one he purchased at Hot Topic.

[CSL]

I wonder how many drug tests Triple H has failed

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie has the highest hotness/ability ratio in the company.

And overness.

[AKin3D]

I'd say 'can wrestle' is stretching it a bit but yeah, that's probably it

She really can. I didn't think so till after I saw her at a house show.

[Londoner]

Fuck sake.

[CSL]

I think Jeff does all his hair grooming with some kind of mini lawnmower

[Jeritron]

Kozlov run in for sure

[Nark Order]

Poor Koslov

[AKin3D]

Kozlov run in for sure

:y:

[Juan]

Hopefully this match will be as good as their match at No Mercy.

[Nark Order]

Kozlov run in for sure

[Lux]

Kinda wish Hardy would take it but he must wait till Mania.

[owenbrown]

What's the over/under on how long before Koslov interferes?

[Lux]

What's the over/under on how long before Koslov interferes?

15 minutes.

[CSL]

She really can. I didn't think so till after I saw her at a house show.

Nah mane, I mean she's better than your standard WWE Diva but she isn't really any better than Trish or Victoria

[thedamndest]

I am doing terrible in tipsters and I am doing terrible in Fantasy because of Plaxico Burress today. I hate that guy so much right now.

[Triple Naitch]

I would say Maria and Maryse's hotness/ability ratio outdoes Mickie due to their hotness being so high

[owenbrown]

also the spinner belt needs to go.

[KingofOldSchool]

Logically all of the Hardy marks would have wanted it to be a triple threat because Hardy wouldn't have to beat Triple H to win the title.

But then again I am talking about Hardy marks...

[Lux]

The only belt he'll be walking out with is the one he purchased at Hot Topic.

LOL

[thedamndest]

If I tried to predict the World Series game I would probably fuck that up by quite a large margin.

[KingofOldSchool]

15 minutes.

THHHRRREEE Minutes!

[Triple Naitch]

At least you didn't bench Anquan "Questionable with a stuffy nose" Boldin and wind up having 2 TDs

[CSL]

Jeff's hair doesn't go with that belt or armband thangs

[Juan]

I would say Maria and Maryse's hotness/ability ratio outdoes Mickie due to their hotness being so high

No, Mickie still outdoes both of them because Maria and Maryse wouldn't know a wrist lock from a wristwatch.

[Theo Dious]

And overness.

The three are not unrelated, good Sir.

[Triple Naitch]

But I'd take a wristjob from them any day

[AKin3D]

Nah mane, I mean she's better than your standard WWE Diva but she isn't really any better than Trish or Victoria

Oh Hell no. She could never touch them. But she really is better wrestle off tv.

[thedamndest]

At least you didn't bench Anquan "Questionable with a stuffy nose" Boldin and wind up having 2 TDs

Somebody in my league DID do that. He sure looked like a Goofus.

[Theo Dious]

No, Mickie still outdoes both of them because Maria and Mryse wouldn't know a wrist lock from a wristwatch.

"Camel clutch from a cameltoe" would have been funnier.

[Londoner]

A decent match so far.

[CSL]

No, Mickie still outdoes both of them because Maria and Mryse wouldn't know a wrist lock from a wristwatch.

Fuck that, Maryse's hotness outdoes the entire talent rosters talent

[Lux]

"does that belt mean money?"

[Triple Naitch]

Thank you CSLi

[Theo Dious]

Oh Hell no. She could never touch them. But she really is better wrestle off tv.

Thats because Divas get even less TV time to display their actual talent then the men do.

[Lux]

Oh Hell no. She could never touch them. But she really is better wrestle off tv.

In the matter of Divas you are all wrong, none of them wrestle guys, remember they are "entertainers"

[Triple Naitch]

I believe they like to be called soft-core porn stars

[Theo Dious]

In the matter of Divas you are all wrong, none of them wrestle guys, remember they are "entertainers"

They're entertainers who wrestle. Study up on your comedic skills.

[Nark Order]

I'll Holy shit if Hardy wins but that is unlikely

[AKin3D]

crossface....

[Londoner]

HHH is great,

[KYR]

Definition of Hotness...

http://www.wwedivas.biz/images/Mickie%20James.jpg

[Triple Naitch]

Holy shit, Blanton just HRed

[Lux]

CHRIS.... WHO

[Theo Dious]

I wonder if Hardy color-codes his hair like Savage used to do with his trunks.

[Lux]

They're entertainers who wrestle. Study up on your comedic skills.

If your boss tells you to call them entertainers then wrestling isn't even a fore thought sir, are you Vinny Mac? :p

[Juan]

I'm liking this match so far

[Londoner]

I'm liking this match so far

same here.

[Lux]

If Hardy pulls it out, I'll mark out.

[CSL]

'Tis pretty good

[Nark Order]

Hardy FTL

[Londoner]

damnit

[Mystic.Tenshi]

I love Triple H but I'm hoping for jeff to win

[Splaya]

Hardy wins the internet crashes

[Lux]

H has it

[Theo Dious]

I know WWE is mostly doing what theyre doing with Jeff to make sure he won't drop the ball (or smoke it up) if he becomes champ, but in the meantime I think they may really manage to make people beg for him to be champ. If they dont pull it out too far.

[Jeritron]

People in this chat are unreal

[Triple Naitch]

Definition of Hotness...

http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/24/megan_fox_nude_5.jpg

Fixed.

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[Nark Order]

LOL Hardy about to get buried

[CSL]

As much as I'd like to see them put the belt on Jeffrey, i'd be very very shocked if it happened tonight

[owenbrown]

Thanks for comin' Jeff.

[Theo Dious]

Im guessing Koslov is preparing to come out.

[Londoner]

fuck

[Nark Order]

KOSLOV soon

[Londoner]

ITS ALL ABOUT THA GAME AND HOW YA PLAY IT

[Theo Dious]

God fucking dammit.

[Nark Order]

gay

[Lux]

Damn, good match for a run in.

[CSL]

People in this chat are unreal

I gave up with that a long time ago. The amount of people combined with the stuff they say is too much for me

[Theo Dious]

Awesome Pedigree setup though.

[Triple Naitch]

This ref has the slowest count I have ever seen

[Lux]

THE GAME

[Jeritron]

lol wow

[Theo Dious]

Yeah Ross. Jeff Hardy won on points. :roll:

[AKin3D]

They do it again. Another great solid match and a horrable ending.

[thedamndest]

HHH'ROLLED!

[KYR]

Fixed.

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ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[CSL]

Awesome Bret/Bulldog Bulldog from Jeff

[Lux]

HARDY WILL BE CHAMP AT OR BY MANIA, RUMBLE WIN IS ALSO POSS.


CAPS is the new black.

[Theo Dious]

Is that a "We hate Cena" shirt in the front row? :rofl:

[Londoner]

This ref has the slowest count I have ever seen

Agreed.

[owenbrown]

GODDAMMIT THAT MEANS KONAMI CODETISTA IS GONNA ENTER THE CODE TO WIN THE TITLE! :mad: :foc:

[thedamndest]

Thank God. I forgot about Cena for a few minutes.

[Nark Order]

Awesome. More Cena.

[KYR]

So, are we about to hear the glass break?

[Nark Order]

And by Awesome I mean FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!

[Splaya]

Can't wait for the Glass to break :love:

[AKin3D]

Thank God. I forgot about Cena for a few minutes.

:y:

[CSL]

GODDAMMIT THAT MEANS KONAMI CODETISTA IS GONNA ENTER THE CODE TO WIN THE TITLE! :mad: :foc:

I dunno. The Jericho phone thing makes me think not

[Londoner]

*gets really drunk*

[Lux]

I dunno. The Jericho phone thing makes me think not

Agreed

[Triple Naitch]

So will this be a 45 minute match or will they cut out early like last time?

[CSL]

Leviathan like strength

[CSL]

So will this be a 45 minute match or will they cut out early like last time?

<font color=white>PPV's always go off air at quarter too</color>

[Nark Order]

It's the Dancin Deacon!

[Lux]

Unless its.... WR..err ENTERTAINMENTMANIA

[Londoner]

JJJJEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRIIIIIIIICCCCCHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO

[CSL]

lol, looks like Jericho forgot his trunks from that first shot

[Jeritron]

lol naked

[Splaya]

Save Us Y2j

[Splaya]

What Jericho phone thing are you guys talking about?

[Theo Dious]

Unless its.... WR..err ENTERTAINMENTMANIA

God dammit man that is not funny.

[owenbrown]

GRR BATISTA ENTERED UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START :foc:

[CSL]

What Jericho phone thing are you guys talking about?

Asking Adamle for help, looks at his phone and is like 'Nevermind' and walks away

[Triple Naitch]

What Jericho phone thing are you guys talking about?

Jericho kicked Cade out of his Fave Five

[Londoner]

JERRRRRRRRIIIIIIICCCCCCCHHHOOOOOOOOOO

[Xero]

.

[CSL]

Although I prefer that answer

[thedamndest]

I voted for Bob Barr.

[Londoner]

FUCKIN HELL

[Theo Dious]

Surprise surprise.

[CSL]

*SHOCK*

[Jeritron]

lol at Jericho's face when the glass smashed. Pretty legit moment

[Splaya]

GLASS BREAKS AND HERE HE COMES

[Nark Order]

LOL @ 4% for Orton

[CSL]

Gotta love Austin though. I know he only does these kind of shots nowadays but we just don't see enough of him

[Juan]

STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

[Theo Dious]

I'm calling it, Jericho was texting Christian on his phone, he returnz tonits!!!!!111

[Splaya]

OK, this has the potential to be interesting. It is possible that someone will interefere and take AUSTIN out, and whoever that is could be who he faces at Mania

[CSL]

Jericho wins on the sly, Austin stunner, Austin and Bats celebrate with some beerz to end the show would be my prediction hyare. Be very happy if I was wrong though

[Londoner]

lol at Jericho's face when the glass smashed. Pretty legit moment

Jericho > any moment.

[thedamndest]

My friends, Senator Stone Cold is going to redistribute the wealth. His wrestling career began in the living room of a terrorist. Is this the man you want reffing your World Championship match?

Change is Coming. McCain/Palin 08.

[Theo Dious]

I voted for Kodos.

[Juan]

How awesome would it be if Austin helped Jericho retain the title?

[Jeritron]

Austin looks slimmed down and in the best shape he's been in since 02

[Theo Dious]

HBM for the block.

[Londoner]

austin on the mic :D

[Londoner]

Amazing.

[Splaya]

LOL I LOVE AUSTIN.

WHY WASN'T HE CHOSEN TO BE GM

[thedamndest]

Isn't Austin doing another movie?

[Triple Naitch]

My friends, Senator Stone Cold is going to redistribute the wealth. His wrestling career began in the living room of a terrorist. Is this the man you want reffing your World Championship match?

Change is Coming. McCain/Palin 08.

The Iron Sheik's living room?

[Londoner]

Isn't Austin doing another movie?

who cares?

[Splaya]

You know what would make me wet. If HBK comes out knocks down Austin and counts the 3 for Jericho and sets up HBM/Austin at Mania

[Jeritron]

Hate when Austin wears a ref shirt. It doesn't fit his character.
He'd been a special guest ref in 100 matches during his time, and he'd always just wear his tshirt and shorts.

Now, he wears the ref shirt like a tool. (WM23 and right now). Not a fan, although it's minor.

[owenbrown]

So this bullshit is how Jericho is gonna lose the WCW championship. :shifty:

[CSL]

You know what would make me wet. If HBK comes out knocks down Austin and counts the 3 for Jericho and sets up HBM/Austin at Mania

Yeah but that'd piss all over one of WWE's better booking jobs of the last few years

Second thoughts, sounds right up WWE's street

[Theo Dious]

You know what would make me wet. If HBK comes out knocks down Austin and counts the 3 for Jericho and sets up HBM/Austin at Mania

I was going to say that was retarded but on further reflection that would kick some major ass.

[Nark Order]

KIZARNNY RUN IN

[CSL]

Dave got luuuuuuuucky there. Could have been a huge fuck up

[Jeritron]

I just want to see a stunner.

[Londoner]

JJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEERRRRRRIIIIIIICCHHHHOOOOOOOOO

[Jeritron]

Dave got luuuuuuuucky there. Could have been a huge fuck up

What happened? I missed it.

[Jeritron]

You know Batista is boring when two of my favorites are in the ring and I'm bored shitless

[Nark Order]

TAP

[thedamndest]

Walls of Boston!

[Nark Order]

TAP, you fucking gorilla

[Triple Naitch]

Ugh watching them call that the Walls of Jericho is very frustrating

[Londoner]

Y2J Y2J Y2J

[CSL]

What happened? I missed it.

Jericho was going for the walls and Bats' shoulders were down. Austin got to 2 and delayed counting the 3. Wasn't too noticeable 'cause he started to roll onto his side right after for Jericho but if Austin would have counted the same speed for the whole 3, Batista wouldn't have moved in time

[Londoner]

God this is so fucked.

[Juan]

KIZARNNY RUN IN

lol

[CSL]

Batista knocking himself out on the ringpost ala Goldberg then would have been the greatest thing ever

[Triple Naitch]

Batista just met his yearly quota for top rope moves

[Londoner]

Jericho IS the greatest thing ever.

[CSL]

Apparently King and Cole have eye problems and didn't notice Jericho hit a DDT

[thedamndest]

RKO!

[Londoner]

fuckoff.

[CSL]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HBK for that 1st count

[Theo Dious]

well that was nice

[AKin3D]

HBK getting a stunner calling it now

[Londoner]

JBL!!!!!!!!

[CSL]

Immense timing

[Splaya]

I smell superkick to Austin

[Theo Dious]

JBL! JBL! JBL!

[Jeritron]

Interesting situation here. Lets see where it goes

[Londoner]

I NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TOSEE JBL

[DaVe]

WTF. Austin is knocked out by one move ala a normal ref?

[Juan]

Good ol fashioned ref bump

[Londoner]

YES!!!!!!!

[Triple Naitch]

Ok, who thought we were going to make it through the night without a JBL appearance?

[Nark Order]

ORTON

[Londoner]

DAMNIT!!!!!!!!

[Theo Dious]

Now see, as a hell ref why wouldnt Orton just drop the third?

[Jeritron]

This is pretty wild

[Theo Dious]

yeah of course the fucking stream goes on me now

[Mooияakeя™]

OH FFS. HE REALLY IS CHEATIN'.

[CSL]

Ahhh fuck

[Theo Dious]

Fuck man NO.

[Londoner]

FUCKIN CUNTS

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[Jeritron]

Terrible

[Triple Naitch]

Wow, totally didn't see that one

[Nark Order]

WHAT?!?!?!

[Theo Dious]

BOOOOO.

[KingofOldSchool]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[Ninti the Mad]

booo

[Theo Dious]

I am NOT saying Boourns.

[KingofOldSchool]

WE HAVE BEEN SAVED!

[Nark Order]

C'mon Mike Adamle

[owenbrown]

GODDAMMIT FUCK I HATE WWE BATISTA CHEATED HIS WAY TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Bullshit.

[thedamndest]

He can put it in his lunchbox.

[Theo Dious]

STUN HIM AND COUNT YOURSELF THE BELT, AUSTIN!!!

[Jeritron]

Could really care less about who won in a mark sense. It's just stupid booking. Very anticlimactic end for Jericho's run, especially since this wasn't a big payoff or even a main fued.

[Mooияakeя™]

Stun Batista, cheatin' fuck.

[Juan]

:nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:

[KingofOldSchool]

Save_Us.Tista

[AKin3D]

:'(

[Theo Dious]

Pardon me whilst I go and vomit.

[Triple Naitch]

Is my volume not working or it Batista getting barely any crowd reaction?

[DaVe]

Austin doesn't seem to care that Batista knocked him out? What? I said, Austin doesn't care that Batista knocked him out?:mad:

This whole ending was ridiculous.

[CSL]

Makes sense but still would liked to have seen Jericho hold on for a bit longer

[Londoner]

'batista earns the respect''... what the fuck ever

[owenbrown]

Time for me to take Raw off my DVR record list again.

[CSL]

Is my volume not working or it Batista getting barely any crowd reaction?

Batista always gets a good reaction

[Heros Welcome]

BATS! :|

[Triple Naitch]

I guess the volume just sucks on my feed

[Splaya]

The only thing that saves us here is a 24 hour Kane reign where Jericho invokes his rematch clause and wins the title back tommorow night

[Juan]

So how long until the Batista/Cena feud gets started?

[Tazz Dan]

I'm really glad I didn't watch this now :nono:

[Nark Order]

RIP Jericho :(

[KingofOldSchool]

NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA

HEY HEY HEY

GOOODBYYYYE!

[AKin3D]

All I can say is I'm glad I didn't have to pay for this shit.

And Austin looked danm good in those pants.

[Ninti the Mad]

So how long until the Batista/Cena feud gets started?

survivor series

[Triple Naitch]

So how long until the Batista/Cena feud gets started?

I'd say about 10 hours

[thedamndest]

Watch your back, Santino! Jericho is coming for you!

[Lux]

GODDAMMIT FUCK I HATE WWE BATISTA CHEATED HIS WAY TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP

Bullshit.

:'(

Pardon me whilst I go and vomit.

'batista earns the respect''... what the fuck ever

Time for me to take Raw off my DVR record list again.
Agreed to it all.




:foc: WWE, no one gives a shit about Dancin Dave! :mad: I'm tuning out of ECW on th off chance Bats goes to beat someone up for a squash match :nono:

[Triple Naitch]

All I can say is I'm glad I didn't have to pay for this shit.

And Austin looked danm good in those pants.

:nono:

[Lux]

I hate life now. Oh wait, I can go get high and forget this... STASH TIME!!!! :(

[KingofOldSchool]

Agreed to it all.




:foc: WWE, no one gives a shit about Dancin Dave! :mad: I'm tuning out of ECW on th off chance Bats goes to beat someone up for a squash match :nono:

The fans care about him.

[Triple Naitch]

Ooops just realized you were a lady, never mine...shame on me