Official Raw is 800 again! Thread 11/03/08: Three hours full of CELEBRATION! YAY 800!

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie in pigtails = WIN

[FourFifty]

FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A WRESTLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

WWE RAW: REHASH TV

[Loose Cannon]

Mae Young surprise apperance #40

[KingofOldSchool]

By the time Mae gets to ringside it'll be Raw episode 1600

[Ruien]

How many divas will not get into the match? Guessing 8 here.

[RawRocks]

Oh for God's sake.. Mae Young wrestling in her 140's :nono::nono::nono::nono::nono:

[Innovator]

wow mae is old

[Londoner]

tHANK FUCK FOR BEER

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Mae fell!

[KingofOldSchool]

GLAMAZON!

[Londoner]

ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

[Loose Cannon]

Mae Young almost broke her neck

[FourFifty]

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! BETH PHOENIX IS MY WOMAN!!!!!!!!

[Ruien]

ROFL at that match. Like 4 divas got in the match.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hey Katie Lea won a match

[Londoner]

THAT sucked.

[ClockShot]

Wow. I flipped over to MNF for 1 minute and this was all over.

[KingofOldSchool]

Did Katie get implants or is she wearing three pushup bras again?

[Ruien]

Best match is coming up next.

[Innovator]

Anyone else catch one of the Bella Twins has a tat close to her vag

[Innovator]

ITS JOBBERING TIME

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow they actually have a non photoshopped graphic of Punk with the tag title, it took them 3 weeks to get one of him with the World Title.

[KingofOldSchool]

Anyone else catch one of the Bella Twins has a tat close to her vag

It says "Easy Access" with an arrow pointing down

[FourFifty]

Monster Jam? These graphics would have been awesome for N64.

[Innovator]

One has one on the front, the other has it on the back

[KingofOldSchool]

One has one on the front, the other has it on the back

"In the pink"

"In the stink"

[RawRocks]

The classic Rock-Hogan fued

[Loose Cannon]

awesome segment. top 5 segment in the last 8 years

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk and his consolation title belt.

[ClockShot]

I hear voices in my head.

[Loose Cannon]

who's this man carrying a belt???

[ClockShot]

Is it just me, or is they 'Skins/Steelers game going mad slow tonight?

[RawRocks]

I reckon the Foley-Rock This is Your Life segment will be played

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk: My revenge? To job!

[Loose Cannon]

Orton's got green tights. maybe??? possibly????

$$$$$$

[FourFifty]

I don't know about all of you, but I'm ready for a rest hold!

[Innovator]

REAR CHINLOCK

[Loose Cannon]

Orton lookin awesome as usual

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh shit what a kick

[KingofOldSchool]

lol what

[Londoner]

what the fuck

[ClockShot]

KNEEL!

[Loose Cannon]

WTF??????????????????????????????

[FourFifty]

That was.... unexpected.

[Loose Cannon]

god dam. what the hell

[ClockShot]

What the hell Orton. Take charge of your soon-to-be-stable.

[RawRocks]

short attention span

[Loose Cannon]

finally some good old wrestling angles here. thought they forgot how to book this way.

very interesting

[Londoner]

Loving this,tbh.

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah Orton takes charge unlike Jericho who let his followers get fired.

[Loose Cannon]

fucking angle dominating everything

[Theo Dious]

...that was pretty cool.

[ClockShot]

Bunch of bullshit right here.

[Xerzes]

Ahh, Mayweather. He was just awful.

[KingofOldSchool]

AND THEN I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR OTHER JAW!

[Loose Cannon]

Cash Money Mayweather

[KingofOldSchool]

Stephanie is sending dirty text messages to CM Punk.

[Londoner]

Ahh, Mayweather. He was just awful.

Yep.

Oh look its adamle.

[KingofOldSchool]

Goobedly Gook!

[Loose Cannon]

you know I can't stand this Adamle guy, but seeing him step up against the McMahons might be kind of interesitng

[Londoner]

omgz major announcement about ss

[Lux]

I wish she had said "good luck Mike... in your future endavors"

[SammyG]

smackdown vs raw looks sick

[Loose Cannon]

Very Rare Raw Taker appearance coming up guys

[Innovator]

OH god, Steph is coming back in charge

[Loose Cannon]

I saw Taker on Raw once back in 93 I think

[RawRocks]

it is only WSH 6 PIT 3 - 2:09 left 2nd

[SammyG]

Hey what the fuck. Only Kobe can do guitar hero commercials :mad:

[Innovator]

TAKER TAKER TAKER TAKER

[Mystic.Tenshi]

OH god, Steph is coming back in charge

Please Please let it be so!

I love Stephanie

[Innovator]

Awesome ladder match

[Londoner]

Ah this match was great!

[ClockShot]

Biker Taker.

[RawRocks]

Jeff when he had blonde hair

[KingofOldSchool]

Let's count to see how many times Cole says "Vintage Undertaker"

[thedamndest]

KAYFABE! DYING!

[Londoner]

JR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FourFifty]

BAH GAWD JIM ROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RawRocks]

Good Ole JR Jim Ross!

[KingofOldSchool]

BAH GAWD BOOMER SOONER!

STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW ROSS!

[Innovator]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES JR AND TAZZ

[ClockShot]

Ha ha. Another one parks too close.

[RawRocks]

The 2024 Election will be held by the time the Undertaker just gets in the ring

[Innovator]

Taker should run for office

[ClockShot]

Damn. Vince should have called Percy to show up tonight.

[Xerzes]

Purple.

[KingofOldSchool]

Damn. Vince should have called Percy to show up tonight.

Remember? Taker buried him in cement.

[ClockShot]

10-6 Blitzburgh.

[Innovator]

JBL is still poopy, god dammit Cena

[KingofOldSchool]

VINTAGE UNDERTAKER!

[Gertner]

Please Please let it be so!

I love donuts

[KingofOldSchool]

lol JBL takes the low road

[Gertner]

Bret the Hitman Haas made my night

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK with the assist!

[Innovator]

YES, please let that be HBK/Taker start

[KingofOldSchool]

look at the staredown Tony!

[Innovator]

Long stares = Wrestlemania

[KingofOldSchool]

lol wow

[FourFifty]

Spoiler- Cena Wins

[Theo Dious]

Wow. Cena. Yawn.

[SammyG]

LMFAO CENA GETS A SHOT RIGHT AWAY

[KingofOldSchool]

Hell even Triple H didn't get a title match his first match back.

[ClockShot]

Wow. Cena gets a free ride to the title at Survivor Series.

Here we go again.

[Innovator]

OMG OMG OMG

INNO ISN'T GETTING SURVIVOR SERIES!

[Mystic.Tenshi]

Hey Gertner,

Don't you have anything better to do with your time your so focused on me!

[ClockShot]

BEER TRUCK!

[KingofOldSchool]

BEER BATH!

[KingofOldSchool]

JABRONI DRIVE!

[Innovator]

I miss the Beer Bash

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Kung Fu Naki

[FourFifty]

..WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS!?!?!?!?!

[ClockShot]

BOOGEYMAN!

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOGEYMAN!

[Xerzes]

Go Boogen! Do a funky dance!

[KingofOldSchool]

GOLDUST AND FESUTS!

[KingofOldSchool]

Dusty's getting funky like a skunky monkey!

[Loose Cannon]

what. the. fuck.

[RawRocks]

DAMN!

[Theo Dious]

That's it. I'm leaving the planet.

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL

[FourFifty]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Yeah okay.



DAMN!

[KingofOldSchool]

RON!

DAMN!

[Innovator]

what the fuck was that

[Gertner]

lol so stupid, yet so awesome

[Theo Dious]

No, I take it back, that was worth it.

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KingofOldSchool]

Teddy Long and Dusty Rhodes dancing = WIN

[Innovator]

LEAVE THE MEMORIES ALONE

[Londoner]

Thankfuck thats over.

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:'( :'(

Leave the memories alone.

[ClockShot]

Bye Flair.

[Johnny Vegas]

I was thinking in my head that there had BETTER be a point to that segment

[Londoner]

THANK YOU RIC.

[FourFifty]

I was waiting for the bell to ring and then watch Festus kill all of them.

[Londoner]

I was thinking in my head that there had BETTER be a point to that segment

I was thinking in my head' thank god i'mdrunk right now'

[Innovator]

When that segment started, I switched to South Park

[Innovator]

DAMN YOU CRAIG

[RawRocks]

I am so sick of that damn Snickers commercial

[Londoner]

I even switched to NFL for abit.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol they should show Snitsky's poem

[Londoner]

Only Y2J can save this.

[Innovator]

They show the wedding but not the Hardy part?

[KingofOldSchool]

BAH GAWD IT'S KANE!

[Innovator]

MIZARK! SOMEBODY GONNA GET THEIR ASS KICKED!

[KingofOldSchool]

WIG SPLITTIN TIME

[Innovator]

SOMEBODY GONNA GET THEIR WIG SPLIT

[FourFifty]

SOMEBODYS GONNA GET THEY ASS LICKED!!! SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET THEY BUTT SNIFFED!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

[FourFifty]

So with Sydal injured, who'll be his partner?

[Londoner]

Kane/Mark Henry to win

[KingofOldSchool]

Snap, crackle, pop there goes Bourne's push

[Loose Cannon]

woah, this new mask here Rey has is kind of Latin Gangsta looking. like he's about to shoot down some homies on the street corner

[KingofOldSchool]

COFFEE!

Coffee > Bourne

[ClockShot]

For Rent: Tag Team Champions.

[Londoner]

Yep,i'm right.

[KingofOldSchool]

HEY! Is that the shocked Batista fan in the crowd doing the hand clap thing????

[Innovator]

Inno wants to see Low Ki vs. Mark Henry

Mark can't split the wig of a bald guy

[SammyG]

lol KHALI Henry and Kane, come on

[KingofOldSchool]

KHALI!

[RawRocks]

what the hell is Khali doing out here

[ClockShot]

Khali.

Can the ring support all this weight?

[Londoner]

Yep,i'm right.

:cool:

[Innovator]

COLLIE TURN FACE!

[Loose Cannon]

it must be a priviledge to hold the WWE Tag Team Title

[FourFifty]

What the hell?

[SammyG]

Khali face turn

[KingofOldSchool]

BRAIN CHOP!

[Londoner]

Khali face turn eh?

[RawRocks]

WTF

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali should do the 619

[Innovator]

that could be hte most amazing thing ever

[Johnny Vegas]

Damnit, i wanted Khali to shout

[ClockShot]

In the words of the J. Giles Band

"I must of got lost."

[KingofOldSchool]

Technically Khali turned face a few weeks ago when he refused to hit Taker with a chair.

[Londoner]

that could be hte most amazing thing ever

I agree

[KingofOldSchool]

that could be hte most amazing thing ever

I still think Khali should have been apart of that dance segment.

Remember the party he had after he won the World Title that the dastardly Batista ruined?

[Innovator]

The 814th! EPISODE

[Londoner]

oh ffs

[Londoner]

JOHN CUNTA

[ClockShot]

I'm getting sick of these John Cena segments.

[KingofOldSchool]

TNA star on Raw!

OMG!

[Londoner]

I'm getting sick of these John Cena segments.

getting?

[Xerzes]

Hey, remember when Cena was interesting?

[Londoner]

This leads me to think he's turning heel,this is too blatant.

[KingofOldSchool]

Is it just me or does Steph and Shane seem too "friendly"?

[KingofOldSchool]

lol so is Vince dead?

[KingofOldSchool]

So are we finally getting that McMahon incest angle Vince wanted years ago?

[Londoner]

Y2222222JJJJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111222222222221!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

COME ON BIG DAVE!

[RawRocks]

Pre-Election Night.... Blue (Y2J) vs Red (Batista) ... the irony

[Londoner]

FAGTISTA

[Innovator]

Someone better turn at Survivor Series

[ClockShot]

Campbell's pass attempt streak just ended.

[KingofOldSchool]

Someone better turn at Survivor Series

Mickie James can turn me on any day. :naughty:

[Theo Dious]

Ive only been watching on and off, why did the Dick Elevator resign?

[Innovator]

Remember when Mickie wore pigtail...I mean handle bars

[KingofOldSchool]

Ive only been watching on and off, why did the Dick Elevator resign?

Because he wasn't getting REE-SPECT!

[KingofOldSchool]

Remember when Mickie wore pigtail...I mean handle bars

That was my favorite part of the night.

[RawRocks]

Burn Notice .. best series on TV

[Johnny Vegas]

lol im just going to ask, is there anyone on RAW that just excites you AT ALL? Like, i'm not trying to be negative or anything, but it seems like i watch now because i have for so long. I think if CM Punk had more talk time, he may have been but there is NOBODY that really makes me go "i can't wait until i see/hear him". Just random thoughts.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol im just going to ask, is there anyone on RAW that just excites you AT ALL? Like, i'm not trying to be negative or anything, but it seems like i watch now because i have for so long. I think if CM Punk had more talk time, he may have been but there is NOBODY that really makes me go "i can't wait until i see/hear him". Just random thoughts.

Mickie...Punk...HBK...Orton...Santino...Beth

[FourFifty]

If this turns into a rope break (like the Dancin' Dave v Taker last year) I'm gonna cry.

[KingofOldSchool]

GIT him Batista!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Batista fucked up, didn't react quickly enough.

[Innovator]

Jericho just pulled himself back in

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Lawler wants to see Jericho naked

[KingofOldSchool]

BOSSMAN SLAM!

[KingofOldSchool]

Aww they were hugging

[Xerzes]

Batista sucks at this. Jericho really has to take his sweet time.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

JERICHO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FourFifty]

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

OMG YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[KingofOldSchool]

DAMMIT!

[Xerzes]

Whatever, right ending. Go Jericho!

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Theo Dious]

YES!!!!!

[Innovator]

AETISHJGKJENG;KJHG ;WGHWE GJ GW GLWEJK HG

[Loose Cannon]

holy shit. what in the world.

[Theo Dious]

YES YES YES FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!!

[Johnny Vegas]

Mickie...Punk...HBK...Orton...Santino...Beth

Santino maybe..just his matches are somewhat of a joke though. His run is ok, but everytime i think of IC runs, i want another Rock run..idk

[HeartBreakMan2k]

My guess is they hot shotted the belt back to Jericho since Cena is cleared for SS.

[KingofOldSchool]

CENA WINS TITLE BACK!

PLEASE!

[Innovator]

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Londoner]

JEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRIIIIICCCCCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Volchok]

wooo

[FourFifty]

And Dancin' Dave doesn't get the next title shot! THE CODE HAS BEEN BROKEN!!!!!!!

[eazey]

Chris Fucking Jericho

[Loose Cannon]

a fucking title chage on Raw?????

sweet

[Theo Dious]

FUCKING SHIT HELL AWESOME!!!

[McLegend]

Didn't see that one coming.

[Londoner]

WE ARE SAVED

[Mystic.Tenshi]

motherfreaker!

[Loose Cannon]

wow, that threw me for a loop. nice way to end it

[KingofOldSchool]

WE ARE SAVED

Come Survivor Series when Cena saves us from Boreicho

[thedamndest]

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[HeartBreakMan2k]

CENA WINS TITLE BACK!

PLEASE!

Seriously, like I said. This is why I think they hot shotted the belt back to Jericho, it's cause of Cena.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Jerichooooo :love:

Obv gonna lose it to Cena and then set up a jealousy Bats heel turn. Good, either Bats or Cena turning heel can only be a good thing. Both have been faces since 2005.....Cena may have been 2004 even</font>

[Jeritron]

I feel as though someones gonna screw Cena and they're going to save the Cena payoff for a later PPV. After all, they like to milk things.
Basically, I had a feeling this was coming to preserve the Bats vs Cena title match, and keep a heel champion through the end of the year.

[Londoner]

Meh fuck it.

Who cares,jericho wins,thats all that matters!And i'm off for tonight,night all.

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Good, either Bats or Cena turning heel can only be a good thing. Both have been faeces since 2005.....Cena may have been 2004 even

Fix'd

[Indifferent Clox]

JERICHO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Savio]

I am pleased to see this happen

[XL]

Mother Fucker!!

I turned off assuming a Batista win.

[Tazz Dan]

I really wish I could get Raw :(

[Tazz Dan]

But still, JERICHO! :love:

[Gertner]

Hey Gertner,

Don't you have anything better to do with your time your so focused on me!

Trying to keep you occupied from the buffet table so others can eat.

[Juan]

Chris Fucking Jericho