Official Raw is 800 again! Thread 11/03/08: Three hours full of CELEBRATION! YAY 800!

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah so tonight...

Stephanie and Shane are here to confront Orton/Adamle.

There are rumors of Orton making his in ring return against CM Punk tonight.

A 16 Diva clusterfuck match without the fucking.

Batista vs. Jericho in a CAGE

D-X vs. The In-Crowd

Plus GOLD-KI is backstage!

[Gertner]

add Mae Young to an already STACKED card.

[Londoner]

Might be watching.Got stuff to do tmrw so depends if i can be bothered. Am getting drunk atm though so who knows...

[ClockShot]

Looks like I'm gonna pass up Terminator tonight.

What's the current odds for the cage match being in the first hour?

[Xero]

Looks like Edge found his way out of Hell and may return tonight. Will Chris Benoit return with him?

[Londoner]

Well it seems i'm still here/drunker than earlier,lets see how this goes!

[FourFifty]

I have cheese and salsa dip.


I mean, WHATS UP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

If Edge comes back, Inno is happy

[FourFifty]

Theyy need to put Jim Ross on Raw tonight.

[Londoner]

DX REUNITES....ONE NIGHT ONLY.....


AGAIN!

[KingofOldSchool]

D-X reunites for ONE NIGHT ONLY!

[Londoner]

omgz


ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

If Edge comes back, Inno is happy

Here here.

And good evening everybody.

[Innovator]

I HEAR VOICES, TIME TO GET PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNKED

[KingofOldSchool]

Here comes the man who hears voices.

[Innovator]

domo origato mr. orton

[Innovator]

You think Orton had to repeat whats going on cause no one watches?

[KingofOldSchool]

I HEAR VOICES, TIME TO HAVE PUNK PUT ME OVER

[Innovator]

OMGOMGGOMGOMGOMG JEEEEEEEEEEEFF ... oh hi Matt

[FourFifty]

ZOMG!!!!!!!! HE'S SITTING!!!!!!!!!! HE FUCKING SITTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

What the hell is on Jeff's face?

[Innovator]

Sounds right KOOS

[Innovator]

What the hell is on Jeff's face?
Oh shit Jeff is painting himself again, wellness violation on the way

[Xerzes]

I have nonpareils. And look! The Hardys have reunited for one night only yet again too!

[Innovator]

At least we know who's jobbing, cause HE COMING

[KingofOldSchool]

Time to job MVP

THE Brian Kendrick!

[FourFifty]

1-2, you hear the clock ticking?
Tick-tock, ya know I'll be jobbing!

[Xerzes]

Every show needs more of THE Brian Kendrick.

[Londoner]

Hardyz reunite for ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!!!!



....


AGAIN!!!!!

[ClockShot]

THE Brian Kendrick!

[St. Jimmy]

is The Brian Kendrick a homo? That dance is pretty gay.

[Innovator]

If its a historic RAW, can JR come back and Cole can fuck off

[FourFifty]

THE Brian Kendrick is reason enough to record SmackDown.

[RawRocks]

This match will end in a DQ - Randy Orton interference

[KingofOldSchool]

It's THE Kendrick now Cole.

[Innovator]

THE Brian Kendrick is reason enough to record SmackDown.
So is the guy trapped in hell

[Innovator]

Are they going to ignore the feud with Matt and MVP

OF COURSE ITS COLE

[Innovator]

Wow, first time the faces put one over on the ref

[KingofOldSchool]

lol what a surprise

[Londoner]

Meh

[ClockShot]

*yawn*

So?

[ClockShot]

THE BRAIN!

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Sean Mooney

[Londoner]

Nice clip from 1993.:D

[Innovator]

I miss Bobby Heenan

[FourFifty]

Wow, first time the faces put one over on the ref

I think two words can argue that idea.

BROOKLYN, BROOKLYN!!!!!

[FourFifty]

I miss Bobby Heenan

[Xerzes]

THE Brian Kendrick is reason enough to record SmackDown.

Which would be great if there was actually a channel that carried it.

[Londoner]

I'm loving these old clips!

[KingofOldSchool]

X-PAC!

[ClockShot]

HEY YO!

[FourFifty]

KLIQ VS KLIQ!!!!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

ahahha, the Kid

[KingofOldSchool]

HE PINNED RAZOR WITH THE 69!!!!

[RawRocks]

1 2 3 Kid :D

[Mystic.Tenshi]

Is it sad that within 800 or so episodes of Raw I think I've missed less then 50?

[KingofOldSchool]

Regal doesn't have that weird ass outfit anymore!

[ClockShot]

Good times back in the day.

[FourFifty]

Bring on..... THE HONK-A-METER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Jamie Noble is gonna win!

[Innovator]

Santino on commentary, YES

[Londoner]

SANTINO SAVES THE MATCH!

[FourFifty]

Is it sad that within 800 or so episodes of Raw I think I've missed less then 50?

If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

[KingofOldSchool]

Subway reference!

[ClockShot]

Hmmmmmm.

I got Regal or one of Priceless getting the shot.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol holy shit

[ClockShot]

Whoa!

[Londoner]

One of cryme tyme will win now.

[Innovator]

Regal for the win

[KingofOldSchool]

So Regal is going to win and we'll get a heel vs. heel match?

[Londoner]

wtf!

[ClockShot]

Yup. Figured Regal would use that trick again.

[FourFifty]

That was almost priceless..... But I'm calling for the Honk-A-Meter to end next week.

[RawRocks]

The Irony is both has a diva as a kiss up

[FourFifty]

Either Regal will win next week, or Santino will not make it out alive.

[KingofOldSchool]

The worst King of the Ring winner of all time gets an IC title match, booo.

[KingofOldSchool]

SHANE O MAC!

[ClockShot]

Game must be on babysitting duty.

[Londoner]

HERE COMES THA MONEEEEEEY

[FourFifty]

The worst King of the Ring winner of all time gets an IC title match, booo.

Pfft, but Shamrock won his KoTR and his IC title YEARS ago. Why bring up old news :roll:

[Xerzes]

The worst King of the Ring winner of all time gets an IC title match, booo.

Mabel?

[PapaGeorgio]

So Regal is going to win and we'll get a heel vs. heel match?

Apparently Raw is in England next week. Thus Regal will get a face reaction from the crowd.

[KingofOldSchool]

Pfft, but Shamrock won his KoTR and his IC title YEARS ago. Why bring up old news :roll:

Shamrock > Regal

[Mystic.Tenshi]

I'm going to try to get wrestlemania tickets saturday morning.

[Londoner]

Apparently Raw is in England next week. Thus Regal will get a face reaction from the crowd.

I doubt it.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mabel?

Nah, Mabel at least got a main event title match out of that push.

All Regal got was a Wellness violation.

[Londoner]

I remember this so well,lol.

[Xerzes]

Nah, Mabel at least got a main event title match out of that push.

All Regal got was a Wellness violation.

So...Haku?

[Londoner]

HERE COMES THA MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY

[KingofOldSchool]

DANCE SHANE DANCE!

[KingofOldSchool]

So...Haku?

Nah Haku got some title shots against Hogan and Savage.

[KingofOldSchool]

Shane is mad as heck!

[ClockShot]

Mike Adamle NEEDS music.

That is all.

[FourFifty]

How old is Shane O'Mac anyways? His hair makes him look... older than he should look.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mike's happy, like he just got laid.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mike's gonna cry.

[Londoner]

haaah adamle botched!

[Xerzes]

And thus Adamle need never return.

[KingofOldSchool]

Come on Mike, let the hate flow.

[Innovator]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

NAH NAH NAH NAH

NAH NAH NAH NAH

HEY HEY HEY

GTFO

[Londoner]

Wtf??? LOL!!!!!!!!

[FourFifty]

Sooooooooo....... who'll be the next GM?

[Mystic.Tenshi]

Holy Shit wasn't expecting that

[ClockShot]

Awwww. Mike takes the easy way out.

LOL at the crowd reaction.

[Xerzes]

Nah Haku got some title shots against Hogan and Savage.

Billy Gunn?

[KingofOldSchool]

Billy Gunn?

Face it, Regal is the worst ever.

[Innovator]

cmon PUNK

[parkmania]

How old is Shane O'Mac anyways? His hair makes him look... older than he should look.

Shane's only 38, but definitely needs to consider buying stock in whatever company makes Just For Men, or Grecian Formula.

To be fair, I just turned 36 Tuesday, and I've noticed a "light-colored" hair here and there on myself.

[FourFifty]

SWEEEEET! ORTON IN ACTION!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

We can't share the return stage with Cena!

[Londoner]

hahahaahaha

[St. Jimmy]

CP MUNK.

[KingofOldSchool]

And Punk gets RKOed

[Innovator]

here comes Punk jobbing

[ClockShot]

Yeah. So now the question becomes who's the next GM. That should be answered in about a year or so.

[KingofOldSchool]

Snitsky for GM!

[Londoner]

Shane Mcmahon should be the next GM,but i think its gonna be regal again.

[RawRocks]

Adamle quitting :nono:

[Mystic.Tenshi]

Would it be too much to ask for Stephanie to be the new GM?

[Londoner]

Would it be too much to ask for Stephanie to be the new GM?

Yes.

[Londoner]

Oh god,do they have to show this...

[Loose Cannon]

forgot it was on

[ClockShot]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TURN IT OFF!

[KingofOldSchool]

Smell what Barack is cookin!

[Xerzes]

I did not want to be reminded of these people embarrassing themselves.

[KingofOldSchool]

KOZLOV!

[Innovator]

AND THE CROWD GOES SILENT!

[parkmania]

WWE fans probably don't want women in charge of BOTH Raw and Smackdown.

[RawRocks]

Kozlov seems like the biggest waste of wrestling crap in history

[Londoner]

LMFAAAAAAAAAAO

[ClockShot]

BRET HAAS!

[KingofOldSchool]

CHARLIE HART!!!!

[Londoner]

bret the hitman haaaaass

[Innovator]

AHAHA, the crowd didn't pop at all

[FourFifty]

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

Bret "Hitman" Hass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

BRET HAAS!

[St. Jimmy]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Loose Cannon]

BRET'S MUSIC :love:

[Xerzes]

Not as funny as could be hoped.

[Londoner]

LOL god...

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL!

[Loose Cannon]

lol @ him in 1988 Bret Hart gear

[FourFifty]

The sad thing is most people didn't get the joke.

[PapaGeorgio]

not the best anymore Haas

[KingofOldSchool]

Well that was fun.

[Xerzes]

Bret Hart would've beaten his useless ass, Cole.

[Londoner]

The lack of crowd reaction killed it.

Marked out for brets music though!

[ClockShot]

Vlad wants challenge.

[KingofOldSchool]

Bret Haas should start going on a rampage at ringside and write "TNA" in the air.

[Londoner]

Vlad wants challenge.

Kozlov want to be king.

[RawRocks]

Kozlov sucks

[St. Jimmy]

Moscow Mauler ftw.

[Londoner]

Jericho got screwed out of the title. :mad:

[RawRocks]

Jericho got screwed out of the title. :mad:

Jericho screwed Jericho

[KingofOldSchool]

Save Us Dave!

[KingofOldSchool]

DX invades Dubbya C Dubbya!

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK with raver sticks!

[RawRocks]

DX invading WCW was classic

[Londoner]

Jericho screwed Jericho

:shifty::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[ClockShot]

Hey, they just gave away the match.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol at HBK in that video

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG!

DX IS BACK!

IT'S BEEN LIKE, FOREVER SINCE WE'VE SEEN THEM TOGETHER!!!

[Innovator]

HHH HAS A HAT ON!!!

[Londoner]

im so fucking drunk right now

[KingofOldSchool]

It's PG D-X!

[FourFifty]

It's good to see HHH on Raw.

[Loose Cannon]

DX with glow sticks and snap fitted baseball hats. woooooo 2008 and they're still cool

[Londoner]

ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!!!!!!11111111

[KingofOldSchool]

You mean they can still crotch chop!?!?!?

[Innovator]

DX is like the herp, takes a sabbatical then comes back

[FourFifty]

ARE YOU FIFTY!?!?!?!?!??!?!

[Loose Cannon]

yea, definately been a while

[Londoner]

Am i ready?



Nah

[KingofOldSchool]

Trips doesn't watch ECW? NO WAYZ!

[Londoner]

lmao miz&morrisson aahahahaha

[KingofOldSchool]

lol

[Londoner]

lol

[Innovator]

Someone did it in seg 4? :lol:

[Londoner]

lmao hbk

[RawRocks]

Somebody did it in Seg 4.. Haas LMAO

[Loose Cannon]

:rofl:

[Innovator]

Ripping on HHH's nose

[Loose Cannon]

:lol:

[FourFifty]

"you can punch my wife in the face!"

Three words- GO JERICHO GO!!!

[Innovator]

HBK going bald

[Londoner]

i am so glad i stayed up for this now

[Loose Cannon]

lol DX jokes. :rofl:

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Balding Shawn jokes!

[Loose Cannon]

how do they come up with this stuff?

[KingofOldSchool]

lol this promo is going to last longer than the match

[Innovator]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[Loose Cannon]

seriously, who are these people who laugh at this crap?

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL shot at Jillian Garcia

[Londoner]

how do they come up with this stuff?

Gee,i wonder.

[RawRocks]

LOL AWESOME

[Innovator]

YOU DONT BAG ON LILLIAN

[KingofOldSchool]

lol at teen Morrison

[Loose Cannon]

oh, probably these people

http://a3.vox.com/6a00cdf3a43463cb8f00d09e59af23be2b-500pi

[RawRocks]

LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

YOU DONT BAG ON LILLIAN

Yeah the ugly stick beat him to it!

[KingofOldSchool]

lol hahaha

[Innovator]

for the thousands in attendance, and the tens watching at home

[RawRocks]

LMFAO at the gay reference

[Loose Cannon]

oh gay jokes. nice add on Triple H

[Innovator]

THE ABS

[KingofOldSchool]

Aww here comes the party poopers

[Londoner]

oh noez they interrupted the promoz

[Loose Cannon]

LMFAO at the gay reference

yea....:|

[Innovator]

oh gay jokes. nice add on Triple H
No LC its ok, HHH was wearing a hat

[RawRocks]

Sorry LC but it was funny

[FourFifty]

I didn't care for the balding jokes at HBK.
Then again, on Sunday after work when I pick up my copy of SmackDown vs Raw 09 I'm going to run into WalMart and get some rogaine.
Seriously.
My hair line is pretty high up there for being 25.

[KingofOldSchool]

I didn't care for the balding jokes at HBK.
Then again, on Sunday after work when I pick up my copy of SmackDown vs Raw 09 I'm going to run into WalMart and get some rogaine.
Seriously.
My hair line is pretty high up there for being 25.

Don't worry you're probably right behind BDC and maybe me depending on bad yours really is.

[Londoner]

Omgz i thoughtz that wud be itz

[RawRocks]

Don't worry you're probably right behind BDC and maybe me depending on bad yours really is.

Hell i started balding at 20 :'( :eek:

[FourFifty]

Don't worry you're probably right behind BDC and maybe me depending on bad yours really is.

Mine's this bad.
Taken while slightly drunk at a party.

[Innovator]

Morrison should be high up soon

[KYR]

I didn't care for the balding jokes at HBK.
Then again, on Sunday after work when I pick up my copy of SmackDown vs Raw 09 I'm going to run into WalMart and get some rogaine.
Seriously.
My hair line is pretty high up there for being 25.

Is this some sort of subliminal marketing???

Are you now being paid endorsements by:

Mamajuana
THQ
Rogaine
Walmart

Subtle. Very Subtle. :wtf:

[KingofOldSchool]

Mine's this bad.
Taken while slightly drunk at a party.

Yeah yours is worse than mine.

[Innovator]

I'm getting a good widow's peak, won't go bald though

[Londoner]

Yeah,DX will lose.:shifty:

[KingofOldSchool]

PALACE OF WISDOM KICK!

[ClockShot]

DAMN!

[Londoner]

HAHA nice

[KYR]

Mine's this bad.
Taken while slightly drunk at a party.

Love the Superman Kiss-Curl :D

Or is that the start of an imminent comb-over?

[Londoner]

Wow i'm shocked..

[KingofOldSchool]

And here it comes!

[Londoner]

Yeah.

[Innovator]

Weak

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG D-X BERRIEDZ THEM!

[ClockShot]

Morrison gotta drop Miz ASAP.

Probably be awesome going solo for awhile.

[FourFifty]

Two things.

First off, Fuck You Know Your Role :rofl:

Secondly, so who called the superkick to the pedigree last week?

[Londoner]

Morrison gotta drop Miz ASAP.

Probably be awesome going solo for awhile.

100% agreed.

[RawRocks]

JBL

[KingofOldSchool]

lol JBL for GM

[KYR]

Two things.

First off, Fuck You Know Your Role :rofl:

Secondly, so who called the superkick to the pedigree last week?

You do realise that that pic WILL appear some time in the very near future with an appropriate caption attached...

:love:

[RawRocks]

JBL vs The Undertaker :eek:

[Innovator]

WOOO TAKER BABY

[KingofOldSchool]

It should have been Teddy Long saying that.

[Londoner]

lol,loving shane atm

[Innovator]

Maryse and Kelly Kelly on my screen at the same time...fuck yeah

[Londoner]

Might be good,since i'm drunk.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie, Maria, Maryse and Kelly Kelly on my screen at the same time...fuck yeah

[ClockShot]

16 diva tag match with the teams shuffled.

Can't they just do SD! vs. Raw?

[KingofOldSchool]

There was only 7 face Divas in that graphic, I'm guessing Mae Young will show up to be number 8.

[KingofOldSchool]

MIKE TYSON!

[Londoner]

ahahahah fucking great clip

[Londoner]

MICKIE!

[Innovator]

Why show the stuff back when RAW was awesome

[RawRocks]

someone wake me when this match is over

[Londoner]

WHAT A SURPRISE