If wrestlers weren't wrestlers...

[Xero]

What would they be?

Randy Orton and Sid - Would own Randy & Sid Septic Cleaners

[Xero]

(Insert Diva Here) - Porn

[KingofOldSchool]

Chris Jericho - Used Car Salesman

[KingofOldSchool]

Soma Joe and Tommy Dreamer - Professional Eaters

[Volare]

Batista - Creates dance team to tryout for America's Best Dance Crew.

[Vastardikai]

TL Hopper: Plumber
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese: Garbage Man
Henry O. Godwin: Hog Farmer
Repo Man: Repo Man
Doink: Circus Clown

:shifty:

[Xero]

Undertaker: Undertaker

[Vastardikai]

IRS: Tax man.
Isaac Yankem: Dentist
Men on a Mission: Rappers
The Mountie: a Mountie
Rick Martel: Model
El Matador: Matador
Sparky Plugg: Racecar Driver

:shifty:

You know, the mid-90s is a fucking goldmine for this thread...

[Funky Fly]

Hurricane Helms: destroyer of Caribbean islands and southeast American states
Matt Striker: teacher
Super Crazy: professional border crosser
HBK: drugged up homeless guy w/ Marty Jannety
Warrior: 1980s action movie villain
Edge: rockstar
Ron Simmons: star of the remake of Ben Hur
Chris Candido: see Shawn Michaels (too soon?)
Mick Foley: (non-glorified) stuntman
Kurt Angle: Olympic gold medalist

[Nowhere Man]

Chris Benoit: alive

[candy]

Chris Benoit: alive

I think the same could be said of a few others, eg Eddie, Owen, Kurt etc!!! :(

[Exyle]

The Rock: Actor?

[Nark Order]

According to Vince McMahon there is no such thing as wrestlers, only entertainers.

[Verbose Minch]

Kurt Angle: Olympic gold medalist

Be realistic, that will never happen! :shifty:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Boogeyman: Owner of a Halloween store

Carlito: Apple factory worker

Deuce, Domino, and Cherry: Actors starring in remakes of all the '50s greaser movies

D-Lo Brown: Accountant

Ezekiel Jackson: Bouncer

John Morrison: Bowflex Spokesman

Snitsky: Sponsor for a Dental office

The Brian Kendrick: Druggie</font> :shifty:

[Theo Dious]

Kurt Angle: Olympic gold medalist

In what, the discus?

[Xero]

Jeff Hardy: Street performer

[Vastardikai]

DDP: Bounty Hunter.

come to think of it, you never see him and Dog in the same place at the same time...

[KingofOldSchool]

Candice Michelle: Street <s>performer</s> walker

[KYR]

Branden Walker: Street <s>performer</s>....walker :shifty:

[Funky Fly]

In what, the discus?

In every Olympic sport. Think about it, without wrestling he wouldn't have broken his freaking neck, which would have made him exponentially more capable. I just kinda figured everyone knew that since we're talking about KURT FREAKING ANGLE.

[Kane Knight]

Rey Mysterio: One of those feds they get to pose as kids and try and buy cigarettes.
Hall and Nash: Best damn used car salesmen ever.
X-Pac: Banging trannies for cash, rather than pro bono.
Cena: Most controversial ticket puncher in the history of the MBTA.
Triple H: Carrying Motorhead's equipment.
Warrior: Sane.
Shawn Michaels: Evangelist. You can buy the battle of Armageddon playset for only 200 dollars.
Sid: Depends spokeman. Sorry, D-Mac, gotta make the joke.