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Old 12-07-2008, 02:03 AM   #1
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If wrestlers weren't wrestlers...
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Old 12-07-2008, 02:05 AM   #2
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Old 12-07-2008, 02:20 AM   #4
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Old 12-07-2008, 02:57 AM   #6
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Old 12-07-2008, 03:00 AM   #7
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Old 12-07-2008, 03:09 AM   #8
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IRS: Tax man.
Isaac Yankem: Dentist
Men on a Mission: Rappers
The Mountie: a Mountie
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Old 12-07-2008, 03:37 AM   #9
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Matt Striker: teacher
Super Crazy: professional border crosser
HBK: drugged up homeless guy w/ Marty Jannety
Warrior: 1980s action movie villain
Edge: rockstar
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Old 12-07-2008, 05:47 AM   #10
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Old 12-07-2008, 06:08 AM   #11
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Old 12-07-2008, 12:39 PM   #12
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Old 12-07-2008, 01:16 PM   #13
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According to Vince McMahon there is no such thing as wrestlers, only entertainers.
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Old 12-07-2008, 01:17 PM   #14
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Old 12-07-2008, 01:40 PM   #15
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Carlito: Apple factory worker

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Old 12-07-2008, 01:52 PM   #16
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Old 12-07-2008, 02:23 PM   #17
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Old 12-09-2008, 12:03 AM   #18
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DDP: Bounty Hunter.

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Old 12-09-2008, 12:35 AM   #19
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Old 12-09-2008, 12:56 AM   #20
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:06 AM   #21
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In what, the discus?
In every Olympic sport. Think about it, without wrestling he wouldn't have broken his freaking neck, which would have made him exponentially more capable. I just kinda figured everyone knew that since we're talking about KURT FREAKING ANGLE.
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X-Pac: Banging trannies for cash, rather than pro bono.
Cena: Most controversial ticket puncher in the history of the MBTA.
Triple H: Carrying Motorhead's equipment.
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