If wrestlers weren't wrestlers...
 

What would they be?

Randy Orton and Sid - Would own Randy & Sid Septic Cleaners

(Insert Diva Here) - Porn

Chris Jericho - Used Car Salesman

Soma Joe and Tommy Dreamer - Professional Eaters

Batista - Creates dance team to tryout for America's Best Dance Crew.

TL Hopper: Plumber
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese: Garbage Man
Henry O. Godwin: Hog Farmer
Repo Man: Repo Man
Doink: Circus Clown

:shifty:

Undertaker: Undertaker

IRS: Tax man.
Isaac Yankem: Dentist
Men on a Mission: Rappers
The Mountie: a Mountie
Rick Martel: Model
El Matador: Matador
Sparky Plugg: Racecar Driver

:shifty:

You know, the mid-90s is a fucking goldmine for this thread...

Hurricane Helms: destroyer of Caribbean islands and southeast American states
Matt Striker: teacher
Super Crazy: professional border crosser
HBK: drugged up homeless guy w/ Marty Jannety
Warrior: 1980s action movie villain
Edge: rockstar
Ron Simmons: star of the remake of Ben Hur
Chris Candido: see Shawn Michaels (too soon?)
Mick Foley: (non-glorified) stuntman
Kurt Angle: Olympic gold medalist

Chris Benoit: alive

I think the same could be said of a few others, eg Eddie, Owen, Kurt etc!!! :(

The Rock: Actor?

According to Vince McMahon there is no such thing as wrestlers, only entertainers.

Be realistic, that will never happen! :shifty:

<font color=goldenrod>Boogeyman: Owner of a Halloween store

Carlito: Apple factory worker

Deuce, Domino, and Cherry: Actors starring in remakes of all the '50s greaser movies

D-Lo Brown: Accountant

Ezekiel Jackson: Bouncer

John Morrison: Bowflex Spokesman

Snitsky: Sponsor for a Dental office

The Brian Kendrick: Druggie</font> :shifty:

In what, the discus?

Jeff Hardy: Street performer

DDP: Bounty Hunter.

come to think of it, you never see him and Dog in the same place at the same time...

In every Olympic sport. Think about it, without wrestling he wouldn't have broken his freaking neck, which would have made him exponentially more capable. I just kinda figured everyone knew that since we're talking about KURT FREAKING ANGLE.

Rey Mysterio: One of those feds they get to pose as kids and try and buy cigarettes.
Hall and Nash: Best damn used car salesmen ever.
X-Pac: Banging trannies for cash, rather than pro bono.
Cena: Most controversial ticket puncher in the history of the MBTA.
Triple H: Carrying Motorhead's equipment.
Warrior: Sane.
Shawn Michaels: Evangelist. You can buy the battle of Armageddon playset for only 200 dollars.
Sid: Depends spokeman. Sorry, D-Mac, gotta make the joke.