Official Raw is Slammys Thread (12-8-08): Cena's Spoilin For a Slammy!

[Linkbowler]

This pairing was so much better when Finlay was a heel and Swog was just a little bastard.

[screech]

TEDDY!

[FourFifty]

Diva of the Year............................ yea.......................

[jerichoholicninja]

Goldust should have presented Diva of the Year.

[screech]

This pairing was so much better when Finlay was a heel and Swog was just a little bastard.

I completely agree.

[KingofOldSchool]

MMMM Melina!

And Beth wins this.

[FourFifty]

I need this production theme..... Where's Terran?

[FourFifty]

THAT'S MY WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[screech]

I was totally pulling for Kelly Kelly

[jerichoholicninja]

So to Beth Phoenix a stupid award is more important than the Women's Championship?

[FourFifty]

I shall be replaying that last sound she made over and over again.

[KingofOldSchool]

Awww poor Santino's gonads

[screech]

Santino's screech is amazing.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Santino's scream

[KingofOldSchool]

HISTORIC 800TH EPISODE OF RAW!

[KingofOldSchool]

Hobo HBK

[screech]

JOEY STYLES

[ClockShot]

Styles!

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Fox is spazzing out

[screech]

YES

[FourFifty]

JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[screech]

WHAT A BITCH

[KingofOldSchool]

OH MY GOD!

[KingofOldSchool]

Come on Punk!

[jerichoholicninja]

If there is a god it will not be Cena.

[FourFifty]

For me, it's Punk's win. Yea, it was a cheap match, but I don't think anyone of us called for Punk to cash it in.

[screech]

PUNK WINS! PUNK WINS! PUNK WINS!

[KingofOldSchool]

YES!!!!!

[DaVe]

The Mayweather moment was the most memorable for me.

[KingofOldSchool]

PUNK's NAKED!

[jerichoholicninja]

I guess there is a god.

[KingofOldSchool]

SCOTTY GOLDMAN AND ROCKY BALBOA...WIN!

[Xerzes]

Ha

[screech]

I love Joey Styles

[FourFifty]

Looking forward to seeing these two in the finals.

[ClockShot]

No pyro.

[Innovator]

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

[screech]

FUCK REY

[KingofOldSchool]

"WWE has come to terms with the release of Kofi Kingston's pyro as of December 8. We wish Kofi's pyro the best in all of its future endeavors."

[Innovator]

Chris Guy shout out

[Xerzes]

Lame.

[screech]

REY IS A PIECE OF SHIT

[KingofOldSchool]

Poor Coffee

[ClockShot]

Wow. Rey won.

Don't tell me they're gonna throw the belt on him.

[Innovator]

Rey vs. Punk.....awesome

[KingofOldSchool]

If only Eddie was still alive, then we could have the rematch no one knows about.

[jerichoholicninja]

It seems like Mike Knox is basically beating up on the small guys. So is Hornswaggle in the future or is he off limits since he's a child or something.

[FourFifty]

............Rey won?
That's piss.

[Innovator]

If only Eddie was still alive, then we could have the rematch no one knows about.
Except the few

[KingofOldSchool]

Ugh

[KingofOldSchool]

Except the few

The proud?

[KingofOldSchool]

Kennedy's elbow will hyper extend when he hands over the Slammy

[ClockShot]

Butterfingers.

[Xerzes]

Ew. The mic's got skank on it, now.

[ClockShot]

Flair/Michaels I hope.

[screech]

Well-deserved Slammy

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK cleaned up for the award!

[FourFifty]

What the shit?

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL is a Slammy award winner. WOOOO!

[ClockShot]

Wow.

[KingofOldSchool]

What the shit?

JBL owns HBK now kinda like The Million Dollar Man owned Nikolai Volkoff back in the day.

[Nark Order]

Well-deserved Slammy

Agreed. About time JBL got a Slammy.

[ClockShot]

10-3 Panthers at halftime.

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK and Marty Jannetty should reform the Rockers only calling themselves The Brokers.

[KingofOldSchool]

Can Hunter and Bats OVERCOME TEH ODDZ?!?!

[ClockShot]

Can Hunter and Bats CO-EXIST?!?!

[ClockShot]

Behold.................The Legacy.

[screech]

Their body oil is only rivaled by that of Tomko

[Innovator]

The proud?
<s>The Marines</s> Indie fans

[Innovator]

5 says Cody takes the Pedigree

[Splaya]

Heroes was amazing tonight

[Nark Order]

Their body oil is only rivaled by that of Matt Morgan

[Innovator]

Orton's theme has completely grown on me

[Innovator]

REAR CHINLOCK!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

RKO!!!!!

[jerichoholicninja]

Possibly the most amazing RKO ever.

[screech]

I hate Cody, but I love this stable.

[Innovator]

And boom goes the dynamite

[KingofOldSchool]

Of course we get to see a video promoting the DVD that will sit in the discount bin next to Da Condemned and Jillian Garcia's CD.

[KingofOldSchool]

MICKIE!

[ClockShot]

We need some APA music.

[Linkbowler]

Mickie can't hold it together. Awesome.

[Xerzes]

Fail.

[Linkbowler]

COLLIE!

[screech]

WHAT A SUIT

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali is PIMP

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali in a suit > Jericho in a suit

[Xerzes]

Icky

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL WHAT

[screech]

FINK

[KingofOldSchool]

......

[Xerzes]

...wait, what?

[RawRocks]

DAMN

[FourFifty]

We shall dub him RANDOM SARGE!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

WOAH MOMMA!

[screech]

GET SOME, KHALI

[DaVe]

DAMN.

There you go, ClockShot!

[Johnny Vegas]

lol that shit was like some shit off of a Will Ferrell movie

[screech]

That was a ridiculous segment. Does every Raw have to have something that stupid?

[KingofOldSchool]

That was a ridiculous segment. Does every Raw have to have something that stupid?


Shut up.

That was amazing.

It sure beats the hell out of a Jericho promo.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol that shit was like some shit off of a Will Ferrell movie

Only funnier...

[screech]

Shut up.

That was amazing.

It sure beats the hell out of a Jericho promo.

At least Jericho promos have a point.

[KingofOldSchool]

What time is it?

WHAT'S UP?!!?

WHAT'S UP?!?!?!

YOU CAN GET WIT DIS OR YOU CAN GET WIT DAT

WHAT'S UP!?!??!

[KingofOldSchool]

At least Jericho promos have a point.

A point that was dulled out 5 months ago.

[ClockShot]

DOLPH ZIGGLER!

[KingofOldSchool]

Yes Dolph Ziggler!

[FourFifty]

YES!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE ZIG MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOTTA LOVE THAT DOLPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[screech]

Ziggler's first win?

[Linkbowler]

Hi. I'm Dolph Ziggler. And I just botched a hot shot.

[FourFifty]

That's one for Botch-a-mania.

[jerichoholicninja]

Is it just me or does Dolph Ziggler remind you of John Morrison?

[FourFifty]

So 4 people can't call one match?

[FourFifty]

Are they calling the match or watching MST-3000?

[screech]

Totally called that one. What a kick to end it.

[ClockShot]

ZIGGY WINS!

[KingofOldSchool]

DOLPH WINS!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

A WINNER IS YOU!

A WINNER IS DOLPH!

[FourFifty]

Totally called that one. What a kick to end it.
:roll:Well at least someone was calling the match:roll:

[screech]

:roll:Well at least someone was calling the match:roll:

My play-by-play is on par with the great Mike Adamle.

[ClockShot]

Get the riot gear ready.

[screech]

If Cena wins, we riot.

EDIT: Damn.

[KingofOldSchool]

Triple H wins and makes some jokes about him and Steph

[Linkbowler]

So now Stephanie gets to present the Slammy to Trips

Then present the Slammy to Trips in bed.

[Splaya]

Wow Chris Jericho

[screech]

YES!

[Ironballs]

Jericho, fuck yeah.

[ClockShot]

Whoaaaaaaaaa.

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOOOO

[KingofOldSchool]

RIP-OFF

[screech]

Jericho wins and does so in style.

[KingofOldSchool]

*yawn*

[KingofOldSchool]

"Blah blah blah hypocrites blah blah mindless blah blah blah you don't deserve to vote blah blah"

[screech]

I love these promos. I'd rather hear these than sit through six months of Cena "feel good" promos.

[Xerzes]

Jericho, as always, is the awesome.

[FourFifty]

Gonna be honest.... I'm only still watching because of Edge.

[KingofOldSchool]

If it wasn't for that persona would not have gotten those cushy VH1 gigs.

[Splaya]

As boring as Jericho is, everything he just said about Cena is true.


Also, Antonio Bryant is going off on MNF

7 Rec 171 and a TD

[KingofOldSchool]

Gonna be honest.... I'm only still watching because of Edge.

Likewise.

[screech]

God I hate Cena

[ClockShot]

EDGE!

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOOO Beardless Edge :'(

[screech]

But I do love Edge

EDIT: He looked completely ridiculous with that beard.

[Splaya]

LOL

The Spinner belt sees its master in its sights

[KingofOldSchool]

The REAL Wrestler of the Year has arrived

[screech]

This might be the most I've participated in a Raw thread.

:shifty:

Go me? :cool:

[KingofOldSchool]

LET'S GO EDGE!

[Splaya]

Screech go read your inbox

[KingofOldSchool]

Edge is going into the future and is cashing the 2009 Money in the Bank right now.

[KingofOldSchool]

VINTAGE CENA!

[Splaya]

I just thought of something. If the main event people for Armageddon come out and brawl at the end it will be so awesome.

Not the whole roster, just like the 6 guys for superstar of the year and they all do their finishers

[Linkbowler]

Cena lies. I can totally see him.

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOOO

[ClockShot]

What a lame end.

[screech]

What a lame end.

Agreed.

[Juan]

That Punk/Morrison match was sweet.

[Heyman]

-CM Punk got a great face pop tonight

-The fans love Orton

-I want to give oral to Melina

-Dolph Ziggler reminds me of a cross between Billy Gunn and Mr. Kennedy for some reason.

-Orton needs to win the title at Mania'...cleanly.

-It's too obvious that HBK isn't going to align with JBL.

-I want to give oral to Kelly Kelly

-I want to give oral to Michelle McCool

-Santino is the greatest thing on televison.

-I want to give oral to Mickie James

-I hope the WWE does something with MVP...other than making him job. While his "streak" definitely is giving him attention (and attention is NEVER a bad thing) do you really want to piss away the credibility of a possible future main-eventer?

-The Miz and Morrison are awesome.

[parkmania]

Some observations/thoughts:

1. It was obvious to me that Rey's going to win the shot at Regal the moment that Leyla was talking with Steph trying to get Rey thrown out of the tourney.

2. It was obvious that Jericho was going to win Wrestler of the Year once Cena said he was going to track him down at "some point" during the night.

3. CM Punk going "C'mon Joey, it's Philadelphia." was an... interesting moment. Not sure how I feel about it - upset because Punk wasn't in the real ECW, or happy because he respected where the ECW came from.

4. Santino's got the best scream this side of Mankind. Only Mankind's was a scream of joy.

5. Melina's scream is still as annoying as ever.

6. It's obvious that at the very last show before the end of the year, MVP will finally get a win to invoke his incentive clause. They wouldn't bring up the storyline if he wasn't going to eventually get it.

[KingofOldSchool]

3. CM Punk going "C'mon Joey, it's Philadelphia." was an... interesting moment. Not sure how I feel about it - upset because Punk wasn't in the real ECW, or happy because he respected where the ECW came from.



Hm well considering guys like Dreamer, Sandman, and Styles have gone on record to say that Punk would have been perfect in the original ECW. I don't see how this was a bad thing.

[Juan]

6. It's obvious that at the very last show before the end of the year, MVP will finally get a win to invoke his incentive clause. They wouldn't bring up the storyline if he wasn't going to eventually get it.

MVP had until Survivor Series to win to get his incentive bonus.

[jerichoholicninja]

Just realized Cena didn't win any awards did he? Not like it's a huge thing but I'm just glad we didn't have Cena jammed down our throats all night.