Official Raw is Slammys Thread (12-8-08): Cena's Spoilin For a Slammy!

[KingofOldSchool]

Yes, 3 hours full of Slammy goodness

Awards



WWE.com ONLY

BEST WWE.COM EXCLUSIVE
*Word Up (Cryme Tyme)
*The Dirt Sheet (John Morrison and The Miz)
*Santino's Casa (Santino Marella)
*Outthink The Fink (Howard Finkel)

BREAKOUT STAR OF THE YEAR
*Kofi Kingston
*Vladimir Kozlov
*Evan Bourne
*Ted DiBiase

BEST MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
*R-Truth - What's Up?
*Santino Marella - William Regal Rap
*Edge - Heaven
*John Morrison and The Miz - Mizfits and Mofos

ANNOUNCE TEAM OF THE YEAR
*Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler
*Jim Ross and Tazz
*Todd Grisham and Matt Striker

BEST IMPERSONATION
*Haas Hogan
*Charlie Haas Layfield
*The Glamahaas
*Charlie Perfect
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Televised awards:

EXTREME MOMENT OF THE YEAR
*Jeff Hardy's Swanton Bomb on Randy Orton off the RAW set (January 14th RAW)
*The Undertaker falls off the ladder through several tables as Edge wins the TLC Match (One Night Stand)
*Chris Jericho smashes Shawn Michaels' head though the Obscenely Expensive Jeritron 6000 HD (June 9th RAW)
*JBL throws John Cena off the stage through a car windshield (The Great American Bash)

DAMN! MOMENT OF THE YEAR
*Khali Kiss Kam (November 7th SmackDown)
*Jim Ross in a sailor suit (October 31st SmackDown)
*CM Punk disguised in a Mariachi band and attacks Chavo Guerrero (January 29th ECW)
*Santino Marella attempts Melina's entrance (December 1st RAW)

TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR
* The In Crowd (John Morrison & The Miz)
* Priceless (Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase)
* Cryme Tyme (JTG & Shad Gaspard)
* The Colons (Carlito & Primo)

FINISHING MANEUVER OF THE YEAR
* RKO (Randy Orton)
* Hell's Gate (The Undertaker)
* Knockout Punch (The Big Show)
* Shooting Star Press (Evan Bourne)

Match of the Year
2008 Royal Rumble
Shawn Michaels v Ric Flair
Money in The Bank

Diva of the Year
Mickie James
Kelly Kelly
Beth Phoenix
Michelle McCool

OMG Moment of the Year:

* CM Punk cashes in Money In The Bank and becomes World Heavyweight Champion (Raw June 30)
* Undertaker sends Edge to Hell (SummerSlam)
* Floyd Mayweather punches Big Show and breaks his nose (No Way Out)
* John Cena surprise return at the Royal Rumble (Royal Rumble)

Couple of the Year:

* Santino Marella & Beth Phoenix
* Edge & Vickie Guerrero
* William Regal & Layla
* Finlay & Hornswoggle


Matches:

CHAMPION vs. CHAMPION: John Cena vs. Edge
Triple H vs. Batista
Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho
IC TITLE TOURNEY SEMI FINAL: Kofi Kingston vs. Rey Mysterio
IC TITLE TOURNEY SEMI FINAL: CM Punk vs. John Morrison

[KingofOldSchool]

Kozlov won Breakout Superstar and R-Truth won for best music video.

[parkmania]

R-Truth, please GTFO!

What's Up?
YOU SUCK!

[Londoner]

Couple of the Year:

* Santino Marella & Beth Phoenix
* Edge & Vickie Guerrero
* William Regal & Layla
* Finlay & Hornswoggle

LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena has won the Slammy for the Greatest Person on the Face of the Earth.

Batista also won a Slammy for Most Likely To Get A Title Shot.

[KingofOldSchool]

Dirt Sheet wins for best WWE.com program.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Cena winning Superstar of the Year would be an absolute joke seeing as he missed a considerable bulk of time. By that token, ditto for Edge.

I'm guessing it'll go to Triple H, probably the most sensible option anyway.</font>

[Splaya]

Incorrect. In something so shocking, I see it going to Jeff Hardy

[KingofOldSchool]

Nah Cena will probably win and Jericho will bitch.

[Londoner]

Do we really need to see Cena v edge...AGAIN???

[KingofOldSchool]

In what I consider the first upset of the night, Matt Striker and Todd Grisham win the Best Announce Team award.

[St. Jimmy]

In what I consider the first upset of the night, Matt Striker and Todd Grisham win the Best Announce Team award.

:wtf: Noid works for WWE.com?! I KNEW IT.

[KingofOldSchool]

:wtf: Noid works for WWE.com?! I KNEW IT.

I think they are best announce team in wrestling, it's just with this being picked by WWE, I figured they would have went with Raw or Smackdown just because.

[.44 Magdalene]

I'm glad to see Candice isn't up for diva of the year.

[ClockShot]

Oh shit, forgot this is three hours.

Guess I'll be watching Terminator tomorrow morning.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm glad to see Candice isn't up for diva of the year.

Nah she's up with Cena and Kennedy for "Most Injured of the Year"

[McLegend]

I'm on the floor. Might be on tv.

[DrA]

lol The Colons

[McLegend]

I'm behind the right turnbuckle on tv side

[Innovator]

GRISH AND STRIKER! WOOOOOOOOOO

[Innovator]

Legend on TV, WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Innovator]

Cena winning Superstar of the Year, BOOOOOOO

[FourFifty]

..............What is this not House crap that is on before Raw?

[Mystic.Tenshi]

It's called NCIS my grandmother watches it

[Innovator]

I demand House going into RAW

[Innovator]

Didn't we just get a 3 hour RAW?

[Linkbowler]

Good to have the real TPWW back.

[FourFifty]

It shall be dubbed "Not House Crap."

On another note, Psych and Monk are the same show.

[ClockShot]

Man, I wish this was at MoSu tonight. I would be there.

[screech]

Today is Mitchell Cole's 40th birthday. He's over the hill, does this mean he has an excuse for not knowing the names of moves?

[KingofOldSchool]

GlamHaas won impersonator of the year

[KingofOldSchool]

I demand House going into RAW

I demand House on Raw.

[Splaya]

Yeah thank god. First time in over 3 months I'm here with you guys.

I'll only be here till 9 because then Heroes comes on :shifty:

[Londoner]

This raw will be shit.

[ClockShot]

Evening fellas. Good to be back in the raw thread tonight.

[Innovator]

GOD I HATE MICHAEL COLE, WHY AREN'T YOU GUS JOHNSON

[Innovator]

I demand House on Raw.
Fuck it, I just demand House

[ClockShot]

Whoops.

[Londoner]

What a shit start.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Maria and Festus

[Splaya]

Maria looks good as usual

[KingofOldSchool]

Overalls with a tie, AWESOME

[FourFifty]

Fucking Festus..... That dude is great!

[ClockShot]

Miz & Morrison!

[Splaya]

Also Cryme Tyme will win

[Linkbowler]

Cryme Tyme will have the trophy, whether they win or not.

[Londoner]

Miz&morrisson :cool:

[KingofOldSchool]

Yay!

[FourFifty]

The In Crowd!

[Splaya]

LOL, two Slammy award winners

[Splaya]

LOL at the Miz

"kiss my hand"

[Londoner]

They're cracking me up

[Xerzes]

Die, Poochie, die.

[FourFifty]

Chuck Norris :wtf:

[Linkbowler]

BE JEALOUS.

[ClockShot]

God. Morrison should just take the trophy and lay him out.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahaha this is awesome

[Innovator]

I love the pose, look to the left

[KingofOldSchool]

Yes Punk/Morrison!

[parkmania]

you know, i hate the character John Cena, but can respect the man John Cena. Miz is a big pile of steaming crap that I hope dies a painful death, and SOON!

[Innovator]

legend is marking out for Punk

[jerichoholicninja]

That seemed pretty weak for Miz and Morrison.

[ClockShot]

Anybody else see Morrison going over Punk?

[Linkbowler]

TAG TEAM BELT SIGHTING.

DRINK!

[FourFifty]

Every time I get a chance to see Punk vs Morrison I get hyped. Love how these two guys work with each other.

[Innovator]

Ok KoOS, how will Punk job to Morrison this time?

[KingofOldSchool]

Ok KoOS, how will Punk job to Morrison this time?

Actually Punk will win, reverse the Moonlight Drive into the GTS.

[Linkbowler]

Hey, remember when these guys were feuding over a quasi-World title?

[Innovator]

I'm saying armdrag

[screech]

I love Morrison's pants. And his awesome jacket.

[FourFifty]

That knee was sexy

[Innovator]

I wish Gus Johnson called WWE, every match would be epic

[Londoner]

fuckin hell@that move

[Splaya]

Why was WWE continue to do spots that have a high injury rate?

[Linkbowler]

If Gus called WWE, the universe would explode.

[Innovator]

HOLY RANA

[Splaya]

That was a sick Huricanranna

[FourFifty]

Calling it now- one of these two men will be the next IC champ.

[ClockShot]

YOWZA!

[jerichoholicninja]

Top rope Hurricanrana!!! Punk may have been Candiced.

[Linkbowler]

That super rana was incredible.

[Innovator]

If Gus called WWE, the universe would explode.
He made the chiefs exciting

[Splaya]

Punk and Morrison should have a best of 7 series for the IC title sometime

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL Punk "I'm flying!"

[Innovator]

Awesome match

[Londoner]

Great match

[FourFifty]

GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!





Still, great match.

[KingofOldSchool]

PUNK WINS! PUNK WINS! PUNK WINS!

[Linkbowler]

Punk wins. Who saw that coming?

[Innovator]

IM FLYING

[jerichoholicninja]

Amazing match all around. Wish Morrison would have won though. These guys will be main eventers in a year or so.

[Xerzes]

I still hate how the GTS looks every time Punk does it. He's bad at it. I miss the Anaconda Vice.

[ClockShot]

Good match.

So I guess they're gonna go with the Punk/Kofi final to break up the tag team?

[Londoner]

Punk wins. Who saw that coming?

An obvious result,but entertaining.

[screech]

I liked that kick before the GTS.

And Mitchell Cole sucks on RAW.

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG Punk just joined the nWo!!!

[Linkbowler]

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God bless Gus Johnson.

[jerichoholicninja]

Has Lawler ever worn a suite besides possibly Wrestlemania?

[Linkbowler]

An obvious result,but entertaining.

Oh, damned entertaining, I just wish Regal hadn't spoiled the outcome of the whole damn thing last week.

[KingofOldSchool]

And Mitchell Cole sucks.

[Londoner]

Oh, damned entertaining, I just wish Regal hadn't spoiled the outcome of the whole damn thing last week.

How did he do that?

[Londoner]

I loved this ending to last weeks raw btw.

[jerichoholicninja]

I came a little watching John Cena have the shit beat out of him.

[FourFifty]

I missed Raw last week..... I MISSED A FUCKING LIONTAMER!?!?!?!?!?

[Innovator]

Boo that man Philly

[Linkbowler]

By saying how he's looking forward to a match with Punk for the title.

[Xerzes]

To review: what the shit is "hustle" supposed to mean?

[Splaya]

Wow, like normal.

Here is the champ, John Cena

95% boos, 3% Cheers

[KingofOldSchool]

....uhhhhh....

[screech]

I hate Cena.

"the code in which I live by"

What the hell? My two and a half years of Communication studies and I cringed.

[ClockShot]

*sigh*

I CAN'T STAND YOU!

[Londoner]

Boring.

[Londoner]

WE GET IT.

[Linkbowler]

Cena's the Boogeyman. And he's coming to getcha.

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena is stealing Boogeyman's catchphrases

[jerichoholicninja]

Remember when Edge said we would never see him on Raw again? Only about 4 months is a short never.

[Splaya]

Edge on Raw > Cena on Raw

[parkmania]

Remember when Edge said we would never see him on Raw again? Only about 4 months is a short never.

No I don't and you're not supposed to, either.

[KingofOldSchool]

Well he's still more entertaining than Boricho

[FourFifty]

Philly.... Ah, that's why the crowd isn't just sitting on their hands.

[KingofOldSchool]

It's Meltyface

[Londoner]

They should just run off with the trophy

[ClockShot]

Best Finisher.........oh gee, I wonder........:roll:

[FourFifty]

Melty face and a couple of one trick ponies.

[KingofOldSchool]

Anything but the SSP

[Linkbowler]

Yo.

[Splaya]

Orton should win finisher of the year

[KingofOldSchool]

Does it involve your feet?

[jerichoholicninja]

I'm going to guess Candice's best finishing maneuver is swallowing.

[Londoner]

I love the RKO but orton bores me

[Londoner]

wtf, knock out punch?

[KingofOldSchool]

Are you dumber than a Candice?

[Innovator]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE

[Innovator]

BOOGIE WOOGIE KNOX!

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOOOOOO

[Xerzes]

BEARD!

[FourFifty]

I'M ROBBIE!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULSHIT!

[screech]

KNOXOUT

[KingofOldSchool]

YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[Linkbowler]

Somebody tell Knox that Slammys don't add anything to cardboard box houses.

[screech]

How the fuck did the SSP win?

[KingofOldSchool]

Mike Knox is a Slammy award winner! WOOOOO!

[Innovator]

WOOO Orton

[Splaya]

That is the most ludicrous set of facial hair ever.



RKO time baby

[ClockShot]

ORTON!

[screech]

ORTON!

:y:

[Splaya]

Wow Orton brings up a great point

[KingofOldSchool]

Orton speaks the truth!

[KingofOldSchool]

That is the most awesome set of facial hair ever.

[ClockShot]

Bad move, Orton.

[Splaya]

The Legacy is the stable name

[screech]

Orton is awesome. Will this finally be the start of the stable they've been teasing for six months?

[ClockShot]

YES! THE STABLE IS BORN TONIGHT!

[Innovator]

Legacy? good name

[Splaya]

The Legacy has a great ring to it

[screech]

The Legacy has a great ring to it

Much better than Priceless.

[KingofOldSchool]

Since we don't want either Batista or Hunter jobbing, make it a handicap match!

[Innovator]

Oddities has a better ring to it than Priceless

[ClockShot]

That's all gonna change when BSG gets back on air.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm jobbin! Everyone can pin me! I'm jobbin!

[Londoner]

Lol

[ClockShot]

Oh shit, someone hold Legend back.

[jerichoholicninja]

We need more shows in Philly.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Charlie Haas as MVP!

[Linkbowler]

Montel VontaviHaas Porter!

[screech]

MVC!

[ClockShot]

M.V.C!

[FourFifty]

This is great!

[DaVe]

LOL, perfect by Haas.

[Tb1]

CHARLIE!

[KingofOldSchool]

MVC!

MVC!

MVC!

[jerichoholicninja]

Honestly, I can't tell the two apart.

[jerichoholicninja]

Either Charlie is very black for a white man or MVP is very white for a black man.

[screech]

What a dropkick

[KingofOldSchool]

MVC WINS! MVC WINS! MVC WINS!

[Londoner]

hahahaahaha

[Innovator]

Hot crowds are awesome

[DaVe]

MVP is gonna be killing someone pretty soon I feel.

[FourFifty]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KANE'S DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

MVP is gonna be killing someone pretty soon I feel.

Kung Fu Naki is hiding in fear of his life.

[FourFifty]

TOFUCKINGMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GONNA GO TO WALMART TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[McLegend]

I'm next to the guy with the phillies shirt and glasses

[KingofOldSchool]

Will Kane's DVD come with a guide to understanding his backstory?

[Innovator]

And i'm surprised legend didn't jump the rail

[ClockShot]

Easy, moneybags.

[ClockShot]

HUNTER THE BARBARIAN!

[Innovator]

Will Kane's DVD come with a guide to understanding his backstory?
Including a special DVD-ROM "fill in the loopholes" game

[Xerzes]

Tiffany? What, from CCW?

[Splaya]

Jeff Hardy will win Extreme moment of the year

[screech]

Nice suit, Hardy!

[KingofOldSchool]

Gee Matt is presenting, I wonder who wins...

[Xerzes]

Matt Hardy looks silly in a suit.

[Linkbowler]

Matt Hardy wouldn't know extreme if it hit him with a dollar store skillet.

[KingofOldSchool]

Matt must be joining the Main Event Mafia

[ClockShot]

Meh. Give this one to whoever.

[KingofOldSchool]

Matt Hardy wouldn't know extreme if it hit him with a dollar store skillet.

He banged Lita for years, can't get any more extreme than that.

[screech]

Awesome

[KingofOldSchool]

COLOR ME SHOCKED!

[Londoner]

How shocking

[Linkbowler]

He banged Lita for years, can't get any more extreme than that.

ZING

[screech]

Where's the makeup?

[KingofOldSchool]

Matt should attack Jeff from behind.

[ClockShot]

Yes. After Armageddon, I will walk out as TPWW Tipsters Champion!

[Londoner]

No countdown forjericho?:mad:

[KingofOldSchool]

Ugh I don't know which one I hate more...

[Splaya]

Alright guys I'm taking off early, I'll be back at 10 after Heroes is over

[KingofOldSchool]

"WWE has come to terms with the release of Chris Jericho's countdown as of December 8. We wish the countdown the best in all of its future endeavors."

[FourFifty]

Not the countdown :(

[KingofOldSchool]

Not the countdown :(

"OMG IT'S THE REVERSE CLOCK, WHAT'S IT DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!?!"

[KingofOldSchool]

Ha Jerry Lawler tried to bury Striker and Grisham

[ClockShot]

3-0 Cats with about 4 minutes in the 1st.

[ClockShot]

Nice.

[screech]

Love that Codebreaker. Good match.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wellness violation?

[KingofOldSchool]

KKK!!!!

[ClockShot]

Kelly Kelly and Kane.

Ooooooooooookay.

[Xerzes]

Kaney Kelly?

[FourFifty]

KKK?

[DaVe]

WTF Kane?

[screech]

KANE IS AWESOME

[Linkbowler]

LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Kane remembers Katie Vick and Lita

[screech]

RECOUNT

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ClockShot]

EXCUSE ME!

[KingofOldSchool]

GLAMARELLA WAS ROBBED!

[FourFifty]

She is one killer promo away from getting Freddie Blassie heat.

[screech]

Kane and Kelly Kelly should have won.

[ClockShot]

Wow.

Really, go home and raise your kids.

[KingofOldSchool]

EXCUSE ME!

EXCUSE ME!

GLAMARELLA SHOULD HAVE WON!

EXCUSE ME!

[DaVe]

Wow, this is insane heat!

[screech]

GLAMARELLA

[Linkbowler]

YES SANTINO HAS A MIC!

[KingofOldSchool]

The REAL couple of the year!

[screech]

COUGAR OF THE YEAR

[ClockShot]

Gail Kim for surprise comeback of the year.

[FourFifty]

Santino should get the award for best improved promos.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh god Glamarella vs. Finlay and Swog

[Linkbowler]

Scrotiferous region?

[ClockShot]

Tribute to the Troops on NBC thie year.

How the hell did they pull that off?

[Innovator]

Santino again, makes RAW even more amazing

[KingofOldSchool]

Tribute to the Troops on NBC thie year.

How the hell did they pull that off?

Good PR move.

[screech]

Tribute to the Troops on NBC thie year.

How the hell did they pull that off?

They have/had the SNME deal, so probably because of that.

[ClockShot]

Prince of Persia is a beautiful game.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Hornswoggle fell

[jerichoholicninja]

Only Goldust can save us from this.

[screech]

I hate Swog with a passion.

[KingofOldSchool]

*sigh*

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.