Armageddon 2008 (Hardy's Time?)

[Lux]

Someone throw up a link and lets get this party started!



Discuss...

[El Fangel]

Have to work at 12, so going to miss the last match. Someone send me a private message on who wins, so I can check it from work.

[Juan]

Why Lux? You know I start a Discussion/Match of the Night thread for every PPV!

[El Fangel]

Jeff Hardy for the win people.

[Juan]

Now I have to start a different thread for match of the night, when we could've kept it all in one place

[Xero]

Yeah Lux. You asshole.

[Lux]

Why Lux? You know I start a Discussion/Match of the Night thread for every PPV!

I totally started doing this at Summerslam, you started right after that unless you count tipsters, plus we agreed like two months ago that we switch off!


Limelight hurting your eyes Juan :p

[Juan]

I have half a mind to start another discussion thread out of pure spite :rant:

[El Fangel]

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[Lux]

I have half a mind to start another discussion thread out of pure spite :rant:

I see your rant and raise you a threat.

[Juan]

I think I'd rather just call your bluff...

[Lux]

Unless my bluff was a planned bluff.

[El Fangel]

Ok, seriously guys, shut the fuck up.

[Juan]

oh no you didn't

[El Fangel]

Oh yes I did

[Lux]

Someone get a jobber to post me a link.

[El Fangel]

Tired of doing that yourself Lux?

[thedamndest]

http://www.justin.tv/kgs_ppv

[Splaya]

WOULD U GUYS GET THE FUCKING LINK UP

[thedamndest]

Yes.

[El Fangel]

Theddy is a jobber now LOL. Anyways thanks man.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wellness Hardy isn't winning anything tonight.

[CSL]

Someone get a jobber to post me a link.

Irony (from the Ancient Greek εἰρωνεία eironeía, meaning hypocrisy, deception, or feigned ignorance) is a literary or rhetorical device, in which there is an incongruity or discordance between what one says or does, and what one means or what is generally understood. Irony is a mode of expression that calls attention to discrepancy between two levels of knowledge. In fiction, it is a demonstration of the distance between the character's knowledge and that of the audience.

[Juan]

lol

[El Fangel]

How Lux thought no one would comment on that?

Must be some good green he is smoking tonight.

[thedamndest]

I don't know how you don't all have that link already. It's the same one that gets posted every month.

[El Fangel]

I dont think anyone else ever realized that. I know its usually justintv.com or whatev, but is it the exact same link?

[Londoner]

Only just seen this thread,if the link works for me i'll be watching. so fucking drunk though lol

[Londoner]

Also, jeff hardy wont win.

[Xerzes]

Juan > Lux

[thedamndest]

I dont think anyone else ever realized that. I know its usually justintv.com or whatev, but is it the exact same link?

It's the same site. Also they run other WWE/WCW/ECW shows constantly.

[thedamndest]

Let me remind you all to vote in the Better Tag Team Competition:

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=85310

[Mystic.Tenshi]

Please don't let this PPV suck I actually paid for it

[Londoner]

i wanted to pay but don't have the money.

[ClockShot]

So according to Ryan Clark, Miz and Morrison won the Tag Titles off of Punk and Kingston at a house show.

So does this seal it for CM Punk to win tonight?

[Juan]

Juan > Lux

:D

[El Fangel]

So according to Ryan Clark, Miz and Morrison won the Tag Titles off of Punk and Kingston at a house show.

So does this seal it for CM Punk to win tonight?

We can only hope.

[Lux]

Juan > Lux

This thread is about wrestling you dumb cunt, go make a thread in casual bitching or something :foc:

[AKin3D]

*sigh* I think this might end up worse PPV of the year

[Londoner]

This thread is about wrestling you dumb cunt, go make a thread in casual bitching or something :foc:

:lol:

[Lux]

And Matt Hardy starts the night *goes to facebook*

[Mystic.Tenshi]

Here comes Matt to lose his title

[Lux]

Not for the title.

[Mystic.Tenshi]

Well that sucks

[thedamndest]

Good investment so far, eh?

[KingofOldSchool]

Am I the only one who thinks Grisham sounds like Coachman?

[Juan]

Matt Hardy is my favorite wrestler. (http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=85335)

[KingofOldSchool]

Matt Hardy is the better Hardy.

[CSL]

Am I the only one who thinks Grisham sounds like Coachman?

lol no

[KingofOldSchool]

Is Chavo goth now?

[CSL]

I take it this Who Attacked Jeff thing is gonna be Christian if they do re-sign him and probably Trips if they don't

[KingofOldSchool]

Gee I get the urge to beat Eve whenever I see her on TV too.

[KingofOldSchool]

IC Tourney final time...should be good.

[Mystic.Tenshi]

Okay I went away for a minute did Koslov trash Matt?

[KingofOldSchool]

The unemployed Snitsky

[Juan]

lol stupid Lilian

[Theo Dious]

lol Lillian fucked up

[KingofOldSchool]

Lilian botch!

[Juan]

is there a night where she DOESN'T fuck up?

[Theo Dious]

Am I the only one who thinks Grisham sounds like Coachman?

No you aren't, when I watched Survivor Series I could have sworn I was hearing him.

Also, Punk had better win the fucking IC title, not Mysterio. :mad:

[KingofOldSchool]

Did someone just chant boring right when they locked up?

[Theo Dious]

And I don't even LIKE Punk.

[Theo Dious]

Did someone just chant boring right when they locked up?

That was me, I was just really loud.

[thedamndest]

"TWO OF OUR GREATEST FAILURES AS WORLD CHAMPION...NOW COMPETING AT THE LEVEL BY ALL RIGHTS THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN COMPETING AT ALL ALONG!"

[CSL]

wtf is that guy shouting?

[KingofOldSchool]

This crowd sucks.

[KingofOldSchool]

wtf is that guy shouting?

I think "THIS IS BORING!"

[Londoner]

think he's shouting 'miz& morrisson',dunno,lol

[CSL]

lol bless

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah Punk and Regal have a long, rich history which includes all of like three matches.

[Theo Dious]

How many times is Cole going to pretend that Mysterio was a WHC?

[Juan]

Punk delivers that powerslam very nicely

[KingofOldSchool]

Crossface!

[El Fangel]

"TWO OF OUR GREATEST FAILURES AS WORLD CHAMPION...NOW COMPETING AT THE LEVEL BY ALL RIGHTS THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN COMPETING AT ALL ALONG!"

And repped. Fuck I hated them as champs. Punk too soon and Rey at all.

[thedamndest]

This could be Evan Bourne.

[Londoner]

God this match sucks

[Juan]

It's not bad, just slow paced

[El Fangel]

CM PUNK! and CENA SUCKS! sounds alot alike.

[El Fangel]

That was cute thing Rey just did with the pin.

[El Fangel]

Fuck, I dont want either to win.

[KingofOldSchool]

This could be Evan Bourne.

He didn't meet the age or talent requirements to participate.

[Juan]

Punk FTW

[Theo Dious]

YAY PUNK!

...now I feel dirty.

[El Fangel]

Punk thank fuck.

[KingofOldSchool]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Londoner]

glad thats over

[Juan]

Punk and Msyterio busted open hard way

[Juan]

Sick looking GTS

[AKin3D]

danm

[KingofOldSchool]

That was the best GTS since Punk debuted it.

[thedamndest]

Wonder why he doesn't mix in the Vice given how many people GTS has busted open.

[Juan]

Props to Rey for taking it like a champ. Broken noses are not fun.

[Juan]

The Charismatic Enigma

[KingofOldSchool]

Yes, you're a failure Jeff.

[KingofOldSchool]

The Uncharismatic Enigma

[El Fangel]

Pearl Jam sucks

I dont mean that, I just want to razz KoOS

[Lux]

I sense Hardy could take it tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

Pearl Jam sucks

I dont mean that, I just want to razz KoOS

K?

[thedamndest]

Don't do it Nikkolai...er...Shawn.

[El Fangel]

Hardy is winning tonight.

[Juan]

Thunder Tits has arrived

[KingofOldSchool]

Time for Bitchtits and HoBoKid.

[thedamndest]

Looks like he bought his smile.

[El Fangel]

EPIC BOOBS!

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK should have worn a "Property of JBL" shirt

[AKin3D]

Looks like he bought his smile.

I was just thinking the same thing.

[KingofOldSchool]

Somewhere Marty Janettey is wishing for a job with JBL

[thedamndest]

Too bad Turner still isn't in business.

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK is a shootin' now!

[Theo Dious]

Hasn't HBK ever heard of making money doing public appearances, commercials... shit if Kennedy can be in a movie...?

[thedamndest]

To sum up, I'm realeasing my new 3-disc DVD, on sale Tuesday, which you can pick up at WWEShop.com.

[Theo Dious]

What is this doing on a PPV?

[thedamndest]

Why is he even a heel now? BOO THIS MAN! HE'S BROKE!

[KingofOldSchool]

CAWdy is speaking for Orton now?

[Theo Dious]

Workin for the man sucks! Do the honorable thing and let your family starve in the dirt!

[Splaya]

wow, Legacy can even promo

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL the Bills

[Theo Dious]

Dammit, I thought they were going to go with Edge as having attacked Jeff... if it turns out to be HHH I'll be so god damn pissed.

It better have been Christian. :mad:

[Juan]

Somebody gon get they wig split

[KingofOldSchool]

WIG SPLITTIN TIME

[Theo Dious]

So is Hornswoggle a midget or a child? :wtf:

[Fox]

cigarette time... (sup ya'll)

[Juan]

cigarette time... (sup ya'll)

You read my mind, kind sir.

[Fox]

He is a midget child with magical powers and some kind of magic paint that makes tunnels out of solid walls. He is amazing.

[Fox]

I have an excellent stream if anyone would like the link.

[El Fangel]

Henry wins sadly.

[CSL]

LOL @ some guy shouting 'Are ya hungry?!' when Henry was outside the ring

[thedamndest]

He is clearly a special needs adult due to his inability to speak a coherent sentence, improper growth, and constant running. I think we are to assume Mrs. Finlay drank while she was pregnant, and possibly that she lived under the ring survived on ring sustenance.

[KingofOldSchool]

Henry just missed the Bonzai Drop

[KingofOldSchool]

Henry got his wig split

[thedamndest]

God neither one of these people matter in the least.

[El Fangel]

I think someone in the chat just said that Hornswaggle is Mark Henrys father.

[Lux]

People in the chat are retarded tho.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hey it's all the Divas no one cares about

[CSL]

Serious ROFL @ Santino's scream

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Kennedy telling people not to do drugs

[AKin3D]

and yet he's buddies with RVD and the Hardys

[Lux]

Some guy just asked if Ron Simmons was Farooq. Christ.

[Lux]

Orton needs to win this.

[El Fangel]

I really like Orton now, the look, feud and stable fit him.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kevin Thorn attacked Jeff Hardy

[CSL]

Some guy just asked if Ron Simmons was Farooq. Christ.

If it's anything like the majority of wrestling chat rooms, you could make pages worth of posts of the ridiculous things they say. 95% of wrestling fans are retarded, just one of those things

[Splaya]

Legacy looked great walking out together. They just have the feel of Evolution

[CSL]

Orton's new music still sucks

[El Fangel]

theonemangang1mg:<wbr>armaggeddon recap... Vladimir Kozlov defeats Matt Hardy to become the new ECW champion, CM Punk defeats William Regal for a shot (http://www.justin.tv/chat/ad?word=shot) at Rey Mysterio's Intercontiental Championship , Shawn michaels sells out, Mark Henry v Finlay will be a crap match (http://www.justin.tv/chat/ad?word=match), more...

[El Fangel]

FAIL, JUST FAIL!

[AKin3D]

:nono:

[Splaya]

Let's see Manu and Cody are kicked out.


HMMMMM return of Dibiase to save Orton?

[Juan]

Let's see Manu and Cody are kicked out.


HMMMMM return of Dibiase to save Orton?

That's what I was thinking

[CSL]

Batista's clotheslines are shit

[Lux]

Viper like Orton is the best Orton.

[Juan]

Batista is shit

[KingofOldSchool]

VINTAGE RANDY ORTON

[CSL]

RUGGED RONNIE GARVIN

[Juan]

What's up with this stream? it wont let me switch to full screen anymore.

[Theo Dious]

Yes, Cole, we get it, they were in a stable together. Now shut your God damn mouth.

[Juan]

Viper is the new Rattlesnake

[Splaya]

Tenay > Cole?

[Juan]

WOW

[Splaya]

I AM PISSED OFF


WHY DOES HE NEED THE WIN

[Theo Dious]

Well that was uninteresting.

[thedamndest]

So that sucked.

[Juan]

That was lame. What does that win exactly do for Batista?

[Lux]

Wait what, Bats? really? WWE drops yet another ball.

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOOOO

[thedamndest]

Can't wait for Shawn Michaels bangbros though.

[Lux]

*sigh* stupid.

[AKin3D]

God....

[Juan]

Batista better receive a Horsemen style beating tomorrow by Legacy to somewhat make up for this.

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena is spoilin' for a fight

[Juan]

lol Victoria

[KingofOldSchool]

I'll be Mickie's helper

[Fox]

Maria is spoilin' for my dick in her ass.

[Fox]

god mickie james is so sexy

[Juan]

Fox, hook me up with that stream you were talking about.

[Fox]

The good one I had went down, so I'm using this one: http://www.justin.tv/mwov2

[KingofOldSchool]

Striker loves Mickie!

[Fox]

wow kelly is impressing me so far

[Jeritron]

I got back just in time...

[Jeritron]

Seinfeld just jumped the shark

[KingofOldSchool]

lol John Nord reference

[CSL]

The commentary is way more interesting when it's all 6 of them

[KingofOldSchool]

STYLES CLASH!!!

[AKin3D]

The commentary is way more interesting when it's all 6 of them

:y:

[Juan]

Khali has a new theme, nice

[Fox]

maria needs to do porn. or just have sex with me. either way.

[CSL]

The Undertaker says 'Fuck you AJ Styles'

[KingofOldSchool]

lol new music for Khali?

[Fox]

ugh NO KISS CAM!!!!

[CSL]

Khali is such a pimp

[Lux]

The commentary is way more interesting when it's all 6 of them

Just thinking that, so many sexual references in the first minute alone.

[Juan]

McCool is such a stuck up bitch

[KingofOldSchool]

Booo what a spoil sport

[Fox]

she has herpes and doesnt want to spread. shes very conscientious.

[Jeritron]

KHALI BUKAKI!

[Jeritron]

EGG NOG PARTAY!

[Lux]

LOL JR

[Theo Dious]

Oh Christ, here comes some geriatrics.

[Jeritron]

He's gonna kiss Santos L. Halper?

[AKin3D]

cue mea

[KingofOldSchool]

Michelle McCool's Finishers - The only TNA she'll ever have

[Jeritron]

I fuckin knew it. When will it ever end

[Splaya]

OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOO

[Juan]

Oh Lord

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[Splaya]

I'M FINE WITH THIS UNLESS SHE SHOWS HER TITS AGAIN.


IF SHE DOES, I'LL FAIL ALL MY FINALS TOMMOROW

[Jeritron]

You know when Mae Young dies WWE creative will invent a flux capacitor and go back to 1998 and get her back.

For her, death is but a door, time is but a window

[Fox]

god damnit

[Lux]

LOL, the commentary is getting so rediculious, they should stick with this.

[KingofOldSchool]

Cole laughing is priceless

[Splaya]

Maybe he'll kiss her and she'll fall dead right in the ring

[KingofOldSchool]

haha

[Juan]

She rocked Khali's world, it would seem.

[Jeritron]

Now we just need a Khali Mae Young romance storyline

[KingofOldSchool]

hahaha she plays spin the bottle with Mylanta

[Fox]

Are they having Regal vs. Punk tonight or on RAW?

[Jeritron]

I thought this PPV was sponsored by Glover and/or JVC Kaboom Box...Mae Young was just on after all.

[CSL]

If Khali could have kept his face straight, this could have been legit funny

Also, 'She was alive when the Dead Sea was only sick' is probably the best line I've heard on TV all year. And Khali deserves every penny of his contract and most of Triple H's for being so into that

[KingofOldSchool]

The triple threat is last? Crazy

[Jeritron]

CENA'S DONE IT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

[Jeritron]

Jericho screwjob please

[Juan]

It feels almost pointless to watch this match. Poor Jericho.

[Splaya]

You know when Mae Young dies WWE creative will invent a flux capacitor and go back to 1998 and get her back.

For her, death is but a door, time is but a window

I wish that tommorow night on RAW they would just come on before the show starts and be like "Everyone came down with a disease that is associated with old women who shouldn't be in the ring anymore" and it has knocked the roster out for 2 years.

Then just show old RAW shows from 1998-2000 for the next 2 years :shifty:

[Juan]

I feel bad for guys like Jericho and HHH for having to sell that God awful STFU move.

[Jeritron]

He put Cena in the old school Liontamer? Why wasn't I informed about this?

[Splaya]

The triple threat is last? Crazy

Makes you wonder if maybe, just maybe, Jeff walks out with the strap

[Jeritron]

I feel bad for guys like Jericho and HHH for having to sell that God awful STFU move.

They sell but who's buyin?

[Juan]

Jericho = Captain High Pants II

[Juan]

They sell but who's buyin?

All the toddlers in the audience.

[Jeritron]

If Christian returns this completes an incredible 24 hours of my life

[KingofOldSchool]

Makes you wonder if maybe, just maybe, Jeff walks out with the strap

They aren't wasting Jeff's potential title win on a third rate PPV.

Cena/Jericho will probably be some DQ finish.

[Jeritron]

Yea you're right

[Juan]

Boos or cheers?

[Splaya]

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

If Cena didn't come out acting like an idiot, I would respect him more

[CSL]

If Christian returns this completes an incredible 24 hours of my life

Ditto. And I've done absoloutly fuck all in the last 24 hours

[Jeritron]

They aren't wasting Jeff's potential title win on a third rate PPV..


Normally I'd agree with you. Your logic is correct, but I've seen stranger shit happen in this fuckin company. It wouldn't suprise me if he finally won the belt at a house show. That's how headscratching it can be.

P.S. I love the old school boxing style intros

[Fox]

He put Cena in the old school Liontamer? Why wasn't I informed about this?

He's been using it for awhile now, pretty much ever since he won the World Heavyweight Title.

[Theo Dious]

*counting on my fingers* How is Jericho a 5-time champion?

[Juan]

Are those "You Can't Wrestle!" chants I heard?

[Jeritron]

Shows how often I watch the ppvs. I've seen him do the walls on tv but as far as I remember it's been the watered down version, even lately. I believe you tho I've just been seeing the wrong bits.

[Juan]

*counting on my fingers* How is Jericho a 5-time champion?

WCW Title (2 times)
Undisputed Title
WHC (2 times)

[Jeritron]

*counting on my fingers* How is Jericho a 5-time champion?

Well, he technically is. The Undisputed win is WWF and WCW title wins, since he won them both on seperate pinfalls and united them.

He also one the WCW title off The Rock a few months earlier. That's 3 world titles there.

And since returning he won the title this september, and then again off Batista after he lost it briefly. So 5.
You could argue it's 4, for all intents and purposes, but it's 5.

[Fox]

Shows how often I watch the ppvs. I've seen him do the walls on tv but as far as I remember it's been the watered down version, even lately. I believe you tho I've just been seeing the wrong bits.

He also yelled "ASK HIM!" when he had Cena in it, despite it not being a match and there being no referee around. :cool:

[Juan]

He also yelled "ASK HIM!" when he had Cena in it, despite it not being a match and there being no referee around. :cool:

LOL yeah that was great

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[Jeritron]

I watched his No Mercy ladder match, and Raw cage match, but he never used the walls fully since they were gimmick matches

[Fox]

Well, he technically is. The Undisputed win is WWF and WCW title wins, since he won them both on seperate pinfalls and united them.

He also one the WCW title off The Rock a few months earlier. That's 3 world titles there.

And since returning he won the title this september, and then again off Batista after he lost it briefly. So 5.
You could argue it's 4, for all intents and purposes, but it's 5.

It's definitely 5. He beat Rock for the WCW title, then he beat Austin for the WWF title, so even if he had lost the match to Austin, he would've still been an ex-WCW champion, albeit for all of 15 minutes.

It's arguably 6, with his "win that never happened" against HHH.

[Theo Dious]

Well, he technically is. The Undisputed win is WWF and WCW title wins, since he won them both on seperate pinfalls and united them.

Gotcha, forgot that part.

[Jeritron]

This match should be headlining the ppv. Something is brewing for the WWE title match. I'm not saying it's a Christian return or a Jeff Hardy title win, just something.

[Juan]

So does Cena win with the FU or STFU?

[Jeritron]

Yes Fox, good point. To me it's 6* and that unofficial first is probably the best of them all