Jeff "invovled" in a Hit and Run

[Tornado]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/articles/8327862/hardyhitandrun


LOL, watch the video, gotta be the worst acting ever. Christian Cage anyone?

[Anybody Thrilla]

My lord, this is awful. I was watching this the other day and my girlfriend (who has just started watching) was like "was he really in an accident?" and I told her to wait until they showed the 'exclusive footage'. Once they did, she goes 'yeah, definitely fake' right away.

On one hand, I appreciate that they are trying something different, but the execution leaves a ton to be desired. Jeff Hardy probably wasn't a good choice for this angle....well, let me rephrase that. The Jeff Hardy character is fine in it, but whenever it comes to acting or talking, Jeff is one of the least convincing people in the entire WWE.

IF this leads to a Christian return, though, all is forgiven.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Also, Beth is an even worse actor than Jeff, assuming that's actually her.

[Nark Order]

It wasn't Beth, it was some other girl.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Well that's even more depressing that they HIRED somebody to act that badly.

[Jeritron]

I don't get why it's so bad. Nobody was complaining about this type of stuff when the business was at a record high

[Anybody Thrilla]

I might be biased because I hate when Jeff Hardy talks. I even said in my first post that I appreciate them trying something different.

[Jeritron]

I have yet to mind him talking ever since this time last year. It used to bother me but I think he's improved.

[Gerard]

I love the "cellphone" footage they showed. A guy running out of the woods with a phone recording video...why exactly? Could understand if he came from another car but he just seems to randomly come out of the trees. :wtf:

And vince wonders why wwe movies is considered a laughing stock. :roll:

[Xero]

Early Gooker nominee.

[Afterlife]

My lord, this is awful. I was watching this the other day and my girlfriend (who has just started watching) was like "was he really in an accident?" and I told her to wait until they showed the 'exclusive footage'. Once they did, she goes 'yeah, definitely fake' right away.

On one hand, I appreciate that they are trying something different, but the execution leaves a ton to be desired. Jeff Hardy probably wasn't a good choice for this angle....well, let me rephrase that. The Jeff Hardy character is fine in it, but whenever it comes to acting or talking, Jeff is one of the least convincing people in the entire WWE.

IF this leads to a Christian return, though, all is forgiven.

Jeff seems to be o.k. when he has a person to bounce with. When's he just "acting", like there, he's less than great.

[addy2hotty]

I just wished he'd had his belt over his shoulder while standing there.

That would have been awesome.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I kind of wish the police officer would have known who he was too.

OFFICER: What's your name?

JEFF: Jeff

OFFICER: Jeff who?

JEFF: Jeff Hardy.

Captivating stuff, there.

[Dave Youell]

Honestly I didn't think it was that bad.

[Xero]

It wasn't "Good" by any stretch of the imagination, either.

[thedamndest]

WWE.com has just learned that Jeff Hardy has been fired under the Wellness Policy's three strikes rule after being involved in a Hit and Sit Around on the Couch Eating Chex Mix Watching Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

[DaVe]

I don't get why it's so bad. Nobody was complaining about this type of stuff when the business was at a record high

Exactly!

[Xero]

Underground fans have gotten smarter and mainstream wrestling has gotten dumber.

[Afterlife]

Underground fans have gotten smarter and mainstream wrestling has gotten dumber.

I think Abe Lincoln said that.

[Theo Dious]

I kind of wish the police officer would have known who he was too.

OFFICER: What's your name?

JEFF: Jeff

OFFICER: Jeff who?

JEFF: Jeff Hardy.

Captivating stuff, there.

What would have been funnier would have been if they'd played it off as the cop was a WWE fan. Thiswise:

OFFICER: What's your name?

JEFF: Jeff

OFFICER: Jeff who?

JEFF: Jeff Hardy.

OFFICER: The wrestling guy?

JEFF: Yes.

OFFICER: All units respond, I've got a celebrity drug offense here...

[Theo Dious]

I think Abe Lincoln said that.

No, Abe Lincoln said "Sit the hell down, John, I'm trying to watch this play."

[Afterlife]

I'm going to start saying "thiswise".

[Kane Knight]

Honestly I didn't think it was that bad.

Given that the threshold for good entertainment starts not at "enjoyable," but "tolerable," That's a great feather in its cap.

[Shadow]

Yeah it was...barely tolerable when I saw it on Smackdown and its still a stupid way to bring in Christian. ESPECIALLY since the original angle was to have "Beth" injured enough to go to the hospital. Not...."shook up".

[Mr. Nerfect]

I kind of wish the police officer would have known who he was too.

OFFICER: What's your name?

JEFF: Jeff

OFFICER: Jeff who?

JEFF: Jeff Hardy.

Captivating stuff, there.

This was actually one of my huge problems with it, too. What is it with the WWE talking themselves down? They create a storyline for one of their top guys where he is broke, and only the following week come up with an explanation as to how a guy performing at such a high level could be broke (other than: "we can't pay him shit") and now they have their WWE Champion not even be recogniseable in sketches.

And yes, this was a sketch.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Given that the threshold for good entertainment starts not at "enjoyable," but "tolerable," That's a great feather in its cap.

Maybe for someone without taste or talent.

[Kane Knight]

Maybe for someone without taste or talent.

Your grasp of the obvious aside, it's good to know we're simpatico.

[Legend Killer]

Also, Beth is an even worse actor than Jeff, assuming that's actually her.

You know we like to say Jeff tries to be like the Joker, but I say put him in a limousine with Two-Face and a gun to his head, I wonder if he'd still act shitty when his life is on the line.

[Anybody Thrilla]

He'd probably think the whole thing was an LSD flashback.

[Lux]

I love the "cellphone" footage they showed. A guy running out of the woods with a phone recording video...why exactly? Could understand if he came from another car but he just seems to randomly come out of the trees. :wtf:

And vince wonders why wwe movies is considered a laughing stock. :roll:

At this point I wondered who actually DIDN'T see the guy, cell phone my ass.

[GD]

At this point I wondered who actually DIDN'T see the guy, cell phone my ass.

I heard someone named God was working for Vince's company on a part time basis. Dude's got super natural abilities.

[Kane Knight]

They're not going to pay God's salary for this bit. He's on a pay per appearance contract, and get quite a sum. They normally only pay Him when they need a name to put Hogan over.

[Lux]

It was clearly a guy with a large camera, if I were having to act with such a terrible script I'd say fuck it and look right at him obviously.

[Dorkchop]

I couldn't find a thread about the next incident so I'm posting in this one.

SPOLIERS FOR SMACKDOWN 1/16

The pyro that went off prematurely during Jeff's entrance actually looked pretty sweet. The slow motion replays were great. I'll give WWE credit with this making it look pretty damn real.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah it was very well done, especially the ball of flames.

I also give credit to Jeff, I remember Goldberg said in an interview one time that the pyro (understandably) hurt like fuck. So Jeff took one for the team.</font> :shifty:

[Afterlife]

I couldn't find a thread about the next incident so I'm posting in this one.

SPOLIERS FOR SMACKDOWN 1/16

The pyro that went off prematurely during Jeff's entrance actually looked pretty sweet. The slow motion replays were great. I'll give WWE credit with this making it look pretty damn real.

Darn tootin'. I was rather impressed when it shot right in his face. Very well done. Something any prick with a grudge coulda set up.

[Kane Knight]

Darn tootin'. I was rather impressed when it shot right in his face. Very well done. Something any prick with a grudge coulda set up.

:naughty:

[Afterlife]

You are such a perv.

[Dave Youell]

The initial shots look great, personally I think the selling after was a bit of a let down, but the actual stunt itself was sick

[Hanso Amore]

The actual pyro was GREAT!

The acting afterwards was horrible. WHo was that guy jumping around saying "where are the EMTS!"

[Afterlife]

That was Mr. Yang.

[Kane Knight]

The actual pyro was GREAT!

The acting afterwards was horrible. WHo was that guy jumping around saying "where are the EMTS!"

Also, closing in on Jeff's face was a bad idea.

I like what they did for the most part. I think the shitty acting may be a benefit, because an "accident" on the family friendly WWE show happening to one of the kiddy favorites strikes me as a good way to scare kids, offend parents, and lose sponsors.

Again, not that I think it's a bad idea, but I'm not the one marketing to the Spongebob crowd.

[Gerard]

The actual pyro was GREAT!

The acting afterwards was horrible. WHo was that guy jumping around saying "where are the EMTS!"

To me it looked a lot like Jimmy Wang Yang.

[Juan]

I LOL'd when they strapped Jeff to the gurney whilst wearing the WWE title.

[Xero]

LOL, just saw it. Got to love the slow-mo replay where he sells the final fire ball a bit too early.

[Fox]

JEFF: "You remember back when we were in OVW? What was that name they had for me..."

MATT: "Oh, I don't remember..."

JEFF: "Yes you do. Say it..... SAY IT!!!"

MATT: "....Two-Face... Hardy Two-Face."

[Xero]

"Heads, I toke, tails, I job."

[AKin3D]

I was happy with how it went. I thought they were going to overkill with the pyro.


My boyfriend killed the whole thing though. He kept making stoner/drug jokes. It also didn't help Truth was patting down Jeff.

[The Optimist]

drug joke

[The Optimist]

dark knight joke

[The Optimist]

Anyway, it sounds pretty silly. And these angles never go well. And I was honestly just enjoying the the bare bones fact that Jeff was WWE Champ and this looks like the gateway to taking it off him. But whatever.

[Shadow]

JEFF: "You remember back when we were in OVW? What was that name they had for me..."

MATT: "Oh, I don't remember..."

JEFF: "Yes you do. Say it..... SAY IT!!!"

MATT: "....Two-Face... Hardy Two-Face."

Oh man that'd be awsome and I can see Jeff and Matt doing that.

Too bad they won't cause they're stupid.

[Afterlife]

That was Mr. Yang.

To me it looked a lot like Jimmy Wang Yang.

He often looks like himself.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Everyone thinks this is a way to bring Christian back into the WWE, but do you know who helps set up the pyros:
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http://weltzin3.com/wrestling/wwe/wrestlers/photos/tonychimel.jpg

If you don't know, now you know.

[Jeritron]

:n:

[Jeritron]

To Chimel

[Mr. Nerfect]

Seeing as I was out and about searching for pictures of Tony Chimel, I thought I'd share some random photos of ECW Diva, Tiffany, I found lying around:

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/t/tiffany/01.jpghttp://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/t/tiffany/02.jpg
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/t/tiffany/05.jpg
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e172/DieselDecent/tiffany05.jpghttp://www.thewrestlingpost.com/images/gallery/taryn-terrell-photo.jpg
http://www.bigtitbabble.com/gals/babe_tryouts/10208_0002.jpg

Now Tony Chimel has a reason to smile:

http://weltzin3.com/wrestling/wwe/wrestlers/photos/tonychimel.jpg