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Tedious Inevitability
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Jeff "invovled" in a Hit and Run
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/a...hardyhitandrun
LOL, watch the video, gotta be the worst acting ever. Christian Cage anyone? ![]() [/font] ![]() |
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Cranky Kong
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My lord, this is awful. I was watching this the other day and my girlfriend (who has just started watching) was like "was he really in an accident?" and I told her to wait until they showed the 'exclusive footage'. Once they did, she goes 'yeah, definitely fake' right away.
On one hand, I appreciate that they are trying something different, but the execution leaves a ton to be desired. Jeff Hardy probably wasn't a good choice for this angle....well, let me rephrase that. The Jeff Hardy character is fine in it, but whenever it comes to acting or talking, Jeff is one of the least convincing people in the entire WWE. IF this leads to a Christian return, though, all is forgiven. |
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Cranky Kong
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Also, Beth is an even worse actor than Jeff, assuming that's actually her.
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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It wasn't Beth, it was some other girl.
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Cranky Kong
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Well that's even more depressing that they HIRED somebody to act that badly.
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Get a poke on
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I don't get why it's so bad. Nobody was complaining about this type of stuff when the business was at a record high
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Cranky Kong
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I might be biased because I hate when Jeff Hardy talks. I even said in my first post that I appreciate them trying something different.
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Get a poke on
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I have yet to mind him talking ever since this time last year. It used to bother me but I think he's improved.
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Tongue my Fartbox
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I love the "cellphone" footage they showed. A guy running out of the woods with a phone recording video...why exactly? Could understand if he came from another car but he just seems to randomly come out of the trees.
![]() And vince wonders why wwe movies is considered a laughing stock.
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He's Here
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Early Gooker nominee.
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So fucking sexy.
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yes. yes. yes.
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I just wished he'd had his belt over his shoulder while standing there.
That would have been awesome. |
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Cranky Kong
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I kind of wish the police officer would have known who he was too.
OFFICER: What's your name? JEFF: Jeff OFFICER: Jeff who? JEFF: Jeff Hardy. Captivating stuff, there. |
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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Honestly I didn't think it was that bad.
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He's Here
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It wasn't "Good" by any stretch of the imagination, either.
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A Property of Matter
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WWE.com has just learned that Jeff Hardy has been fired under the Wellness Policy's three strikes rule after being involved in a Hit and Sit Around on the Couch Eating Chex Mix Watching Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
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yeah nah good mate
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He's Here
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Underground fans have gotten smarter and mainstream wrestling has gotten dumber.
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So fucking sexy.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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OFFICER: What's your name? JEFF: Jeff OFFICER: Jeff who? JEFF: Jeff Hardy. OFFICER: The wrestling guy? JEFF: Yes. OFFICER: All units respond, I've got a celebrity drug offense here... |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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So fucking sexy.
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I'm going to start saying "thiswise".
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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Yeah it was...barely tolerable when I saw it on Smackdown and its still a stupid way to bring in Christian. ESPECIALLY since the original angle was to have "Beth" injured enough to go to the hospital. Not...."shook up".
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And yes, this was a sketch. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Voices in my Head
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You know we like to say Jeff tries to be like the Joker, but I say put him in a limousine with Two-Face and a gun to his head, I wonder if he'd still act shitty when his life is on the line.
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Cranky Kong
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He'd probably think the whole thing was an LSD flashback.
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The Rum Diary
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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They're not going to pay God's salary for this bit. He's on a pay per appearance contract, and get quite a sum. They normally only pay Him when they need a name to put Hogan over.
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The Rum Diary
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It was clearly a guy with a large camera, if I were having to act with such a terrible script I'd say fuck it and look right at him obviously.
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facebook.com/bloquemen
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I couldn't find a thread about the next incident so I'm posting in this one.
SPOLIERS FOR SMACKDOWN 1/16 The pyro that went off prematurely during Jeff's entrance actually looked pretty sweet. The slow motion replays were great. I'll give WWE credit with this making it look pretty damn real. |
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President of Freedonia
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Yeah it was very well done, especially the ball of flames.
I also give credit to Jeff, I remember Goldberg said in an interview one time that the pyro (understandably) hurt like fuck. So Jeff took one for the team.
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So fucking sexy.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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So fucking sexy.
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You are such a perv.
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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The initial shots look great, personally I think the selling after was a bit of a let down, but the actual stunt itself was sick
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You can't teach that
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The actual pyro was GREAT!
The acting afterwards was horrible. WHo was that guy jumping around saying "where are the EMTS!" |
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