Official Raw Thread (1-12-09): Kane hears voices, they tell him "YOU'RE GONNA JOB!"

[Gerard]

BAH GAWD LOOK AT THE STRENTH, HE DRAGGED A 400LB MAN 50 YARDS TO THE ROPE!!

[DaVe]

Vintage JBL with that frown!

[Lux]

HE BROKE THE HOLD OMG HOW DID HE DO THAT!?

[KingofOldSchool]

I like those new chaps on HBK

[Lux]

CROSSFACE

[Gerard]

Wonder if they'll call the fu by its new name?

[KingofOldSchool]

CRIPPLE CROSSFACE, VINTAGE BOB HOLLY!

[ClockShot]

Hey. What's that move again?

[Gerard]

Look at that never before seen innovative new move by michaels.

[Lux]

Its called the Showstopper

[KingofOldSchool]

It's the Daniel Killerface!

[Lux]

CENAS STRENGHT PREVAILS AGAIN!!

[Johnny Vegas]

You know i've never noticed this, but TPWW has some very big assholes when it comes to their sense of humor lol

[KingofOldSchool]

You know i've never noticed this, but TPWW has some very big assholes when it comes to their sense of humor lol

You just noticed? :nono:

[KingofOldSchool]

Lawler just said Vintage HBK!

[Lux]

You just noticed? :nono:

Seconded. *disgust*

[Gerard]

VINTAGE HOSS

[Lux]

How much does Shawn Michaels have left??!!

[Gerard]

How much does Shawn Michaels have left??!!

About $200 if this storyline is to be believed.

[KingofOldSchool]

About $2 if this storyline is to be believed.

[Lux]

KIP UP!

[Lux]

VINTAGE CENA

[Gerard]

fu position = going for the win

[Gerard]

lol cole dodging saying fu

[KingofOldSchool]

NAILS GOING FOR THE VICTORY!

[KingofOldSchool]

NICE kick

Aww dammit

[Lux]

Cena kicked out... typical

[Lux]

STFU

[KingofOldSchool]

VINTAGE HBK BALD SPOT!

[ClockShot]

NOOOOOOOOOOO! GET TO THE ROPES! OR THE ROPES GET TO YOU!

[Lux]

JBL SUCKS

[ClockShot]

YEAH!

[DaVe]

Nice!

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK WINS!!!!!!!!!

[Johnny Vegas]

Damn, that was a good match/finish

[KingofOldSchool]

Best match of the year.

[Lux]

Loved that SCM

[redoneja]

Good match.

[Juan]

El Chico Rompe-Corazones

[GD]

How about a glorified jobber vs glorified jobber at Mania?

Kane vs Santino.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Kind of a "blah" show. The main event was long, but a decent match despite Cena being involved. Why waste the Punk/Regal No DQ match on RAW next week instead of waiting a week to have it at the Rumble? The Austin video package was well done. Santino telling Cryme Tyme "peace out, home-Jesus" after getting a Rumble spot was probably the best part of the show, followed by Mike Knox's beard and the return of Kelly Kelly's assless chaps.

[Juan]

Kind of a "blah" show. The main event was long, but a decent match despite Cena being involved. Why waste the Punk/Regal No DQ match on RAW next week instead of waiting a week to have it at the Rumble? The Austin video package was well done. Santino telling Cryme Tyme "peace out, home-Jesus" after getting a Rumble spot was probably the best part of the show, followed by Mike Knox's beard and the return of Kelly Kelly's assless chaps.

I have a feeling those two will wrestle at RR also.

[KYR]

I have a feeling those two will wrestle at RR also.

Will there be time for it?

Maybe that's why they're running the program for the two now.

[KYR]

What's the "official" (:roll:) time interval between entrants for the Rumble this year?

90 secs? 60 secs?

(I know it's all bullshit anyway - just wondering what the official time is).

[Juan]

I think there'll be time. Besides the battle royal, there are only 3 other matches booked. Usually there's an ECW title match booked, but I doubt there will be one this year.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I have a feeling those two will wrestle at RR also.

It'd be possible, but having them wrestle 4 weeks in a row in singles matches would be redundant. Then again, this is WWE. I'd just rather see the No DQ match held off until PPV, where they could devote a decent amount of time to it and not cut it up with commercial breaks. I get the feeling the two would put on a great match if they got the chance, instead of someone getting DQ'ed three minutes in.

[Lux]

Your avatar sucks, you suck, I hope you die.

[.44 Magdalene]

need someone to pick on to feel higher up about themselves, its pretty obvious.

[Lux]

What was your name before you changed it?

[.44 Magdalene]

The Critic.

[Lux]

No idea who you were/are.

[.44 Magdalene]

Okay