Official Raw Thread (1-19-09): Our Lord Almighty Has RETURNED!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Shad

[FourFifty]

ROFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL @ THE MIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JT]

You know, these guys switch between Raw, ECW, and Smackdown so much that they should be the only Tag Championship in the promotion.

[ClockShot]

I'm republican.

[Splaya]

That's too bad for you

[ClockShot]

Refering to what The Miz said.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol

[KingofOldSchool]

Cryme Tyme's gimmick should be racking up numerous tag title shots, but never cash them in.

[FourFifty]

On one hand I want to see The In Crowd beat Hip Hop because I like to see them in action. On the other hand the tag team scene is pretty weak..... Nevermind. Match just ended.

[KingofOldSchool]

That was quick

[KingofOldSchool]

The smoke is green, that DAMN D-X!!!

[Splaya]

Afro Samurai....Sounds ghey

[RawRocks]

Afro Samurai....Sounds ghey

:rofl::rofl::rofl: agreed

[Nark Order]

Really hate this song

[thedamndest]

They've really done a shitty job building this Rumble.

[RawRocks]

Bushwackers .. god they were awesome

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Bushwackers

[KingofOldSchool]

CHYNA reference!

[RawRocks]

watch #30 in this year's Royal Rumble be Christian Cage

[ClockShot]

Nice little factoid video.

[KingofOldSchool]

Slow on the dial up?

What is this? 1996?

[FourFifty]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR A WHILE!!!!!!!!!!

[RawRocks]

Dustin and Cody

[KingofOldSchool]

Cody/Goldust!

[ClockShot]

Hey bro. Any pointers?

[JT]

lol...nice way to promote a DVD.

[FourFifty]

GOD DAMN IT, GOLDUST, KILL THE FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Ohhhh burn

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Cody Rhodes DVD...Cody Rhodes: Create a DVD

[FourFifty]

Calling it now- Goldust will take out CAWdy in the rumble.

[Splaya]

OMGZZZZZ ITS MR MCMAHON

[RawRocks]

speaking of Burn ... Burn Notice I cant wait for!

[Nark Order]

*cue car explosion*

[JT]

Actually, going back to the Royal Rumble...has anyone really been placing on thick about winning it this year, because I have a feeling that this year could be anything goes as far as winners go.

[ClockShot]

Really want Orton to win it.

[Xerzes]

I have had more than enough of Jillian.

[ClockShot]

Whoa shit. Turn her off.

[FourFifty]

Actually, going back to the Royal Rumble...has anyone really been placing on thick about winning it this year, because I have a feeling that this year could be anything goes as far as winners go.

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Nah. Just kidding.

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[Nark Order]

Would you fuck her?

[Splaya]

Will someone please get Jillian off that gimmick

[KingofOldSchool]

No photographs this week?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LOL Cody Rhodes DVD...Cody Rhodes: Create a DVD

I just assumed it would be a re-writable CD.

CDR-RW is what they would call it.

[RawRocks]

why is there a womens match as the main event match?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

speaking of Burn ... Burn Notice I cant wait for!

Hell yeah

[FourFifty]

VINCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

ZIGGY!

[KingofOldSchool]

VINCE!

And Candice gets the shaft again.

[JT]

LMAO!!!

[Triple Naitch]

Hi, I'm Dolph Ziggler and I have a foot fetish...:naughty:

[ClockShot]

HE'S SPEECHLESS!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

VVVVIIIIIINNNNIIIIEEEEE MAC!

[Nark Order]

Sooo... Dolph Ziggler's gimmick is that he has a name?

[RawRocks]

LOL

[FourFifty]

Great moment with Vince and Ziggy!

[Splaya]

Interesting....

Well we can now go under the assumption that Vince is not a bumbling retard

[KingofOldSchool]

So how will Vince die tonight?

[NeanderCarl]

Interesting....

Well we can now go under the assumption that Vince is not a bumbling retard

:(

I thought he would be, too. Disappointed.

[NeanderCarl]

So how will Vince die tonight?

Jericho will promo him to death?

[Nark Order]

So how will Vince die tonight?

Mike Knox will kill him for no reason.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow WWE has popular sports DVDs!

[RawRocks]

he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

[KingofOldSchool]

HERE HE COMES!

*bows down*

[Nark Order]

SWAGGER OF DOOM

[HeartBreakMan2k]

THEEEE STRUT!!

[FourFifty]

I'm not gonna lie- I'm grinning from ear to ear.

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL @ the "I Bought My Seat From Gov. Rod"

[thedamndest]

Tonight is about the MONEEEEEYYYYY.

[Nark Order]

Jericho

[FourFifty]

I was kinda hoping he'd bring out The Warrior.

[KingofOldSchool]

Unemployed people shouldn't get Titan Trons and music!

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho with the evil goatee

[Splaya]

I hope Jericho admits he caused the accident

[KingofOldSchool]

Well he IS better than Blandielson

[HeartBreakMan2k]

What's with these odd ass camera shots?

[ClockShot]

The hell with these cameras.

[Splaya]

WTF ARE UP WITH THESE WEIRD CAMERA ANGLES SHOWING NOTHING

[Splaya]

Wait,

What if Jericho and Steph are in cahoots and attack Vince


:love:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Jericho has the Tony Stark goatee.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I would do very dirty things to Stephanie McMahon

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL YES!

[ClockShot]

Lame.

BRING OUT SHANE!

[Splaya]

LOL

Jericho is the man

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm sowry

[Destor]

Stephanie Mcmahon kiss my ass club

[Splaya]

if he codebreakers her i will wet myself

[NeanderCarl]

What an obnoxious cunt she is.

What is she supposed to be a babyface here, being a fucking annoying arrogant obnoxious little fuck?

[RawRocks]

woah

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL "On your knees!"

[ClockShot]

BORING!

[NeanderCarl]

Yeah go on, kill his character coz the fans started chanting.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I love how Stephanie is trying to give Jericho helpful hints about how to get on ones knees.

[Splaya]

There has to be like an awesome ending here

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho is forced to perform oral sex on everyone in the arena.

[Xerzes]

What an obnoxious cunt she is.

What is she supposed to be a babyface here, being a fucking annoying arrogant obnoxious little fuck?

For some women, "terrible cunt" is as nice as they ever get.

[Splaya]

I love how Stephanie is trying to give Jericho helpful hints about how to get on ones knees.

There's a gentle irony that I can't quite put my finger on

[Purgatory]

damnit...It had better not end like this.

[FourFifty]

I hate how this turned into a Steph/Jericho promo.

[Splaya]

Warms his cockles?

[Splaya]

ORTON

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I :heart: Randy.

[Splaya]

IMG LET ORTON BE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO KILL VINCE

[KingofOldSchool]

Orton!

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ORTON!

[Splaya]

ORTON SHOULD JUST RKO BOTH OF THEM

[HeartBreakMan2k]

There's a gentle irony that I can't quite put my finger on

Ya know, I was thinking that very same thing.

[Purgatory]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[KingofOldSchool]

Ohhhh

[Splaya]

ORTON WILL BE #1 CALLING IT NOW

[ClockShot]

HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

[Splaya]

LOL

WORTHLESS

THAT'S THE LINE OF THE YEAR

[RawRocks]

AMEN THANK YOU RANDY

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Randy, PUNT HER!

[FourFifty]

"Who the hell do you think you are?"
I've been using that line since the first time I heard Vince say it.

[KingofOldSchool]

I bet Shane comes back and attacks Vince

[Splaya]

SOMETHING BIG IS GONNA HAPPEN

[ClockShot]

DON'T DO IT!

[Nark Order]

Oh shit

[Splaya]

ORTON: i'M SORRY


*rko*


I CREAM MY PANTS


GONNA HAPPEN

[HeartBreakMan2k]

RANDY!!!!!

[NeanderCarl]

:rofl:

[ClockShot]

IT'S GOOD!

[KingofOldSchool]

VINCE IS DEAD!

[Nark Order]

WHOA!

[Splaya]

PUNT....PUNT



OMG CREAMING PANTS NOW

MCMAHONS' DEAD

[KingofOldSchool]

THE EAGLES WIN THE NFC TITLE!!!!!!!!!!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

HE PUNTED VINCE!!!! RANDY!!! :heart::heart::heart:

[FourFifty]

And that writes Vince out 'till Mania.

[Splaya]

PUNT THE BITCH RANDY

[Xerzes]

Sometimes you gotta punt a bitch.

[NeanderCarl]

There's Vince gone for another 6 months....

[KingofOldSchool]

STINKO MALENKO!!!

[Nark Order]

HOLY SHIT

[Nark Order]

VINCE IS DEAD AGAIN!

[NeanderCarl]

The punt looked good too...

[HeartBreakMan2k]

That looked fucking stiff and nasty. VERY stiff.

[KingofOldSchool]

Someone needs to make an "OWNED" gif of that punt

[Splaya]

GUYS, THIS IS AWESOME

[Nark Order]

That was fucking incredible.

[Splaya]

LOL, THEY BOTCHED THE TAPE JOB ON HIS HEAD

[thedamndest]

Randy Orton is in league with Shane? EH???

[ClockShot]

Vince has come and gone. Again.

Good night.

[NeanderCarl]

Oh my God, they killed Vince. You bastards!

[NeanderCarl]

They should kill Vince every week.

[Nark Order]

How many times is Vince going to potentially die?

[KingofOldSchool]

Vince never leaves Raw in one piece.

I'm starting to feel sorry for him.

[Nark Order]

Vince really is the new Kenny

[HeartBreakMan2k]

They just MADE Randy there. Especially after Jericho cowered down and bitched out to Stephanie. Randy stood up to Vince and knocked his fuckin block off.

[Nark Order]

They just MADE Randy there. Especially after Jericho cowered down and bitched out to Stephanie. Randy stood up to Vince and knocked his fuckin block off.

Agreed. I am laughing my ass off even thinking about it.

[Purgatory]

Well then...It wasn't the outcome I was expecting at all, but I was satisfied. I was thinking something more along the lines of Vince reinstating Jericho then siding with him against Steph.

This whole thing with Orton was good, very good. I'm interested to see how this pans out.

[NeanderCarl]

It may have been the camera angle, but Vince's cheek looked swollen as fuck when they were attending to him, and Stephanie was saying "he's bleeding" but I didn't see any blood.

[KingofOldSchool]

They just MADE Randy there. Especially after Jericho cowered down and bitched out to Stephanie. Randy stood up to Vince and knocked his fuckin block off.

And that's the way I like it.

[Blitz]

Way to bury Jericho to get Stephanie over. There's the WWE I know and love.

[Theo Dious]

Actually, going back to the Royal Rumble...has anyone really been placing on thick about winning it this year, because I have a feeling that this year could be anything goes as far as winners go.


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It's the truth and we all know it.

[Destor]

Way to bury Jericho to get Stephanie over. There's the WWE I know and love.
Jericho wasn't burried at all, that was the charecter to a T.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Carl, I don't know if it was the angle. That seriously looked stiff as fuck. Shit was amazing.

[Destor]

He's a weasel blitz

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Jericho wasn't burried at all, that was the charecter to a T.

I don't think the point of it was to bury Jericho, it may have a little but no one will ever remember that part of it. The point was to make the McMahons look intimidating so they could put over Randy.

Like I said, that punt was stiff. If Vince told Randy to just lay it in there and he'd take it, I'd respect the shit of Vince for taking that one in order to make a star.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

That being said, best ending to a Raw in a very long time. I popped when Randy came out, but I had my first real markout in a long ass time when Randy beat the shit out of Vince.

[James Steele]

Holy shit, I was expecting an RKO or something but that was vicious looking.

The way Randy was acting afterword makes me think they will go with a "Randy needs anger management" or "Randy really does hear voices" angle.

[Nark Order]

Holy shit, I was expecting an RKO or something but that was vicious looking.

The way Randy was acting afterword makes me think they will go with a "Randy needs anger management" or "Randy really does hear voices" angle.

Naw, it seemed to me like he was was just "Holy shit, I just killed Vince McMahon" type thing.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Yeah, no voices thing. It was definitely a "....oh shit... what did i just do" type deal.

[Theo Dious]

Jericho wasn't burried at all, that was the charecter to a T.

Stop trying to take away an opportunity for someone to cry about what a McMahon is doing and how much of a victim Jericho is.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Also, I love that Priceless came out and comforted Randy. The fact that they almost looked scared shitless sold it.

[Legend Killer]

Maybe they are setting up for Orton VS Austin.

Orton taking out the boss. Then Austin comes back and says, "You dumb sumbitch, only I can kick the boss's ass, not you."

Orton: Are...

Austin: What?

[DaVe]

Orton/Austin would be amazing. Think they would have to start building up now, though.

Edit: Anyway, sounds like a good end to RAW. Shame I missed it purely because I forgot about it.

[PullMyFinger]

One of the best endings of a lackluster Raw that I can remember. I liked that a lot because quite frankly in the year 2009, McMahon being the ultimate evil bad guy just isn't working anymore. He's an old man now, plain and simple. lolol Randy punting him in the head just made McMahon look like an old fart lmaooo.

[RGWhat316]

That punt was awesome, and looked stiff as hell. I wouldn't be surprised that if Vince almost wanted a real kick out of it. I've head stuff in the past before that if Vince can do it, any of the wrestlers could. I dunno what this will lead to, but I am looking forward to it.

[JT]

Actually, I didn't really find it a lackluster show at all. It was really pretty good from start to finish. Had a Punk IC title win which would be more of a main event thing on the show, a very good promo segment with John Cena, JBL, and HBK, Mike Knox actually getting me interested in my first Rey Mysterio match in a long time, and a memorable end segment.

All and all, it for once was a good night.

[Legend Killer]

Actually, I didn't really find it a lackluster show at all. It was really pretty good from start to finish. Had a Punk IC title win which would be more of a main event thing on the show, a very good promo segment with John Cena, JBL, and HBK, Mike Knox actually getting me interested in my first Rey Mysterio match in a long time, and a memorable end segment.

All and all, it for once was a good night.

Cryme Tyme actually getting a PUSH, well hopefully. It has taken forever, WWE needs to just make up their minds about them.

[Johnny Vegas]

That whole promo with Orton and McMahon was awesome. The build up, the looks Randy gave to McMahon, his "i dont think..you want to do that" shit was tight, but that was a smack heard around the world. Dude, this shit is going to turn into a (with Legacy) "dude, im going to follow my leader all the way BECAUSE he's crazy, not because he's more established. Kind of like Scarface.

I'm just being honest here, i think we are seeing the beginning of another "Austin" type era beginning in front of our eyes. Not trying to think too far ahead or anything, but there are so many ways this can be dealt with...and thats a good thing.

Still applaud whoever came up with that :y:

I just thought about something. Orton can use that catchphrase "I don't think..you want to do that.." like whenever someone is threatening him or talking shit. Only thing Orton needs to do now is make some of his matches more fast paced.

[RP]

WWE will fuck this up. Mark my words. They will fuck it up .

[Blitz]

I don't think the point of it was to bury Jericho, it may have a little but no one will ever remember that part of it. The point was to make the McMahons look intimidating so they could put over Randy.
Do we not get that the McMahons are supposed to be intimidating by this point?

[Anybody Thrilla]

It may have been the camera angle, but Vince's cheek looked swollen as fuck when they were attending to him, and Stephanie was saying "he's bleeding" but I didn't see any blood.

I thought I saw a little blood by his eyebrow.

I know this is late as fuck, but Randy Orton is my hero right now.

[Krimzon7]

It is never too late to proclaim love for Orton