Official Raw Thread (1-19-09): Our Lord Almighty Has RETURNED!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Live from Chi-Town, Mr. McMahon returns to Raw after his near death experience. And no, NOBODY DIED!

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd275/pearljamownzyou/261f9l2.gif

Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice...a contract signing for the World Title match at the Rumble takes place tonight with JBL and John Cena.

Also, CM Punk looks to capture the Intercontinental Title in his hometown as he faces William Regal. This time with No Disqualifications! Will Punk become the second fastest wrestler to win the triple crown in WWE history or will he fall victim to the flying shoe of Layla?

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These answers and more at 9pm EST!

[Juan]

That shoe thing always makes me LOL

[JT]

Look, it's CM Punk...

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd275/pearljamownzyou/261f9l2.gif

...practicing to dig his own grave.

EDIT: Okay, from my perspective it looked like digging. <_<

[KingofOldSchool]

Look, it's CM Punk...

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd275/pearljamownzyou/261f9l2.gif

...practicing to dig his own grave.

EDIT: Okay, from my perspective it looked like digging. <_<

He's throwing dirt on his push. :shifty:

[FourFifty]

I really want to see Randy Orton punt someone in the head tonight. I don't care who. After my day all I want to do is see someone get kicked in the head.

And what is this not House pre-Raw shit?

[KingofOldSchool]

And what is this not House pre-Raw shit?

Huh?

[BobBitchen]

house is on before raw tonight.:wtf:

[FourFifty]

Some show that isn't House is on right now before Raw. I am not happy with this change.

[FourFifty]

So everyone else has House right now and somehow I have NCIS? What the fuck?

[KingofOldSchool]

So everyone else has House right now and somehow I have NCIS? What the fuck?

But House is on Fox right now, new episode.

You're missing out.

[FourFifty]

M'eh, I'll just scope it later. I don't want to see half of a new episode.
That's why God invented Nintendo.

[FourFifty]

But still, NCIS sucks.

[Mr. Nerfect]

But still, NCIS sucks.

I don't know, the chick that used to protect the president in it was pretty hot.

We'll probably get Chris Jericho's situation addressed tonight. Don't ask me why, but I can see Jericho being added to Cena vs. JBL. Perhaps merely to make some more room in the Rumble Match, but I can dream that it would be to put the World Heavyweight Title on their best heel in time for WrestleMania, can't I?

CM Punk will probably win the IC Title tonight, which could be very cool. They might do something like have a heel run-in and help Regal, and join him and Layla as a servant, or something, though. I'd actually love to see a Punk vs. Paul Burchill mini-feud.

[KingofOldSchool]

CM Punk will probably win the IC Title tonight, which could be very cool. They might do something like have a heel run-in and help Regal, and join him and Layla as a servant, or something, though. I'd actually love to see a Punk vs. Paul Burchill mini-feud.

Except for the millions of fans who don't care about Burchill.

[Corndad]

Watched some of the McMahon DVD today to get me ready for tonight. God I hope they don't drop the ball on this. The Rumble is my favorite match of the year. Kinda hoping they add some Battle Royal type of deal for like the 30th Spot.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Except for the millions of fans who don't care about Burchill.

What do the millions of fans who don't care about Burchill have to do with my opinion? Besides, Burchill actually gets pretty good heat when he is used. And the whole idea would be to make people care.

[KingofOldSchool]

Here we go...

[FourFifty]

Well, Raw has started, and all I have to say is "WHAT'S UP BITCHES!!!!!!!!"

[KingofOldSchool]

What do the millions of fans who don't care about Burchill have to do with my opinion? Besides, Burchill actually gets pretty good heat when he is used. And the whole idea would be to make people care.

Good heat?

Crickets chirpping doesn't count...

[Corndad]

I remember ROFLing while this was happening.

[KingofOldSchool]

I can't believe it's only been 6 months since Vince's brush with death.

[FourFifty]

I'm seriously thinking of getting a MLK Jr poster. So I'm not black, who cares? It's all a matter of civil rights.

[ClockShot]

6 months ago...........our very own FourFifty won 200,000 dollars and rickrolled Vince McMahon.

Tonight. Who knows.

Evening everyone.

[KingofOldSchool]

Paul, I can't feel my legs!

[KingofOldSchool]

Hasn't it been longer than 6 months?

[FourFifty]

Paul, I can't feel my legs!

Of course he meant Burchill, since he wouldn't break kayfabe.

[KingofOldSchool]

ORTON!!!!

[Corndad]

and your winner of the Rumble...

[ClockShot]

Wooooooooo. Orton to open the show.

[JT]

Jilian sounds like she's got the giggles.

[Triple Naitch]

Somebody fell asleep at Sunset Tan this week...

:shifty:

[KingofOldSchool]

COFFEE KINGSTON!

[Xerzes]

I HEAR THEM SHELTON
I HEAR THEM KWANG

[FourFifty]

JAMICAN ME STARBUCKS!

[KingofOldSchool]

Here comes the man that defies the heel/face boundaries!

[Corndad]

Kane in 2001 Rumble owns all.

[Hanso Amore]

Wouldnt it be like kanes 14th or 15th counting Fake Diesel and Issac Yankem?

[JT]

...Randy, Koffe, and Kane?

...que?...

[FourFifty]

I still like Kane. I hope he kills Santino tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Santino!

[Hanso Amore]

new Priceless theme is even worse than before.

[FourFifty]

NEW PRICELESS THEME!!!!!!!!!!!

[JT]

Wow...kind of hate this Priceless remix.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh god they are using the new version of this theme for the CD....

[FourFifty]

new Priceless theme is even worse than before.

I think it's fitting.

[ClockShot]

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO THE PRICELESS MUSIC?!

[FourFifty]

Is there a torrent for the cd yet?

[ClockShot]

I can't play my air guitar anymore. :'(

[Corndad]

4 Heels 1 Face and Kane.

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG KANE IS MESSING WITH THE LIGHTS!

[Hanso Amore]

LOL Dibiase took a bump after kane turned into him

BTW, FourFity, do you have your money?

[Hanso Amore]

LOL Santino!

"were a Team!"

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOOO

[Corndad]

this is like the shortest battle royal ever.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Good heat?

Crickets chirpping doesn't count...

Everything Burchill has done:

* Teaming with William Regal (leaching off his heat)
* Pirate (people loved it)
* Creepy relationship with sister (got a lot of boos)

I've never seen Burchill heatless. Maybe his stuff on ECW, but I haven't been paying too much attention to that. For crickets, as much as I love him, see: Burke, Elijah.

[KingofOldSchool]

Orton wins!

[Hanso Amore]

What a cluster fuck of a shitty match

[FourFifty]

That was gayer then Chuck and Billy.

[ClockShot]

That was quick.

[Xerzes]

Random thought: Ted DiBiase is a third generation wrestler. Sorta, anyway. And it's never been mentioned.

[FourFifty]

LOL Dibiase took a bump after kane turned into him

BTW, FourFity, do you have your money?


Most of it. Didn't blow it all on hookers and booze.

[Hanso Amore]

Orton is starting to look like the monsters from I am legend

[Mr. Nerfect]

I love how randomly Kane goes between face and heel roles. It's almost like he's a McMahon. With a 36 inch penis.

[KingofOldSchool]

Everything Burchill has done:

* Teaming with William Regal (leaching off his heat)
* Pirate (people loved it)
* Creepy relationship with sister (got a lot of boos)

I've never seen Burchill heatless. Maybe his stuff on ECW, but I haven't been paying too much attention to that. For crickets, as much as I love him, see: Burke, Elijah.

The only time he had any remote of heat was when he was a pirate and even then it wasn't much.

[FourFifty]

Random thought: Ted DiBiase is a third generation wrestler. Sorta, anyway. And it's never been mentioned.

Thank you. I was going to bring this up tonight after Raw by talking about Mike DiBiase.

[Hanso Amore]

This is going to be a shitty show....6 guys are already done for the night, and we are 15 minutes in!

How this show didnt start with vinnie is beyond me.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Random thought: Ted DiBiase is a third generation wrestler. Sorta, anyway. And it's never been mentioned.

I think they have, actually. They just forget to mention the third a lot.

The Legacy needs to get a stable theme and quick, so that Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase can both use it. Seriously, I'd honestly prefer it if they used their father's music, or remixes of their themes. Never been too up on the "Priceless" theme.

The Voices CD thread is making me want some Jack SWAGGA on RAW tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

This is going to be a shitty show....6 guys are already done for the night, and we are 15 minutes in!

How this show didnt start with vinnie is beyond me.

Because Vince is the main event, duh.

Plus the contract signing.

Plus Punk/Regal which will hopefully go around 12 minutes.

[ClockShot]

So. Who's gonna buy the Cubs?

[KingofOldSchool]

PUNKER!

[Mr. Nerfect]

The only time he had any remote of heat was when he was a pirate and even then it wasn't much.

Listen to his stuff earlier into his run with Katie Lea. He actually got some really good boos. I don't even think he deserved them, but he got them.

[KingofOldSchool]

So. Who's gonna buy the Cubs?

Punk.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Because Vince is the main event, duh.

Plus the contract signing.

Plus Punk/Regal which will hopefully go around 120 minutes.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kelly's gonna get killed.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This is going to be a shitty show....6 guys are already done for the night, and we are 15 minutes in!

How this show didnt start with vinnie is beyond me.

Maybe they can fit in some Jack Swagger?

[RawRocks]

oh good.. get the piss break out of the way early

[ClockShot]

Keep an eye out for superfan.

[Hanso Amore]

Kelly needs to wear pants that work.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kelly's pants are falling down.

And lol @ the fat guy with the Kelly sign

[ClockShot]

Wow. Setting them up and knocking them down tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

Can we say...SQUASH?

[FourFifty]

On an unrelated note, check this out.

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Even though Kelly still sucks, I still like her more than Candice Michelle or Michelle McCool.

[FourFifty]

:lol: I'd love to see Steph fire Orton, just for Vince to give him his job back.

[thedamndest]

"If I win, we all win."

Randy is quoting the Brain now?

[ClockShot]

I think there's a better Master Sword floating around somewhere.

[RawRocks]

can we please kill this economy JBL angle

[KingofOldSchool]

"If I win, we all win."

Randy is quoting the Brain now?

I would rather him quoting Bobby than Sid.

"Remember guys, I have half the brain you do!"

[Triple Naitch]

So. Who's gonna buy the Cubs?

It's pretty obvious. Vince is coming back to announce he is the winning bid. He then makes Lou Pinella hit the ump with a chair after every ejection.

[KingofOldSchool]

WWE CHAMPION...BUSH!

[RawRocks]

It's pretty obvious. Vince is coming back to announce he is the winning bid. He then makes Lou Pinella hit the ump with a chair after every ejection.

if that were to be true, the news media would go nuts :lol::lol::lol:

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's a bit sad that I'd actually mark out if Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase turned on Orton, beat him to a pulp, kicked his head in, and then became their own leaders. Shows how little I actually care about Orton.

[Xerzes]

Winner, and new utter cunt champion:

[FourFifty]

It's good to see a heel with a stalker instead of a face.

[KingofOldSchool]

Rosa is Beth's intern!

[ClockShot]

Rosa's nose looks funny.

[Hanso Amore]

I fucking love Beth so much

[KingofOldSchool]

"PPPLLEEEAASSSE can we keep her?!?!"

[Hanso Amore]

Gayness Alert

Orton's bulge is rather pathetic

[KingofOldSchool]

look at her stomach!

FATTY FATTY FATTY

[Hanso Amore]

Man, Steph is fat

[Hanso Amore]

I love how Randy's tats are outlined in white.

[Hanso Amore]

PUNT STEPH!

[KingofOldSchool]

Doesn't that mean Stephanie should be in the Legacy?

OH BITCH SLAP!!!

[Hanso Amore]

PUNT HER KIDS!

[ClockShot]

Should have cut and run when you had the chance, Randy.

[Innovator]

STEPH IS GETTING THE CUNT PUNT TONIGHT!

[RawRocks]

Go Randy Go Randy Go Randy Go Randy Go Randy :lol: :lol: :lol:

[FourFifty]

PUNT STEPH!

[Corndad]

Orton is getting fired lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

Randy should punt Steph. That would be hilarious.

[Triple Naitch]

Gayness Alert

Orton's bulge is rather pathetic

He's no Matt Striker

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/m/mattstriker/07.jpg

His cock is legendary. No homo.

[KingofOldSchool]

PUNT HER KIDS!

Well since Snitsky is gone...

[Hanso Amore]

I wish he would have said

"Just because you are Vince macMahons kid and Triple H's baby Factory"

[Sepholio]

Shanes up to something methinks.

[Hanso Amore]

He's no Matt Striker

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/m/mattstriker/07.jpg

His cock is legendary. No homo.

By God.....



IT IS GLORIOUS!

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh yippee....

[Hanso Amore]

12 Rounds,

AKA

The Marine 2: This one is about a boxer

[RawRocks]

and the crowd goes wild

[Corndad]

Well Hello Hometown Pop.

[KingofOldSchool]

PPPPPUUUNNNNKKK

[Hanso Amore]

What flag is that? Illinois?!

[FourFifty]

As much as I love all of you, I'm not taking my eyes off this match. BRB

[Hanso Amore]

Punk is going to lose in his hometown.

[JT]

Why do they constantly have these IC matches so early in the night

[RawRocks]

What flag is that? Illinois?!

city flag of chicago

[thedamndest]

He's no Timberly:

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[Xerzes]

When's the last time someone won in their hometown? Because I'm pretty sure Punk has no damn chance.

[KingofOldSchool]

MMMM Layla

[ClockShot]

Punk is going to lose in his hometown.

Last time they were in Chicago he did. Can lightning strike twice?

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice color scheme for Punk's tights

[Corndad]

When's the last time someone won in their hometown? Because I'm pretty sure Punk has no damn chance.

Trish a few weeks ago

[Hanso Amore]

I was just thinking, that if Regal ever gets fired, he can show up at a ROH show and people will give them their house. He would be golden.

[RawRocks]

the ref looks like an attention whore

[Fox]

I'm just showing up. Did Vince McMahon return yet or what?

[Hanso Amore]

Hmm, Im beat, Goodnight TPWW, I love you all :)

[Xerzes]

"I don't have to break the hold! I'm gonna break his arm!" Good times.

[KingofOldSchool]

"I'M GOING TO BREAK HIS ARM!"

[Mr. Nerfect]

When's the last time someone won in their hometown? Because I'm pretty sure Punk has no damn chance.

Probably when William Regal won the IC Title?

Oh, and there was the Trish Stratus thing. I think Punk is winning here tonight, to be honest.

[FourFifty]

Thank GOD they didn't call for a rope break in a no dq match. Kinda like HIAC with The Undertaker and Batista. They didn't call for a DQ when Edge ran in, but that ref called for a rope break in that match.

[JT]

You know...No DQ and Hardcore matches are no longer the staple of wrestling it was earlier this decade, but I was always waiting for someone to bring a gun to at least one match.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Regal is one of the best guys ever for adding little details to his matches. I love that man.

To continue the gay vibe, what colour is the scheme of CM Punk's tights?

[FourFifty]

I'm just showing up. Did Vince McMahon return yet or what?

Not yet

[ClockShot]

lol

[KingofOldSchool]

I would like to have Layla all over me please.

[KingofOldSchool]

PUUUNNNNKKKK

[Xerzes]

Holy shit. Awesome. Triple crown.

[Mr. Nerfect]

What's happening? As much as I love Punk, if Regal re-debuted the Power of the Punch, I may just fall in love.

EDIT: OK, well I was a bit late saying that. Good for Punk.

But seriously, what colour were his tights? I want to picture this moment.

[ClockShot]

Damn. That could have gone longer.

[FourFifty]

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[RawRocks]

the new intercontinental champion... CM Punk!

[KingofOldSchool]

Second fastest wrestler to hit the triple crown in WWE history.

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk is channeling The Mighty Hercules

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk looks a little excited...

[Mr. Nerfect]

Does the Triple Crown count if it's the World Heavyweight Title?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Punk looks a little excited...

Layla's out there, man. Give him a break.

[Innovator]

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk got a bigger celebration than when he won the World Title.

[Triple Naitch]

Punk's celebrating more intense than when he won the WHC.

Oh and his tights are kinda like the Pittsburgh Steelers colors, but with a silver dominant color.

[KingofOldSchool]

Does the Triple Crown count if it's the World Heavyweight Title?

Yes.

[Triple Naitch]

jinx

[Mr. Nerfect]

Wikipedia has already been updated with Punk's victory.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yes.

What about the ECW Title?

[KingofOldSchool]

What about the ECW Title?

No.

[Xerzes]

What about the ECW Title?

Not until ECW has two other belts, and then it would be the triple loser crown.

[JT]

Punk looks a little excited...

Well World Championship is big, but technically he won a championship that was around for 7 years and not nearly as prestegous as the IC championship. I could picture Punk growing up and watching Bret Hart, British Bulldog, HBK, and other win the IC Championship...he probably just achived a childhood dream.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Punk got a bigger celebration than when he won the World Title.

To be fair, the World Title win was meant to be "unexpected."

[KingofOldSchool]

Well World Championship is big, but technically he won a championship that was around for 7 years and not nearly as prestegous as the IC championship. I could picture Punk growing up and watching Bret Hart, British Bulldog, HBK, and other win the IC Championship...he probably just achived a childhood dream.

I wasn't talking about that kind of excited...:naughty:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yeah, the two things that make the World Heavyweight Title worth winning are:

1. You're winning a title that headlines the flagship show of World Wrestling Entertainment, and has been defended in the main event of WrestleMania.

2. The actual belt you win.

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL should bring HBK out in a wheelchair ala Vince/Linda from 2001.

[JT]

I wasn't talking about that kind of excited...:naughty:

Oh? :?:

Oh.:-\

.ohhhhhhhhhh.:shifty:

[Xerzes]

Has a contract signing ever not been stupid and terrible?

[FourFifty]

Hmph, Cena is getting into the ring, and I gotta pee......

[Mr. Nerfect]

JBL should bring HBK out in a wheelchair ala Vince/Linda from 2001.

I was thinking about that angle the other day. I was younger at the time, so I didn't truly comprehend how hilarious it was.

[Corndad]

Has a contract signing ever not been stupid and terrible?

Only time I can think of was when Batista turned full Face and signed contact to face HHH at Mania.

[JT]

Yeah, the two things that make the World Heavyweight Title worth winning are:

1. You're winning a title that headlines the flagship show of World Wrestling Entertainment, and has been defended in the main event of WrestleMania.

2. The actual belt you win.

Little unclear on #2 there...unless you mean the spinner, in which I would totally agree with you.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Has a contract signing ever not been stupid and terrible?

One I loved was when Batista officially turned on Evolution. That one made me mark out like a little bitch. But that was sort of the announcement of which title Batista would challenge for with his Rumble title shot, and no so much a scheduled match contract signing. They're a little different. :shifty:

I'd love it if HBK knocked JBL out and signed the contract.

[Xero]

Hey look, it's John Cena.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Little unclear on #2 there...unless you mean the spinner, in which I would totally agree with you.

Sort of that, but also the legacy behind the big gold belt. It's undergone some changes over the years, but you cannot help but think of guys like Ric Flair when looking at the belt.

[Xerzes]

Call him poopy.

[ClockShot]

Yawn.

[FourFifty]

Took a piss, made a drink, did I miss anything?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I wish this contract signing were in Toronto ala 2004.

[KingofOldSchool]

His only function?

I bet his wife says the same thing...

[KingofOldSchool]

THESE PEOPLE?!?!

[JT]

Sort of that, but also the legacy behind the big gold belt. It's undergone some changes over the years, but you cannot help but think of guys like Ric Flair when looking at the belt.

Unless it's called the NWA Championship or the WCW Championship, I don't give a shit. Nameless promotions (and I do mean nameless) have used that belt as their World Championship. All it is to me now is the generic world championship belt...a really really nice looking belt, but still generic.

[KingofOldSchool]

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!

[FourFifty]

MAMAJUANA EXTREME DOT COM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

My god, where are the cue cards?

[JT]

Cena with another heat-killing promo...JBL with a shocking heat-saving promo.

I hate JBL, but he is good on a mic.

[Corndad]

He speaks.

[ClockShot]

Hello.

[KingofOldSchool]

I bet he was really referring to something else that is large, large, large.

[RawRocks]

please end this

[KingofOldSchool]

IT'S MY LIFE!!!!

*runs away and slams a door*

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena is going to cry!

[JT]

HBKL I hate that I've become someone who will do anything filthy and despicable to get what I need...I liked it when I did anything filthy and despicable to get what I both want and need.

[ClockShot]

I wanna see HBK kick your goddamn head off.

[Nark Order]

Only time I can think of was when Batista turned full Face and signed contact to face HHH at Mania.

Same

[ClockShot]

YES!

[KingofOldSchool]

OH NOEZ

[RatedGSuperstar]

I'm watching this on mute on a stream. Looks like I should be grateful it's on mute for this segment. I am enjoying seeing Cena tear up, though.

[FourFifty]

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!

[FourFifty]

On an unrelated note- Andre was awesome.

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[Splaya]

Has Vinny Mac appeared yet

[KingofOldSchool]

Has Vinny Mac appeared yet

No, main event.

[ClockShot]

KNOX!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

THAT MONSTROUS BULLY!

[ClockShot]

Who?

[KingofOldSchool]

Come on Knox!!!

[Splaya]

So I come back from watching 24 and I get Rey Mysterio who will hug and molest 2 kids in the front row as he walks down the ramp



Yeah this is fair

[FourFifty]

I need to get ahold of the Andre dvd.

[KingofOldSchool]

He can't recapture the magic, because no one close to him died.

[Splaya]

LOL KNOX IS THE MAN

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Sweet.

[FourFifty]

:rofl: @ Knox

[KingofOldSchool]

He doesn't need a reason, because he's MIKE FUCKING KNOX!

[Splaya]

SOMEONE GIVE KNOX THE WORLD TITLE

[JT]

No reason = best reason ever. :D

[Nark Order]

My girlfriend is watching some girly crap! What happened with Knox and Cena?

[Splaya]

LOL Knox gave Rey a clothesline on his knees and it almost killed Rey

[Splaya]

My girlfriend is watching some girly crap! What happened with Knox and Cena?

They gangraped Rey, and Cenanation still cheered

[KingofOldSchool]

See that was good, because it strayed from the usual "I like to hurt people..."

[ClockShot]

Knox spittin' blood.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Knox on his knees is taller than Mysterio. For some reason that amused me.

I really hope Mysterio gets a Colin Delaney-like whooping.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I really wanted to stay up for Vince's return...

But a Mysterio match is the final straw. I'm heading to bed.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Why did Cena start tearing up? Did JBL call him poopy.

What exactly did Mike Knox say?

[KingofOldSchool]

That was awesome.

[JT]

My girlfriend is watching some girly crap! What happened with Knox and Cena?

Cena got the shit kicked out of him by JBL and HBK

Knox was asked why he's been attacking Mysterio. He replied by saying that he had no reason.

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOOO

[Splaya]

Knox must be getting a serious push if he blocked Rey's 619

[ClockShot]

He must break you.

[KingofOldSchool]

KNOX OUT!!!

[Fox]

Why did Cena start tearing up?

His admiration and respect for HBK made him emotional.

[ClockShot]

MORE!

[thedamndest]

Knox v. Cena at Mania. Make it happen.

[JT]

Hey, look who got passed security.

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho, the unemployment line is

----------------------> that way

[Splaya]

Jericho is the man

[thedamndest]

Jericho has anti-sideburns.

[RawRocks]

Jericho .. JBL's next employee

[ClockShot]

I think I'm up to double digits with this Afro Samurai commercial.

[KingofOldSchool]

The Harvey, the Harvey, the Harvey is on fire...we don't need no water let the stupid druggie burn. Burn druggie, burn.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL @ fan reactions

[FourFifty]

MORRISON'S ABS!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Miz and Morrison get the jobber entrance!

[RatedGSuperstar]

It'd be great if Jeff's pyro accident led to him being afraid of his own pyro, like Kurt Angle back in the day.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Duggan